/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.6315398]

I'm neurotic and irrational as fuck, so sorry to begin with.

I have a huge problem with change. Specifically, I need a haircut. I don't need one, but I want one, and I've had long hair now for such a long time that I'm going to take one look in the mirror afterwards and not want to ever leave my house. So, I need advice on that. As well as how to overcome being a lazy NEET fuck that can't into responsibility? I really hate myself.

ps. the eye is also a huge problem for me
pss. obviously I don't know hairstyles so gimme specifics and pictures or whatever. or just call me ugly and i'll delete the thread.

(This is also posted on /adv/, sorry) (also, I dress like shit (probably), but one thing at a time pls)

[Anonymous No.6315416]

>>6315398
SHAVE.

Like, right now, go do it.

[Anonymous No.6315432]

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like normally. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

[tomato No.6315435]

>>6315432
how was this post helpful?

[$LEAZY No.6315438]

>>6315432
damn b u went in for no reason

OP you're not attractive, do whatever you want to your hair it won't matter.

[Anonymous No.6315439]

>>6315432
is this a pasta or did you write it? saved anyway lolol

[Anonymous No.6315444]

>>6315432
oh my god ;_;

[Anonymous No.6315450]

Shave immediately, you are not ready for facial hair

Also, it's overplayed but hitler youth. It may be common as fuck but it looks good and makes you feel more attractive

As for the NEET thing, you need to get into some education or employment

But cleaned up, you will feel better about yourself, I guarantee you that.

Theres fuckall you can do about the eye, so dont even think about it, no point torturing yourself over something you cant do shit about

[Anonymous No.6315445]

shave
buzzcut
gym

[Anonymous No.6315452]

>>6315435
its pasta lol

delicious pasta, but pasta

[Anonymous No.6315455]

well, I think you have an interesting facial structure

i also know a fellow who has a similar eye condition, and he's the most clean cut professional I know. people still talk about it behind his back, but fucking whatever

is this pasta?

[uuuuhhhh No.6315456]

this nigga look like lindsey wixson
I'm sure there's a way to make that work

[Anonymous No.6315457]

shave
manbun
get rid of acne
THEN start on clothes
get some basics first

once you get it all settled, i really think you will look good

[Anonymous No.6315459]

If you shave your head, and gain a ton of weight, your face wont matter you will just look like that big rough son of a bitch that people dont fuck with. Right now you look like a little weasel

[Anonymous No.6315460]

also, throw up some fit pics or a general idea of how you dress. Nothing more beneficial to confidence than knowing your dressed on point as fuck

[Anonymous No.6315461]

Do you shape your eyebrows? If so, you shouldn't as much.

[Anonymous No.6315468]

You need to shave everyday. I think you will look dramatically better after that, honestly.

[Anonymous No.6315463]

Do you see out of that lazy eye? If you don't, go full eyepatch mode. If you do, consider it. Or do some eye training.
Your face is not bad, anyone saying so should cover the lazy eye half of the face and look at the rest. Get a complimenting haircut for you faceshape, and shave.

[Anonymous No.6315469]

>>6315444
>>6315439
>>6315438
>>6315435

it's a pasta
chill out

[Anonymous No.6315470]

>>6315456
#TRUUUUU

sorry nigga, but I would fuck the girl u so its nt all bad

[Anonymous No.6315473]

>>6315457
also
you can get surgery to fix your eye

leave that for later tho

[Anonymous No.6315476]

>>6315470
yeah, it's a unique

i kinda like it :3

[Anonymous No.6315479]

wear rick, it looks good on odd people

[Anonymous No.6315482]

Where the fuck do we get these Splice rejects?

[Anonymous No.6315491]

ok so i shaved. need more haircut advice, you stupid faggots

[Anonymous No.6315489]

>>6315482
/soc/

[Anonymous No.6315500]

>>6315491
>you stupid faggots

[Anonymous No.6315501]

>>6315491

You look like a weird girl there.

[Anonymous No.6315502]

>>6315491
just become a trap.

[Anonymous No.6315507]

>>6315491

wear a topknot like a samurai, get a black rick tee, a drkshdw bomber jacket, some drkshdw jogging pants and some ramones.

[Anonymous No.6315508]

Get some color on your skin.

