/fa/-related stories thread

[Anonymous No.6328385]

Write your /fa/ related stories in this thread.

>girl mirin'
>guy mirin'
>compliments
>cringeworthy
>etc

It finally happened /fa/ - a qtp2t girl came up to me, but...

[Anonymous No.6328395]

>>6328385
>be sitting outside of class reading a book
>qtp2t asian girl comes up to me asks me giggling if I have signal on my phone cause she doesnt
>tell her yes, she plops down right next to me (i was sitting on a bench) and looks over at my phone
>Oh wow you do have signal, hey what are you reading?
“I am reading a book on politics”
>Oh that is really cool… do you want to be a politician I am sure you can do it!
>You look like such an honest person; you have a very handsome face
>Look at the way you are dressed! You’re dressed so nice how old are you?
>wow you dress nice for your age
>You should make friends with the foreign students some of them are very lonely and looking for friends.
>I am sure a foreign student would be very happy to be your friend.
>You look so cool when you check your watch
Okay, I have to go to class, what’s your name?
>we shake hands and she is still looking at me as if expecting something
>I turn around and walk away, realizing my mistake

[Anonymous No.6328397]

>>6328395
Throughout the entire conversation she was giggling hysterically and brushing/playing with her hair, we spent more than 15 mins talking so this is a light summary of what she said, I realize that the clothes I was wearing made me more approachable to her as she was very focused on my appearance.

My regret is that I didn’t get her number because of how dense I am, I realized during class that when she said to make friends with foreign students she might have been talking about her elf. It’s very bittersweet I want to die but I also want to see her again whenever that will be.

Your turn /fa/.

[Anonymous No.6328411]

>>6328397
beta pussy, why do you even /fa/?

[Anonymous No.6328424]

>>6328395
that girl sounds fucking crazy dude

probably dodged a bullet, not even kidding

[Anonymous No.6328425]

>>6328411
yeah I know I'm an omankoboi

[Anonymous No.6328429]

>>6328395
>asian

Why would you ever want to date an asian girl? All of them have mommy/daddy issues.

[Anonymous No.6328433]

>>6328425
You just think she's a qt because she approached you. Don't lie to yourself, she was average at best.

[Anonymous No.6328435]

>>6328397
>she might have been talking about her elf
Fuck I would make friends with an elf so fast...

I don't have any specific stories, but sometimes girls compliment my clothes and I think they are making fun of me. Then I realize they probably aren't later on. I'm fucked in the head.

[Anonymous No.6328436]

>>6328397
Sir, you have somehow rustled my jimmies while placing a huge smile upon my face. Oh man, I've been there myself. I was so oblivious forever. I probably still am.

In the future, please believe in yourself a little more? People like you, anon, they want to get to know you. Reap the fruits of being fashionable, brother!

[Anonymous No.6328452]

>tfw you get more girls checking you out in sweatpants than you do in jeans/trousers

but I'm not in it for the plebs

[Anonymous No.6328457]

>>6328397
>I realized during class that when she said to make friends with foreign students she might have been talking about her elf
>tfw nobody wants you to be friends with their elves

[Anonymous No.6328464]

>>6328424
>>6328429
u guys srs, well everyone has issues... maybe she was just lonely?

[Anonymous No.6328465]

>tfw never been flirted with and girls don't talk to me unless I initiate conversations

[Anonymous No.6328467]

>>6328436
>sir
>>>/mfa/

[Anonymous No.6328476]

>>6328465

[Anonymous No.6328478]

>>6328465
>>6328476
oh wow so you are like 96% of the guys out there
>"wahhh why do I have to work for things >=( "
^^you guys

[Anonymous No.6328481]

>>6328478
How are you meant to make a girl come up and flirt?

[Anonymous No.6328487]

>>6328464
Did you read the middle part of his story? Girl comes up to you and offers you 1000000 compliments, that's just weird/aspie as fuck. Would have been normal if she was just like "I like your clothes" and started to make conversation. Idk, judging by what OP said, she just seemed socially awkward as fuck.

[fascion fashist No.6328482]

>tfw the only people who compliment your fits in public are ratchet hoes and old black men

[Anonymous No.6328483]

How2Ask4Number? literally what do you say

[Anonymous No.6328484]

>>6328465
It's like that for literally everyone ur not special.

[Anonymous No.6328491]

>>6328435
whoops, I meant to say elf, really funny though.

>>6328436
Thanks my dude, next time a girl approaches me I will remember your words.

[anonymouse No.6328495]

>>6328478
but girls never do anything so you never even know if they like you its lame as fuck cause you could be lonely as fuck and 10 girls could like you and you could have no idea. why dont girls ever ask guys out or something?

[Anonymous No.6328492]

>>6328385
>eating lunch @ work with other interns
>poppin out of xs polo
>bish sittin across from me can't stop staring at my arms
>mfw she has bf

[Anonymous No.6328502]

>>6328452
I was wearing an oxford, with chinos, a steel seiko watch, and sneakers lol.

I always aspired to enter the avaunt-garde genre of fashion but it seems this "dadcore" style made me more approachable.

[Anonymous No.6328504]

>>6328482
>be in mcdonalds
>thom browne blazer and cropped trouers
>ultimate junkie covered in sweat comes over to me
>grease almost dripping from her hair
>fishnet tank top with tubetop under and short shorts
>"hey cutie what you doing here?"
>uh just food
>she mumbles something and I walk away quickly with my food
I don't go to the mcdonalds in the bad part of the city anymore

[Anonymous No.6328505]

>start browsing /fa/
>gain a sense of superiority over everyone after a while

[Anonymous No.6328498]

>>6328397
Dude, foreign students are the worst.

