/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.6167494]

3 days ago I posted on /fa/ for the first time, asking about how I should cut my hair.
Got my hair cut today using /fa/'s advice.
A large number of you said Hitler Youth, and here it is.
Improvement or not?

Also, rate my looks thread.
>inb4 >>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.6167500]

[Anonymous No.6167501]

looks good now become a ninja

[Anonymous No.6167502]

Fix your overbite and then we'll talk. Also that haircut is totally Davey Havok from the Miss Murder era. Not good bro.

[Anonymous No.6167497]

troll

but still

[Anonymous No.6167505]

It looks a lot better, but that style is awful.

Push it back, or get a proper fringe.

[Anonymous No.6167506]

you don't look like absolute shit and girls might even consider you attractive
good job but youre still no muddle

[Anonymous No.6167504]

>>6167497
Ain't a troll, this guy actually did post here.
His mum is a ballerina and I'd wreck her.

[Anonymous No.6167510]

>>6167497
Not a troll.

>>6167500
Nice dubs.
Why not?

>>6167502
AFI is my favorite band, so I guess this is a good thing. Lol.


Pic: this is what I was going for.

[Anonymous No.6167517]

>>6167494
Why no manbun????

[Anonymous No.6167513]

>>6167494
Get the hair outta your face and you're A. Okay OP

[Anonymous No.6167523]

>>6167517
I actually told him to last thread he did :(

[Anonymous No.6167521]

made me lol

[Anonymous No.6167531]

>>6167504
I lel'ed.
Glad you remember me.
I also started doing /fit/

>>6167517
>>6167523
Manbun isn't my thing. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.6167540]

>>6167502
And yeah, the overbite thing isn't exactly "fixable"
I had braces for 4 years. Teeth are straight as fuck, still got the overbite.

[Anonymous No.6167546]

>>6167531
Next step is sell your toys, video games and any other childish geeky shit that was in your room and invest in a starter wardrobe

[PRODIGY No.6167547]

>>6167494
im sorry but neither is doing a lot for you. consult hairstylist about what would work best...dont just pick an edgy do from /fa/s list

[Anonymous No.6167549]

>>6167510
>AFI is my favorite band

welp, this is a troll. Everyone, just leave now.

[Anonymous No.6167558]

>>6167546
I am doing /fit/ as I am 6'3" 120 pounds of wet noodle.
Will do /fa/ after /fit/.

>>6167549
>Stop liking what I don't like

>>6167547
My hairstylist loved it. Lol.
I really like it, too.

[Anonymous No.6167562]

>>6167547
Wow, Prodigy gave the best advice in this thread?

[Anonymous No.6167556]

>>6167540
>>6167531
>Teeth are straight as fuck


LAUGHING WHORES.png

[Anonymous No.6167567]

>>6167558
>120 pounds of wet noodle
well at least you've got a sense of humor going for you.

[Anonymous No.6167569]

>>6167558
Oh shit I forgot you were skinny as fuck hahaha

[PRODIGY No.6167577]

>>6167562
usually do tho
just nobody wants to admit it

[Anonymous No.6167587]

/fa/ has some really high standards, apparently.
Is it at least an improvement?
I haven't had my hair this short since 9th grade.

[Anonymous No.6167591]

>>6167577
Fuck off you fat piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.6167594]

>>6167587
I honestly expected you guys to say I looked like JP.

[Anonymous No.6167598]

>>6167587
it's an improvement for sure, i kind of like it even

try pushing it back and take a photo for us

[Anonymous No.6167599]

ice, baby
i saw your girlfriend

[Anonymous No.6167596]

your face will always be punchable and plain. No amount of teenaged fringe will help you.

[Anonymous No.6167602]

>>6167587
/fa/ has high standards because the people who lurk this board are the most beautiful people on 4chan.

You need to go shorter on the fringe and grow a short beard because your face is very long.

[Anonymous No.6167603]

>>6167594
Who the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.6167608]

would be kinda good if it didnt drop as far down and you managed your hairline area better

[Anonymous No.6167610]

You're doing good OP, every journey starts with a single step. Most of these fags like to think they were born with Dick ovens on their feet, but they all started where you are at some point.