[Anonymous No.6315504]

>>6315491
better

now do a manbun and post a pic, somebody post a pic for him to go by plz

[uuuuhhhh No.6315505]

>>6315491
dye it blond start #trapping become a famous female model

[Anonymous No.6315506]

>>6315491
get a hitler youth
for clothes, buy a pair of black skinny jeans and some raw jeans
get some plain tees in neutral colours like grey, white, off white, black
buy some nice sneakers

[Anonymous No.6315511]

>>6315491
u know, if you cover ur good eye u look rly beautiful

[Anonymous No.6315517]

>>6315491
is it just me or is there something with his face that screams potential? judging by this photo alone.

[Anonymous No.6315513]

>>6315398
>cameroid.com

u wot m8

[Anonymous No.6315514]

>>6315479
>tfw odd

[Anonymous No.6315520]

>>6315517
yeh if he lost a bit of face fat and started doing drugs he'd make a rly interesting model

[Anonymous No.6315523]

>>6315514

lol

doesnt that model look odd too

[Anonymous No.6315524]

>>6315523
ur mom looks odd

[Anonymous No.6315530]

You would make a cute trap, dude.

[Anonymous No.6315539]

In order of importance:

1) Shave

2) Get a haircut

3) Change your diet

4) Exercise

5) Change your personality

6) Change your clothes

[Anonymous No.6315541]

>>6315398
Serious advice incoming:
It won't matter what haircut you get, you won't like it.
You said you hate yourself. Your haircut is part of you, so first you have to learn to love yourself before you can ever love your haircut.
Even if you get a small confidence boost after a trendy new haircut, you'll feel just as miserable soon, unless you make more significant changes in your life.
I'd recommend seeing your doctor about depression, considering psychotherepy and medication.

You can't keep on making excuses like you do right now.
>I want to leave my house but my hair doesn't look good enough

[Anonymous No.6315572]

>>6315541
>implying i didnt know this

I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO FIX SELF ESTEEM

[Anonymous No.6315577]

>>6315470
Shit bish looks disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6315589]

>>6315572
just stop giving a fuck. if someone thinks you're ugly, fuck him. why would you care about his opinion?

[Anonymous No.6315593]

>>6315491
if I am being entire sincere - you aren't entirely ugly by any measure.
your features are conventionally attractive and quite androgenous. the lazy eye is quite a shortcoming but, hey, we all have things wrong with us. I think you need to make some pretty significant changes to the way you perceive yourself and the way you behave but in terms of appearance

-fix your diet
-dye your hair and maybe try wear it back instead of parting to the side
-get a tan
-start jogging
-buy yourself some decent clothes
-wear a little eyeshadow
-stop shaping your eyebrows

[Anonymous No.6315605]

OP I think you have serious potential to become a model

[Anonymous No.6315612]

>>6315572
As I said.
>I'd recommend seeing your doctor about depression, considering psychotherepy and medication.

The problems you're talking about are more than just self-esteem issues. You need help.
A new haircut is no long-term solution.

[Anonymous No.6315625]

>>6315589
The problem is that he's the one who thinks he's ugly. He's the one with the problem. He can't fuck himself.

He needs some sort of therapy or medical help. I'm sure he's already aware that 'fixing his diet' or 'working out' will do him good. The problem is a mental barrier he'll have to take care of first.

[Anonymous No.6315635]

>>6315632
>2
\༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ށ

[Anonymous No.6315632]

>>6315539

what shitty advice

go back to whatever hole you crawled out from you stupid piece of shit

[Anonymous No.6315634]

>>6315491
dat hair and dat nose.

become a trap

[Anonymous No.6315644]

>>6315635

\༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ ށ

[Anonymous No.6315653]

>>6315644
>>6315635

>>>/s4s/

[Anonymous No.6315656]

The same study also reported that 70% said strabismus "had a negative effect on their self-image."[10] It is possible that after surgery the squint returns again, therefore, a second operation is sometimes required to straighten the eyes.[3]

[Anonymous No.6315657]

>>6315491
wow thumbnail totaly looks like a cute girl

[Anonymous No.6315659]

>>6315653
love you \༼ ຈل͜ຈ༽ށ

[Anonymous No.6315682]

>>6315491
10/10 qt gf material.
pls be in London

[██HANDSOME ONION██ No.6315690]

Yeah you are that digusting guy from r9k who always refuses to cut his disgusting hair

[DRONIM DUNG !!kfdlX/lnWqq No.6315761]

>>6315690
your not a onion
#rekt

[Anonymous No.6315824]

if you shave you'll look better. your eye is noticeable, obviously, but honestly things like that can either be a blessing or a curse, depending on how you work it.