>Be a cool hetero dude
>Just had my HY re-did
>Get off bus on way home late after uni one night
>Hear footsteps following closely behind me
>Pretend to ignore them so that I don't show how much I'm really afraid someone's about to rape me for being pretty
>Suddenly a voice
>"E-excuse me, do you how I can get to *some place*?"
>I turn around to see a short vietnamese guy, about my age
>Tell him I don't know shit about the buses (I don't, but do my best to guide him anyway)
>He starts introducing himself and tells me how he's just moved here and doesn't know too many
>Says he's looking for friends
>I don't need any more friends
>Suddenly, he gets this awkward look on his face, like he's struggling to build up the confidence to say something
>"I.... I wanted to say something... I think you're really.. good.. heh-eh"
>Don't know how to respond other than with a not insincere "Thanks"
>"I uhh... I also wanted to say... I think you're really... Hot EHHEH"
>Looks like he's the head chef of a successful Italian restaurant, and tonight's special is spaghetti
>Tell him it was nice to meet him, and wish him good luck getting home
>Turn and walk down my street
>He's standing still in the middle of a circle of light from the street light above him, staring at me with the same awkward grimace on his face
>I get home and realise I still have no gf

T-thhhanks, /fa/

[None !moniggaZhw No.6328499]

>enter train
>walk by girl sitting in middle with seats facing each other
>go to window seat
>same girl goes to window seat way ahead of me but on righ window seat(i'm on left)
>pay no mind cuz im 420blazing it with my mflb and listening to music
>look at girl
>she has her phone looking at front facing camera
>she's trying to look at my face
>laugh internally and continue looking out window


she looked 14 i was scared

[Anonymous No.6328510]

>>6328487
well she was asian

[banana No.6328513]

>>6328498
i remember this story

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6328515]

fucking roadworkers outside my window wont shut up with their concrete drilling or whatever the hell it is they're doign

[fascion fashist No.6328516]

>>6328483
you just do it, it's literally that east. if they're leaving just ask for their phone number, say something about how you'd like to hang out. if you've already been holding a conversation with them, 9 times out of 10 they will give you their number

[Anonymous No.6328517]

>>6328483

Using the power of Mana a civilization had grown strong...
In time, Mana was used to create the ultimate weapon: the Mana Fortress...
This angered the gods. They sent their beasts to destroy the Fortress...
A violent war rocked the world, and Mana seemed to disappear...
Before all was lost, a hero with the Mana Sword smashed the Fortress...
Though the civilization had been destroyed, the world was peaceful again...
But time flows like a river... and history repeats... enter your name: enter your number: enter your dogs name:

[Anonymous No.6328518]

>>6328483
ask with about as much enthusiasm as you would ask your mom if there was any milk in the fridge
>"really what do you say?"
>"they do you want to ____?"
>"okay great get my number down it's _____"

[Anonymous No.6328524]

>>6328498
>>Looks like he's the head chef of a successful Italian restaurant, and tonight's special is spaghetti
That's a pretty good story, 9/10

[Anonymous No.6328530]

>>6328513
I still have a HY and no gf

[fascion fashist No.6328541]

>>6328504
in my experience, all the mcdonalds in the city are just as bad as any other. the one in the most expensive shopping district in my city (gold coast chicago) is actually the worst one in the whole city. the ghetto kids take the train there to meet up, then they go mob rich people on the street for there jewels, then hop on the trains back home, no joke

[Anonymous No.6328545]

>>6328541
>mob rich people on the street for there jewels
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.6328550]

>>6328549
lol does anyone actually give it to them

[Anonymous No.6328551]

>>6328545
they form a mob, surround a rich person, and perform the sacred art of bukakke to receive jewels.

[Anonymous No.6328549]

>>6328545
hey come up on a nigga's bling bling homie what you think?

[Anonymous No.6328571]

>>6328541
I used to be pretty poor and grew up in the worst part of town so I'm fine with ghetto people and know how to deal with them I just don't want to see the weird junkie again

[Anonymous No.6328568]

>>6328518
>>6328516
I guess now that I think about it, it would be really insane to hear somebody say no anyway.

[Anonymous No.6328573]

[Anonymous No.6328582]

>>6328571
as a guy living in a shit neighborhood has anyone tried to jump you/take your shit?

I live in a p rough area but I don't look like a fuccboi so people don't bother me

[Anonymous No.6328579]

>>6328568
>tfw you've never had to give out your phone number to anybody so you have no idea what it is
Don't even know why I have a phone I only use $3 worth of calls on my plan a month

[Anonymous No.6328583]

>>6328573
t0p fucking lel

[Anonymous No.6328606]

>>6328582
I don't live there anymore but I never really got any trouble and I'd walk around alone all the time except for once I was walking down a back alley and a guy grabbed me and demanded my phone but I got away.
It really is how you carry yourself mostly unless its a drugged up person coming after you.

[Anonymous No.6329041]

your geobaskets or your life

[Anonymous No.6329056]

>go to basement show

>probably not dressed very effay

>see a cute azn girl on stairwell

>look at her periodically over the course of 20 minutes

such is the life

[Anonymous No.6329066]

>>6329056
damn son you know she caaught you mirin cause of intuition you just done fone and raised her self-esteem making her a harder catch for anther guy who will actually play the game.

[fuck !!KqVTtnBlyTe No.6329107]

>>6328385
>@ hot sugar/pictureplane/anamanaguchi show
>miss half of nick's set because i was playing scott pilgrim
>it's still fucking cool
>anamanaguchi goes on at ten ish
>fat neckbeards and kids come out of the woodwork
>stuck a few feet from the pit
>tall qt in trendy jersey with equally qt guy who's like 6'4"
>feel envy
there's no story here

[Anonymous No.6329111]

>>6329066

[Anonymous No.6329126]

>tfw no /fa/ gf

[Anonymous No.6329139]

>>6328395
Shit, I was in a similar scenario once.

