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while in the club, this guy slaps your GF in the butt. WHAT DO YOU DO?

protip: he squats 400lbs and deadlifts 500 lbs

>> No.6248012

Elbow drop him from the top of the speakers into a table with thumb tacks on it

>> No.6248010

i give him a buckethat

>> No.6248013

is he even old enough to get into clubs?

>> No.6248038

>Challenge him to a push up contest, winner bangs my gf.
>let him go first.
>when he starts to slow down from fatigue BAM BOAT SHOE TO THE TEETH
>proceed to dump gf because she dresses like such a pleb that people dare to touch her

>> No.6248043

>>6248004
I say #thanksmatt

>> No.6248041

>>6248038
THink we can all learn some thing from u tho

>> No.6248048

>>6248004
id beg him to fuck my bitch

>> No.6248064

>>6248004
I'd talk to my bouncer buddy and have the guy kicked out.

>> No.6248069

>>6248064
pussy

>> No.6248070

>>6248064
pussyboi

>> No.6248075

>>6248038
fight smarter not harder

>> No.6248076

>>6248064
fuck you you stupid cunt

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6248083

>>6248069
>>6248070
>>6248076

>> No.6248081
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6248081

while in the club, this guy slaps your GF in the butt. WHAT DO YOU DO?\

protip: he likes blood and wears shoes indoors

>> No.6248087

>>6248081
mike would be the perfect human specimen if he lifted

>> No.6248100

>>6248081
idk he just looks fucking goofy to me. i seriously dont get why people think hes perfect

>> No.6248102

>implying he wouldn't stand awkwardly in the corner the whole night

#realtalk he wouldn't do shit besides admire my fit ( then copy it next waywt)

>> No.6248105

matt is hot i want him to put it in my butt

>> No.6248112

>>6248102
nah you faggot pussy

>> No.6248115

>>6248102
lets see what u got faggot ass cunt post a fit fuccface all talk no fit pics fucking hell typical fuccboi lmao sit the fuck down anon and just get into matts dick like the rest of us

thanks matt

>> No.6248122

>>6248115
its big enough for everyone

>> No.6248125

Tell a bouncer that he's being obnoxious and belligerent to everyone.
If they do nothing and he does it again I get him to threaten me, preferably grabbing me by the collar or anything that allows us to stare at each other face to face. I then bite his nose off.

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6248127

while in the club, this guy slaps your GF in the butt. WHAT DO YOU DO?

protip: he's matts bff & wears gucci goggles

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6248142

>>6248125

>> No.6248143

>>6248127
*grabs him by the throat* GET THE FUCK OUT?!/!/!

>> No.6248152

>>6248127
trade gfs so i can fuck his hoodrat fiancee
>dat phat ass

>> No.6248147

>>6248125
I was about to call you a little bitch but never mind after that ending, you a psychopath #respek

>> No.6248156

>>6248127
Toss my drink on him and light the fucker on fire...

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6248154

while in the club, this guy slaps your ass and holds on

what do you do?

>> No.6248163

>>6248154
"Looks like we got a good ol' game of grab ass startin'!"

>> No.6248180

High five him

>> No.6248197

>>6248004
He offered to wank on cam for me if I did it with him on Skype last night #Freak

>> No.6248199

>>6248180
where

>> No.6248204

>>6248154
hes so fucking stocky, no wonder all his fists look so awkward. he just has a shitty body shape. unlucky.

>> No.6248206

>>6248100
He isn't. He's a caricature of a perfect human. Think Tom of Finland

>> No.6248221

>>6248154
I'd pull my cock out and piss on everyone on the dance floor

>> No.6248575

Tell him its ok there champ and try to find his parents or care takers and see of hes taking his meds today