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>tfw 5 months dry spell

>> No.6176552

>tfw 18 year dry spell

>> No.6176573
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>tfw 1 day dry spell

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> tfw 2 year dry spell

>> No.6176642

tfw 22 year dry spell

>> No.6176646

>tfw 26 year dry spell

>> No.6176649
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>18 hour dry spell

>> No.6176668

>tfw not thirsty

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6176670

>tfw 5 night wet spell
that was a little joke #voila

>> No.6176674

>>6176646
>>6176642
How do you guys actually last that long?

I mean seriously not one girl has tried to get with you?

>> No.6176676

>>6176668
>tfw thirsty as fuck

All i think about ids girls mane, been wanting a gf for 2 years.

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>>6176670
>yfw yeezy tonight at snl

>> No.6176695

>>6176676
>thinking about girls

that's my problem too. it ain't gonna happen if we're thinkin' bout em

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>>6176542
>2 weeks mdma dry spell
I just want to roll with my friends listening to techno/deep house but I have no money

>> No.6176702

>>6176670
why is her face so shiny

>> No.6176705

>>6176688
>tfw after cruel summer you're not sure if his new album is gonna live up to the hype

>> No.6176720

try 24 years

>> No.6176755

>tfw can't get hard with gf because she got fat
>tfw can't break up with her because she's really in love with me and I'm trying for her to realize I'm not that good
>tfw went to a party and kissed a sexually confused dyke just to feel alive
>tfw cigarrettes are more enjoyable than being with her
>tfw she's just a bit chubby/curvy but not attractive to me anymore
>tfw she's my first gf and people think I have that first love craziness
>tfw I never felt in love.

I never asked for this /fa/

>> No.6176764

>>6176676
>>6176695
you can will yourself out of sexual desire. its possible, trust me

>> No.6176766

>>6176674
No

>> No.6176768

>>6176705
>cruel summer
>kanye's album

also, his next album would have to live up to the achievement of mbdtf, not cruel summer

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>>6176674
I can't even keep track of of all of the girls over the years that have thrown themselves at me, but it's my self-confidence issues man. I have an inferiority complex, and it's not a very good one.

>> No.6176784

>>6176768
>>6176705
>>6176688
DID YOU GUYS LIKE ALL THAT SHIT LAST NIGHT

xciting as fuck but I'm not so sure about the song. hopefully he'll perform it tonight

>> No.6176791

>>6176542
>Haven't sex in 9 months
>Haven't fapped in 3 weeks
>Last sex I had was terrible
>getting hard when close to women

fuck

>> No.6176805

>15 month dry spell

Blow jobs in between, but still.

>> No.6176806

>>6176755
just let go anon

let go

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>>6176699
I know that feel annon, i know that feel ;_;

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>being /fa/
>falling victim to lust

>> No.6176828

>>6176791
sounds fun honestly. I'm gonna do it. Not to mention that come July I'm going to have a super high chance of getting laid and it will probably feel insane as fuck.

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>tfw had sex once in my life
>tfw most girls don't attract me at all (n-no homo) so no one night stands for me
>tfw my only gf dumped me 10 days after we had sex for the only time

>> No.6176831

>>6176806
everytime I grab myself by the balls and say I'm going to do it, she makes me a love letter or bakes me a cookie, we've been toguether for 2 months only and she's already presented me to her parents, I feel like no matter what I do breaking up with her will destroy her

>> No.6176835

>>6176791
no-fap is great

so much energy, you just need to channel it properly

>> No.6176838

>>6176699
Aren't you not supposed to do md more than once a month or so?
I don't know if I could deal with the come down regularily.

>> No.6176844

>>6176699
ohh buddy mdma + mates + deep house.
Thats a guaranteed good time.
TFW I haven't been rolling for 1.5 months. No friends are down anymore or lost their jobs.

>> No.6176850

>>6176831
Shit brah, Just do it, is now or never :S maybe that will be most hard with the time.