>being sitting outside of class reading a book
>qt3.14 asian girl comes up to me asks me if I have signal on my phone cause she doesnt
>INSTANTLY realize that she wants the D
>ask her for her number
>tells me that she has a boyfriend and walks away

[Anonymous No.6329146]

>>6328411
if you fa to get girls you're doing it wrong plebboi

[LobsterFortress !Kv0IpU2CIw No.6329151]

>>6329146
This man.
It's like working out to get pussy aswell, although it could work, if it doesn't you'll be disappointed

[Anonymous No.6329158]

>>6329151
not your best analogy

working out can't hurt
being fa can definitely hurt with women

[Anonymous No.6329162]

Oh man I have too many of these.

>walk up to qt having lunch with her friend
>start talking, tell her I always like her fits
>she looks at me
>pauses
>compliments my hair, glasses
>"and the rest of that outfit is great, too. that shirt and those pants and those boots."
>tell her "well, I wasn't expecting this to go both ways"
>she laughs
>say "it was nice to meet you"
>as I'm leaving she says "keep the compliments coming!" with a smile
>awkward laugh
>never talk to her again

[Anonymous No.6329165]

>>6329162
Another.

>walk up to a girl
>tell her she looks cute in her fits every day
>she blushes
>asks "me? really?"
>introduces herself
>chat for a bit, have a good time, whatever
>"well it was nice meeting you"
>walk away
>don't see her again for the rest of the semester

[fuck !!KqVTtnBlyTe No.6329171]

>>6329158
where do u live where being fab hurts with women
i don't like making brash generalizations, but they love talking about designers and shit

[fuck !!KqVTtnBlyTe No.6329175]

>>6329162
adorable /fa/chan

[Anonymous No.6329172]

>>6329165
>see girl in dining hall with cute hair
>walk up and tell her I like her haircut
>says "thanks!" and starts chatting
>"well it was nice meeting you!"
>start walking away
>"Wait!"
>turn around
>"W-what's your name?"
>introduce ourselves
>"well it was nice meeting you"
>leave
>never talk to her again

[Anonymous No.6329174]

>fat ugly girl comes up to me and tells me she's miring my sick fits
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6329178]

>>6329171
some women don't like it when you're prettier than them. and if you're complimenting random women on their fits it might come off as homosex tbqh

depends

[Anonymous No.6329179]

>>6329172
>get introduced to a girl
>she tells me she sees me around and always likes my fits
>"thanks"
>don't pursue the topic because I don't like her fit and she's kind of chubby
>she says hi a few days later and I don't recognize her for a few seconds
>awkward
>avoid her

[Anonymous No.6329187]

>>6329139
I have like, an anti-asian fetish cause of 4chan

Its like, you know when one of your parents like something like, model trains, and goes on about it so much until you swear that you'll never fucking touch a model train ever?

Its subconscious though, so I can't really get rid of it.

[Anonymous No.6329188]

>post fit in WAYWT thread
>no replies
>tfw

[Anonymous No.6329186]

>girl in class
>ignore her/didn't notice her
>ask her out once randomly after I saw her in a different class (smaller group, hard to miss her)
>we hook up
>she tells me literally all the girls in the class are mirin'
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6329189]

>>6329179
Not directly /fa/ related, but it goes well with my aspie stories so far.

>see qt with pixie cut on campus
>i need that in my life
>see her a month later
>follow her to see where she hangs out
>start lurking at campus coffee shop where she spends time
>do this for 2 months
>find out she works there
>wake up at 6 on Monday to go to her morning shift and talk to her
>friend is there during the same shift, tries to help me out with talking to the qt
>friend is baking scones
>point out it's pronounced skon, not sk-own
>friend tries to involve pixie cut girl in conversation, asks how scone is pronounced
>girl looks at me
>"I've only heard it pronounced sk-own."
>"Nope, it's definitely prnounced skon. It's a Scottish food and something like 95% of Scots pronounce it like that."
>looks at me
>"How do you know that?"

this is the killer here

>dead serious
>"I looked it up to be prepared for a conversation exactly like this one."
>take my drink and walk away
>mfw I thought that went well

adventures with pixie cut girl continued in next post

[Anonymous No.6329190]

>>6329188
it means your fit is good, but boring

shitposters can't reply because there's nothing to diss
other people won't reply because its not their personal style

[fuck !!KqVTtnBlyTe No.6329191]

>>6329178
well i can see that
i dunno the girls i'd talk to randomly on the street are fab
(i never do tho)

[Anonymous No.6329204]

>go to sister's graduation
>fucking kid actually wore a naruto headband

>see him later
>he has Itachi's coat

[Anonymous No.6329208]

>>6329189
>continue lurking at coffee shop
>befriend staff members because I'm always there
>never actually talk to the pixie cut girl even though she comes in all the time
>finally get annoyed and decide to ask her out next time I see her
>ignore the fact that I've had like 2 conversations with her, ever
>continue lurking
>it's so late in the semester that everyone's starting to study for finals
>I'm not studying because I'm spending all my time at the coffee shop
>decide to go to her dorm (listed in school directory)
>Saturday night
>pretending to wait for my friend who lives just across the hall from the qt
>standing there for ~45 minutes
>she comes out
>asks "oh hey, how are you?"
>finally introduce ourselves
>implying I haven't looked you up on fb and found out everything I could
>she goes to brush her teeth
>comes back
>ask her if she wants to grab lunch tomorrow
>she's busy with finals
>ask her about later on in the week
>"oh sorry, I'm interested in someone from home...but we can be friends!"
>tells me to have fun with the rest of my Saturday night
>she's standing in her doorway
>look straight at her and say
>"well, I'm going to go now, because the awkwardness is almost palpable."
>mfw I said palpable
>turn and walk away
>actively avoid her during the whole spring semester
>never talk to her again

[twerk it No.6329209]

>>6329204
lol, a kid at my highschool had the jacket at the headband

[banana No.6329212]

>>6329187
are you me

[Anonymous No.6329228]

>>6329174
this file name...

also lol'd so hard at "mom take a pic they want to see the bak"

[Anonymous No.6329235]

>>6329179
>>6329172
>>6329165
>>6329162

This isn't that bad, it's just swing and a miss

I say that because you usually include a part where you "start chatting"

you're far from aspie m8

[Anonymous No.6329239]

>>6329235
My buddy pointed out that I just don't know how to scale up the conversation. I probably could have gotten numbers from some of those girls if I had thought to try, but instead I just walked away.