[Anonymous No.6167615]

>>6167610
Some people are born good looking though.

[Anonymous No.6167622]

>>6167598
The barber put like... hair cream in it, and now it is kinda stuck like this.

>>6167602
I am well aware.
There are some hot hot hotties on /fit/ too, ya know?
Dem ottermode ladies.

>>6167603
Antagonist from Grandma's Boy.

>>6167610

Thank you.

Pic: I tried to push it back.

[Anonymous No.6167627]

>>6167615
may be born a little more attractive, but its a lot more than just "born good looking" if you actually look at the people around you, just their face, dont take clothes, or hair, or personality into account, and picture the same expression, most people will look noticeably similar.

[PRODIGY No.6167629]

>>6167622
get new barber
preferably someone who knows what theyr doing this time

[Anonymous No.6167634]

>>6167622
you did good kid. (needs to be cut just a tad shorter)
there is some famous person you look very much like and its driving me fucking crazy trying to think of it!

[Anonymous No.6167641]

>>6167627
Flol no they won't you fucking inbread yokel

[Anonymous No.6167647]

>>6167634
>plz be ryan gosling and not jon heder
>plz be ryan gosling and not jon heder
>plz be ryan gosling and not jon heder
>plz be ryan gosling and not jon heder
>plz be ryan gosling and not jon heder
>plz be ryan gosling and not jon heder

[Anonymous No.6167658]

>>6167622
comb it backwards with product and take another
pic related

[Anonymous No.6167655]

>>6167647

[Anonymous No.6167665]

>>6167634

[Anonymous No.6167667]

>>6167658
I am more of a Davey Havok and less of an Oxford ivy league, personally.
No offense to that good looking man, I just don't really want to look like richy rich.

pic: I am skeleton-esque.

[Anonymous No.6167675]

>>6167667

Context makes the look. Take it out of that context and you make it a different look.

[Anonymous No.6167677]

>>6167667
That fringe is so bad

[Anonymous No.6167684]

>>6167667

[Anonymous No.6167690]

>>6167677
Nice dubs.
What exactly is a "fringe"? (New to /fa/, obv.)
I just showed my barber the pic and he went to town on my hurr.

What would you do different?

[Anonymous No.6167708]

>>6167704
God dammit.

[Anonymous No.6167704]

thank you skeleton

[Anonymous No.6167712]

>>6167710
You must have missed the last thread I posted in.
I live in a tiny farming village.
My choices are slim to none.

[Anonymous No.6167710]

>>6167690

Go to a stylist trained in more modern techniques (including barbering) instead of to a classic barber.

[Anonymous No.6167725]

>>6167712
i live in a tiny town, its right in between like 5 large cities but isnt shit in and of itself. still has two barbers and two hair salons. one barber, the guy who owns it now got it from his father (who made him become a barber) thats the guy i go too. hes like 100. i hope he has a barber son of his own.

[Anonymous No.6167733]

>>6167690
The fringe is your bangs infront of your face

[Anonymous No.6167739]

>>6167712
Get a chick or a faggot to cut your hair, straight men can only do simple dos

[Anonymous No.6167737]

>>6167684
Comb it back. Take a pic. Seriously

[Anonymous No.6167744]

>>6167737
This, just wet it or get some oil from under your car since it's only for a photo

[Anonymous No.6167742]

op honest question r u gay? u look p gay. if u r gay then your hair suites you faggot

[Anonymous No.6167764]

>>6167744
Ill do it later. Gotta show my deadbeat dad first before I likely fudge it up.

>>6167739
My sister is a lesbian.
Double good at cutting hair?

[Anonymous No.6167769]

>>6167742
Im straight, actually.
Are you gay and find me attractive?
If so, thank you.

[Anonymous No.6167806]

>>6167769
no im st8 but i thnk u look gay

[Anonymous No.6167812]

Holy shit you look like Sherlock

[Anonymous No.6167837]

>>6167634
that gay guy from 30 rock?