[Anonymous No.6315832]

>>6315491
definitely cut your hair short. and save up for eye surgery or something. Its not the end of the world for you but it must get annoying having it.

You can be average or even slightly attractive if you try hard enough, but firstly you should work on your autistic diction. Saying shit like "you stupid faggots" doesn't help anything.

[Anonymous No.6315839]

You look like a grill. You should become a grill. Also tell your eyes to look in the same direction.

[Anonymous No.6315840]

>>6315824
>fucked up eye
>blessing

[Anonymous No.6315844]

>>6315439
It's reheated pasta

[Anonymous No.6315849]

>>6315450
note: i have long hair myself and am not going to cut it off anytime soon, but really consider it.

[Anonymous No.6315854]

>>6315849
or you know, go manbun-masterrace like most in the thread are saying.

[Anonymous No.6315859]

>>6315854
Looks good with blonde too

(Yes I'm saving all of your manbun pics, deal with it. Living vicariously trough your hair while the front of my hair is growing out to get it into a bun myself.)

[GEO No.6315870]

>>6315432
This has to be a female
>only they could be so cold

[Anonymous No.6315880]

>>6315840
He obviously worships Ricky Bobby.

[Anonymous No.6315894]

>>6315432
Wow, fuck you. It's not like I'm unaccustomed to /fa/ vitriol, but this was cruel for very little reason. Kill yourself.

That being said, shave your disgusting face OP. Also cut your hair and get rid of the middle part. It doesn't matter how you do it. Throwing a teacup of water on a raging forest fire.

[Anonymous No.6315941]

OP I don't have advice I just want to say good on you for actually trying to fix yourself up. I can guarantee that now that you're ready to try, you're going to see a lot of progress in yourself.

But you need to stop being so self deprecating. Even if you're thinking it, it's time to stop verbalizing (or typing) these thoughts. Not only is it off putting to others, but it's as if you're actively trying to remind yourself of your own thoughts so that you'll just keep failing to improve yourself. Quit it.

[Anonymous No.6315970]

>>6315941
>it's time to stop verbalizing (or typing) these thoughts.

yes, you can't stop having thoughts, but you can judge them for their worth, and then decide whether or not you'll indulge in it any further.

[Anonymous No.6315990]

This is definitely a troll, and the picture is a grill.

[Anonymous No.6316012]

>>6315491
you have potential as a qt3.14

[Anonymous No.6316014]

>>6315990
>man features
>facial hair

[Anonymous No.6316019]

>>6316012
>tfw OP could be a female model

[Anonymous No.6316025]

I commend you, OP. You are one brave motherfucker. I admire that and your ability to realize that you ought to change.

Stick to the essentials: show more concern for hygiene and diet. Exercise. If you're going to keep your hair long, at least keep it clean and well-groomed. Your second picture makes you look rather feminine. If you want this, get outside and get some more sun and lift.

As for being NEET, use your time to become an autodidact: teach yourself. The internet is the largest database of information that mankind has collected thus far. If you're interested in languages, I recommend duolingo.com and memrise.com
Find a small part-time job. We all have to start somewhere and a little disposable income will be good if you want to improve your wardrobe.

[Anonymous No.6316191]

Hey OP, I actually find you quite attractive even with the lazy eye.

Do what >>6316025 said, you will start waking up early everyday. Early as in 6am max, you have your life to change and you can't do it in a day or two.

You'll have pretty busy days, training, learning about training, finding a job, working, educating yourself, figuring out what fits you etc, so do wake up early.

Make a plan for everyday, get a notebook and plan everyday with some small, accomplishable tasks. Start with them first thing in the morning.

As for your haircut, I quite like the long hair, but if you do wanna cut it study your head, look at haircuts online and pay attention to their heads. I'm not sure if a Hitler Youth would fit you but I don't know your head well enough. You can always ask the hairdresser.

Get seriously into hygiene, smelling good pleases people around you.