>mfw friends start yelling at me for "wasting my potential" and not hooking up with loads of girls

[Anonymous No.6329246]

>19 y/o in USA
>at bar for girl I work with's 21st birthday
>DD'ing
>qt flirty girl from work saying "can't wait to make out with you tonight" at the end of shift earlier that night
>APC Jeans, J. Crew sweater amongst faggits with shit bootcut jeans and graphic button ups
>all the drunk ass girls I work with literally all over me kissing me and taking pictures jokingly
>so fucking awkward
>sitting at this bar watching the golf and heat game
>"WHY AREN'T YOU ANY FUN"

jesus sometimes it HURTS to be this good looking and dress this well. So awkward man I just wanted to make out with them.

[Anonymous No.6329252]

>>6329246
For some reason I thought you were a girl throughout the whole story.

Also why didn't you just make out with them? They obviously wanted it.

[Anonymous No.6329258]

>20 mins ago
>usually streetgoth
>doing prac so #menswear
>go to shops to get milk after work
>qt but hipster girl stops me
>"omg u dress so well like no1 around here dresses well do u hav instagram"
>"no."
>"omg u shud get instagram so i can follow u i bet ud get lots of followers"
>"okay"

she kept staring at me which was great but also awkward and she was annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.6329264]

>>6329258

>not having IG
>not posting daily WAYWT

[Anonymous No.6329261]

>>6329252

I was sober and they were SO drunk so it was really awkward. I'm usually always drunk and this was like one of my first times having to deal with drunk people while sober. Acted like a true beta man.

[Anonymous No.6329265]

>>6329246
Post fit pic or didn't happen

[Anonymous No.6329267]

>>6329265

it's dark and i'm finna sleep doe

[Anonymous No.6329268]

>be new england winter
>get invited to house party
>not a big fan of the crowd but ive got nothing better to do
>pull up to house on my vintage bmw motorcycle
>everyone in the garage sees, immediately get comments on the bike
>be wearing wool turtleneck sweater, barbour jacket and some grey chinos tucked into red wings
>guys are mirin
>girls are mirin
>walk into house, spot solid 8/10 qt3.14 tumblrcore girl across the room
>i catch her staring over at me
>talk to friends for another twenty minutes, let her watch
>go over to bar, home owner is serving shots
>take a shot of scotch
>qt walks over to me and compliments my jacket
>we banter for a bit, she mentions that i look "dadcore as fuck"
>i look at her from the corner of my eyes and say "am i /fa/ yet?"
>she immediately changes her expression
>i look at her straight on and lock gazes
>she grabs me and throws her tongue down my throat
>we go upstairs and play hide the salami in an unused bedroom until the sun comes up
>mfw the next day she tells me shes 18
>im 23
>mfw when i have no face

[Anonymous No.6329272]

>>6329268
should have just belaired you nigger

[Anonymous No.6329276]

>>6329261
Fair enough. I'm told I miss out on meeting a lot of people because I don't go to parties, but I'm not big on drinking, so I'm worried it'll always turn out like your situation: awkwardly dealing with drunk people while being sober.

>>6329258
Reminds me
>hang out with girl
>her friend from another school visits for the day for some bs college fashion magazine
>realize I went to middle school with this girl
>chat
>hfw I look better than all the guys there, and had no idea there was a fashion "event" going on
>keeps asking me about clothes and shit
>"Do you have a blog?"
>lolno
>"you should get a blog."
>tries to look me up on fb
>hfw I don't have a fb
>hfw I also don't have twitter or IG or tumblr or snapchat
>start leaving with friend
>look at girl from other school
>"it was nice talking to you again. I'll probably never see you again...and that's just fine."
>walk away

[Anonymous No.6329285]

>>6329268

wtf is hide the salami

>>6329276

Even for me, one or two drinks opens me up. Its probably not even the alcohol just the fact I have a drink in my hand and the subconscious security of knowing I can blame anything on the alcohol. If you feel like you're missing out I would suggest having one or two and trying it out.

[Anonymous No.6329292]

>>6329285
I just hate how Americans tend to drink (drinking to get drunk rather than drinking casually to have fun), and have never liked alcohol. I keep hoping I'll find some cute girl who feels the same way, but even the seemingly straight edge girls who go to sleep early to go for morning runs get shitfaced regularly.

I don't think the party itself would be bad, but rather having to deal with really drunk people. But I'll keep your advice in mind, and maybe pop into a party this semester.

[Anonymous No.6329301]

>>6329292

Well my situation was pretty unique because I was dealing with people I usually never see drunk. If you are sober and talking to drunk girls it isn't that bad, you have the peace of mind knowing if you fuck up you can just walk away. When they're super drunk nothing really matters or makes sense to them.