>> No.6176852

>>6176831
you want to live like this to save someone elses feelings? all that matters is you man shes unattractive to you why do other peoples opinions matter to you, you will only get more depressed

>> No.6176864

>>6176852
I was trapped in a so similar relationship, and bro pliz finish -_- The most 13th shit months of all my life

>> No.6176870

>>6176852
>>6176864
H-h-h-how do I even break up?

>> No.6176885

>>6176844
>hungry for the power on repeat for 6 hours
yep

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>>6176870
>I'm breaking up with you
>This isn't working out for me
>Bye
>que tears
>respond to her if you want

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>>6176815
c-come over here bro
>>6176838
yolo
and I'm getting used to the comedown, not drinking alcohol during the party and getting a good night of sleep after helps a lot
>>6176844
yeah shit's great, and we have really great deep/tech festivals here almost twice a month

>> No.6176896

I like sex but don't like relationships??? I also don't like one night stands so I've been feening for some sex for a while now.

>> No.6176899

>>6176885
oh fantastic you know one well-known deep house song
You should go out more often, and to places where they don't just play the singles

>> No.6176897

>>6176542

so? i've gone for a year. i don't give a shit. i have and know i can fuck 18 year old freshman whenever i want, they're idiots with no direction and their head in the clouds high on themselves.

i want someone who's smart, conversational, does their own thing and knows what they want.

>> No.6176908

>>6176899
>implying
m8 you sound mad as fuck

>> No.6176925

>>6176755
I was in that situation. Even the random kiss.
I chose to break up.
You'll feel completely neutral and probably fap to the memories of you two fucking after a few months but life goes on.

>> No.6176945

Yeah 5 months for me too. Wuz on New Years. Girl broke it off with me after like a year in Jan/Feb and now she is fucking herself over and still obsessed with me apparently. Dunno if i should message her. I still feel for her, its hard to imagine anyone more attractive to me, but i havent looked at her fb or twitter for months because it hurts so much.

>> No.6176947

>>6176897
you seem very angry and frustrated

>> No.6176950

>>6176755

shit i know that feel

she loves me but i just dont fancy her anymore. shes so nice i just cant do it

>> No.6176952

>>6176755
Just make her suck you off... But honestly just end it if you don't even think there is a chance, otherwise I would say work on it.

>> No.6176962

>>6176952
How do I get laid if I don't have any friends.

>> No.6176971

>>6176962
hookers, craigslist

it helps if you have friends, then you can meet people and go to parties. Maybe you should work on the friends thing first? I don't have many friends but thats because I am married and have a job.

>> No.6176976

>>6176971
How do I make friends and be charismatic?

>> No.6176992

>>6176976
Read How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie and get the fuck off 4chan, do something that you can relate with people in real life.

>> No.6176998

>>6176976
not the guy you're replying to, but i met one of my friends from the internet and another from craiglist. we share common interests. be social around your hobbies/interests or find a new one that seems interesting to you

>> No.6177008

>>6176992
>>6176998
Okay I started downloading that book, thanks.

>> No.6177014

>>6177008
I'll be your friend.

>> No.6177044

>went to nyc for a few days
>had a chance to break my 6 months spell
>went back to her appartment
>we smoked weed, I got a little high
>I had a moment of clarity and realized she was not good looking
>it just fizzled out as we talked
>she eventually got bored and went to bed

>I realized Im afraid of intamacy and never made a move

>> No.6177122

>>6177044
I have that problem. It's not even that I never have sex, I do. It's that I can't seem to make the move with girls I really like. Like, I hang out with this one girl almost constantly, I'm insanely attracted to her, but I never do anything. She's clearly really into me too, texts me at all hours of the morning, often when she's drunk she'll try and kiss me and shit, but I never reciprocate. I've gone to parties with her, hung out with her and then left with someone else. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

>> No.6177125

>>6177122
damn thats beta

>> No.6177150

>>6176755
same situation here. I got her to cheat on me so I had a good reason to split up.

>> No.6177153

>>6177122
fucking beta

>> No.6177154

>>6177125
Yeah, it's like selectively beta. I'm good with women, but I'm in love with her and that just shuts me down

>> No.6177160

>>6177154
yeah thats the reason
yeah
okay

>> No.6177163

>>6177150
how do you get a nice girl to cheat on you?

