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6228528 No.6228528 [Reply] [Original]

how /fa/ is your occupation?

>I'm an accountant
>not very /fa/

>> No.6228550

>waiter on minimum wage

i hate my life

>> No.6228554

Army ranger
Atleast I can wear my keffiyeh without beeing edgy

>> No.6228561
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6228561

>mfw you guys have barely any education
Apply yourself

>i have no face
>pic not related

>> No.6228566

>>6228561
>>6228561
no

>> No.6228567

I'm a teacher. Probably one of the less /fa/ jobs.

I can wear pretty much whatever I want as long as it conforms to the same dress code as the students, though, so it's not bad,

>> No.6228581

>tfw unemployed

>> No.6228603

Nurse.

Not /fa/ at all. It's pretty much impossible to look good in scrubs.

>> No.6228606

I work in a lab in a chemical factory. I had never even considered how /fa/ my job is.

>> No.6228608

>>6228606

if you wear a labcoat, you're /fa/.

>> No.6228609

>>6228603
komme does pretty well

>> No.6228612

> Certified Nurse Assistant

I can pick what color scrubs I wear so that's pretty dope

>> No.6228614

Waiter

The closest I get to /fa/ is well fitting shirts and pants and half decent shoes

>> No.6228622

>>6228608
I do. Blue labcoat, black jeans and steel toe boots.

>> No.6228623

>>6228612

Dark blue?

>> No.6228630

>>6228622

Maybe I'm just filling in some massive gaps but I'm imagining a pretty sick fit right now.

>> No.6228638

>>6228623
Yeah. Not as dark as navy though.

>>6228630
It fits surprisingly well. Not amazing, but it's comfortable and looks good.

>> No.6228682

>>6228554
>wear a keffiyeh without taking a ride to 2009 in the hipster time machine

>waiter/barista/bartender
being a barista or bartender is cool, but not that /fa/ in terms of clothes. I just wear black skinny trousers, black shoes and a well-fitting black v-neck

>> No.6228683

>>6228528
where are you working at OP? big 4?

>> No.6228686

/fa/ occupation? I have no idea what that even is. Any examples?

>> No.6228688

>>6228686
I have no idea if OP means a fashionable occupation or an occupation that allows you to look fashionable.

>> No.6228689

>>6228686
>be Rick's assistant
>wear his clothes
>see his fresh new designs
>suck his dick

>> No.6228692

>fashion photography retoucher
somewhat /fa/ but not as /fa/ as you'd think

>> No.6228713

>business major
>hotel clerk

I fucking hate service jobs, mane

can't wait to graduate and get out of that shit

>> No.6228715
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6228715

I'm an actor, it's my job to be effay.
When I'm not acting I labour in a warehouse, not very /fa/ but it keeps me from getting fat

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6228727

>>6228683
Grant Thornton, almost a big 4 :(

>> No.6228732

art student with a library part-time job

pretty /fa/

>> No.6228737

>chef
feels /fa/ mayne

>> No.6228745
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6228745

Graphic Design student. Dunno if it's /fa/, you tell me.

At an art academy for our Amerifriends. Where the name is slandered by self proclaimed GD's who work on generic websites and dropshadow typography.

>> No.6228757
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6228757

I'm a failing stand up comedian. As a profession it might be the least effay of all time, but the inevitable posthumous movie about my life will be effay as all hell.

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>>6228732
>art student

>> No.6228765

>>6228757
Tell a joke.

>> No.6228770

Mortgage Loan Officer

>> No.6228772

>>6228765
Write your own, you lazy shit.

>> No.6228775
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6228775

Student, soon to be architect. Apparently people tend to think it's fairly effay.

>> No.6228782

NEET

The most /fa/

>> No.6228783

>>6228772
heh

bre...bretty funny

>> No.6228796

>>6228782
>not being able to afford nice clothes and never going outside
>/fa/
pick one

>> No.6228802
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6228802

>>6228727
How do you like it? I was thinking about switching my major from business admin general to accounting because I guess it just comes naturally to me. Is it really boring? Does it get hard?

>> No.6228817

work at Tesco

it's anti-/fa/

>> No.6228829

textile jobber x creative director of my own store.

how fa?/10

>> No.6228840

>>6228764

art is /fa/ af lol

>> No.6228845

Doctor.

>decompacting bowels and crying patients is not /fa/

>> No.6228846

>>6228550
totally /fa/
you can pretend like you're going to be an actor and not understand why all of the other people who are actually talented are getting jobs and you're not.