[Anonymous No.6329304]

>>6328498
>Looks like he's the head chef of a successful Italian restaurant, and tonight's special is spaghetti
top lel

[Anonymous No.6329317]

>have a foreign exchange student living in my house
>he wants to go to the mall to shop
>why the fuck not, we go to our local pleb mall
>walking around and i notice two girls mirin at us ( foreigner, he is from spain, naturally /fa/)
>keep walking, think nothing of it
>go into a store and browse, notice the two same chicks..
>leave, and to the next store,
>minutes later same girls walk in.
>okay...
>i tell him whats goin on, and decide to walk to the opposite end of the mall into the last store.
>we get there, nothing is happening
>finally, theyre gone..not
>the two walk in and this time they are mirin hard
>decide to walk over and see whats up
Me:Hey, have you been following my friend and i?
Her1: uhh, well, yeah. *giggles, you two are really cute..
Her2: Yeah, and your hair (me) oh my god i love it.
Me:well, thanks. but we both have qt3,14s at home, bye
>walk out and see them stare us down
hahaha,

[Anonymous No.6329318]

>>6329268
I want to believe

[Anonymous No.6329398]

I have a pair of Acne Studios denim shorts and have never washed them. Would getting them dry clean be ok or should I do a soak with vinegar and soap?

[Anonymous No.6329400]

>>6329398
wrong thread m7. This isn't the fuccboi general

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6329401]

>>6329186
care to post a pic?

[that nig with an E30 No.6329418]

>in nyc to get haircut
>wearing white t, navy blue gant rugger short shorts, white vans. also had my sk8board
>walking thru the train station in grand central
>notice a caucasian lady dropped metrocard
>went to go inform her
>I say "excuse me miss" and reach out to her to get her attn
>she screams and clutches her purse
>ohnothisbitchdidnt.jpeg
>dis cunt thought I was trying to rob her
>i tell her she dropped her metrocard
>still scared she says "whattt metrocard??!!!" like I'm lying to her or something
>go pick it up and hand it to her
>I walk away laughing

I don't really have a mirrin story so I told this cuz it's funny. it happened on Wednesday. also I'm the least intimidating person. I'm just mad she didnt say thank you.

[Anonymous No.6329422]

>>6329418
Can I call you Nigel?

[that nig with an E30 No.6329425]

>>6329422
my name is Justin

[Anonymous No.6329429]

>>6329418
Sometimes I really take being white for granted. Good on you for walking away with a laugh.

I knew a white kid back in the day who would go shoplifting with his black friend. The black kid would walk in circles while he looted electronics and walked out the front door.

[Anonymous No.6329434]

>>6329425
Thanks for the intimate moment. See you at the meet up :^)

[Anonymous No.6329437]

>>6329435
Post face pls

[Anonymous No.6329438]

>>6328498
whether or not this is copypasta, the person who wrote this is a dork. Should've been more polite.

[Anonymous No.6329435]

>>6329418
similar story
>be at some boring ass tourist attraction
>pay parking and I put way too much money in
>5 hours left on card when i'm leaving
>okay I'll give it to somebody so they dont have to pay
>car pulls up
>walk over and tap on window
>woman in car looks at me through window
>looks away and starts panicking
>starts car up and starts reversing
>i open her door and tell her i'm giving her parking card
>she starts nodding quickly with look of terror in her eyes
>shes still panicking when I'm leaving
something like this happens every time I try to do something nice for someone

[Anonymous No.6329440]

>be today
>havent done laundry in two weeks
>overloaded with school work so dont go out much
>gf wants to go the movies
>dont want to go, nothing to wear, havent showered
>gf forces me to go out
>rifle through what little clothes i have left
>wind up putting on cargo shorts from six years ago and a white tee
>its raining pretty hard so i throw on a bright orange nylon bmw rain coat with reflective patches and everything
>birkenstocks
>stand in lobby of theater after movie waiting for gf to use the bathroom
>5'11"ish girl with super cute fit stands next to me
>i look over at her and she smiles at me in a flirty kind of way
>gf comes out of bathroom and we leave
>i could not have been wearing a more retarded fit
>wtf happened

[Anonymous No.6329445]

>>6329437
I look like pepyn

[that nig with an E30 No.6329446]

>>6329429
honestly laughing at racism is how I deal with it or I just ignore it. wish everyone else could see it the way I do.

[Anonymous No.6329451]

>>6329440
forgot to mention i rolled up the cargo shorts to a length above my knees

[that nig with an E30 No.6329456]

>>6329434
lol see you there fam

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6329462]

>>6329208
>>"well, I'm going to go now, because the awkwardness is almost palpable."


good job
handled like a pro

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6329476]

>>6328498
>Looks like he's the head chef of a successful Italian restaurant, and tonight's special is spaghetti


top kek

[Anonymous No.6329488]

>>6329418
>>6329435
Pic related

>>6329462
th-thanks. My friends can't decide if it was the best or the worst thing I could have said.

[that nig with an E30 No.6329496]

>>6329488
don't worry I kinda enjoy being feared just from my skin color. I'm only 6 foot 145 lbs and have a wacky as shit smile

[Anonymous No.6329501]

>>6329488
>th-thanks. My friends can't decide if it was the best or the worst thing I could have said.
you idiot

[Anonymous No.6329506]

>>6329208
nailed it

[Anonymous No.6329515]

>>6329496
Same height, but heavier, and about as white as you can get--blond, blue eyed, completely eastern European looking. Also considering the fact that I dress #menswear, I always have adults nodding to me in the street and asking for directions, and women in their 40s telling me that I'm handsome and sometimes even beautiful. Feels lame not getting that attention from girls my age, but I enjoy being able to make good first impressions on adults. Have you ever considered getting totally shredded at the gym? It's a bitch for making clothes fit, but you could very possibly have damn good genetics; lots of black guys are like that.

>>6329501
?

>>6329506
I'm basically living the dream.