[Anonymous No.6167852]

>>6167837
a little bit but not the person i was thinking of.

[Anonymous No.6167891]

>>6167531

before: fugly frp metalhead
now: handsome dude with cool hair

(AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SHOW DEM FUCCBOI TEETH. SEROUSLY, DON'T EVER SMILE AGAIN.)

[Anonymous No.6167928]

>>6167667
That's a disgrace.
You need to lurk more if you want to be /fa/

[Anonymous No.6167946]

>>6167928
>that's a disgrace.
>posts big bang theory
your the fucking disgrace

[Anonymous No.6168197]

>>6167946
Never watched, I don't watch TV. But I like this image.

[Anonymous No.6168274]

>>6167946
>your

[Anonymous No.6168335]

>>6167928

can you be /fa/ if you're ugly?

[Anonymous No.6168629]

OP, you need to lift and eat.

A little muscle would do you a LOT of good.

[Anonymous No.6168680]

>>6167494
Hey I was on that thread, the cut looks great.

[Anonymous No.6168682]

>>6168335
No.

[Anonymous No.6168719]

look into the no shampoo regimen and invest in a blow dryer. The latter will help styling your hair in any particular direction and adds volume (while not using 'poo)

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6168740]

most epaulette shirts are ugly
including that one

[Anonymous No.6168749]

they said hitler youth. No one told you to keep that godawful length of hair off to the side.

[Anonymous No.6168751]

>>6168629
Working on it.
>>6168719
How does one clean their hair on the no poo regiment?

>>6168740
What would you suggest?

[Anonymous No.6168761]

>>6168749
All the pics of Hitler Youth I could find have that.
This was another picture given for reference.
I only did what /fa/ suggested.

How would you have done it?

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6168765]

>>6168751
a shirt without silly 'military inspired' design

[Blake No.6168774]

>>6167610
good to see nice people on /fa/ a lot of these other people would scream poser if other people weren't wearing ridiculous clothing.
>>6167622
Don't let these people make you in secure, one of the most important things about fashion is being comfortable about the way you look. If YOU like the improvement then it will suit YOU best. Eventually, your taste will mature and become more you and you'll feel more comfortable and confident. Baby steps

[Anonymous No.6168776]

>>6168751
I rinse when I shower in the morning then once more at the end of the day. You're not supposed to shampoo often because it strips the natural oils from your scalp--which is one of the reasons why people get dandruff.

[Anonymous No.6168773]

>>6168765
>military inspired hair cut
>Don't wear military inspired clothing

Wtf /fa/. I don't understand you.
Also, that wasn't a suggestion at all.
Post what you would wear if you weren't me, or stop giving shit negative advice to make yourself feel better.

[None !SHRUGSESIA No.6168785]

>>6168773
you'd best apologize for that post before you're in too deep

[Anonymous No.6168787]

>>6168761
much shorter.

<<like this.

you look like you're trying to be danzig or something

[Anonymous No.6168792]

>>6168776
I wash my hair daily with 2-in-1 poo&conditioner.
Never have any dandruff.
Gotta watch out for that shit cause I like to wear a lot of black and it shows on the shoulders real bad if you get it.

>>6168787
I told my barber shorter, but he said it would be too big of a change for me since ive had really long hair for 9 years.
He said if I want it shorter he will buzz it on the sides next time.

>>6168785
Hold your breath.

[Anonymous No.6168799]

>>6167494
you look like Tiny Tim without the talent

[Anonymous No.6168806]

>>6168799
I get that a lot, actually.

[Anonymous No.6168810]

>>6168807
Just make sure you use a blow dryer!

[Anonymous No.6168807]

>>6168792
Don't bother using that 2-in-1 for a month and see what happens. Your hair will be very oily the first few days but it will go away. If you have no interest in volumizing your day then ignore what I said.

[Anonymous No.6168816]

>>6167494
welcome anon. show us a picture from the side.

also, i give this guy at most one week before he becomes a cancerous tripfag.

[Anonymous No.6168819]

>>6168810
Just seems easier to wash it. Lol.
I don't have any issues with dandruff. If I do, ill give that a try.