>> No.6228847

>frame stylist

id say thats pretty /fa/

>> No.6228848

>>6228715
>I'm an actor
"Would you like cream or sugar, sir?"

>> No.6228849

>>6228528
Is CPA any better ?
At least I get to wear suits all day everyday.

>> No.6228861

>>6228845
when youre in private practice it gets pretty effay. my gramps was a big time cardiologist here at my town a long time ago and i remember him looking dapper af

>> No.6228870

>>6228845
never heard of "ER" or "Grey's Anatomy"

those pricks rake in pussy just pretending to be doctors

>> No.6228881

Food Scientist

Average on the /fa/ scale I guess.

>> No.6228885

>>6228528
creative at an advertising agency

>> No.6228897

>>6228775
It is very effay bby.

>> No.6228912

>>6228689
and ur'e michelle's fuckslave

>> No.6228913

architect

>> No.6228920

Theatrical actor
how good?

>> No.6228923

It's nothing like that though. Hospitals are boring, everywhere smells like piss or blood and mentioning I'm a doctor outside work usually gets responses like "Well aren't you a fucking show off?"

That being said, a little more respect from people.

>> No.6228925

physics major

zero /fa/ness, I practically shouldn't be here

>> No.6228928
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6228928

Law student

>> No.6228933

>>6228913
>>6228775
god tier

>> No.6228934

>>6228925
>>>/sci/
you guys are cool for keeping board ethic/topic on always but can be cunts

>> No.6228935

>>6228923
>outside of work
>not chillan with other doctor bros 24/7

>> No.6228936

>>6228840
sure will be good to be /fa/ when you're 25 and unemployed yeah?

>> No.6228939

software engineer. this allows me to be the al/fa/ employee since everyone looks like a redditor

>> No.6228946

>>6228933
thanks.
the kids in my thesis year dress like 14 year olds and its disheartening that I'm associated with them by graduation year

>> No.6228970

I'm a construction worker

Naked sweaty chest and short trousers erryday

How does it get more /fa/ than that?

>> No.6228976

How effay is drafting/architecture?

>> No.6228978

>>6228976
>drafting
no
>architecture
god tier

we gotta start somewhere tho

>> No.6228979

>>6228528
Student, unsuccessfull writer and substitute Karateteacher. I guess I´m as far away from /fa/ as possible.

>> No.6229078

Curator at a small contemporary art museum.
It's very /fa/ but you don't get rich working at non-profits.

>> No.6229088

>>6228970
You might belong in /fit/ and/or /lgbt/, but you don't belong here, son.

>> No.6229141

>programmer/software developer

negative /fa/

>> No.6229154

>>6229088
Ain't 80% of the people here homosexuals or closets anyway?

>> No.6229163

>>6229154
tripskank did a poll some time ago and we found out that only a small minority of posters here are homosexual/bisexual

seriously though that "only gays like fashion" is about as accurate as "only gays like working out"

>> No.6229167

I run coke.

I spend almost nothing on clothes. I get alot of stuff from our friend who does a warehouse racket. Mostly shit from Urban outfitters and the like. I wear clothes I guess.

I like /fa/ for the E-drams.

I am told I look like the most average guy.

>> No.6229170

>>6229154
You're thinking of /fit/ bro

>> No.6229172

>>6229167
Probably not a bad thing if you're pushing coke

I hate those dudes that advertise they're a criminal

>> No.6229174

>>6229167
do you have any vanilla coke

>> No.6229182

>>6229154
doubtful. some of the worst dressed people i know are gay. i think that stereotype has been debunked a million times over at this point.

>> No.6229187

>>6229174

That's actually crushed Ecstasy mixed in at a 1:4 ratio.

I do.

>>6229172

I try to not be obvious. Also, I don't really do muhc of the pushing. I do delivery and shipping mostly, and be the odd guy leaning on the wall looking at you all scary like.

>Bald at 19
>Can't avoid coolguy life

>> No.6229190

>>6228802

Pretty boring, avoid audit like the plague.

Aim for tax or consultancy. Audit is a graveyard

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6229194

>>6229187

>> No.6229195

>>6229167
for a second I thought you meant you were CEO of the coca-cola company I was like wuuuuuuuut

but then I realized you're just a mexican

>> No.6229196

>>6229187
Haaa, I've definitely been there - just be the weird middle-man chain-smoking in the back - actually that was the bulk of my criminal career just facilitating deals between people too scary for autists to approach, and scary people too awkward to talk to autists without terrifying them

>> No.6229204

>>6229194

I guess, I look like an old man already and the ladies don't like it. Guys don't either. Nobody does.

