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How do you score with tumblr girls?

>> No.6088252

talk to them about Balenciaga

(i'm doing this right now lel)

>> No.6088261

pseudo deep tattoo phrases on you

dress in stupid trends

be in high school

be in a "band" just learn like 3 cords then strum randomly on any acoustic, doesn't even have to bea fender or Gibson

just tell them you gotyour first act guitar (from walmart) at a cute little vintage store you want to show them some time (beatit up with some sand paper)

and weara bunch ofrubber bracelets and make up stories for them

ride a fixie conversion

have gauges

wear skinny jeans

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>>6088252
You better not be trying to steal my chick, you piece of shit.

What's her name?

>> No.6088269

>>6088267

not

telling

faget

>> No.6088273

they're all thirsty sluts with the sameish standards

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>>6088269
Fuck you, she talked to me first.

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>>6088275

it's prob. different chicks so don't wor

>> No.6088281

You must first check your white cishet male privilege

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>>6088285
How can I be sure?

>> No.6088298

>>6088293

because I met the chick IRL before her being on tumblr

she ain't a tumblr celeb

>> No.6088307

>>6088298
Neither is the one I know. What's her first name?
>inb4 "it's too unique you'll find her"

>> No.6088310

>>6088307

Ariana

>> No.6088314

Whats the difference between a tumblr qt and a regular qt?

>> No.6088319

>>6088310
Michael? Is that you?

>> No.6088325

give them pro-zac
pretend to like the same shitty music as them
pretend to like the same fashion as them
pretend to like them

>> No.6088320

>>6088319

lol no

>> No.6088340

>>6088293
is that actually dick's daughter? she does kinda look like him..

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>>6088325
>pretend

>> No.6088347

>>6088314
A tumblr qt's diet consist primarily of penis.

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6088354

>>6088347
Really?

Is it a given that every tumblr chick is fucked in the head?

>> No.6088390

40oz Van visor
Hood By Air cutoff tee
Pyrex speedos
Visvim Albino Elk Leather sandals

>> No.6088400

Tell them you're a transracial photographer living under a downtown abandoned stripclub

>> No.6088411

>>6088400
literally the quickest way into her panties.
good job anon

>> No.6088425

>>6088354
Kinda. It's a site solely devoted to attention whoring. Do some inductive reasoning here anon.

>> No.6088460

1) Be attractive;
2) Be handsome;
3) Don't be unattractive;

>> No.6088466

>>6088261
>have gauges
Don't listen to this one. It's stupid, looks ugly and women aren't attracted to fucked up earlobes.

>> No.6088473

>>6088320
Don't fuck with us Michael

>> No.6088475

>>6088460
Go back to Reddit. That joke isn't funny

>> No.6088479

>>6088475
I'm not joking

>> No.6088487

>>6088261
>implying fender of gibson are significant of your guitar playing abilities
>reading a sieg post
>replying to it
>deer lord
>im about to hit submit
>fuck you

>> No.6088498

>>6088293
that turns me on
loot at her bending over ready to take it
mmm
need to go on fb and msg around to try and get laid
it never fails

>> No.6088651

>>6088466
projecting

>> No.6088656

>>6088651
what?
how the fuck is he projecting?

>> No.6088666

Emulate everything they post on their tumblr.

They post pics of guys
>look like them
they post pics of their fav food
>learn to make it
They post lyrics
>learn the bands
They post awful gifs of their fav show
>watch the show

>go to a party or something that they go to.
>Give them alcohol.
>???
>Profit

im not in the least fucking kidding. And if you're ugly or fat, dont even waste your time with the above tips, you'll never get in.

>> No.6088677

tumbr bitches are all insecure af and will suck your dick as soon as they get a single drink into them

you literally have to do nothing but act kind of tumblr-y, confident, and be near them.

>> No.6088688

what's the qt tumblr skanks natural habitat?
never seen irl

>> No.6088694

>>6088688
inside on their computer making edgy tumblr posts

you might also catch them at school/university

>> No.6088693

>>6088688
they don't leave the house

if they do it's usually at parties of their bigger brothers or relatives

>> No.6088722

/r/ing tumblr qts to follow
my dash is lacking qts

>> No.6088730

>>6088722
mango-chutney.tumblr.com

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>>6088730
Hey Matt,
you okay with me using your face as my avatar? Could change it anytime.

>> No.6088776

>>6088730
u lil rascal