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6329528]

>>6329208

[Anonymous No.6329529]

>be at a bar, wearing basic harrington jacket, white tee, levis 510s, suede dbs (dadcore as fuck)
>spot 6/10 mirin me from other side of bar
>whenever i look around i catch her looking at me
>after a few drinks and a burger go to bathroom, which is right near where she is sitting
>she does full eye contact with me the whole walk to the bathroom
>when i come out she approaches me, general flirty chit chat ensues
>her fit was pleb tier but her face was kinda cute
>obvious shes really into me, complimenting me on basically everything about my appearance
>after about an hour of this she says she has to go, gives me her phone number
>we're both pretty drunk at this point
>she says "i have to show you something outside"
>takes me outside and grabs me aggressively and starts making out with me
>the smell of her breath is fucking disgusting, im literally almost gagging from it
>i feel my stomach turning over
>oh god im going to puke
>its coming up, i cant stop it
>let out an enormous burp right into her mouth, thank god it wasnt vomit
>she pulls away from me at the speed of light
>starts coughing uncontrollably
>looks up at me with wide eyes
>runs away

[Anonymous No.6329536]

>>6329529
you should have given her a wide-ass grin

[Anonymous No.6329535]

> be black
> wearing hipster glasses because I'm short sighted
>decked out in field jacket, ocbd, cdbs for the day
> two asian dudes stop me
> tell me I look like childish gambino
> pretend I don't know who that is
> mfw I dress better than that shit rapper
> mfw I'll never be as handsome as him

[Anonymous No.6329542]

>>6329529
>burger
fat piece of shit

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6329545]

>>6329446
This, fucking this.

[Anonymous No.6329568]

>>6329189
>"I looked it up to be prepared for a conversation exactly like this one."

wut.
i mean i know a lot of useless shit for conversations in general and because they kinda interest me and i would never ever say or learn these things for a having a specific conversation.

[Anonymous No.6329569]

>>6328385
But it is pronounced foochboy.

[Anonymous No.6329576]

>>6328495
Also, if 10 girls like you and they're all in the same class and you start flirting with 1 girl to find out if she's one of the 10 that like you and she's not, all the 10 that did like you will now view you as desperate/a player if you approach her too.

[Anonymous No.6329584]

>>6329569
its fuckboy u herb ass lil cyber cac

[Anonymous No.6329601]

>>6329576
wat

[Anonymous No.6329605]

>>6329190
Could also mean it's just bad. I've seen plenty of bad fits get downright ignored. I think it just depends on if it's comically bad or not, and how bored the shitposters are on the day you post.

[Anonymous No.6329608]

>>6329208
reading your story you sound kinda like a stalker but you wrote it in a way that didn't make it that obvious.

also kinda similar story:

>be me last semestre
>talked with a chick a few times during a lecture
>she is hot
>decide to ask her out after the last lecture we have together
>lecture ends
>she walks out of class and talks with her friend and some fat chick
>wellnotdoing.jpeg
>get to my busstop
>at busstop see her and her friend walking past me
>decide to do it and walk up to her and ask if she wants to hang out some time outside of uni or something like that
>she was about to give me her number
>asks me if i wanna go grab a coffee with her and her friend instead
>surewhynot.jpeg
>spend an hour talking and aquire her number
>a week after that i call her to ask her to the cinema
>does not pick up and does not call back
>call her next day, the same thing happens
>decide to wait one more week
>still does not pick up
>write her a text message asking her something university related, to see if she replies
>she does
>we talk a bit
>she says she cant go to the cinema with me because she is out of town visiting her family and her "baby"
>realize she has a bf
>use her to get more info on university because i am a noob and dont know shit
>stop talking to her after that
>we had a month holidays since the last semestre ended
>go to lectures
>never see her
>in the last lecture of something i am taking i take a seat where i am usually not sitting
>realize that she is exactly infront of me
>make it through the lecture, pack my things and head towards the exist
>thankgodshedidntseeme.jpeg

and i havent seen her since then(the last time i saw her was some weeks ago and we dont seem to have the same lectures together which is a good thing because i guess itwould be kinda awkward).

[Anonymous No.6329611]

>>6329608
>use her to get more info on university because i am a noob and dont know shit

literally the best course of action. (serious)

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6329615]

>>6329488
i was utilising the english technique "sarcasm"

[Anonymous No.6329616]

>wear this jacket during winter
>female friend of a friend compliments several times on how cool the jacket is and shit like that
>tfw we were going along really and i havent seen her in months

she was kinda crazy though and i am not sure if it was in the positive or annoying way.
we had a lot of fun talking though but i only see her on the rare occassions when i meet up with one of my aquaintances(who i see like once a month).
technically speaking i have her number though

[Anonymous No.6329619]

>>6329276
>hfw I don't have a fb
>hfw I also don't have twitter or IG or tumblr or snapchat

i hate facebook so much but i guess it would kinda help in social interactions.
but then again i fucking hate it.
only thing i have is a last.fm and skype

[Anonymous No.6329628]

>>6329619
I would get facebook if i wasn't in a skype call with my group of friends a lot

none of us use facebook but we're still friends so w/eee

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6329632]

>>6329616
thats an ugly hoodie

[Anonymous No.6329646]

>>6329632
as the owner of said hoodie: i kinda agree.
the problem is that it's made out of neoprene but it's kinda nice to wear during winter because it keeps you warm and is realitively thin.

>>6329628
yeah before going to university i kinda fucked up badly the relationship i had to several people. like they hated me until after a year ago when i was walking through a park and saw 2 of them sitting on a bench.
i went up to them and we started talking and as of now i see one of them like once a month but we are not real friends anymore.
i havent been able to make any friends at university because i barely see the people in more than one lecture.
i really have no idea how long it will take until i have something like a best friend again.
i kinda miss it.

[Anonymous No.6329656]

>>6329646
go to a club or something for something ur interested in
i mean like
the uni clubs
on the first day
so the non-weird people are still there

[Anonymous No.6329663]

>>6329656
i am not sure if there is something like uni clubs where i live.

are these some kind of clubs where people with common interests meet or something like that?

[Anonymous No.6329680]

>>6329191
ahahah fuck yeah DOOM just remember all caps when you spell the mans name even in yo file name

[Anonymous No.6329870]

i am surprised by the amount of male people itt.