>>6229195

This guy.

Only the sith deal in absolutes.

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6229210

Painter/decorator

Def. a step above a common 'painter' (we do high end restoration and specialty jobs ie customized plaster work, wood salvaging/restoration etc) for a lot of rich people. Pay is OK, hours are unstable but I am self employed so...

Is it /fa/? I honestly think it is in a grungy way. White pants full of paint of all colours, a gingham shirt and palladium boots (shut up they're comfy).

>> No.6229211

>>6229196

Yeah, that feel in a nutshell. Silent witness general.

>> No.6229217

I'm an admin student uguu

>> No.6229225

>>6229204
wear a fedora and start chasing dykes

>> No.6229233

>>6229225

I get hit on by washed up middle aged ladies and it kills me, because I have a hard time not bursting out into laughter 90% of the time. My local pub always gets a good giggle when I walk in because I'm an old lady magnet.

>I have to make it obvious I'm not old/cancer patient unless I want to suffer old cigarette/washed up life smell and get asked if I went to Montreal expo over and over

>> No.6229255

>>6229233
change your style asap

>> No.6229269

Chemical Engineer

u niggas mad?

>> No.6229267

>>6228976

Myself and others in my architecture major don't really think all that much of drafters because they don't do design. That said, there's still respect for them because we know how much of a pain technical work is.

>> No.6229274

>>6228840
lolno, you'll be forever poor and people will constantly laugh at your pseudo-profession.
You fucked up big time there

>> No.6229279

software engineer

>> No.6229291

>>6228840
if you are an artist and you're good and get paid for your work then yeah it's cool


if you're an art major and can't actually make art then you're a pseudointellectual

>> No.6229299

>>6229269

No, because I'm also a chemical engineer and I went to a better school than you did.

>> No.6229300

dietitian

I can wear what I want so I guess moderately?

>> No.6229311

>>6229299
>>6229269
it all depends on what you guys are doing *now*
>yfw a ChemE from Montana University making $300K starting while your PhD from caltech is getting you only $30K

>> No.6229312

>>6229299
I have degrees from 2 schools

checkm8 m8

>> No.6229314

>>6229299

did you graduate MIT with a phd pretty huge dick? nope didn't think so

>> No.6229326

>>6229311
ChemE here, what do you guys think about doing a Master's?

I feel like if I go for a M.Sc. I might as well continue with the PhD, otherwise it's a waste.

>> No.6229327

>>6229267
What's it like studying architecture?
Positive and negative sides?

>> No.6229334

I go to a shitty 2 year trade college for Computer Networking.
Work at Starbucks as a barista.
Live in rural southwest Pennsylvania.
And I dress in Americana/Workwear basics.
Plus I have Asspergers.

Am I /fa/?

>> No.6229346

>>6229327
positive would be creative exploration and innovation
negative would be the amount of time production and technical work takes to convey your idea cohesively and effectively

>> No.6229361

>>6229346
But overall, it's worth it right? You don't regret studying architecture?

>> No.6229366

>>6228528
>JSA Bum
Beyond /fa/

>> No.6229368

>>6229361
I regret not bashing in the skulls of some of my professors, but overall its pretty enlightening

you can take courses in architectural theory
I'd suggest project japan (rem koolhaas) and the metabolist movement of the 70s -- I'm basing my thesis off it

>> No.6229381

NEET

It sounds really fashionable unless you spell it out.

>> No.6229395

>>6229368
Sounds good, man. Thanks for the answers.

>> No.6229410

>>6228772
damn bro p avant-gardening

>> No.6229418

>>6229190
>avoid audit like the plague

This surprises me, as I just graduated with my undergrad in accounting, and my school is really pushing audit hard. I wasn't that into it though so I was just going to give up on accounting and get my MBA instead.

Do you have any recommendations for moving forward in accounting without my MSA/CPA? What kind of consultant work is there and what higher education should I be looking for to get into it?

>> No.6229457

Advertising art director.

I dress like shit tho.

>> No.6229458

I'm part of the Levi's marketing team. I know the Levi's brand is pretty much hated on this board . . .

Our San Francisco office has no dress code, but one requirement: a pair of Levi's jeans.

There is one perk to my job, though. I get a lot of the higher end stuff for dirt cheap. Sometimes, we get some LVC samples for free.

>> No.6229470

Photographer's assistant.

It's okay

>> No.6229489

>>6229458
I wouldn't say Levi's is really hated here. They just play second fiddle to stuff like April77, N&F, ACNE Studios, and so on. They're kinda mid-tier while most people here one the higher quality stuff.