As you said, don't worry too much about clothes now. Pay attention to what everyone is wearing, in the streets, tv etc, browse stores online, just pay attention. In the beginning it'll be harder for you to shop because you won't know what you really want, so start with some basic pieces that you really like. Slowly your wardrobe will start to take form.

Best of luck bro

[Anonymous No.6316208]

>>6316019
Yeah seriously, OP looks more female than a male

[Anonymous No.6316307]

>>6316208
I don't see it. Maybe androgynous, but that's mostly due to the hair (which is cool btw, I chopped my long hair but it looks better on you)

[Anonymous No.6316345]

>>6315849
Oh my god you look like you're a child predator.

And OP, I think you'd look good with short hair. Learn to live with your eye, its a part of you so you might as well learn to be okay with it. I think you don't even look that bad.

[Anonymous No.6316394]

>>6315491

let's see a smile

[Anonymous No.6316432]

OP looks like James Arthur
>pic related

[Anonymous No.6316445]

this is frightening

[Anonymous No.6316478]

>>6316432
the most feminine man's face i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.6316482]

Dude your not even that bad looking, you have potential man

[Anonymous No.6316543]

OP, by shaving you have just become fuckable - speaking as femanon. Also, long hair is great, as long as it is not just another boring ponytail. Experiment and don't give up.

[Anonymous No.6316572]

you're "pretty". i thought you were a model with a beard. maybe you should go for the Jónsi look since he has an effed up eye.

[Anonymous No.6316568]

>>6316432
this fucking guy

[Anonymous No.6316583]

>>6315398
Keep the long hair, but don't do some stupid ponytail.

Fucking shave, you fuck.

Find some better clothes.

You look pale and clammy. A little bit of sunlight will help.

You may want to consider exercise and working out. It helps everybody out, I think.

And, of course, better clothes will help you out. Visit our sticky--tuxbell.com--to learn the basics.

[Anonymous No.6316660]

>>6315398
manbun and give us a view of your profile now. More suggestions then.

[Anonymous No.6316852]

>>6316025
>If you want this, get outside and get some more sun and lift.
If you DON'T want this...

[Anonymous No.6316875]

>>6315398
Get some shirts, be it tees or long sleeved shits properly rolled up, that don't flare out at the arms at all or quite so much.
Change your hair obviously. I don't know how but I used to have long hair and got a haircut somewhat similar to James Blake (pic related) and it completely changed how girls saw me and I got nothing but compliments.
Maybe bulk up a little, start working out.
Far from a lost cause.

[Anonymous No.6316895]

>>6316875
Meant to say long sleeved shirts not shits.
This probably illustrates more of what I got but with the fringe maybe half an inch shorter.

[SteppingOnSnails !n1DVvRNifE No.6316928]

>>6315432

this is copy pasta u dum dumz

still funny doe


sorry about ur face OP, all i can say is Shave, work the fuck out you fukkin pleb, lose all the fat from ur face, and put that hair up in a manbun. Maybe wash it once in a friggin while too.
Get eye surgery or something tho man goddamn


alternatively just go full pirate, leave everything as is just add an eye patch and some nxtlvl frilly shirts

hope this helped

[Anonymous No.6316948]

>>6315479
This guy looks like a Frey from GoT

[Anonymous No.6316998]

>>6315491
You almost gave me a boner
You should listen to him>>6315593

[Anonymous No.6317034]

>>6315491
you look like scarlett johansson

[Anonymous No.6317043]

>>6316875
>>6316895

James Blake has the amazing ability of looking like a complete #shy #mystrius #thingkenoflife twat on every one of his photos

[Anonymous No.6317058]

>>6315398
Ok. A dude at my last school had a lazy eye and I'm pretty sure he was a virgin when he got to the school. A few months ago before I deleted my facebook I saw that he entered a relationship with our old RA(she's hot as fuck, he and I lived in the same residence hall). Anyway, the point is there is definitely hope. I could probably dig her picture up but I'd feel bad about showing it here because she's super chill.

[Anonymous No.6317316]

thanks for all the advice guys. how exactly do I lose face fat? I starved myself and lost a fuckton of weight, but none on my face.