[H No.6168826]

>>6167634
Makes me think of Stephen Fry.

[Anonymous No.6168840]

>>6168816
Actually, ill prolly not be on /fa/ for a long while. Till the next hair cut, when ill take it lower.
Ill prolly be tripfagging on /fit/ till I get a decent weight enough to worry about fashion.

[H No.6168849]

>>6168840
you shouldn't be tripping unless you have enough knowledge to represent the board. Which means, you should not trip unless people ask you to do so.

[Anonymous No.6168867]

>>6168849
Since when is that a rule? Lol.
People want to follow my progress.
I am like, ultra-skeleton right now. if I can make gains, anyone can make gains.

>hurrdurr 4cham is elite group of knowledgeable people.
>implying tripfags aren't usually the most unknowledgeable and misguided people on the board.

[Anonymous No.6168871]

>>6168840
you should do something about dem bangs

[Anonymous No.6168874]

OP, serious advice, you need to stop making that facial expression. It reeks of insecurity and weakness.

You will feel silly doing it, but find an actor who women loves that slightly resembles you and study their facial expressions, then mimic them in the mirror. Train yourself to make facial expressions that are more attractive.

[H No.6168877]

>>6168867
People want to follow your progress? Just post a pic as anon and boom! You're done. Gravy, all good. Then continue adding new pictures of your progress onto that original picture and people *will* know who you are.

[Anonymous No.6168917]

>>6168874
I have a really bad overbite and large front teeth. I hate my smile.

>>6168877
Yes. I made a thread on /fit/ after /fa/ unanimously agreed that I needed to get /fit/ before they would give me fashion advice, so I am.
And someone told me to get a trip called "hungry skeleton", since I am like... the skinniest guy in the history of /fit/

[Anonymous No.6168919]

>>6168840
Try getting some wax and sticking your bangs to the side. Also, the back and sides look pretty sloppy.

[Anonymous No.6168925]

>>6168919
>WW2 photo
>Hunger Games pin

Yeah, I think I should have had the barber buzz the sides all the way down, but he insisted I wait until next time as it would have been too drastic a change. That way if I don't like it, it wont take as long to grow back out.

[ⒷⒶⓅⓉⒾⓈⒺ No.6168927]

>>6167494
Slick your hair back bro. It'll compliment your brow. It'll also make you look more confident. Your bangs make you look insecure.

[Anonymous No.6168936]

>>6168927
Ive been trying to slick it back, but ive had it this way for years. It is trained to fall the way it does.
If I slick it back, it wont stay.
i need some kind of hair goop.

[ⒷⒶⓅⓉⒾⓈⒺ No.6168939]

>>6168936
Use pomade. Imperial Barber Products is ideal.

[Anonymous No.6168950]

>>6168925
>hunger games pin
10/10 i'm mad as fuck

[Anonymous No.6168963]

>>6168950
Lul.

>>6168939
I am trying with hairspray, but that shit doesn't look good at all.
>tfw no rhinoplasty

Also, I am in my jammies.

[Anonymous No.6168972]

>>6168925
not "the hungergames pin"

[Anonymous No.6168978]

>>6168972
O RLY?
Tell me more, anon.

[Anonymous No.6169045]

>>6168963
That looks a lot better, but it should be higher. Something like this.

[ⒷⒶⓅⓉⒾⓈⒺ No.6169040]

>>6168963
Are you crazy? Don't use hairspray lol.

[ⒷⒶⓅⓉⒾⓈⒺ No.6169049]

>>6168963
And slick it straight back.

[Anonymous No.6169063]

>>6169045
Another pic.

[Anonymous No.6169251]

>>6169063
>>6169045

my forehead is too big for that, dontcha think?

[Anonymous No.6169257]

>>6169040
I just used hairspray to make it stay. otherwise it just falls in front of my face.
And I don't own any pomade.

[Anonymous No.6169482]

>>6167684
you have a punchable fucking face

[Anonymous No.6169496]

>>6169251
To be honest, I thought that was you in the picture.

