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You're in the club and this guy wwalks up to you and slaps you on the ass

What do you do?

bearing in mind he is 6'2 and 140lbs

>> No.6371267

be confused

>> No.6371271

>>6371260
Let him have his way with me, what else?

>> No.6371277

I would slap his ass, too. In good faith, though, I want a piece of that.

>> No.6371275

>>6371260

give him a condescending look and continue looking the direction I was

>> No.6371283

throw my cheap watered down drink (that i paid $15 for) on his geobaskets and yell

"try to cop those on final clearance again poorfag"

>> No.6371285
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6371285

punch him in the dick

>> No.6371294

>>6371260
Im 100% straight but i would fuck his asshole till he cried.

he is so beautiful.

>> No.6371319

>>6371294
If you would fuck him (implying that you're a straight guy), the degree of your heterosexuality would decrease 10%. So your overall straight-ness would be 90% which is pretty good, statistically speaking.

Source: I am a statistician

>> No.6371332

cry because i'm 6'1 and a tranny is taller than me

>> No.6371361

implore him to post a fit.

>> No.6371490

>fucking an obvious tranny
>that thin upper lip

you guys are pathetic. just switch teams for fucks sake.

sage for shit thread.

>> No.6371705

well i'm 6'3 and 140 so id probably tell him to fuck off because when i go to the club i just wanna dance with my bros

>> No.6371747

sue for sexual harassment

>> No.6371749

>>6371490
>year of lord Yeezus
>not transcending sexuality
cisscum pls go

>> No.6371754

>>6371747
>yfw hes broke as fuck

>> No.6371781

>>6371749

>invoking the name of that shit album

It's not about sexuality dummy, it's the fact that they literally fuck anything and there's diseases going around. If they weren't spreading HIV around my scene last year i never would have cared.

>> No.6371825

this reminds me of the time this faggot tried to kiss me while I was fucking his ass.

>> No.6371847

>>6371825
iktf
fucking homos man

>> No.6372705

prolly try to fuck him

>> No.6372894 [DELETED] 

Well, I'd fuck him obviously, but that's where it starts to get interesting. I'm only 6'1", but I weigh 185 and am somewhat /fit/, with short hair. So, who tops? I'm more masculine, but he initiated and is taller. I'm assuming it would all come down to a cock measure off in that case, with the winner taking the dick of the loser. That's how gay sex works, right?

>> No.6372900

Well, I'd fuck him obviously, but that's where it starts to get interesting. I'm only 6'1", but I weigh 185 and am somewhat /fit/, with short hair. So, who tops? I'm more masculine, but he initiated and is taller. I'm assuming it would all come down to a cock measure off in that case, with the winner using the ass of the loser. That's how gay sex works, right?

>> No.6373279

>>6372900
I'm pretty sure they just do rock paper scissors.

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>>6371260
Cum on his geos

>> No.6374114

>>6373279
This must be stressful.

>> No.6374172
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6374172

wud bang
he even has gyno

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>>6374172
Holy fuck.

>> No.6374217

>>6374172
i don't think its gyno i think he took hormones or something
i dunno i dont keep up with this stuff

>> No.6374251

>>6374217
Don't lie, my little autist.

You have the hots for Andrej, don't you?

>> No.6374261

>>6374251
dude this came out a lot creepier than you think it did

i wish i still had shrugs whore-edited duck saved

>> No.6374319

>>6371260
I turn around and ask him where his brother Igor is (masculine version of him, hot as fuark, butt-buddies with Miles so might get a 2x1 yolo)

>> No.6374885

6'2 140lbs?

Sounds like a fucking stick figure. I'd kindly proceed to beating the shit out of him.

>> No.6374925

>>6371781
>the year of our lord quasimoto
>implying you weren't the one spreading HIV
dirty nigger

>> No.6374929

>>6371260
>10/10 would get hit on by

>> No.6374945

>>6374925
Lord Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. My man with the rasta got the best green pasta.

>> No.6374971

>>6371260
>Smile
>Feel flattered

>Politely decline

>The guy has a dick, that is a deal breaker for me

>> No.6374995

>>6371260
I would have sex with him, Def No-Homo. I mean godamn He would be the hottest chick that has ever hit on me ...

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>>6374114
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