>> No.6177165

>>6177160
I don't think you get what I'm talking about but ok

>> No.6177168

>>6177163
Do you want me to fuck your gf s you can dump her for cheating on you?

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6 years.

not once not never since i finished high school.

>> No.6177179

>>6177168
that's weird but actually yeah, I hope you don't mind her gross hairy pussy and the fact that she has some small hairs around her nipples

>> No.6177182

>>6177163
it was easy for me because at the time it was long distant relationship. I just reduced contact to her and was all awkward when we talked, like something was wrong. then I deliberately started a fight, knowing she'd be out for tonight with one rather slutty friend of hers. Both got punch drunk, she cheated on me, I said it's okay it was my fault, too, but after that I don't feel like I can trust her so I need a break from the realtionship yadda yadda yadda, then just never get back together.

not too much hurt feelings on her part (because at first she thought we might get back together, and after some weeks when she realized it wasn't going to happen she wasn't too emotionally fragile anymore) and I got out without feeling like an ass. Everybody wins.

>> No.6177186

>>6177179
where do you live? If you live by me id totally do it

>> No.6177189

>>6177168
What are ya gonna rape her or something?

>> No.6177192

>>6176674
>tfw many girls have tried to get with me
>always end up fucking it all up because of spaghetti

>> No.6177203

>>6177186
colorado man

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>>6177189
NO?

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>tfw 12 hr dry spell

prom wasnt as bad as expected

>> No.6177234

I have a gf we had sex twice yesterday. lol how mad are you right now?

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>>6177217
>prom
>underaged
>reported
>called the cops
>told your mom

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>never kissed a girl

>> No.6177242

>>6177239
18 dumbass

>> No.6177246

>>6177203
you guys should take a trip to seattle.

Ill finger her in a dennys bathroom

>> No.6177297

>>6177246
now that I think about it, you sound too autistic.... she's way too nice for someone like you

>> No.6177302

>>6176699
buy some online
i've tried various forms of molly at least five times and last night was the first time I actually felt anything and rolled face
I think my dick has eroded away from all the pussy

>> No.6177339

>>6176888
shits bad for your brain bro
i wouldnt do it more than once every month

>> No.6177341

>>6177240

damn, that's one ugly feel image

>> No.6177342

>>6177171
iktf, bru bru

>> No.6177347

>>6177302
>doing drugs

lol drugs and alcohol are a crutch for beta faggots who can't handle reality

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>tfw 3 year dry spell

pls kill me

>> No.6177366

>tfw gf is still in high school
i hate her friends so goddamn much.

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>>6177240
I know this feel all too well bro

>> No.6177369

>>6177358

i think my 3 year dry spell anniversary is actually today holy shit

i was 15 though lel

>> No.6177380

>tfw turn 20 next week
im too old

>> No.6177384

>>6177366
I'm 24 but sometimes I have fantasies of fucking some tasty 16 year pussy, or whatever is the legal age. I just want to destroy them and take away their innocence.

>> No.6177397

>>6177384
she's 20 doe, she dropped out after the first year and just recently started going again.

>> No.6177423

>>6177397
does she get shit from the other students?

>> No.6177432

>>6177423
nah, they think she's cool cause she can buy booze and shit and dropped out to "do art" for like 2 years.

she's having a party 2night, i said i had to meet a friend that's coming back from abroad just because i cant stand hanging out with fucking kids all nite

>> No.6177441

>>6177384
>Implying they have any innocence left at 16

>> No.6177447

>>6177432
she kinda sounds like an airhead bro be careful

>> No.6177458
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>tfw we met up and opened up
>tfw she said she liked me but since then has got a bf
>tfw I said that I was attracted to her as well
>tfw in this limbo world where not sure whether to cut contact or not
>tfw she's probably forgot about me and is fucking her bf
>tfw 21st birthday last week and didn't do anything
>tfw kissless virgin

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>5mo dry spell
>relatively attractive guy
>think i'm smart and funny
>probably think I'm smarter and funnier than I actually am
>get super selective with women
>scared as fuck of getting a chick pregnant as well

Makes it hard to reconcile going out of my way to get laid

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>tfw no qt qarsec(-1) ella guru gf

>> No.6177464

>>6177458
25yoklv here goml

>> No.6177472

>>6177441
I know. Girls were talking about fucking when I was in 8th grade. and that was in the 90s. can't imagine what shit is like now with all the easy accessible porn. in my day, Cinemax was the best you could get (unscrambled).

