/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.6261819]

>have mmf threesome
>I commandeered the back -- her pussy and ass
>the other guy was getting blown
>fuck for half and hour
>it was awkward seeing another dude's dick
>dat eyecontact while fucking this one slut
>Some unconscious urge made me pull out
>I was about to cum on the girl's back
>My load was supercharged like the 100 Crack Fist of Kenshiro
>my man gravy arcs over the girl completely and lands all over the other guy's perfectly chiseled abs
>my load was like 4 long ropes--mostly hitting the guy and then trailing on the girl's hair
>we were all perfectly fine with this

How /fa/ am I?

[Anonymous No.6261823]

not /fa/ just gay

[Anonymous No.6261833]

>>6261819
>mmf threesome

get back to us when its mff

[Anonymous No.6261841]

>>6261833
Dude, you should try out the Devil's threesome. It's pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.6261854]

>>6261819

Get back to us when its mmm and cocaine fueled. Then you'll be /fa/

[Anonymous No.6261862]

>be male
>be freshman in college
>meet /fa/ dude, who lurks on /fa/, and really is /fa/
>we talk about /fa/
>we also talk about /fit/, I'm more of a /fit guy
>hang out for a few weeks
>one night we have casual sex
>this goes on for a few weeks
>I feel homosex for the rest of the year.

Whenever I see those /fa/ and /fit/ comics here, I cringe a bit.

[Anonymous No.6262045]

What? No gay seks stories from /fa/? I can't believe this.

[Anonymous No.6262055]

>>6261862
>I feel homosex
>has casual sex with another male
I think you might be homosex bro.

[Anonymous No.6262066]

>>6261862

[Anonymous No.6262081]

>>6261819
>>6261862
Lol, this thread

[Anonymous No.6262079]

>Post on Craigslist looking for anonymous sex with girls
>Pretty fit post pic of body
>Only responses I get is from guys wanting me to fuck their wives while they watch
>mfw

[Anonymous No.6262082]

>>6262079
could be... hot

[Anonymous No.6262083]

>>6262079

i hope you jumped on that

[Anonymous No.6262088]

>>6261819
>Getting blown
>Girl takes her mouth off to readjust her jaw
>Come at that exact moment
>Lying down, hot jizz shoots straight into my eye

It stung.

[Anonymous No.6262092]

>be 2009
>be 17
>drunk at summer vila house with friends
>one girl
>me and my friend both made out with her behind each others back that weekend
>last night
>late at night
>all 3 of us are drunk and doing stupid shit because last night at friends villa
>we both realize that we've been hooking up with the same girl
>this starts playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFnKgIptbq0
>I ask my homie what we should do
>she asks us if I want to have a three some
>originally "nah b i aint bout that life"
>then my inner homo goes out
>"im down if you are"
>"dude I just want to get laid and we already shared"
>go into bedroom
>i take the back he takes the front and we rotate
>While im fucking the back I make eye contact with my bro
>he holds it
>i go full autism and stay staring contest
>he laffs and i laff
>we high five each other loudly and say oh yeah while still pumping
> i think i came on my friends carpet
>passed out
>best friends with this guy now
To think /fa/ and 2 others know about this story

[Anonymous No.6262093]

>>6261854
This. Get on our plateau, mmf and mff is for plebeians. Full patricians enjoy the camaraderie between lads in bed.

[Anonymous No.6262109]

>>6262092
I laughed too hard at this hahaha

[Anonymous No.6262110]

>>6261862
Was it good?
All that matters.

[Anonymous No.6262117]

>>6262083
No, something about the thought of being watched turns me off.

What if he wanted to join in halfway through and I'm obligated to blow him.

It'd be awkward.

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262119]

>tfw you used to make out with your step sister

[Anonymous No.6262126]

>>6262117
HAHAHHA you won't be obligated to do shit man. I've done this maybe 3 or 4 times before. I do it because I love older women in general. The guy usually just jerks off or just watches with his clothes on

The whole turn on is to not join in

[Anonymous No.6262132]

>>6262092
>staring contest

mein siden

[DANIM DAN !!kfdlX/lnWqq No.6262135]

>>6262119
pls go on

[Anonymous No.6262139]

>>6262092
Please describe the girl to me. Was she nasty? Like, I'm just curious what kind of girl is just like lets devils threesome.

