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6260898 No.6260898 [Reply] [Original]

ignore meymeyimage xDDD

where do you put your dick in tight jeans?
i am used have my dong simply in the middle and down
do some people really wear their dick to the side? why? i tried it any my dick sticks out way too much

>> No.6260907

between my two balls

>> No.6260909

why would you post meme image and tell us to ignore it?

>> No.6260911

>>6260909
didn't know what else to post

>> No.6260916

I push mine back and it its neatly between my butt cheeks.

>> No.6260917

i'm wearing it to the side if i have a boner because it's more comfortable

>> No.6260922
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6260922

>>6260916

>> No.6260923

What's wrong with bulge

I don't wear skinny jeans even more but even in my slim fit chinos I'm bulging up a storm

>that feel when male boss regularly looks at your dick while talking to you
>that feel when bosses son - manager, regularly looks at dick while talking to you
>the feel when female coworkers regularly look at dick while talking to you

>> No.6260924

Mens skinny jeans are designed with your dick and balls in mind. Just find what's comfortable and looks good.

>> No.6260927

if i get an erection, i tuck it under the waistband

sometimes the rise is a bit too low though, so my dick kinda peeks out

>> No.6260928

I have a small cock so I have no problem

>> No.6260929

try not pulling your pants up to your armpits like an 80 year old man

>> No.6260930

I have a blood dick not a flesh dick, so I don't have these problems that much, and hide my little friend in my tight gap
the only problem is when I get a boner
when this happens I put my dick next to my leg, hoping nobody will notice my raging boner

>> No.6260938

>>6260928
that asian privilege

>> No.6260941

>>6260898
>keeping your dick in your pants
>2013
ISHOIUYTDRYYFYGHGUKFDRTAESDFGGGY

>> No.6260943

Are you guys seriously still in high school

How are you having problems with erections that you need to hide

>> No.6260945

>>6260929
nigger detected

>> No.6260954
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6260954

>>6260898
>not pulling the flip and tuck

>> No.6260958

>Not buying tapered jeans or tailoring them yourself

>> No.6260964

>>6260943

/fa/ is full of virgins, so any female contact will cause a boner.

>> No.6260969

>>6260927
>tuck it under the waistband
People always say this, but my dick can't go up that far when erect. Is my dick broken?

>>6260943
>Are you guys seriously still in high school
Probably.

Btw if you want to get rid of a random erection, tense your thighs and the erection will start to dissipate.

>> No.6260972

I take it off and put it in the drawer.

>> No.6260979
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>>6260938
not really
>tfw 6'4 white male and 5'0 inch mutilated cock

>> No.6260984

>>6260923
>that feel when you will never get a promotion

>> No.6260992
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6260992

>>6260979
>implying that's small
check your privilege

>> No.6260995

>>6260898
i have a small dick so i dont know this feel haha have fun showing your boners to the world that must suck hahahaha haha
haha
ha
hahaha
ha
aha

fuck ;_;

>> No.6261009

>>6260992
>implying 5'0 penis isnt just average

while flacid my dick is like 2 inches long so thats y tight jeans are not unconfortable

>> No.6261015

>>6261009
>implying average is bad
check your privilege

>> No.6261058

>>6260917
^ this

>> No.6261078

for wearing a streetwear style, just sag them.
for goof, a long shirt should cover it.

for me, the problem is getting boners in leggings+shorts

>> No.6261090

you shouldnt be able to actually get hard in skinnies

>> No.6261093

>>6260969
It's just small, is all. Or you're wearing very high-rise pants. Both?

>> No.6261094
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6261094

>tfw you looked in the mirror and you didn't notice the bulge
>tfw walking past people you were pretty sure they were looking at your dick and giggled whilst going past

>> No.6261108

>>6261093
Are you talking about my dick? I don't mean in terms of length, I mean the angle. It's painful to go up much higher than 90* when erect.

>> No.6261113

>>6261108
wtf is wrong with u

what happens when u lie down

>> No.6261118

>>6261108
what the fuck man .__.

>> No.6261123

>tfw 4.5' flaccid dick
>tfw proportionally large balls

>> No.6261148

>>6261123
Is that big or small?