>> No.6177474

>>6177458
no reason to wait, homie. Just keep moving along being you. If there comes a time when you're both single, text and pound the shit out of that bitch

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>>6177458
>be birthday last week
>have no friends so decide to take train to large city a few hours away
>half way there the train crashes
>have to take bus
>it goes back home instead of continuing to destination
I was in a train crash for my birthday

>> No.6177477

>>6177447
nah, she just made some bad decisions (i mean, i took a year of myself before i started my degree), she's got one more year of high school then she wants to study business or something.

the fact that she has to do the last two years of high school now doesn't really affect me apart from having to hang out with her friends from time to time

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>>6177474
I know but we like text constantly, her bf goes to a different uni. I think if I made a move she would reciprocate but I'm just so confused. I like her as a friend but guess I would want something more but if I cut contact that's one few friend that I have gone, its at the point where I ask to meet up with her just to get out of the house

>> No.6177494

>>6177475
at least it was eventful. I stayed at home. got $20 from my grandparents. that's about it.

>> No.6177502

>>6177347
nice projections you got there.
I take it your opinion on sex is quite the same?

>> No.6177503

>>6177475
>I was in a train crash for my birthday
that's pretty cool though

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>>6177503
not for all the cows that got killed

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>>6177472
>Be 17 (21 now)
>Underage drinking in UK nightclub
>See 14 year old girls from old high school
>They all have halos under their noses and are grinding 28 year olds

>> No.6177514

>>6177493
time to pull the trigger one way or another then

>> No.6177515

>>6177503
this. pretty cool kinda.

>> No.6177517

>18 year dry spell
>beta as fuck
>girlfriend wants alone time tonight
>I'm going to make it

>> No.6177522

>>6177513
one of them got fucked lol

>> No.6177529
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>>6177522
One of them got hepp before she was old enough to legally drink.

>> No.6177536

>>6177514
What do I doooooooooooo?

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>> No.6177544
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>>6177512

>> No.6177555

>>6177536
Fuck her. Make your life a little bit more interesting. Maybe her bf will retaliate. See what happens.

>> No.6177563

>>6177555
how? How do I get into that situation, we just go for coffee usually, we were thinking of going to a club

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>tfw playing three different girls at once
>tfw some how fuck it up with all of them

I got some blow jobs out of it, but still...

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>9 month dry spell
12 is when I start to panic

>> No.6177661

>>6177563
Initiate a small physical contact. If she's up for it, she'll make it obvious.

What that physical contact entails is dependent on your situation. Club gives you a lot of working room though.

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>tfw finally get her top off and she has weird boobs
>tfw she has a hair butt crack, too
>tfw she has bad breath due to diabetes or something
>tfw you begin to notice only the imperfections and lose your boner and have to explain yourself out of sex.

>> No.6177666

>>6177662
slap her so she knows it's her fault
i do that when i cum too fast

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>>6177662
ew m8

>> No.6177676

>>6177662
i would say eat her out but it doesnt sound like thatd b 2 clean either

>> No.6177679

>>6177666
yeah, nah.

mice devil trips, doe.

>>6177667
to be fair her tits are still nice when she's laying down, and she shaves her pussy, but still...she just has dark hair and pale skin. sux

>> No.6177686

>>6177661
Well she nudges me from time to time, when I was looking through my phone she sort of playfully grabbed me. We stare into each others eyes

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>>6177666
>that post
>666

>> No.6177700

>>6177666
this
trips always tell the truth
esp evil ones

>> No.6177701

>>6177666

>tfw choking her while penetrating
>tfw shes into it

fucking hell 2hot4me

>> No.6177713

>>6177701
How hard do you choke? I've wanted to try, but not sure how to instigate or actually do it.