>> No.6229493

>>6229489
>one
I don't even know how I fucked that up.
want

>> No.6229522

>>6229489
Some of us have been pushing for higher quality denim. We've noticed the success of Naked & Famous, which made premium quality jeans more accessible to the public (in terms of pricing).

I recall a meeting two years ago in which we brought in many N&F jeans and similar quality Levi's jeans to the boardroom. Our jeans simply couldn't compare-- the Canadian label was better.

>> No.6229530

>>6228567
Pipeline wins. I make enough money to buy whatever I want but seriously when am I going to wear half of it?

>> No.6229547
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biomedical engineer

is that /fa/?

>> No.6229562

>>6228528
I work for my college newspaer. Sometimes I get to meet interesting people, but our office is beside the Italian club and they alternate between playing dubstep and Giuseppe Verdi. They also take tabletop football to a new level of loud.

>> No.6229572

>>6229522
If Levi's started using higher quality denim, that would be great. For those of us that don't live in big cities, Levi's are the most commonly available not-complete-shit jeans.

>> No.6229577

>>6229418

still worth getting the CPA but just not through audit if you can help it. MBA sounds like a good idea but make sure you are picking up experience wherever you can.

Recruiters have a hard on for experience and it will put you above other applicants.

To be honest i'm not sure where you should go, consultant work will generally require CPA and i don't know much about the MBA.

Have a look through the big 4 websites and look at the jobs they offer, you should find one that suits you

>> No.6229578

>>6228757
Who are you favorites? do you listen to podcasts? Good luck man

>> No.6229580

Cook. In a poorly ventilated kitchen.

I lose.

>> No.6229583

Engineering student, pretty fucking not /fa/ but being a rich young engineer with a godly starting salary and a guaranteed job travelling the world is /fa/ as ish

>> No.6229593

>>6229572
Half of the problem is sourcing the denim. Whenever we make a "high quality / Made in USA" pair of jeans, it's always going to be sourced from the North Carolina mills. . . Unfortunately, the standard of this denim is inferior to Japanese denim.

The other half is the image. We are an American brand. We deal in Americana . . . every pair of jeans represents this. If we started making American jeans out of Japanese denim, someone is going to complain.

Now, of course, I haven't mentioned the denim sourced from Egypt, Haiti, the Phillipines, and Mexico. And I haven't talked about the factories overseas, either. . .

Also, if we bought Japanese denim. It would be sold to us at a premium. I'm no accountant, but I imagine our contribution margins would plummet. . . We would have to sell these jeans at a high, high price.

Jeans are a tricky business, man. Basically, Levi's is just riding on its popularity and image, but the quality leaves a lot to be desired.

>> No.6229597

>>6228775
pls iz in sthlm

>> No.6229613

>>6229327
Being creative with it is really enjoyable, albeit sometimes frustrating when you can't quite bring it together. It takes an incredibly long time to do assignments and is difficult, but when you finish it's really rewarding to see the work you've done.

overall: would still do architecture if I was given the chance to re-choose a major/10

>> No.6229614

I want to be an accountant when I get bigger.

>> No.6229618

tour guide at some dumbass tourist attraction in the pacific northwest. get to stand around in the forest all day and talk about trees.

I have to dress up in plaid like a lumberjack. Kill me.

>> No.6229619

>>6229597
I don't quite know what you're saying but I think it is in Stockholm, yes. It's a diagram by BIG Architects, who are pretty famous at the moment.

>> No.6229622

>>6229618
sounds pretty cool

>> No.6229628

>>6229618
Pretty /fa/, mate.

>> No.6229641

I'd be extremely /fa/ if I was rich and did exactly what I do. Im poor and jobless, though. (In a country where supposedly everyone has a job if they want it.

>> No.6229646

>>6229641
Which country is that, precisely?

>> No.6229653

>>6229646
america

what he forgot to mention in that last part is everyone who isn't stupid and/or lazy will have a job

>> No.6229661

>>6229646
>>6229653
No, its Norway.

>> No.6229692

Financial comptroller.

I don't know how /fa/ the job itself is, but I get to wear my favorite suits every day. Currently waiting for my newest addition to the closet to get done: a light gray, shark skin, 2-button suit from Kiton. Getting really impatient. :)

>> No.6229798

Now:
>jobless
2/10 /fa/

Soon:
>barista
4/10 /fa/

In 4 years:
>creative marketing director
6/10 /fa/

>> No.6229852

>>6228936
>>6229274

keep telling yourself that your business degree will give you a stable career and make you happy

the ignorance of a nuclear family must be great

>> No.6229897

>Mechanical Engineer

I design control systems for an aerospace company / BAE.