[banana No.6317318]

>>6317316
first

[Anonymous No.6317341]

>>6317316

[Anonymous No.6317342]

>>6317316
how do i get low bodyfat like this

[Anonymous No.6317346]

>>6317342
eat very little for a very long time

[Anonymous No.6317349]

>>6317316
pls become a trap

[Anonymous No.6317357]

>>6317316
cardio&lifting, mang. check out /fit/'s sticky. some anon was asking about this earlier today; pretty dec./simple workout plan to follow. start following it.

http://pastebin.com/9eiAhPNQ

I'm rootin' fo ya op.

[Anonymous No.6317361]

>>6317316
First you need to exercise and gain some kind of muscle, you will also gain a bit of fat with it. You will get bigger, like a man.

Then once you lose the fat you'll actually look good. If you tried to just lose weight right now it would be gross.

but tbh i like ur bod 8/10 wud get gay on

[Anonymous No.6317368]

>>6317316
>those fucking hips
>that feminine face

Are you by any chance taking hormones?

[Anonymous No.6317379]

>>6317361
im trying hard to lose more weight. i'm 6'3 and 140lb, i'm pretty underweight.

>>6317368
I considered it a while back, but no.

[Anonymous No.6317394]

>>6317379
Instead of losing weight, go work out and eat. If you lose weight right now you would look like shit without clothes on. Also working out gives you somthing to do and improves your selfconfidence, be honest with yourself would you rather look like a twig or ottermode.

[Anonymous No.6317412]

>>6317379
The thinner you get the harder it is to lose weight. You lose much more you'll be skeletor mode.

[Anonymous No.6317434]

please keep us updated on your progress op, this is one of the most entertaining threads on /fa/

[Anonymous No.6317446]

tfw 8/10 but have lazy eye

>getting surgery in a week to fix though... might do before and after but im so ashamed for the 'before' pic
>>(it's not even half as bad as OP's too. #vanity)


on-topic: op you're pretty alright looking just shave and tidy your hair and you'd be a 7 then maybe look into eye surgery or something?

[Anonymous No.6317449]

>>6316012

op is so pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.6317505]

>>6315398

[Anonymous No.6317541]

[Anonymous No.6317566]

>>6317316

If you want to preoccupy yourself, learn something & improve your health & therefore your life, look up paleo lifestyles.

www.marksdailyapple.com/why-grains-are-unhealthy/

Good luck OP, you can do it.


>pic related

If you want to bang qt3.142's, you're going to have to work. It will be the hardest thing you've ever done, but the most rewarding

[Anonymous No.6317609]

>>6317505

I miss you based Zyzz

[Anonymous No.6317611]

>>6315398

>I'm neurotic and irrational as fuck

No. No you're not.

You're looking for excuses. A reason to continue living & breathing mediocrity.

Stop doing that. No excuses.

[Anonymous No.6317810]

[Anonymous No.6318728]

>dat feminine face
>dat hip to waist ratio

You kind of look like liz gillies. Your only choice is to go on hormones. It would be a waste not to.

[Anonymous No.6319135]

Wear an eyepatch, or sunglasses all the time. Nah, eyepatch.

[Anonymous No.6319450]

>>6316345
That's not me du

[Anonymous No.6320038]

Bump for update OP

[Anonymous No.6320196]

>>6320038
go away

im looking up how to tie a manbun RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.6320203]

>>6320196
dat glorious hair

I like your oblivion map too OP :3

[Anonymous No.6320205]

>>6320196
That's OP?
Shit, that's a lot different than the OP pic.
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.6320214]

Get out of here you kawaii fag

[Anonymous No.6320223]

>>6320196
commenting on your hair with my housemate, we both agree its godly

[Anonymous No.6320232]

>>6320223
http://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Quick-and-Easy-Hair-Bun

doing this shit is silly hard, my hair is super thick and super long.

[Anonymous No.6320270]

>>6320196
haha oh shit that's amazing hair, you've got potential OP, don't waste it.

[Anonymous No.6320280]

>>6320196

you would suit visvim down to the bone with your hair like that or in a manbun

[Anonymous No.6320290]

>>6315398
dam bruh from the thumbnail i thought u were a grill

nice hair tho. cop a man bun anda thicker beard. if your eye is a srs problem wear sunglasses

[Anonymous No.6320292]

>>6317316
plz trap

[Anonymous No.6320295]

>>6320290
If you do this (the sunglasses) make sure they're polarized. Tinted glasses without polarization/uv protection widen your eyes but don't actually protect them from the additional UV coming in therefore damaging your eyes.