>> No.6261165

>>6261148
big-ish, not massive but can be quite obvious

>> No.6261167

>>6261148
idk 4 and a half feet is pretty tiny

mines like 8 feet long flacid

>> No.6261207

>>6261167
Oh lol, I didn't even notice that.

>>6261165
Really? Hmm. I was wondering because that's about how big I am, and it's only recently occurred to me that maybe you're not supposed to have a visible bulge. I dunno, I'm kind of self conscious about it now.

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>>6261113
>>6261118
Maybe I'm not explaining well so I drew a digram. I even got an erection just to make sure. What is it supposed to behave like?

NB my dick is not actually blue.

>> No.6261228

>>6261218
ur dick is on upside down dude

>> No.6261246

>>6261218
god i fucking love this board sometimes

>> No.6261271

>>6261218

lyl

>> No.6261285

do people try and look at dudes dicks/buldges trough pants often?
girls pls respond

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>>6261218

>> No.6261293

To the right-ish, down my leg. If a boner pops, so what, wear it with pride fuccboi.

>> No.6261295

Sounds like random erections is a genuine problem for the people in this thread.

Is everyone here 12 or something?

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6261297

>>6261228
You might be on to something.
Drew another picture for the hell of it. My penis looks like the top one, but a lot of porn actors have penises that curve upwards like the bottom picture. I though it was a porn thing. Now you're gonna tell me that my dick is curving the wrong way?

>> No.6261300

>>6261297

ya bruh

>> No.6261301

>>6261297
It's different from man to man for fucks sake. Just like if it goes a bit to the right, left or basically straight out.

>> No.6261307

>tfw dickfades on your raws
>tfw bitches looking at your dick when you're wearing sweatpants

same goes for dadpants

>> No.6261320

>>6261301
Mm I though so. It's still nice to talk about dicks though. I don't have anyone else to talk to about this topic.

>> No.6261328

>>6261320
That's the glory of the internet.

>> No.6261330

>>6261297
downward curving dicks are more /fa/ imo. They imply dominance, like "yeah bitch ill fuck u whatever its not like I don't get pussy evry night" wheeras upward curving dicks look like they're too eager to touch a vagine and it comes off as really beta.

>> No.6261334

>>6261320
>not talking about dicks with your friends
do you even bro down, man?

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>>6261330
top fucking lelling

>> No.6261346

>>6261330
>implying having half, partial erections is /fa/
>not being able to achieve actual upward erection

YOU stay plen mate

>> No.6261414

>>6261320

post dick pic pls

>> No.6261436

>tfw low self esteem
>have a 7.5 inch dick and don't believe people when they say the average is only 5 inches

>> No.6261446

>>6261330
idk dude if there was like dick egypt id imagine the upwards dicks being the pharoas standing up tall over the other down facing dicks what are like doing slave work and making dick pyramids and stuff

>> No.6261493
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>>6261446

Oh sweet mother of fuck that is the toppest of lels

What are you smoking son?

>> No.6261520

>>6261436
Average in US really only is 5"

But if you're like a dude earlier in thread - 6'4" + 5" dick is extremely laughable

Stop watching porn where the black dudes are wearing fake dicks + camera lenses to make it seem even bigger - get out of the house and fuck some bitches and you will soon find you are stacked downstairs

Fuck, I mean - I'm 6'1" and 6" and have gotten so much praise on just that

But I'm also auswitchz mode - so in contrast to rest of my body it really looks like I'm packing heat

>> No.6261552

>>6261520

I'm 5'10" and fairly skinny.

And I'll go fuck some bitches just as soon as I can into a social life.

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6261553

I actually had this problem when attempting no fap. I was at work and the girls there were just dressed sluty with thier tits hanging out, I was so hard it was completely obvious. I had to go to the bathroom to fap before anyone noticed. There was no way out, feels bad.

>> No.6261643

>>6261553

>doing no fap

Why would you do that anon?

>> No.6261684

>>6261643
Because bro, you can never satisfy the hunger.

>> No.6261782

Dick to the side is the only way OP, putting your dick straight up just makes for a more prominent bulge

>> No.6261791

>>6261553
im starting nofap today. do you really feel horny all the time or is it an overstatement. ive gone a week without fapping before and i barely had any urges, might be because i was cramming so much for exams i barely had time to think sexy thoughts

>> No.6261799

>>6261791

Only if you aren't doing anything.