Pretty effy I think, I can dress how I want but I usually go dad anyways.

I do wear a pocket protector though, say what you want but that shit is fucking useful

>> No.6229902

>>6229897
where to cop?

they are useful and they prevent your shirts from getting fucked up

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>>6229593
Post more. A lot more. I haven't been here for a year but denim discussion is always nice.

Cav scout/healthcare specialist here.

>> No.6229941

>>6229852
Love the mentality

>I know, I'll go to school for business
>I'll be iCEO of Apple in no time

>> No.6229952

>>6229902
A pencil/pen company called Alvin makes leather ones that are fantastic, $6 cop on amazon son

>> No.6229977
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6229977

I'm an interior designer/decorator for rich fucks. (Who're actually very nice.)

>Mfw my job allows me to meet in the closet athletes, celebs, etc.

All those gifts, not enough room.

>> No.6229985

>>6229977
are you implying only the gay celebs/athletes ask for advice from an interior designer?

>> No.6230036

>>6229929
Oh? This thread is still around?

If you need any recommendations (in terms of quality), I would only recommend Made and Crafted and LVC. Of course, not a lot of people want to spend $100+ on a pair of jeans.

For some of the more easily accessible jeans, I would look into a pair of Shrink-to-Fit jeans. These are the only 501s that look good, in my opinion. As a heads up, only buy the ones made in Mexico or the USA. Avoid any STFs made in Egypt like the plague, they are cut like parachute pants or something. The STF jeans are Levis' staple--like baguettes from a bakery. They are always $50 well spent.

(. . . of course straight cut jeans aren't for everyone, and you should disregard my bias as a Levi's employee, etc. )

>> No.6230054

I'm a makeup artist. I'm employed by Mac cosmetics. I work with a photographer for a local mag sometimes, but I mostly do weddings
when I am not at work. I have a fashion show on the 8th.

>> No.6230091

>>6229985

Of course not. Did I really make it seem like that?

>> No.6230093

>>6230036
How do you feel about the "Water<Less" jeans, for the other fits?

>> No.6230126

>ride operator in the cowboy town in an amusement park
>approx $22 USD/hour
>forced to wear denim pants/shorts, denim shirt and denim jacket, just need a pinstripes/skull fedorah to complete the look
>i'm the denim on denim guy
>incredibly /fa/ getting tons of soaking wet pussy

>> No.6230160

>>6228567
Teacher is totally /fa/

>> No.6230185

>>6229852
will any degree give you a stable career though?

>> No.6230195

>>6228567
that's cool if it's something higherlevel than highschool

>> No.6230204

>>6230185
engineering

>> No.6230210

I do website security management for Chase bank in New York.

>> No.6230246

i'm a slacker student in loads of debt

>> No.6230292

Which is more /fa/, a student studying English Literature or studying Psychology?

>> No.6230335

Librarian at a large academic institution.

Glasses and cardigans. I suppose it's /fa/.

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6230365

i have an interview at walmart this wednesday lel

i need spending money for when i'm at uni

>> No.6230372

>>6230210
I keep seeing responses for this thread but never came in. I saw your job and I was struck down

Congrats anon - shit is /fa/ as fuck

Keep keeping it real

>> No.6230376

>>6230292
Have fun working at Starbucks.

>> No.6230387

>>6230292
probs psychology because you have a chance of not asking "would you like fries with that" after college

>> No.6230400

>Biochemistry major
Too easy, should have been an engineer so I at least get paid =(

>> No.6230409

cook / part-time roadie

>> No.6230422

>>6230400
>biomedical engineer top paying degrees
yeah i'd say should've gone for it, although science in general obviously isn't a bad thing

>>6230409
how 2 become a part-time roadie?

>> No.6230432

>>6230422
find out who organizes your local festivals & gigs, contact them and ask for jobs

>> No.6230434

>>6230422
>Pharmaceutical industry dying
>fuck

>> No.6230436

>>6230434
you brought it upon yourselves fucking pricks

you fags are worse than business majors

>> No.6230447

>>6230436
>worse than business majors
Hardly. The shit I've seen business majors complain about boggles my mind.

>> No.6230620

Sysadmin of a private school, as well as its primary handy-man. Neither is especially /fa/, but I also do voice overs for a little extra cash on the side, which is slightly higher-tier, in my opinion at least.