[Anonymous No.6320298]

>>6320196

You look like a grill. Do not attempt a manbun or any long hairstyle without a beard, which you apparently cannot grow.

[Anonymous No.6320300]

>>6320295

basically just don't wear cheap sunglasses. somone should stick that in the sticky somewhere.

[Anonymous No.6320305]

>>6320196
I would definitley grow out some form of beard. people are going to think you're a trap without one.

also w2c jacket. it's nice.

also also, is your hair naturally lighter at the ends or did you dye it, looks good.

[Anonymous No.6320312]

>>6320196
How long have you been growing it?

[Anonymous No.6320316]

>>6320196

Is your River Island cardigan comfy?

I can't fit into mine, but hey, it was a fiver

[Anonymous No.6320344]

>My goodness OP, your face is a work of art.

You have the potential to be a serious model or trap.

[Anonymous No.6320360]

>>6315398
Go on /fit/. Read the sticky and lurk for a while and learn the basics. Get jacked, aquire bitches.

[Anonymous No.6320362]

>>6320298
>You look like a grill. Do not attempt a manbun or any long hairstyle without a beard, which you apparently cannot grow.
>>6320305
>I would definitley grow out some form of beard
what the fuck is this shit. Nothing wrong with having them without a beard. Also the original OP pic demonstrates facial hair is NOT a good idea

[Anonymous No.6320365]

>>6320360
Grow the fuck up, man
/fit/'s entire mentality is poisoned
I say this as someone who spends a decent amount of time in the gym or on a bike.

[Anonymous No.6320366]

>>6320362
>what the fuck is this shit. Nothing wrong with having them without a beard.

Other than looking like a trap/an enormous faggot. Go back to Sweden.

[Anonymous No.6320371]

>>6320360
>Read the sticky and lurk for a while and learn the basics. Get jacked, aquire bitches.
>you will get bitches if you follow a powerlifting routine
>and eat at an absurd suprlus
>this is what /fit/ actually believes

[Anonymous No.6320392]

>>6315398
>>6320196

Seriously OP, read this article >>6317566

If it doesn't make sense, then fine. But I doubt that will happen.

>>6320371
>>6320365

These guys are right, fit is full of manlets overcompensating.

Plus, looking naturally lean & buff is much more attractive than spending your whole life lifting then starving yourself.

Good luck whatever you choose.
Just remember, this is your chance. Don't sit back & fuck it up

[Anonymous No.6320401]

>>6320365
>>6320371

>implying being /fit/ and /fa/ don't go hand in hand
>implying the goal of both boards isn't to pull bitches (or homos) on the fly

[Anonymous No.6320404]

>>6320401
>>implying being /fit/ and /fa/ don't go hand in hand
why do you nerds always say this?

It's always people from /fit/ that say "huurrrrr in order to be le /fa/ you must be le /fit/ as well tfw no gf XDDDDDDD"

no, I don't need to be a miserable loner who idolizes a fat powerlifter and dead australian roidmonkey while having a notion in my head that a lifting routine will magically cure me of my autism and social anxiety in order for me to dress well

/fit/ is a fucking joke. Yeah I understand it's important do cardio and light exercise, but /fit/ is not about fitness, it's just "let's jack off to huge guys on steroids and push this ideal body type on everyone who doesn't give a fuck"

[Anonymous No.6320405]

>>6320365
>>6320371
Being /fit/ is not about being a powerlifter at all. Being /fit/ is about being comfortable in your own skin and looking and feeling the way you want to look and feel. If you want to be a powerlifter go ahead but nothing forces the person to do it if they're content when they reach whatever their goal was.

[Anonymous No.6320408]

>>6317316
Please get your test levels checked man, please. Phone the doctor and book an appointment now.

[Anonymous No.6320411]

>>6320405
>Being /fit/ is about being comfortable in your own skin and looking and feeling the way you want to look and feel.
lmao there are probably like 4 people on /fit/ who are comfortable with themselves, the rest of that board is a seething cauldron of insecurity, just looked at your front page, these are the threads on page 1
>tfw you need a big cock to satisfy a woman
>would you rather by Zyzz, china powerlifter, or russian roidmonkey (KK or something?)
>how to cop hair?
>qt3.14 said hi to me, let's have a whole thread about it!
then like two actual fitness-related threads

[Anonymous No.6320434]

>>6320411

Just went to /fit/

...this is accurate.

