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Which one is the real one?

>> No.6114251

>>6114247
I am the real Dan.
Anyone else posting in this thread is a liar.

>> No.6114257

>>6114251
I'm going to need a fake Dan to confirm this.

>> No.6114267

>>6114257
Someone rang?

>> No.6114263

>>6114251
Go home Dan, you're drunk and the library shuts at midnight.

>> No.6114260

>>6114251
>implying you're Dan
Nice try Don

>> No.6114270

>>6114263
Nice shoes dan

>> No.6114272

>>6114270
ty

>> No.6114282

Guys, dont' forget about my other thread!
>>6114223

>> No.6114277

i am dubs dan feel my power

>> No.6114279

This shit got old fast.

>> No.6114280
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>>6114260
>>6114263
>>6114267
>>6114270
>>6114272

>> No.6114285

>>6114277
>.>

>> No.6114286
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6114286

>>6114270
Dan, how are you? Do you want to play Poke'mon? I have some of my cards here.
>pic related

We can choose our Poke'mon personas. I will be Squirtle, and you can be Bulbasaur or Mr. Mime. Anyways, the game ends when I cum in your asshole.

>> No.6114294
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6114294

>>6114286
can i play

>> No.6114295

>>6114282
Dan you wog cunt fght me irl i kill u fukin hook nose cum dumpster nog nig prick >:-(

>> No.6114299

>>6114286
>Bulbasaur or Mr. Mime
fuck off am i playing that you boston bomber you

>> No.6114304
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6114304

>>6114277

>> No.6114313
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>>6114294
Yes, we can play until your HP reaches a critical point. We will have a "safety word", which will be the name of your PokePersona.

For example, if you are Charmander, you will scream, "Chaaarmaaaanderrrr!" when you are being plowed.

>> No.6114320
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6114320

Behold, I am the master of my reality.

>> No.6114324

isnt it obvious?

>> No.6114330

>>6114299
Oooh, you some spunk. Can you handle my spunk inside you? Can you handle some hung Squirtle spunk, cakeboy?

>> No.6114332

>>6114313
"plowed" is a pokemon move right

cuz im straight

>> No.6114334

>>6114299

nice try dubs dan we all know thats you

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6114337

>>6114332
woops forgot my selfie x

>> No.6114343

>>6114332
That's right. I know a few other moves:
>Sleeping powder
>Pound
>Scratch
>Vine Whip
>Bubbles . . . I'll let you figure that out.

>> No.6114353

>>6114286
Competitive tcg player here, those cards are shit b

>> No.6114359

>>6114353
Oh, fuck! Shots fired! You fuckin' ethered 'im!

>> No.6114368
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>>6114353
Oh. Okay.

Do you want to be cream filling?

>> No.6114375

I am the real denim dan. Pokemon is shit. I play Magic the Gathering.

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6114379

>>6114359
hey can I have my present

>> No.6114390
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6114390

If dubs, Dan is /fa/'s mascot.
>>6114388

>> No.6114388

I am the one true and original denim dan. Accept no substitutes!

>> No.6114396

>>6114375
I play MTG, too.

We can play a game together. We can both be rival Planeswalkers. The game will end when I shove my Instant up your asshole. Can you counter target spell that? I don't think so, but I think you'll like it.

>> No.6114397

DOUBLES DAN!

>> No.6114394
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6114394

>>6114247

HIS NAME WAS DENIM DAN

>> No.6114399

>>6114390
no casemods

dan is just a dan

>> No.6114401

>>6114375
Magic the Gathering is shit. I play world of warcraft.

>> No.6114405
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>>6114379

>> No.6114410

>>6114405
ty

>> No.6114409

>>6114396
Fucking nerd

>> No.6114407

>>6114399

CASEMODS FOREVER

also tfw youre the original Dubs Dan and you'll never get recognition

tfw we are all dan

dan

>> No.6114426
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>>6114401
World of Warcraft is shit.

