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Is having a criminal record effay?

>> No.6151759

no

>> No.6151763

Depends.

>> No.6151764

it means you're either stupid enough to get caught, or poorfag/sociopath/weak-willed enough to commit the crime

>> No.6151769

It is unfortunately, don't let any moralfags tell you otherwise.

>> No.6151778

fa: disturbing peace; open containers

no fa: meth prodcution; shoplifting

>> No.6151776

Not sure if effay, but bitches have always been wet for criminals. As long as you pull it off right.

>> No.6151783

>>6151778
>disturbing peace; open containers
huh?

>> No.6151793

fa to be edgy and have teh appearance of danger.

not fa to be raped in the ass whilst in jail. . . unless you're a /fa/ggot in the most literal sense, and even then you probably don't want action from bubba the child molester

>> No.6151815

>>6151783
you know talking loudly and sippin 40s on the sidewalk with your fellow african americans

>> No.6151818

depends, going to jail in and of itself is not fashionable.

there has to be a good reason, like, something you could tell the grandkids.

"i was an anarchist when it counted" makes a good story.

>> No.6151825

>>6151778

no and no, try again.

>> No.6151863

i did criminal things but never got caught, i'm the /fa/est

>> No.6151867

>>6151764
what if it's possession because of a search warrant caused by someone you live with doing something worse? pleb?

>> No.6151875
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most /fa/ = being drunk and disorderly, shouting that you ARE AN AMERICAN AND CANNOT BE ARRESTED

>> No.6151880

>>6151867
Then you're just a victim of your country's fucking insane and obsolete war on drugs policy.


You should probably move somewhere that doesn't suck.

>> No.6151884

I have a misdemeanor DUI

>> No.6151892

I got a bunch of drug charges and some,arrest charges, and a few other bullshit charges at like 11:30pm when I was 17.

Spent three hours at the station, left, and got a DWI and five more charges.

Going through the legal system fucking blows. Ended up getting 75 hours of public service, 20 of which I did before I got the guy to sign off on the rest, a couple grand in fines, and a month in rehab. And I paid my idiot lawyer $400 before I realized he wasn't doing anything and told him to fuck off.

I'm 21 now. It hasn't really impacted me negatively to my knowledge.

Oh yeah, and 75 hours of alcohol classes, which turned out okay because I met my pill and blow guy there and his stuff rox my sox.

>> No.6151898

>>6151892
Oh yeah, and I spent the night in Mexican jail last year.

I was being an idiot at the hotel and stealing bottles from behind the bar and bringing them to the hot tub with a few people I met at like 2am. Those savages' bars close at midnight.

When the hotel guy told me to stop, I questioned whether he was in any position to tell me what to do. When the police came, I invited them into the hot tub and asked for the lady cop's number.

I was blackout drunk and didn't realize how dumb I was being, but I ended up just cracking mad jokes with the cops in my broken Spanish and they were mad cool. I got my own cell and they brought me McDonald's.

$40 fine oh shit son. They feasted for a week.

>> No.6151901

Is being a sexual offender /fa/?

>> No.6151908

>>6151880
cool thanks! moving to chicago this week anyway.

>> No.6151936

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY

/fa/ as fark.

>> No.6151942

>>6151901
it depends if you bang underaged teen girls then yes!

>> No.6151955

>>6151942

>consentually banging underage girls and getting caught

>> No.6151966

Actually, I think I'm just gonna get flyknits and be done.

I need some new oxfords too.

>> No.6151976

>>6151898
does no on else think this is hilarious?

>> No.6151984

>>6151755
if you are a sexy older women, being a registered sex offender because you had intercourse with a hot brazilian underage underwear model would be pretty effay.

>> No.6151994

>>6151942
She was 12. Close enough

>> No.6151998

criminal record is FA as fuck. Breakin the law living on the egde. fuck squareninjas get felonies

>> No.6152007

>>6151884
hardcore, how many years did you get for that?

>> No.6152014

>>6151898
>>6151976

yes, i enjoyed it, but it's late here and like any far out story where the poster gets by on his smooth disarming charm while out of his mind on alcohol or other substances, it's probably not entirely true, if at all.

>> No.6152015

>>6152007
Are you joking?

>> No.6152026

>>6152014
It's all true and not all that unreasonable. I just can't tell anybody in real life that I was in Mexican jail, so telling strangers is fun.

>> No.6152027

>>6152015

even if he was serious, do you think a post like that merits a reply.

>> No.6152034

>>6152026

ill entertain you.