>> No.6230742

>>6229613
And thanks to you too for answering, architectanon.
I'm getting more and more confident that architecture could be fun and interesting to get into.

>> No.6233205

caretaker for the mentally ill

>> No.6233212

nurse... never /fa/... ever...

>> No.6233221

i'm applying to zara tomorrow lels

>> No.6233235

I am an internationally badged sports official in one of the most pretentious sports in mainstream media.

/fa/ level? I get paid to wear cute blazers.

>> No.6233238
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>field salesmen representative

very /fa/ need to dress up nicely and visit my 100 some customers a week

>> No.6233283

>Unmanned Aerial Vehicle Mission Coordinator contractor.

I'm not sure if that's /fa/. I wear what I want and get payed by the dump truck.

>> No.6233286
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Waitress at pub. So not /fa/.
I have to wear Guinness shit all the goddamn time.

Old job was pretty /fa/ though. Bar tending at a dive bar that was pretty Coyote Ugly about everything.

>> No.6233294

>>6233283
I am calling level 1 bullshit on this.

>>6233286
Guinness and your twerkin joke make you cool.

The Coyote Ugly reference make you uncool.

Square one.

>> No.6233327

>>6233294
I punched a customer in the face once. Watched someone get curb stomped. Banned so many people from the bar.

On first name basis with the cops now just because of the shit that went down there.
Miss it so much/

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>>6233294
I only have 2 pictures that kind of show the last place I worked overseas. Please ignore my stupid face.

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>>6233327
u scur me.

>> No.6233343

>>6233286
How many clients have u sexed with?

>> No.6233350

>>6230447
People need to stop grouping all business majors together. I'm a Finance and CompSci major. Us and the Econ people are bros even though they're from the college of liberal arts. We laugh at all other business and liberal arts students.

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>>6233335

and this one. The other pictures don't really show me actually doing the job. it just involved sitting at this station and coordinating airspace, passing information back and forth from the crew to various places, making maps and garbage mission briefing slideshows.

>> No.6233370

I've had a few jobs, the one with the most /fa/ potential would actually have been working on a TV show, in the studio you got to see people from other shows and that was a real mix of people. The hot shot producers always dressed fly and the guys on the floor just plain ol didn't give a fuck about their bum cracks showing (women included). The talent were mostly dressed by wardrobe so were not that well dressed themselves.

Working in a corporate law firm was a mixed bag too but obviously there was much less freedom to choose. Christ I saw someone get chastised for wearing a knit tie to a client meeting.... sigh

>> No.6233375

>>6233335
>>6233350

>Bald
>old
>working for da gubmint killing innocent brown people
>wearing shit tier deformed shirts with shit quality necks

0.1/fa

>> No.6233376

Army special forces.

We aren't restricted like regular infantry. We're pretty /fa/ if you're into the rugged lumberjack look.

>> No.6233385

Attorney.

Nothin' but suits.

>> No.6233393

>>6233342
Well. The guy hit me first, in my defense.
>>6233343
Zilch. I had a bf for pretty much the whole time I was working there.
I do hang out with my regulars though, because we actually became friends.

>> No.6233407

>>6233375

>Bald
I am balding yes. But there wasn't really a barber near me.

>old
I'm 25 this year -_-

>working for da gubmint killing innocent brown people
True. But I can override my morals for 130K for 9 months of work.

>wearing shit tier deformed shirts with shit quality necks
It's just a J Crew t shirt. Why would I dress nicely for a tiny outpost in Asscrackistan?

It's true though, those are bad pictures of me.

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>>6233335
>>6233351
Seems odd that this would be privatized.

but whatever, your hovel suggest you are cool. I am surprised they allowed cameras in there, and also surprised you aren't in a shipping container.

>>6233376
lol

>>6233385
Have you started to hate your career yet? The majority of the attorneys that I know either swap out, or want to after about 5-8 years of work.

>>6233393
I was mostly referring to you missing someplace that sounds like a shit hole populated by over inflated egos.

Anyone into that type of torture is scurry.

>> No.6233430

MLG counterstrike player

i wear rick owens so

>> No.6233431

>>6233376
US army?

>> No.6233438

>>6228528
I work at EVGA.

>> No.6233446

>>6233431
nup mate ADF

>> No.6233456

>>6233407
how did you get your job?

>> No.6233459

>>6233419
It was so much fun. And a lot of the people were awesome. Also, had killer live music. Place was super laid back so I'd just go and have dance breaks.