>how do I hold all these insecurities

Maybe there should be a board dedicated to mental /fit/ness

[Anonymous No.6320438]

>>6320404
>implying you well ever achieve this with ''cardio and light exercise''

Relax m8. It's about learning what you have to do to be healthy and fit and doing it and that's what the REAL fuckin fitness related threads are for (ie: recipe, diet, routine, general questions threads). You don't have to get into the humor of the board if you don't want to.

>>6320411
Now I gotta admit, you're right on that one. /Fit/ should have the fuck modded out of it 24/7 for feels and manlet threads that belong in /r9k/ so the rest of us that actually care about health and fitness can make good use of the space they shit on. Since the feels shit started half the fuckin board is always flooded with that goddamn shit.

[Anonymous No.6320448]

>>6320438
I used to lurk /fit/ in 2009-10 it was okay then

now it's just a bunch of people all pushing the same thing (get fukkin HUGE brah) nobody cares about health/fitness, just getting jacked b/c they think that will bring them bitches, that's not humorous that's sad

I lift (have a power rack in my backyard), I run, but I don't need a board dedicated to manlet-bashing, "betas", and zyzz in order to do it

[Anonymous No.6320458]

>>6320448
>>6320438

Paleo lifestyle.

Makes the most sense, & has the best returns in overall health.

Fitness isn't about muscle mass. Internal is more important than the vice-versa

[Anonymous No.6320474]

>>6320458
So... you hunt Mammoths as part of your diet?

[Anonymous No.6320485]

>>6320458
>I cant think for myself and I dont know much about nutrition so I cling on to niche diets
FTFY

[Anonymous No.6320508]

>>6320485
american upset that pizza and burgers aren't part of the paelo diet

[Anonymous No.6320509]

>>6320401
the goal of /fa/ is not to "pull bitches" you must be insecure

[spaceghost !YgQRHAJqRA No.6320511]

>>6320458
>>6317566
dont listen to these guys, ive been doing paleo for a year, they said it would make me feel amazing and id have a great body, look at this shit. Im a mess

[Anonymous No.6320524]

>>6320485
>You're not conforming to a common diet, so therefore you're wrong

FTFY

>>6320474
Nope. Basically the premise that we never evolved to eat grains & their byproducts.
The science is sound, & grains are responsible for a great deal of health problems experienced by (mostly) americans.

Look at this, make up your own mind.

www.marksdailyapple.com/why-grains-are-unhealthy/

>>6320511
Lulz OMF Xddddddd
>>my current face!

[Anonymous No.6320582]

>>6320509
you must not pull bitches

[Anonymous No.6320628]

>>6320392
Dirty bulking then cutting is not a good thing to do. It makes your aesthetic inconsistent and puts unnecessary strain on your overall health.

Do a clean bulk instead. Instead of eating ten hamburgers and a milkshake on top of what you already eat daily; keep up your daily diet, but add in a post-workout "clean shake".

My shake gives me a great caloric surplus from clean sources:

1 cup of Milk - 130 calories, 9g of protein
2 scoops of whey protein - 240 calories, 50g of protein
2 tablespoons of Peanut Butter - 200 calories, 8g of protein
A handful of raspberries for an interesting taste to keep me from getting bored.

A total of 570 calories and 67g of protein from clean sources that won't get me fat if I maintain cardio.

[Anonymous No.6320676]

>>6320628

can you use like normal peanut butter I love that shit but I always thought it was p bad for you

[Anonymous No.6320686]

>>6320524
no you missed my point completely, probably because your unhealthy lifestyle makes you stupid. If you knew anything about nutrition you wouldn't be on any 'diet'.

[Anonymous No.6320701]

>>6320676

Or almond butter or cashew butter depends on the fat ratio you're going for. Just don't use shitty Jif with added sugar.

[Anonymous No.6320710]

>>6320628
I get over 1000 calories each shake, step it up

[Anonymous No.6320725]

>>6320710
eh, I only do bodyweight exercises to get dat dere ottermode.

my logic was that if I overdid the shake I'd get fat.