[Anonymous No.6329885]

>>6329107
pictureplane suck major dick. they opened for crystal castles and I wanted to rage

[Anonymous No.6329917]

would you?

[Anonymous No.6329920]

>>6329917
jesus, all that makeup
she looks like a girl i went to school with though, but taller

[Anonymous No.6329928]

>>6329917
she looks weird.
probably not

[Anonymous No.6329940]

>>6329917
reminds me of blah

[Anonymous No.6329957]

>>6329917
I'd wash away the horrendous makeup with my cum.

[Anonymous No.6329959]

>>6329917
i am normally in to black lipstick
this girl doesn't suit it though
probably because she is fat

[Anonymous No.6329973]

Definitely my type

[Anonymous No.6330007]

did anyone ever talk you up for wearing a music related shirt?

[Anonymous No.6330068]

>>6329917
Yes, but I also haven't had sex in 18 months.

[Anonymous No.6330314]

>>6329535
lel they said u dress like gambino? post a fit

[Anonymous No.6330335]

>>6330007
yes

[Anonymous No.6330423]

>>6329187
More qt314 Asians girls for me then. Win win

[Anonymous No.6330463]

>>6330068
I am so sorry.

[Anonymous No.6330616]

>>6329917
/p/hotographer here

Heck no. She tilts her face while keeping the camera directly in front of her for a nice angle, but look what happens when she turns her head rather than tilt it.

I almost threw up and feinted.

[Anonymous No.6330748]

>>6330616
I came and threw up at the same time.

[Anonymous No.6330828]

>>6328467
So disgustingly new

[Anonymous No.6330872]

>>6328573
What's her name?
pls respond

[Anonymous No.6330894]

>>6330872
take a guess bb


Also would you?

[Anonymous No.6330909]

>>6330894
pic related

[Fuck No.6331160]

>>6329126
Yeah, I have a gf, but she's not really fashionable. But oh, well. I love her, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.6331176]

lol whats the eat my pussy firts then mayb thing? whered that come from?

[Anonymous No.6331237]

>>6328492
>poppin out of xs polo

[Anonymous No.6331280]

>>6331176
HEY ANON YOU WANT TO WORK HERE? YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT MY PUSSY FIRST, THEN MAYBE I LET YOU WORK.

[Anonymous No.6332556]

>>6331160
gross

[Anonymous No.6332565]

>>6331160
>tfw 18
>dont know anyone in my first year of college
>no money to be /fa/
>tfw did crack for first time

[Anonymous No.6332683]

>be 22
>go to community college to catch up on math
>teenager girls be mirin
>all the wearing toms and american eagle
>some dumb bitch talking shit about some other girl in front of her
>she be like how can the other girl eat meat and junk food
>says that meat comes a bad place where they mistread animals and anyone who supports it should feel bad
>call this fuccboi out
>tell her how can she not feel bad wearing those brands that employ foreign workers with shitty pay and working conditions
>says I'm dumb
>tells me Tom's gives a pair to third world children in need for every pair bought at retail
>mfw she says this with an American Eagle sweatshirt on and a supreme 5 pannel on
>realize how stupid she looks and tries to make fun of my all black fits
>calls me emo lol
>girl she talked shit of mirin me
>she walks out
>teacher comes in
>realize how pleb this class is
>walk out and say Raf Simons, Rick Owens is usually what I'm dressed in
>get in my 1996 toyota camry and see girl that left walked out with me at stop sign
>shout pls be in lndn
>she says "w-what?"
>I shout TFW no GF

[Anonymous No.6332782]

>tfw not that attractive
>tfw can't afford designer brands
>tfw qt gf
>tfw get hit on by 7-8/10 every time I go to a bar

[Canadian Gunner !!GnsXr7etREo No.6333110]

>>6332683
>American Eagle
>Supreme 5 panel
Pick one

[Anonymous No.6333194]

[Anonymous No.6334025]

>be the first day of a class
>guy sitting next to me is wearing some shoes i've never seen before
>all black minimalistic sneakers
>start mirin slightly
>can't make out the unfamiliar logo on the size because all black
>ask him after class
>mfw he says they're fucking heelys

[Anonymous No.6334042]

>wow anon you look like you could be an Abercrombie and Fitch model

I don't even know what to say to this shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.6334083]

>tfw cat cleans himself and gets a boner

[Anonymous No.6334108]

>today
>after bar, walking home
>friend was playing with his jazz band so le classy fit: Corduroys, Dack shoes, vintage Denim 3/4 length work jacket, floral shirt
>spot a group of chavs hanging out by water fountain
>oh_boy_here_we_go.jpeg
>go through escape plan/scenarios in case shit hits the fan
>whatever, walk by them
>they go silent
>when I am 10 meters away
>"NICE OUTFIT HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU OH LOOK HE THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN US, FUCK YOU"
>mfw (select any of them)

[Anonymous No.6334110]

>>6328395
>>6328397
>we shook hands
Maximum autism

[Anonymous No.6334120]

>Make friends with super cute girl in my first year English class
>Flirt a lot but it never really goes anywhere
>We lose touch
>A year later she randomly messages me on Facebook
>We start to hang out more
>End up having a drunken hook up
>In the morning, she says "You know Anon, I wanted to this a for a long time, but I was like 100% sure you were gay. I thought you dressed way too well to be straight."
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6334122]

>>6329917
eh why not

[Anonymous No.6334127]

>>6334110
how is that autism

[Anonymous No.6334140]

>>6334120
post a fit

[Anonymous No.6334144]

>>6334025
>I like the shoes but then balk when I learn their brand name

Nigga what indeed.

[Anonymous No.6334153]

>>6334144
>not knowing what heelys are
Are you even radical?