>> No.6233474

>>6233446
Australian Defence Force? shiiiiiiiiiit

2 Cdo or are you Westside? I've got active mates in both.

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>>6233459
I can see how you might miss the action or flexibility in that type of workplace when you've transitioned to what I'd guess is a corporate pub with a name like the royal ______ or the ____ and the _____.

But still, you miss people getting curb stomped?

P.s I imagine the amount of sexual assaults on you dropped when you transitioned as well. Although, I have heard from some friends that the sketcher the bar, the less grabby the clientele usually is. So I could be wrong.

>> No.6233487

>>6233474
not westside.

>> No.6233493

>>6233487
!!! Good on ya buddy, if you're in what I think you are... first of all why aren't you on exercise... or are you on tour now? But yeah, we definitely have mutual friends.

>> No.6233546

I work at the second biggest Forever 21 on the east coast.

So fairly /fa/ in the sense that it involves clothes.

>> No.6233575

>>6233485
I don't miss people getting curb stomped. That was pretty traumatizing, especially because I couldn't do anything to stop it.
I just miss the crazy shit that went down. Like there was always something to talk about the next day,

Not a lot of sexual assaults. I had a couple of really beefy regulars who looked at me as a sort of sister so if any guy was getting to handsy with me they'd get a talking to. Also, my brother was a bouncer for a short while there. Also very helpful.

Just got lots of lewd comments. That's about it. Some creepy guys that were stalker level that I had to ban, but nothing too too serious.

>> No.6233581

>>6233546
Retail in pleb-tier stores is incredibly un/fa/. Do they make you wear their clothes?

>> No.6233613

I work as a rancher. My jeans, boots and hands are always covered in poop, usually blood too and today an ill calf died in my hands, filling me with saliva.
Doesn't get more /fa/ than that.

>> No.6233614

>>6229141
>not working in networking
>not getting paid 60 grand at 23 to sit around and browse the internet all day
you fucked up.

>> No.6233619

>Student majoring in international studies.
Not /fa/, half of my classes are poli sci and some kids come in wearing suits and fedoras to class, ffs.

One semester left and off to what ever the winds take me, hopefully law school

>> No.6233621

>>6233456

Did it in the US Army for 5 years then applied for it.

Most of the UAV contractor jobs are taken by people who did it in the military but there are a few maintenance guys who didn't.

>> No.6233636

I work at Subway. It's terrible. I love the job (it's easy as shit and I mostly just read and listen to music, fuck around on my phone), and I've been there long enough I don't make terrible min. wage money, but I really need to find something else.

Only thing /fa/ is my skinny jeans and I wear a different belt errday

>> No.6233689

>>6233614
that sounds good. what did you study?

>> No.6233719

Kiosk at the mall.
Would be un /fa/ but no one talks to me
>Getting paid to read and brows /fa/

>> No.6233733

>>6233614
>not working in Info Sec
>not getting paid 85 at 24 to do the same thing
ya blew it

>> No.6233734

>>6233613
are you Hud

>> No.6233743

>>6233430
>im a fat neckbeard

>> No.6233761

>Audio Engineer
I think it's pretty /fa/

>> No.6233827

Shoe designer. I work in China. I'm not chinese though.

>> No.6233829

>>6233761
how? always wanted to but scared of the chance of failure in that field

>> No.6233835
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i make food
>tfw i realized my chef's outfit looks like goofninja

>> No.6233841

>>6233835
Lel clicked on the thumbnail expexting to see some super dropcrotch pants.

>> No.6233851

>>6233835
ive seen this pic reposted literally 7 times

>> No.6233849

its kind of sad how hardly anyone here works in the fashion industry

>> No.6233852

i work at kohls

>> No.6233859
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barista

i can get blacked out & wear goobninja garms even workin floor so its p effay

and i get a qt apron B)))

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>>6233851


yeah well, i post it on the "where you work" threads and sometimes on WAYWTs just for fun.

>> No.6233883

>>6233859
>tfw boss wont let me wear cropped pants
>tfw new black wedge shoes covered in coffee grind
>tfw saturday and sunday rush

i hate hospitality so much w2c retail

>> No.6233943

>>6233733
how'd you get where you are nigga

>> No.6233957

Hitman.