[Anonymous No.6169641]

>>6169251
nah dude

[Anonymous No.6169689]

>>6169251
Not even a bit

[Anonymous No.6169703]

>>6169251
Don't be afraid to show your forehead. Lots of dudes are for some reason.

[Anonymous No.6169705]

I've been thinking about getting a Hitler Youth for quite a while now. For those of you with one, what photo should I show my barber?

[Anonymous No.6169719]

>>6169705

[Anonymous No.6169728]

>>6169705

Just take a photo of Hitler.

[Anonymous No.6169742]

>>6169705
see
>>6167510

[Anonymous No.6169748]

>>6169728
Next time I see him, I'll ask him to pose.
Just kidding.

>>6168787
But I really don't want one this short on the sides.

[Anonymous No.6169770]

>>6169719
Does anyone know what kind of products you would use to make your hair look like that? wax?

[Anonymous No.6169779]

>>6169748
>But I really don't want one this short on the sides.

What you wanted 4 days ago was to wear edgy t-shirts and hair that looks like my sisters. Take the stride, you'll thank yourself.

[Anonymous No.6169781]

>>6169779
(Not OP)

[Anonymous No.6169797]

>>6169781
Then get the fuck out of the thread jackass

[Anonymous No.6169811]

>>6169770
Pomade

[Anonymous No.6169817]

>>6169779
Yeah asshole. That wasn't me. (OP)
And my shirts aren't "edgy". They are teefury custom tees with video game stuff on em. Since when are video games "edgy"?

[Anonymous No.6169825]

>>6169797
Because OP's the only person allowed in this thread. I thought /fa/ got pissy when you made threads about little questions like that.

[Anonymous No.6172496]

>>6167558
Get fit first, your clothes will become too small

[Anonymous No.6172509]

>>6167684

DONT EVER POSE LIKE THAT AGAIN


EVER


Once the product from the hairdresser goes off comb it back but without a comb !

You can wear a beannie so it goes that way naturally

>Pro tip : Hair takes its look when they dry

You're on a good way fuccboï !

[Anonymous No.6172543]

>>6167497
He aint a troll nig, I remember him.

[Anonymous No.6172550]

>>6167577
post feet

[Anonymous No.6172582]

>>6167684
saved for future humiliation

[Rooke No.6173199]

>>6168840
I legitimately want to help you. You're a cool guy and deserve some self confidence. I'm going to tell you everything I think could help you. I'm not an expect but I can definitely see where you could improve. You're kinda cute, and you could be a good looking guy if you did a few things.
!. Stop smiling like that. It's weird. Open your mouth a bit (not>>6167531) and stop raising your eyebrows. I bet you don't even realize you're doing it.
Sit your ass in front of a mirror and figure out how to smile like a regular person. Watch yourself as you laugh (legit, not fake laughter. Put on some Louis C.K. and look). That's what genuine emotion looks like. Learn to make that.
2.Your hair, it's too long. There's no textrue too it, you look like a "nerd". Plus, you have a long face, stop making it look even longer. It doesn't need to be a lot shorter, just closer in the back/sides. And on top....
The fringe is killing your hair, but don't pull it back ( I know everyone wants to see it but I can tell you know you're head will only stretch further). Everything is nearly good except that fringe.
<-- front should be more like this, but over your forehead more. Actually, maybe a center part would work for you. try that too. The point is you really need some volume and texture, that really straight look isn't good for you.
3. Oh, and you need new clothes. This >>6167667 isn't working.

That's it, it's the best I can do. Good luck and hope to see you again

[Anonymous No.6173428]

>>6167684
you look so fucking uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.6173436]

>>6169817
>They are teefury custom tees with video game stuff on em.
Stop that. If you want to be respected as a human bean, don't wear video game apparel.

[Anonymous No.6173450]

Nothing changed.

[Anonymous No.6173528]

>>6173199
1. Yes, I hate my smile, I will work on it.
2. Ill get my hair cut shorter next hair cut. I can't do much with this cut, it keeps falling in front of my face.
3. Ill get new clothes after I get /fit/

>>6173428
Yep. Hate my smile.