>> No.6177721

>>6177666
fucking autist

>> No.6177725

>>6177701
>cant get him to say sexual things to me
>feel bad every night and cry and don't want to masturbate
>don't want to say anything since i am going to see him soon

>> No.6177735

>>6177701
>has been like that with every guy i've been with
>maybe there is something fundamentally unsexual about the way i am

>> No.6177744

>>6177713

If she likes it rough, you can pull her hair while fucking her doggystyle. If she responds well to that, put a hand around her throat, almost like her head is just _resting_ on your hand, not applying any force. From this position she has some control. If she pushes into your hand, she's into it. If she pulls away, she's not.

>> No.6177762

>>6177713

hard enough not to kill her, just show her who is in control

>>6177744 pretty much this, pulling her hair is also great

>>6177725

hang in there bb

>> No.6177782

>>6177744
g8 tip, m8. i'll do this when i'm pounding her tight lil asshole. anyone else anal w/ a qt here?

>> No.6177789

>>6177762
i feel bad, i'm not sure if it's my paranoia
i try so hard
sometimes i think being a tryhard is what makes it worse

>> No.6177817

>>6176674
They have but they were ambuloceti.

>> No.6177827

>>6176720
Try 26 years. 4 more years until wizardry.

>> No.6177842

>>6177827
I believe you have 14 years, son.

>> No.6177847

>>6176950
>she loves me but i just dont fancy her anymore. shes so nice i just cant do it

Are you me?

>> No.6177852

>>6177847
are you my boyfriend?
this is how i feel he feels..

please just tell me

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>tfw 2 year dry spell

To be completely fair, my masturbation issues (read: compulsion) are probably the cause.

>> No.6177908

>>6177842
wizard begins at 30

>> No.6177949

>>6177551
This is amazing

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>> No.6177978

>>6177964
what the fuck man

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tfw 2weeks dry

>> No.6178073

>>6177964
ty based bald-chan

>> No.6178094
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>> No.6178108

>>6178094
what is the point of you doing these?

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>that feel when I have not had sexual intercourse with an attractive female human in approximately 29 hours and 31 minutes

>> No.6178168

>>6178108
do you have a problem with bald-chan
bald-chan is le effay culture
you can't stop him

>> No.6178183
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>he thinks wearing fashionable clothes will make up for his ugly face

>> No.6178256

>>6177782
grab hair closer to head, not towards the end
seriously, girls hate that unless they're into sm shit
also, choking with hand, not fingers
I mean that space at the base of your fingers

start off slow for anal, don't ruin it forever

>> No.6178413

>tfw still have game and got a number from a 7/10 girl at a concert
>tfw you were drinking a lot that night
>tfw got so drunk i managed to drunk call her that same night and leave a message
>tfw you don't remember what you said to her
i fucked that one up. o well. it wasn't meant to be otherwise she would call or text back riiighhht.....

>> No.6178496

>>6177503
The awful thing is that sometimes I think it would be cool if the train would crash or derail. No deaths or serious injuries, just big enough to be kind of a big deal.

>> No.6178542

>>6176755
>tfw cigarettes are more enjoyable than being with her
Oh god, I actually chainsmoked a lot so that I could be away from her.

>> No.6178559

>>6176831
You ever seen that movie Man of the Year?
>dude wants to break up
>is invited to her mother's house
>mother just loves him already
>he knows it's now or never
>right before breaking up the mother suffers a heart attack and dies
>feels he cant reject her now
>gets married
>ends up fucking a hot slutty 15 year old
>is a killer for hire
>accidentally kills his wife
>kills the police chief
>kills his employers
>dyes hair back to black
>leaves the city which he is famous in
>starts a new life

Just start your new life now when the bodycount is low.

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>tfw dry spell of 2 months after gf of three years broke up with me

HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS SHIT FOR SO LONG. I'm so busy now so I don't have time to find anyone for a quick bust. I'm dying fuk. I think I'm going to just hit this 7/10 just to get over this hump.