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>>6233883

ughh hospo is so shit its hilarious

>tfw qt3.14 priv
>tfw stuntin on brokeboi coworkers
>tfw thirsty customers droppin mad tips

#slew dem

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Training to be an Air Force pilot

Flight Suit's are pretty /fa/

>tfw anyone who isn't training to be a pilot in the defence force doubts you
>tfw ACO's always tell you failure is pretty much guaranteed
>mfw

hopefully i make it bro's

>> No.6234059

>>6228567
>other teacherfag reporting in
rock that business casual/business attire

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>>6228528

musician, percussionist specifically, Idk if is /fa/ or not

>> No.6234124

>>6229311
>Montana University
confirmed sheep-fucker

>> No.6234136

>>6234045
cool job dude. just make sure you don't bomb anyone for the corporate overlords.

>> No.6234139

>>6229458
shit, sounds like fun

>> No.6234158

>>6234099
only /fa/ if you're getting paid pretty well

>> No.6234189

I'm a Geologist.

Is being dirty, constantly drunk and camping /fa/?

>> No.6234214

>Army officer in the armoured corps

Depends on how /fa/ M1A1 Abrams are.

>> No.6234256

>>6234214
post pictures of deployment that shits interesting as fuck

>> No.6234681

>>6234136

what?

>> No.6234684

Studying tourism/hospitality management. Writing my thesis currently.

I also work part time for a company that does marketing and sales of surface coatings for heavy industry and food production facilities. I mostly do odd jobs like taking care of the storage facility, manage shipping, billing and accounting. Sometimes I also attend exhibitions as a marketer if we can't get anyone else.

After graduating I might go for the coating business as a marketer/salesman. Just sent several invoices and some small butchery bougth 15.000€ worth of wares.

> If I had made the sale 10% of that could be mine

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>>6228848
I don't work in a cafe, although i have in the past.
>tfw semi-professional and better than 90%

What do you do anon?

>> No.6234724

>>6229458
that's really cool, w2c life

>> No.6234748

>>6229661
where? Here in the south-west of the country the fun jobs pay shit and shit jobs pay well

>> No.6234829

>I work at a fine dinning restaurant
>see incredibly wealthy celebrities and the worlds richest people daily
>very stressful but make 300-400 a shift in tips
yup

>> No.6234842

>>6228528
accountants wear a suit every day, how is that not /fa/

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>>6234695
I once worked in a cafe but whenever someone ordered gelato by the time I got to the table I ate the damn thing, so one day the boss cussed me out and told me never to come back

>> No.6234848

>land a kitchen a job
>cant wear anything nice, all you do is process food and much drudgery
>at least you have command of the kitchen
>quit
>land a job at nordstrom and a SA
>like dressing up
>have to constantly upsell, talk to people into buying shit brands
>quit

now working at a kitchen again and thinking about getting a SA again.... i hate coming out smelly like baked sweets but i really enjoy just not dealing with people

>> No.6234862
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Construction labourer. It's great. Keeps me fit and pays well plus I like the work it's rewarding. A lot of women who'd otherwise be interested in me seem uninterested when I'm in my hi vis and footy shorts though. Trying to chat up sheilas in the footy shorts (Penrith Panthers)-hi vis-redback combo is useless.

Here is a dog that hated me at one house I was doing some renovations on.

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>>6234862
Here is feeding a bubba magpie who wanted some tucker, gave him a bit of ham from my sandwich.

>> No.6234876

>>6228609
Komme's a radiographer

>> No.6234878

>>6234862

lol wot m8

what do you wear on weekends

>> No.6234885

>>6228923
where do you live???

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>>6234872
I was knocking out a brick fence and I kept finding little skinks.

>> No.6234889

>>6234850
What the fuck? hahaha

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>>6234888
I was building a high rise in the CBD and somehow this possum had got himself stuck in the toilet with the lid shut and all overnight. He did not resist being picked up and was put in a box and ate a biscuit. Then strolled off to the park.

>> No.6234900

>>6234896
tat is not a possum, that is a chinchila

>> No.6234904

>>6234900
Nah thats a possum mate.

>> No.6234919

>>6234900

>chinchila

it's australia u stupid lard

>> No.6234922

Carpenter

Can be effay, in its own rugged sort of way.

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>>6234850
Haha thats a good way to go though.
I got fired because I had a photo shoot on the next day which conflicted with work.
>Well you've given me such short notice anon, you have to work
>But there's nothing i can do!
>If you don't come in tomorrow then we'll need to find a replacement
>so you're asking me to choose between a min wage job and a career opportunity?
>...
> Well I guess ill collect my pay next week

And that's how I got passive-aggressively fired. Remainder of the shift was awks as fuck

>> No.6235029

>>6234862
Straya
I'm pretty sure we're the only country that glorifies our tradies.

>> No.6235033

I work tills in a liqour store.

I just dress in jeans and flannels. fucks given: 0.