I tried to slick it back as much as I could.
uncomfortablemouth.jpg

[Anonymous No.6173535]

>>6167540
It's called jaw surgery fuccboi. Was the best fucking decision I ever made. Fixed my overbite and now I have an awesome jaw line and facial structure.

[Anonymous No.6173538]

>>6173528
>Yep. Hate my smile.
and yet you keep doing it

[Anonymous No.6173539]

>>6173535
How much was it?
Got a before and after?
very interested.

Here is a pic of the back, if anyone cares to see it.

[Anonymous No.6173547]

>>6173538
Yes. I keep doing it cause I look fucking retarded if I don't.

[Anonymous No.6173553]

>>6173547
My smile has too much gum, and my overbite is ridic.
Working on it.

[Anonymous No.6173558]

>>6173547
>I keep doing it cause I look fucking retarded if I don't.
No, I think if you just hold a straight face it can't look worse than that smile. Not in a million years.

[Anonymous No.6173565]

>>6173547
jesus it looks like you going to rape someone

[Anonymous No.6173570]

>>6173558
This is me with a straight face.
My muscles rest with my teeth visible due to my overbite.

[Anonymous No.6173585]

A horse walks into a bar...

[Anonymous No.6173586]

>>6173570
>This is me with a straight face.
So, your default face has your mouth open like a fool? Come on, close your mouth, and just give a default stare. That does look better than you smiling though.

[Anonymous No.6173589]

>>6173586
See
>>6173528

That is me with my mouth closed and default stare.

[Anonymous No.6173593]

>>6173589
>default stare.
But you're grinning like a fool. Just snap another photo, god knows you probably already have.

[Anonymous No.6173602]

>>6173593
Phone only has 1% battery left, no other camera.
If I look uncomfortable, it is because I am.
It is uncomfortable to close my mouth like that.
>dat overbite

[Anonymous No.6173608]

>>6173602
I guess, mouth closed w/ awkward grin is as good as it gets.

[Anonymous No.6173609]

>>6173602
Also, I gotta leave.
Peace out, /fa/
Headed to the beach for the weekend.

[Anonymous No.6173615]

>>6173608
My point exactly.

[Anonymous No.6173636]

>>6173602
You look like you're struggling to hold back a fit of laughter.

Seriously though, the cut looked horrible in your first pic, but from what i can tell of the others, it's actually not bad and definitely an improvement.

[Anonymous No.6173652]

Run John! They know you're still alive! You're humanity's last hope!

[Anonymous No.6173664]

>>6173636
Thank you?
As long as I am improving my look, it is only a matter of time.

Anyways, im gone /fa/
Am I delusional for thinking I am actually decently attractive? Not like, 10/10... But I give me a 6/10.

[Anonymous No.6173672]

>>6173664

ditch the retarded facial expressions and you might be a 6/10

[stance No.6173673]

>>6173664
yeah man,
stay confident bro and good luck

[Anonymous No.6173686]

>>6173664
oh fuck nigga you gonna look good when you get some dough for cops

[Anonymous No.6173697]

[Rooke No.6173748]

>>6173697
WAYWT is >>6173238

[Anonymous No.6173750]

>>6173697
lol clown shoes

[Anonymous No.6173831]

>>6173697
i needed a clown for my party how much do you cost?

[Anonymous No.6175173]

[Anonymous No.6175190]

>>6173697

What shoes are those?

[Anonymous No.6175195]

>>6167531
Your grill is fucked homie but with your mouth closed and hair cut you'd be a cutie. No homo

Ugly ass boy

[Anonymous No.6175436]

TOSS THE BLACK BUTTON UP!!! that is the most over done douche bag cliche fucking clubbin with your bros shirt! just toss it and don't look back also slick the hair back it looks tight and get some new jeans and a couple pairs of fitted khakis and colored pants also i feel like you might be weird around chicks

[Anonymous No.6175471]

You are a failure. Give up.

[Anonymous No.6175913]

>>6167494
The hair is fine, but you do a strange face when you take pics.