What's mexico like, for someone who's never been there? dangerous? expensive? what's there to see and do besides the obvious sites and club life? are drugs easy to get? are they any good?

>> No.6152048

>>6152034
It's a huge country, dude. I've been there four times now, but I never leave places where there are plenty of Americans.

I don't think I'll be going back because there are far more exciting places in the world.

And being surrounded by poverty upsets me. Although actual Mexicans are much more pleasant than beaners in the U.S.

>> No.6152051

>>6152026

I understand completely. . . I post shit hereabouts that I would never never never bring up IRL.

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>> No.6152056

>>6152048

>I never leave places where there are plenty of Americans

that doesn't sound particularly fun or interesting.

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petty criminals are /fa/ af

>> No.6152064

>>6152056
Neither does being kidnapped, now does it?

And I've had plenty of fun times in Mexico. You would not want to go places where tourists don't go.

It's not a country with shit tons of beautiful sights and things to do when you get away from the tourist destinations like much of Europe.

You go to Mexico to party and chill on the beach and resort towns. I also went to Playa Del Carmen for 10 days to scuba dive, which was cool.

>> No.6152069

>>6152054

>rather shit in a sock than make reasonable human contact

Take note here faggots, people are not unreasonable and will generally accommodate you to the best of their ability within reason. Don't be a sperg.

>> No.6152076

>>6152064

>choices ruled by fear propaganda
>You go to (insert country/city/town/college here) to party and chill

Listen to what you're saying. You know what, nevermind, you don't care.

I just want you to know that you drank the kool-aid, the whole fucking pitcher.

>> No.6152080

>>6152054
Holy fuck, if that happened to me I'd just straight up tell the dad "I am here to fuck your daughter, either I'll do that or I'll sleep at my own home, you sick psycho fucker, why the fuck do you care if your grown ass daughter fucks some gooberninjur?"
Then he'd probably kick me out, still confused about the gooberninjur remark. I'd tell the girl she was a bitch as well.

>> No.6152087

>>6152063
Rick(y) Owens

>> No.6152089

>>6152076
Whatever, dude. I've been to several countries in every continent on this earth. I try to enjoy myself while not losing life, limb, or property. If you're not into that, then I can't help you.

>> No.6152090

>>6152076

>fear propaganda
>we're the singularly most prosperous nation in the world, and the singularly most hated
>he thinks that isn't dangerous

i don't know anything about any kool-aid, but you have to be fucking retarded to think that we're not high value targets for third-world criminals.

>> No.6152097

>>6152090

Hey, that shit only happens to the other guy, right? Could never happen to me!!!

>> No.6152102

>>6151755
Only if that is how you got it.
>"what did the man pin you for?"
>"strutin down the highway on my 250"

>> No.6152105

>>6151898
i feel like i read your story on 4chan before. or i'm just thinking of the rum diary. either way, awesome story to tell.

>> No.6152107

>>6152102

>that thing
>a 250

125 at most, probably like a 60 or an 80

>> No.6152127

>>6152105
I'd never tell that story in real life. I study Physics at a reputable university and will be going for post-grad work here.

Nobody can know how I act when I'm around strangers.

>> No.6152131

Doesn't most of /fa/ get their money from dealing anyway?

>> No.6152134

>>6152131
hahaha
no
Are you joking?

Have you not seen what this board's users look like? Bunch of little bitches.

>> No.6152141

Cop tried to pull my car over when I was a teenager for speeding. I knew he was too far behind me to see my license plate so I bolted. Car chase ensued and I lost him in the countryside's forested backroads which I knew better than anyone. I was a pizza delivery guy in high school and they encouraged speeding. Continued on to deliver pizzas.

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>>6152141
that's badass dude i wanted to be a pizza delivery guy when i was younger

>> No.6152150

>>6152146
>>Every boy's dream

>> No.6152158

>>6152146

lego island was such an amazing game bro

>> No.6152160

>>6152146
Only good game that was on the school computers.

>> No.6152165

>>6152160
>not having combat evolved
>not having runescape
>not having homm 3
>not having aoe 2

>> No.6152173

>>6152158
shit was tough though

>> No.6152174

>>6152165
this was back in 99 or 2000. After that people just played online games on miniclip and shit. Runescape is also for pussies.

>> No.6152887

yes

>> No.6152905

no

>> No.6152911

maybe

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>>6152174
>2013
>never been on that cp game

>> No.6152965

Yes. Being a convicted sex offender is a sure fire way to impress bitches

>> No.6152983

got a fine for smoking weed.

thank god i was in boulder, colorado lol

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>>6151818
>mfw my grandparents were south american socialists
>yfw my abuela met Che

>> No.6153038

ideological crime can be fashionable, like political march becoming a riot with police n shit
shoplifting and beating ups are just pathetic

>> No.6153043

>>6151898
Okay, this is pretty fucking awesome.