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>tfw everyone says you look like a model
>tfw random girls smile at you on the street
>tfw no family
>tfw few friends
>tfw no connections
>tfw alone in giant city
>tfw I was supposed to hang out with this 5/10 but she just flaked out on me

>> No.6178605

>mfw 20 year old kissless virgin

I've lost weight and girls have been giving me looks and shit that I've never seen before

They laugh at my jokes and talk to me, I can maintain eye contact, I just don't know what to "do" because I've never been in these situations before.

Help?

>> No.6178625

>4 year dry spell
>might end this sunday
>prolly won't


4 years bro. first time was 4 years ago. had no clue what I was doing and pretty much got scared. Jerked off for 4 years straight and thought everything was girls/womenz problem.

ugh don't end up like me.
take risks.

>> No.6178680

>>6178605
breh, just ask them for lunch or something casual. Get to know them better. Ask what they do, tell a stupid anecdote, make them laugh, be interested in what they tell you. Do not pretend to be interested because girls can see through that. Just make sure you're attentive and the rest just falls in place

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>>6178570
>>tfw I was supposed to hang out with this 5/10 but she just flaked out on me

I know that feel bro. It's not your fault

>> No.6178745

>>6178680
I have met for coffee 3 times, I don't think its falling into place

>> No.6178778

>join plenty of fish
>start messaging loads of girls
>get 15 numbers in 3 weeks
>meet up with 4 of them
>change city
>start process again

met with 1, got a few others in the queue. lol I don't even go for numbers anymore. get over yourself get your elbows in the mud and approach. Getting flaky numbers? more girls.

seriously not that hard. 90% of it is your own bullshit emotions, 10% is actual application.

stop.
being.
a
little
bitch

>> No.6178799

>>6178745
Well how are the girl' mannerisms? Do they seem interested in you when you speak? Are you speaking of relevant things that she can speak about too? Or are you pulling one of those "WELL VIDEO GAMES ARE A FORM OF ART BECAUSE.."

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>> No.6178814

>>6178778
I message and get messaged but they always stop responding before I can get to meet them

>>6178799

She playfully touches me, we text everyday, we maintain eye contact

>> No.6178880

>>6178814
>I message and get messaged but they always stop responding before I can get to meet them


yup some are on there for attention / just checking it out.
Not everyone is going to message you back based on a variety of reasons. They don't go on much, didn't see your message, read it but got offline, or they simply are not interested.

chat for a bit, and just message.
"meet for drinks" not even a question just send that sentence. Some are not yet comfortable with meeting with you and might give some.
"im busy all week" shit. so just say.
"maybe next week". and just continue messaging them over a week. and ask again.

there are always new girls signing up that you can get a steady of meet ups / numbers.

lots of losers, fattys, idiots and super sensitive girls that you don't want to meet AT ALL.
Average body size = fat

tl;dr

keep doing it man, I aim for a new meet up a week and it usually works well.

>> No.6178963

>2 weeks
fucking summer, interning in a different city from my university, where I don't know any qt22/7's.

>> No.6178969

>>6178799
oh god this reminds me off something which happened to me last week
I have a crush on a girl and I'm getting mixed signals from her
Last sunday I was at her place, we were studying for our finals, but most of the time we were talking about stuff and laughing
and suddenly she starts to talk about animal cruelty and shit and was like "oh god anon when I'm older I gotta do something about this"
I didn't know what to say and was just like "uuuuhhh okaaaayyy...."
fuck that was super awkward and I felt really uncomfortable

>> No.6178995

>>6176670
>>6176670
what is he doing with his hands

>> No.6179001

everyone thinks being good looking fixes shit, it doesn't. it just makes everyone else judge you harsher and expect more out of you, and resent you regardless. then when you don't even try to connect with people anymore because finding reasonable companions is fucking impossible, you're judged for acting like you're 'too good' for everyone. do something well? you're practically cheating because you're pretty. fuck something up? you get patronized for apparently expecting your looks to save your ass. it looks more and more like I care less about my appearance than anyone else, yet I'm the only one who gets shit for it.

life is a losing game, because of humanities inherit resentment and insecurity. you can either be a better man and be punished for it, or be a loser so you don't stand out. the only way to win is to be a completely average piece of shit that's just barely stupid enough to delude yourself into enjoying the pointless life of some fuckass plebian.