[Anonymous No.6334157]

>>6329189
I'm not sure if my view on this has been warped from being around the autists on 4chan for years, but I think that's hilarious

[Anonymous No.6334158]

>>6334153
>Not knowing that you can take the wheel off and have the sexy shoes you wanted

[Anonymous No.6334168]

>>6329568
This. No one says "hey, I wonder if a word I have no reason to believe is pronounced differently, is--you know, in case it ever comes up." This guy was doomed from the start.

[Anonymous No.6334169]

A girl came up to me and said I was beautiful. I asked her for her number. I have her number. We are dating. She's cute as fuck.

Honestly, it's not hard to get a fucking number from a girl. Just be confident and nice.

[Anonymous No.6334211]

>be in highschool as senior
>me and qt3.14 bosnian girl assigned to work on civil rights project together
>when the day comes for presentation
>she compliments my dadcore fit and rubs her ass on my crotch outside class
>I just say thanks and she laughs
>when I get in front of class I have to stand weird to hold boner between legs because my shirt is tucked in
>after class she walks away and we never talked again
=(

[Anonymous No.6334287]

>Dating an asian qt3.14 for 7 months now
>She doesn't live in the same city because of college
>Last time she came to my city she met my friends
>Mfw she was all flirty with one of my friends
>Think she wouldn't cheat on me
>She goes back to college
>Sometime after that i meet a 8/10 girl with pixie cut and dressed effay as fuck
>Mfw she likes the same series and music that i do
>Goes out with her sometimes as friends
>Starts to like her a lot
>She tries to kiss me one time
>I say i really like her but i have a girlfriend
>Talk to her sometimes after that but in some time we stop
>After some time i discover my girlfriend has been cheating on me with my friend
>The pixie cut qt3.14 won't talk to me now

Well /fa/, i'm fucked

[Anonymous No.6334299]

>>6334287
>was flirty with your friends
>thought she wouldn't cheat
>smh

[Anonymous No.6334321]

>>6329208

>you have aids cunt

[Anonymous No.6334324]

>>6334211
You're a fucking puss m8

[Anonymous No.6334341]

>>6334287
damn :\

what setting was it that made her want to kiss you?

[Anonymous No.6334349]

>>6334168
I did have a reason for looking it up...but it's just as dumb.

>freshman year of college
>in campus coffee shop
>eating scone
>see cute girl from chem class
>decide to talk to her
>"Wait! what if she asks what I'm eating and I say scone like skown but it's not pronounced that way and she thinks I'm stupid?"
(Yes that is actually what I thought)
>spend next few minutes looking it up online
>look up for cute girl, armed with newfound pronunciation knowledge
>mfw I was looking up scones online for so long that she left
>never talk to her again

A year later I transferred to a new school and had that whole encounter with the pixie cut girl.

>>6334287
>turning down a girl with a pixie cut
>ever

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6334354]

>>6334349

dude you seriously need to change

you have ass burgers or aids

you are not going to get any girl this way

[Anonymous No.6334366]

>>6334354
No shit. I'm the source of almost all of the social retard stories amongst my friends.

[Anonymous No.6334395]

>>6328498
>foreign students are the worst
Cut them some slack: it's fucking hard as hell to go to a strange, new land where you don't know the language and try to assimilate. They don't quite know how to express themselves properly and they're left vulnerable at every turn.

[Anonymous No.6334396]

>>6334341
We had just watched The Hobbit with some of her friends, i was taking her home because it got late as fuck, we stopped at the front of her house, i went to say goodbye and then she pulled me and tried to give me a kiss

>>6334349
If i wasn't dating the cheating asian motherfucker i wouldn't ever turn her down

[Anonymous No.6334417]

>>6334396
Makes sense. I'm just buttmad about things not working out with my own pixie cut girl. Better luck next time, eh?

Actually, are you still in college? For the past few weeks I've been pretty excited about the huge influx of cute, wide-eyed freshman girls who will be showing up in a few months. Gods willing, some of them will have short hair.

[Anonymous No.6334425]

>getting lunch at some shitty italian food place on campus because circumstances.
>i like the preppy look and try my best to replicate it (fuck you i went to a prep school i'll do what i want)
> some girl with dyed red hair asks:
>"is that the same hair color you had when you were born?" (im a red head)
>wtf that's an odd way to ask if the curtains match the drapes...
>"yes it is, what about your hair" (could obviously see the roots of her hair but just being polite)
>"no haha i wish, your hair is fantastic"
>"thanks"
>"your clothes seem nice too! where did you get them"
>At this point it was getting weird, she was a 5/10 at best. she was just an awkward person.
>"uuh...jcrew.."
>"wow nice!"
>"ya..ha.."

[Anonymous No.6334434]

>>6334425
/fa/ often laughs at prep and menswear, but if it's done well, it's an almost universally appreciated style. Streetwear and the like are much more of niche styles with some ardent fans, but which make the average joe say "huh?" when looking at a fit.

[Anonymous No.6334442]

>>6334434
trust me i know /fa/'s stance on preppy... i was probably wearing pastel color shorts and a pastel color oxford with the sleeves rolled up (fuck sleeves unless it's 40 or below). I try my best not to dress like my dad. Jeans and any collared shirt is pretty dad core but good fitting chinos and a nicely colored collared shirt is an easy way to look preppy. or if something on you has an anchor as a decoration, anchors are preppy AF

[Anonymous No.6334447]

>>6334417
Better luck next time2

I'm still in college, and now that i'm single again i can get my hopes up about qt3.14 freshman girls haha

[Anonymous No.6334468]

>>6334442
Decent fit on pants/shirts is really all you need to look good with a preppy outfit, and a solid haircut can't hurt. And it's a good feeling to immediately start on the good side of any adults you meet.

>>6334447
People thought I was a senior during my freshman year, and as a sophomore some grad students thought I was their age. With any luck, I'll be able to play up my age a bit and get a shot at some freshman. Happy hunting, mate.