>Be in HS in Vancouver
>Prom comes and goes, graduate
>Next few years keep hearing this rumour
>Boys only/girls only schools would have proms together
>This was cancelled after my grad year
>Hear from different people that this was apparently because a single girl fucked every single guy at an after prom party from these schools
>Meet a girl that confirms this, saying that it was her friend
>Meet her friend
>Expecting nastiest trashiest bitch
>Is the sweetest chillest girl in the world
>mfw

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262143]

>>6262135
You seriously want me to m8?

[Anonymous No.6262144]

>>6262119
/fa/ has no spoilers newfag

>tfw used to do the same
and we also fucked. I didn't even like her, i was just a horny kid

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262149]

>>6262144
>not using spoilers on every board

Also, same. We didn't fuck though.

[DANIM DAN !!kfdlX/lnWqq No.6262155]

>>6262143
pls. incest is the only /fa/ kind of relationship, and yours barely counts since you aren't related by blood.

[Anonymous No.6262159]

>>6262139
This girl was a really sexually deprived slut. She lived in buttfuck nowhere countryside but had really rich parents that didn't want her associating with the townie kids so she missed out on a lot of social ques most teenagers get.

They did send her to summer camp though full of upper middle class white kids where she met my friend.

Tl;dr she was a major slut. I made out with her 2 hours after meeting

[Anonymous No.6262164]

>>6262126

post stories

[Anonymous No.6262175]

>>6262139
>Cute slutty girls
>Want to like them
>tfw they're soiled goods

wnb

[Anonymous No.6262187]

>>6261854
>>6262093
>mfw

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262193]

>>6262155
>be about 11 or 12
>my mom and step dad weren't married at the time so we would go this house every other weekend or so
>my step sister would stay over his house every now and then
>we'd play vidya and talk during the afternoon and night(8 p.m.- 12 a.m.)
>we slept in the living room while they slept in his room
>when we knew they were finally asleep we'd go at it
>we'd make out
>we'd do simultaneous humping
>came very close to fucking many times
>they never knew a thing

She's like two years older than me so this went on from the time I was 8 - 13 and for her 10 - 15.

[Anonymous No.6262200]

>>6262164
>2007
>bored out of my mind
>feeling kind of bored
>go on craiglist
>post ad
>"bored 20 year old build, 9 inch dick"
>post pictures to accompany
>get reply a day later
>swinger couple wants me to come over for coffee and discuss anything sexual
>i'm open to whatever to I go
>40 - 45 wealthy couple
>have coffee
>guy tells me his wife is infertile
>alright
>tells me that he'll pay me 500$ cash if he watches as I fuck his wife there and now
>I said that I don't need the money
>he insisted but I didn't take it
>I get naked
>he wants to see if its really my cock
>everything good
>i go into the bedroom all of three of us
>he asks if I can record the sound
>i don't object since I don't make sound
>he tells me what to do and I do it
>stip then blowjob then sex w.e
>he masturbates
>once he finishes he leaves the sound recorder but comes out of the room
>I cum on his wifes face
>we all have a nice dinner afterwards
after that I realized I like older women a lot more and then I posted a few more ads. Did this in total of 3 times. Kind of regret not taking the 500 after discovering /fa/, could of copped some piece.

[Anonymous No.6262208]

>>6262200

this sounds so disgusting but so hot, fuck

[Anonymous No.6262215]

>>6262208
I know it's all fucked up. I didn't realize so many couples do this either. I wouldn't mention it irl to anyone ever, it's all a very private thing.

Even fucked the wife of 2 kids. But they were gone for the weekend.

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262225]

>>6262200
I should start doing this shit. Don't a fuckton of people use black guys for this cuckold shit?

[Anonymous No.6262233]

>>6262225
I have no idea, maybe in big cities. I guess you have to have something to offer. In my case my cock size works, or for the other guy his build. But in general these couples are just looking for young guys

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262238]

>>6262233
I'm not actually gonna do it...I don'tthink. I'd probably pussy out st the doorstep for some reason. It would just feel....I don't know..

