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6052615 No.6052615 [Reply] [Original]

ITT what clothes would say if they could speak

>> No.6052626

geobaskets

"I'm gay"

>> No.6052634

dior homme

im straight with homosexual tendencies

>> No.6052643
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6052643

I am a tryhard prepster with no taste

>> No.6052649

>>6052615

rick owens

>i-im #nxtlevelfashion and not gay and nobody is laughing at me
>i-im #nxtlevelfashion and not gay and nobody is laughing at me
>i-im #nxtlevelfashion and not gay and nobody is laughing at me
>i-im #nxtlevelfashion and not gay and nobody is laughing at me

>> No.6052665
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6052665

My husband beats me.

>> No.6052667

abercrombie


girsl are attracted to me and i am a functioning member of society

>> No.6052687

>Thom Browne

My parents are successful.

>> No.6052718

>Ralph Lauren

Yo brah, goin' to a party, gonna drink and shit. Can you help me lift this enormous logo?

>> No.6052723
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6052723

>I'm sitting at the feet of the worst scum in the world

>> No.6053030
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6053030

allah ackbar nigga ka-pow!

>> No.6053036
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6053036

"Real men have class."

>> No.6053043

>>6052626
>>6052649
>implying you're not personally insecure kids

>> No.6053049

>>6053030
>hating on shemaghs

Nigger fuck you.

>> No.6054274

Every expensive brand : IM INSECURE AS FUCK,NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO ME AND I COMPENSATE WITH CLOTHES

>> No.6054300

ASOS
Topman
H&M
Uniqlo
Zara

>I have reasonable priorities

this is coming from somone who has a closet full of rick and lanvin btw

>> No.6054323

>>6054300
>Rick AND Lanvin

how does this work

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6054350

huahuehuahue

>> No.6054403

>>6054323
from rick i have
>astaire trousers
>stand collar blazer
>d/l l/s tee

from lanvin
>full-cut trousers
>low-top cap toe sneakers
>cardigan
>plain crewneck tee

if you get basic stuff it's not difficult to mix up. i also admit that i was probably being misleading when i said "closet full of".

>> No.6054466

D&G
>eurotrash yeye party in ibiza are my biceps big enuf
Dsquared2
>I am a homosexual hairdresser and have ABSOLUTELY no taste whatsoever
Raf Simons
>option 1: high fashun B)
>option 2: swag swag nigguh i like asap rocky
CCP, BBS, DD, Guidi, etc.
>I am a gay dentist with an account on sufu
Forever 21, Brandy Melville, Juicy Couture, Coach, Ugg, North Face, Canada Goose
>"""""""""""""""""""""fashion"""""""""""""""""""""" for heterosexual white women primarily between the ages of 12 and 18

>> No.6054475

>>6054466

>12 and 18

more like 12 and 45

>> No.6054469

>>6054466
yus

>> No.6054483

>>6052615
w2c

>> No.6054563

>>6054558
woops wrong thread

>> No.6054558

guys am I too old to start working to get into an ivy

what does harvard actually want?

>> No.6054572

>>6054466
I don't understand your disdain towards D&G. they have excellent pieces, I thought their presentation at this years fashion week was one of the best. Really like how they stayed avant-garde and not just regurgitate old stuff like other big houses do.

>> No.6054587

>>6054572
D&G =/= Dolce and Gabbana

tbh dolce and g SS13 with the sicilian inspo was cool as fuck

>> No.6054590

>>6052649
"ha that guy looks like a ninja!"

>> No.6055025

>>6054466
Where did the "gay dentist" thing come from? I think it is hilarious even though I think those clothes are cool.