/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.6352922]

Club mirin/pick up stories thread

i'll tell you bout my night bros

>enter the club with a smile
>enter a set of medium-high status dudes and acquire the control of the conversation
>see a set of 3 8/10 and one 10/10 blonde
>go to them and ask their female opinion about whether its best to wear loud outfits or try and go for something more low key. they 8/10 says they love my dandyish and noticable style. 10/10 remains silent but laughs quietly.
>start talking with the 8/10s and ignoring the 10/10
>neg 10/10 and make their friends laugh
>10/10 shows 3 demonstrations of interest
>do cold reading with her
>start running some routines
>isolate her
>escalate
> she starts to touch my mink hat
>kiss close
>bring her to a motel and fuck
>get her number

[Anonymous No.6352938]

>>6352922
>lele u r so funny le OP lelelelelellelelee

[Anonymous No.6352944]

>>6352922
>enter a set of medium-high status dudes
>3 demonstrations of interest

Jesus christ...I'm sure your borderline hick-tier grasp of the English language really turned them on OP.

[Anonymous No.6352951]

>>6352922
i bet youre a cunt irl

[Anonymous No.6352961]

>>6352922
johnny depp is a faggot

[Anonymous No.6352970]

I admire your dedication, I would've just called it a night and went home to sleep after entering a set of dudes.

[Anonymous No.6352981]

>>6352922
leave and never come back

[Anonymous No.6353005]

>10/10
10/10 is supermodel/celebrity status. I doubt some shit from /fa/ could get interest from a woman like that. They were probably 7ns at best. Stop exaggerating like a typical brotard.

[Anonymous No.6353020]

>cold reading
haha

[Anonymous No.6353026]

>>6353005
Wait, you don't know? I thought everyone knew that:
>faggot claims to have pulled in "8/10 / 9/10 / 10/10" qt3.14
>faggot's girl is in fact, at least, 4 ratings lower

Come on bre, wake up.

[Jolien !UWqyWTEBWc No.6353030]

>Hanging with some friends in a local cafe talking about exams since its been a long time since we saw each other and exams going on.
>be discussing something with a friend.
>Girl who brings our beer compliments my fit and says I look handsome in it.
>not paying attention being a bit tipsy and talking to someone else so I accidentally ignore her.
>after she's gone my friends tell me that was really cold and I was an asshole.
>Realize how unfriendly I had accidentally been.
>go after her to apologize and tell her I appreciated the comment.
>follow her into the kitchen
>touch her arm, to alert her of my presence.
>she didn't expect someone to be behind her and gets startled so badly she drops a full plate of empty glasses.
>gets very angry at me for being in a private area.
>apologize 10 times, thank her for her kindness...
>She starts smiling and gives me her cellphone number.

Well that was awkward. I don't think I'll be calling her though I prefer men or butch girls. Sorry about typing errors

[Jolien !UWqyWTEBWc No.6353033]

>>6353030
I'm not a good writer.

[Anonymous No.6353039]

>>6353030
You got her number, no reason to feel awkward m8.

[Anonymous No.6353041]

>>6353030
ur gay

[Jolien No.6353049]

>>6353030
>spaghetti rockets out of my pockets
>she slips on spaghetti
>breaks her back
>paralyzed for life
>considering a life with a cripple as its the best I can do

Forgot the rest of my story

[yuke !nT28Uh5WQg No.6353079]

>>6352922
>>6352922
>actually knowing all that PUA ling

[Anonymous No.6353115]

>cold read
>isolate
>escalate
>mink hat

how can he troll so many

[Anonymous No.6353131]

>>6352938
>>6352944
>>6352951
>>6353005
>>6353020
>>6353079

holy shit how do you let yourselves be trolled so easily

[Anonymous No.6353143]

>>6353131

not trolling bro. this honestly happened. better going than average for me to get a 10/10, but after perfecting my game over a few years, rare for me to go on a night out with at least getting with a 6-7/10