I'm 21 and I've been single for around 3 years. I can't even fantasize about sex anymore because I completely forget what a vagina even feels like; trying to imagine being touched by a woman is like imagining a colour that doesn't exist. Every time I think about trying to get with a girl I just think about how fucked in the head most of them are, and realize how many I would need to go through to find someone I could tolerate, much less actually connect with. And if I can't even wrangle one bitch, how the fuck am I supposed to get through a dozen? The longer I'm alone, the more I resent all the women who have fucked me over and manipulated me my entire life, and the more I realize how little you can really trust anyone. The only thing more powerful than this resentment is the torment of isolation, but everyday I realize more and more how unlikely it is I'll ever find somebody I could even fall in love with.

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>>6178880

>message some girl on okc
>suggest we meet because its the end of the week and I don't want to message her for another week
>she turns out to be pretty cute
>have a good night and make out the end
>shes leaving town for the weekend
>tell her lets not lose touch
>never hear from her again

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>>6179001

>VEGETA WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS FEEL LEVEL

>> No.6179043

>>6179016

first world problems

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>>6179043

isn't the whole idea of feel threads first world problems? its not like we are starving or getting bombed

>> No.6179110

>have a thing for sub girls
>meet them just like that on okc
>make them want the D in matter of hours
>meetup with them in matter of days
>don't give them the D and make them want it even more
>make them attached to me and constantly play hot & cold
>start falling in love with me
>they always end up crying
>actually I wouldn't ever date one nor fuck a girl with issues
>realize I'm a sadist

Why am I such a horrible person ?

>> No.6179268

>>6179110
>>6179110
>sad ist
Need to fill the hole in ur <3 m8

>> No.6179295

>>6179110

because you have anger problems you don't recognize nor know how to deal with.

It's whatever though, after your libido drops you'll stop wanting to behave that way as much, might be able to have a constructive relationship.

>> No.6179347

>>6179268
>>6179295
that's the point, at first I want to fuck them but actually when it comes down to sex I feel like they're so dirty and wouldn't even touch them
I have always been in relationships with virgins and "nice girls" who were also crazy in bed but didn't have any issues.

>> No.6179577

>>6178880
What is a good opening line instead of hey?

>> No.6179618

>>6179577
look up their profile, find something unique and ask them about it, also read up all the questions it gives you good insight about the person.
You can always be straightforward and say I really like your profile, if you think we have something in common message me back.

Even though I've had the best responses when I was witty and kinda provoked an answer.
I always get responses from girls that are in the RED and rarely from girls in the GREEN.
If you're average looking you can't be too bold and you must be subtle at first, for instance if a girl says she enjoys rough sex and RP rape you can't ask her that as an opener.
I'm this guy btw >>6179110

>> No.6179786

>tfw 18 year dry spell.
>Start to notice girl is acting weird around me
>Realize this might be how a girl acts when she has a thing for you
>She kinda chubby but is really quite attractive
>Was at party and she was conveniently right next to me the whole time
>She's not really my type but only girl who has shown an interest in me

Should I go for it?

>> No.6180020

>tfw 5 months dry spell
>Girlfriend lives in another city since last year because of college
>Go to Paris for vacation in my aunt house
>Had to resist the urge to fuck my cousin, who was trying to have sex with me since i got there
>Girlfriend comes to my city again only in July
>I could have fucked my cousin and nobody would ever know

I'm so fucking beta

>> No.6180054

I want to fuck non Asian girls. White girls don't want me and Hispanic and sheboons too dark to present to my mom.

>> No.6180104

>>6180054
i hope you realize about 99% of 4chan is jealous of you.

>> No.6180127

>>6180054
I want to fuck asian girls but they wont talk to me because Im brown, Im tired of white women

>> No.6180134

>>6179786
Yeah bro. Go after that shit.

If she's into you, then jump on that. Literally and figuratively.