[Anonymous No.6320735]

>>6320686

I think you missed my point completely, probably because your unhealthy lifestyle makes you stupid. If you knew anything about anything you would know I never mentioned a "diet"

[Anonymous No.6320736]

>>6315432
Every. Fucking. Time.

[Anonymous No.6320744]

>>6320628

try:
1 banana
2 scoops almond butter
1 scoop protein
1 handful coconut flakes
1 tbsp cacao powder
1 cup coconut water
5 slices frozen peach

[Anonymous No.6320740]

>>6320676
as >>6320701 said, stay away from the processed shit and go for the organic nut butters. it's similar to how pre-shelled peanuts are worse for you than shelled peanuts for snacking, due to sodium, etc..

[Anonymous No.6320757]

>>6320676

Yeah peanut butter ain't so great. It's not even a nut, it's a legume.

A nut butter, as mention, like almond or cashew would be good. Why not try coconut oil, which is even better?

[Anonymous No.6320760]

>>6315491
Dude...you could be a fucking model.
You have that angelic oddity going for you that people want.

[Anonymous No.6320776]

>>6320744
that sounds delicious, but seems like it would be very thick. do you add water to that, or do you just use coconut water?

[Anonymous No.6320837]

>>6320776

Just coconut water, which thins it out a bit. If it's too thick just add more coco water.

[Anonymous No.6320844]

>>6320295
>>6320300
who is this advice for? someone from 1929..? they dnt even make those these days.

[Anonymous No.6320926]

>>6320844
Cheapo sunglasses at shady market-stalls still apply.
Better safe than sorry

[Anonymous No.6321001]

>>6315491
lol youd look normal if your eye wasnt so fucking wonky, like that is without a doubt the wonkiest eye i have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.6321043]

>>6315398

No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.

Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.

shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.

peace.

[Anonymous No.6321087]

>>6321043
Where's this from again?

[Anonymous No.6321106]

>>6320524

Lmao you pleb as long as you meet your cal / protein requirements it won't matter whether you got your calories from bread or potatoes or whatever the FUCK.

IIFYM for life.

Fuck the haters.

150kg squat

[Anonymous No.6321165]

>feminine babyface
>muscular body

Yea....no. That will look so off. No joke. A weak jawed, look like a girl, babyfaced man with a muscular body. Play to what little strengths you have. Keep it androgynous or go on hormones.

Honestly this is probably a troll. Like why is your eyebrows done? Just go all the way and grow some tits.

[Anonymous No.6321259]

>>6321106
>>6320628

>2013
>counting calories

Enjoy your time consuming yet futile hobby, hombrez

[Anonymous No.6321274]

>>6321259

>2013
>not counting calories

welcome to nogainsville
pop: uou

[Anonymous No.6321336]

>>6317316

honestly OP you have incredibly feminine features in your face and torso.

I think your female hormone levels may be too high.

If you want to become a trap (transgender), you could probably model after a years time, your face is beautiful in a female way.

if not then get your levels checked, you may have testosterone deficiency

[Anonymous No.6321340]

>>6321274

>muh gainz

[Anonymous No.6321350]

>>6315491
would fuck/10

[Anonymous No.6321368]

OP post a pic of you with makeup on and your hair down.

please just once

[Anonymous No.6321387]

>>6321274
in my experience counting calories is a waste of time. when i'm not gaining weight i know i need to eat more, simple as that. counting protein and carbs is enough for me.

[Anonymous No.6321391]

>>6317505

:']

[Anonymous No.6321428]

>>6320196
pls be in london

[Anonymous No.6321466]

post more pictures op

[Anonymous No.6321663]

>>6320448

>homegym masterrace

fuck yeah m8

[Anonymous No.6321807]

>>6321663

Screw you.

My $500 gym membership means I'm gonna be $500 more fitter & therefore $500 more attractive than you.

>u gelatin?

[aiouh No.6321816]

>>6321807
For a month or two or what?

[Anonymous No.6321880]

>>6321816

>per week

[Anonymous No.6321879]

>>6321816
Year baby, 12 months, 365 days. 303,948 minutes, 2,3049,2332 seconds

YEAH BABY

[aiouh No.6321893]

>>6321879
Lol did you go for the bare bones program without coach, spa and swimming pool

Have fun with your shitty gains

[Anonymous No.6321979]

>>6321893
Please refer to
>>6321340