[Anonymous No.6262247]

I could see myself getting into this even though I'm nothing extraordinary(6ft2 6.5inch dick) I am p cute though like my face and i'm thin

shit that fuccboi could even film me I couldn't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.6262252]

>>6262092
thats true friendship

[Anonymous No.6262255]

So much suppressed Oedipus complex ITT

[Anonymous No.6262259]

>>6262247

6.2 is pretty tall and a 6.5 dick is bigger than most. I'm at 7.5 and it's pretty cool. Have confidence in your cock bro.

[Anonymous No.6262265]

Totally. The most down to earth guy i've ever met. He's pretty handsome too and frequently wing mans university girls for me.

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262276]

>>6262092
This some Key & Peele type shit

[Anonymous No.6262327]

>>6261854
10/10
would chuckle heartily again

[Anonymous No.6262368]

>>6262079
You fucker how could you pass that up

[Anonymous No.6262372]

reading those threesome stories is depressing because i was so close brahs.... so close.

>be 18
>its 2012
>go on a 2 month holiday to thailand during uni break (have a governmental job that pays salary)
>become bro's with 2 english guys
>be in koh phi phi for sum of dat dere partying
>be at slinky's bar like usual
>sick music, hot foreign women errrywhere
>theres an 8 foot pole that you can climb and dance on
>#yoloswag
>get up and dance for a couple songs
>this directs female attention to me
>when i get down theres a group of 4 girls and my bros waiting
>i meet the girls, a long with my bros
>the bro's start dancing with a girl each and that leaves 2 girls by themselves
>decide to dance with both at the same time
>they're from canada
>its going well, lovin it
>one of the girls suggests a 3 way make out
>awyis.jpg
>engage in 3 way makeout
>do this for some time
>i suggest taking this to the next level, 3 some ladies?
>one says she is keen
>the other pauses and thinks
>"im not so sure"
>she freaks out for some reason, dissapears
>try to salvage whats left, go in for her friend
>she ditches to stay with her friend
>mfw

didn't get a 3some and got ditched. FUCK

[Anonymous No.6262376]

>>6262117
Who cares it's the heat of the moment, go for it. scared of a little dick in your mouth?
What a faggot

[blck No.6262409]

>>6262372
stopped at
>#yoloswag

[Anonymous No.6262522]

>>6262193
>we'd play vidya and talk during the afternoon and night(8 p.m.- 12 a.m)
>afternoon
?8 p.m.- 12 a.m.

[Anonymous No.6262523]

>>6262117
>and I'm obligated to blow him
you're right, he did let you fuck his wife.

[Anonymous No.6262533]

>>6262523
yup that usually means you gotta suck his dick

it is common protocol

[Anonymous No.6262543]

>>6262215
you fucked the lady's kids?

...jesus, bro.

[Anonymous No.6262583]

>freshman year in college
>jerking off in dorm room
>a friend of a roommate just walks in
>sees me masturbating
>my dick goes flaccid
>the guy keeps looking at my dick
>I hurriedly pull my pants up . . .
>I ask him to forget this awkward moment

A few months later . . .
>at a party
>get drunk
>run into the guy from the previous episode ^^^
>he starts flirting with me
>I refuse
>this goes on for a while
>I go to the bathroom to take a piss
>he walks in and starts groping my dick
>it . . . felt . . . good

>mfw I got a bj from a dude

A-at least he was a p-pretty boy.

[Anonymous No.6262607]

>Be 19
>Exited to go to my first music festival
>Coachella
>friend who works sound offers to get me back stage
>Meet a lot of cool people
>see Frank Ocean chatting with some guys before a set
>I go the awkwardly and make conversation
>"hey those are pretty cool sneakers, rick owens right"
>we end up talking about designers
>he asks if I want to come after the show for a few drinks with friends
>s-sure
>proceed to give him fake number
This nigga love dick, i refuse to go.