Dungeons and Dragons is much better in my opinion. You should play a game with me. I'll be the dragon, you be the knight, and we can play this game in my dungeon. The game will end when a witch turns you into a car that I can fuck with my 5.6 foot dragon dick.
>Yes, I measured it.

>> No.6114421

>>6114409
Wrecked!

>> No.6114440

>>6114399
Dubsdubsdubshavespoken

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6114442

>>6114410
You, t-too!

>> No.6114445

>>6114409
>Fucking nerd

I love fucking nerds, they are naturally very greasy people. This means they come with their own butt lube.

>> No.6114450

>>6114421
>>6114445
init

>> No.6114461

>>6114426
Dungeons and Dragon is shit. When me and my crew walk around town looking /fa/ we rep our yu-gi-ohs, the black bitches flock. We eat pie of dat booth.

>> No.6114458

>>6114445
Anon dominating the wits game! Fuckin' etherin' 'im! Who will win?

>> No.6114463

>>6114426

D&D is shit.

Runescape is where it's at

>> No.6114485
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>>6114463
Runescape is fucking wank. Halo is where the trill niqqas chill.
>Selfie

>> No.6114489

>>6114461
Bruh, do you even win play mats at nats and regs

>> No.6114490

>>6114461
Hey, I play Yu-Gi-Oh too! I'm quite good at the card games and role playing too. We should play a game together.

My favorite game is cockfighting (with our cocks). The game is innocently named "Dueling". The best part of the game is dressing up as monsters. I once dressed up as Mr. Volcano, with my opponent dressed as Kuriboh. I cockslapped that cakeboy so hard. We both had to endure a bukkake with some Blue Eyes White Dragons, though.

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>>6114442
ok why did you steal the sideways thinking face from that anon

am i gonna have 2 fight u

>> No.6114499
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>>6114490
>The game is innocently named "Dueling".

>> No.6114505

>>6114463
I play Runescape too!
. . . well I used to play it, but I stopped after my mom caught me masturbating my female avatar girlfriend.

You see, we were having some cybersex with our Runescape characters. We were doing sexy-time with the chat dance moves in lieu of hip thrusts and penetration. It was pretty hot stuff, man. . . but all of that is gone now.
>tfw no Runescape gf

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>>6114494
You're s-so tsundere, Banana-kun!

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>>6114509
>tfw vomited banana

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6114559

>>6114540
wut

>> No.6114571

>>6114540
>>6114559
I almost vomited avocado today; I didn't get all the way there, but it was bad.

>> No.6114582
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>>6114571
I almost vomited from autofellation. Some guys can't handle it.

>> No.6114596

>>6114582
I had a similar experience, but i was only 1 half

AD9ECCB

>> No.6114600

I like /s4s/ too guys

:DDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.6114604

>>6114600
its midnight pls

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>>6114600
Fuckin' check 'em, brahs!

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>>6114604
>2013
>being Banana
>saging my thread

Here's an artist's rendering of you as a human at an American high school where I'm the only other student.

>> No.6114621

so much cancer in this thread

>> No.6114624

>>6114615
see
>>6114337

smh

>> No.6114625

>>6114605
>check 'em
Check your privilege cis scum

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6114636

>>6114624
>body disproportionate to neck
>small neck
>giant brown mole at neck
>balding
>standing upside down

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>>6114621

fucker :3

check'em

>> No.6114649

>>6114636
talk shit post fit

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>>6114638

DANG I FREAKIN MESSED UP

surely doubles here will make up for my previous failure

>> No.6114678

>>6114667
explain that pic please.

>> No.6114681
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>>6114649

>> No.6114686

>>6114678

it's how you came to be huny

>> No.6114687

>>6114667
lmao smh suck it kenfaggo

>> No.6114701

>>6114681
I love you sega, I've known you my entire life, filled me up with so many wonderful memories. If I had to choose between the second coming of jesus and you coming back to the hardware business making consoles... I'd choose you, my love.

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>>6114701

>> No.6114732

>>6114247
WE MOBY NOW