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>>6153038
Shoplifting isn't effay?

Oh god, what have I done...

>> No.6153120

Violence or stealing shit aint /fa/.

>> No.6153122

/fa/ : GOOD Grafitti, disturbing peace, stealing because of boredeom, not because of lack of money

not /fa/: BAD Grafitti, shitting on the streets while drunk.

>> No.6153139

>>6152014
> actually, that happens quite often. I for example can´t even talk to a girl when sober, or at least not talk to her in a way that will get me somewhere, but when I´m drunk there are 2 possibilities. I either get aggressive/depressive as fuck, or I develop that exact kind of charme. I´m usually able to speak and walk normally, no matter how drunk, but my charm gets better the more I drink. When I´m completely drunk, I usually manage to score girls I wouldn´t even be able to look in the eyes normally.

>> No.6153274

>>6153122
>stealing because of boredeom, not because of lack of money
your spelling skills matches your IQ pretty well m8.
tell that to the police: 'HURR I WAS STEALING CUZ I WAZZ BURD xDDDD'

>> No.6155461

convicted heroin dealer here, ive been browsing /fa/ since they opened the board

>> No.6155527

>>6153122
>GOOD Grafitti, disturbing peace, stealing because of boredeom, not because of lack of money

no, disturbing the peace is for children unless you're participating in a multi block riot or throwing a warehouse show.

you steal to eat and clothe yourself if you can't afford to otherwise. Stealing for any other reason is incredibly lame and truth be told, it's not fucking hard.

if you can write worth a shit you probably spend your free time in the day planning an escape route and getting fit enough to outrun the cops. You should never get jacked for graffiti unless you're really fucking stupid or they've been following you all night.

>> No.6155553
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6155553

Convicted burglar, first degree.

>> No.6155554

>>6151793
You'll only get raped in jail if you're a pussy beta. You're thinking of prison, anyway.

>> No.6155567

grill with assault charge on record. Am I /fa/?

>> No.6155570

>>6155567
Depends on your outfits
Lets see

>> No.6155574

Prison is for felons, like drug dealers, car jackers, rapists and murders.

Jail is for average working class stiffs who fuck up a few too many times.

>> No.6155576

aw yeah bout to go to 4 hour 'driving skool' for speeding #vroomvroom lambogang

>> No.6155579

>>6155461
>>6155553
>>6155567

tell me about it!

im genuinely interested to hear you peoples stories, if you're inclined to tell them. esp the heroin dealer, what's THAT life like?

>> No.6155590

>>6155570
from the back

>> No.6155597

>>6155579
Ok. Everything in jail is made by Bob Barker.

>> No.6155601

>>6155579
Don't be so obvious about the honey pot/identification reply, agent anonymous-san

>> No.6155619

It's cool, but only if it's for an alpha crime like burglary, vandalism or murder.

If it's for beta shit like CP, then it's bad.

>> No.6155624

all i have is drunk and disorderly need to up my game

>> No.6155625

>>6155597
>>6155601

#noided

no but for real, weed makes me overly sincere, and apparently a fucking old ass gameshow host lol

>> No.6155641

>>6155579
heroin dealer here.
I started out going like 5 towns over and buying 10 bags wich is 80 dollars there and coming back home and selling each bag for 20 dollars thus doubling my profit and I just kept doing this over and over again with a little more money each time. honestly the police never caught on. but one night some nigs kicked my door in and robbed me and when the police came to investigate they found something like 2 grams of heroin and I ended up getting locked up over it and catching like 4 felony charges

>> No.6155659

>>6151755
if its attempts then no

>> No.6155671

>>6155641

take note folks: don't shit where you eat.

what do you mean bags?
did you ever try it?

>> No.6155720

>>6151755
Amanda, please.

>> No.6155767

>>6155625
I'm dead fucking serious dude. In jail the soap has BOB BARKER written on it in fat white letters. The soap, the shirts, the socks, the flip-flops, all of it.

>> No.6155818

>>6155767

>im getting rused
>google it anyway
>its true

what the shit?

>> No.6155871

>>6155818
The price is wrong bitch.

>> No.6155884

>>6155871

you're never going to get to use that phrase in an appropriate context man, just let it go.

>> No.6155912

>>6155884
Fuck you I have dreams asshole.