[Anonymous No.6262634]

>be in car
>chilling with homie in the back seat
>popped a molly i'm sweatin'
>somehow end up getting spooned by my homie as he caresses my junk
>feels p good so this continues for a while
>tfw you were someone's fuccboi during your E trip

MDMA is like the gayest drug of all time

[Anonymous No.6262641]

>>6262607
real or not had a good kek

[Anonymous No.6262677]

>>6262641
It's real but nobody will ever believe me

[Anonymous No.6262697]

>>6262583
Sounds like a good time

[Anonymous No.6262700]

>>6262634
>Jokingly spoon with muslim best friend
>Always leaning in for fake kisses
>Kinda play wrestle
>Always perfectly sober
>Have only ever been with girls
>He won't tell me his orientation

What's going on /fa/

[Anonymous No.6262708]

>at a party
>they're playing frank ocean
>refuse to listen because he loves dick
>they don't even got any yeezy, nigga

[Anonymous No.6262734]

>>6262700
You're both gay. Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.6262748]

>>6262700
Yeah - heterosexual males don't "play spoon," "lean in for fake kisses," and "wrestle."

Literally gay

[Anonymous No.6262758]

>>6262748
>Not being secure enough to be affectionate with a male friend
>Hurr sports and beer aye lads

[Anonymous No.6262762]

>>6262758
lol what the fuck

I've never felt such strong repressed homosexuality through the internet before

I pat my bros all the time, put my arm around then when shit gets real and I got to explain something

But I don't cuddle, wrestle, or pretend I'm about to kiss my bros

You can't be serious about what you're saying mate

[Anonymous No.6262766]

>>6262734
>>6262748

I fucked a pretty guy in the butt a few times and I don't consider myself gay. It was just a natural way of relieving sexual frustration. Guys gotta help each other out, you know.

[Anonymous No.6262773]

>>6262766
lol what the fuck

Whatever you got to tell yourself mate - it's 2013 - it's okay to be gay

Maybe you can lean in for fake kisses, wrestle with, and spoon with the other dude that's totally nto gay also

[Anonymous No.6262786]

>>6262766
Yeah, that's gay. But as long as they're cute, who cares?

[fuck !!KqVTtnBlyTe No.6262784]

>>6262773
i don't know what's worse
people in denial
or people who make assumptions like this and act like matters
like
if u actually thought it was okay to be gay, you wouldn't be fucking prodding like this

[Anonymous No.6262787]

I'd tell some stories but threesomes are common place

[Anonymous No.6262788]

>>6262773
Can I spoon with you? You can be the big spoon, it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.6262789]

>>6262773
like you never sucked a dick

[Anonymous No.6262800]

>>6262677
I believe you bro

[Anonymous No.6262822]

>>6262786
He WAS cute. He had this heroin chic vibe going on.

He also had these perpetual sleepy eyes, like heavy eyelids. It almost was like he had perpetual bedroom eyes. And I liked the way his lips puckered -- as if he was saying "fuck me". The funny thing is, he had an undercut / Hitler Youth haircut that made him look cool and sexy.

The best part of him though was his hot little ass. The damned thing was cute. And I loved giving that fuckboy the ol' rumpy pumpy.

He's a nice guy, though. We keep in touch from time to time.

So, yeah. I'm a fag.

[Anonymous No.6262833]

>>6262822

See, I read shit like this with a raised eyebrow, and then when I read the end, indifference + acceptance washes over me

-

The gay denial shit is what I can't stand and is what I prod over

>We cuddle
>we pretend to kiss
>we wrestle

>we're not gay though

[Anonymous No.6262841]

>>6262822
Terrific.

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262845]

>>6262522
When I put the 8 a.m. - 12 a.m. that was directed towards night-time. That's why I put it in parenthesis besides night.

[FranzKafka !UUKVbBBwvY No.6262850]

I was high out of my mind and got led into an orgy in the desert

[JO$EPH $TALIN !!76/ttqEQEow No.6262853]

>>6262845
>parenthesis

parentheses*

[Anonymous No.6262865]

>>6262853
Dog we pride ourselves on oblviously slamming out responses - no one is going to care about the typos accept the largestof fuccboi

[Standard No.6263577]

>>6262833
>Not wrestling naked like a swarthy greek man

It's like you didn't even go to boarding school.