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ITT: Bad fitting jeans and ugly running shoes.

>> No.6020598

terrible thread idea

>> No.6020600

>>6020594
>you faggots with your "skinny" jeans look like homos and girls
>you will never have as much sex as I have in my man jeans.

-every bro ever

>> No.6020609

No need for a belt when it gloriously fits.

>> No.6020607

>tfw you can't wear any of your straight leg jeans because it looks like ops picture in your mind

>> No.6020614
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6020614

Raf Simons general?

>> No.6020622

>those cringe-worthy memories back when you were anything but /fa/
>brown sandals erryday at elementary

>> No.6020624

>>6020609
>No need for a belt when it gloriously fits.

http://youtu.be/J2pIvg-2vEY

Behold.

>> No.6020625
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6020625

Better fitting jeans and some better shoes the exact outfit looks much better.

>> No.6020629

>>6020594
Implying the average man gives a flying fuck about the opinion of this shitty board full of completly useless faggots

>> No.6020626

>>6020625

>Better fitting

Code for sperm count reducing?

>> No.6020631

>>6020624
>5 star
i bet murrikans buy this shit thinking it's good because it has 5 stars in the name
hahah fucking americans

>> No.6020632

>>6020625
Thoes are faggy girl jeans

>> No.6020634

Maybe if you didnt dress like such a girl you would be banging a girl instead of posting this shit thread.

>> No.6020635

>>6020629
wtf are you even doing here dude?
other than talking shit in waywts

>> No.6020637

>>6020629
>implying the average man cares about your shitty opinion

>> No.6020641

>>6020634
>banging a girl
>at work

>> No.6020646

i wish i was a little girl
this "man" thing doesn't suit me

>> No.6020647
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6020647

>>6020637
>implying I was implying that

>> No.6020653

>>6020649
yup. seen it on /fit/

>> No.6020649

>>6020647
is there a guy version?

>> No.6020658

>>6020647
the first in 6 is really cute tho
i'd rather date her than bottom middle in 10
this chart sucks ass

>> No.6020662

>>6020624
>http://youtu.be/J2pIvg-2vEY
Do Americans have to assert their manly manliness with every purchase they make?

>> No.6020666

>>6020662
AAAMMMUUURRKIIIAAAAAA!!! YYEEEEAAHHHHH!!! FREEEDUMMM4LYYYFEEE

>> No.6020670

>>6020658
i agree with the text but disagree with a few of the pictures

>> No.6020671
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6020671

>>6020647
>middle bottom row of the 10 category

>> No.6020679

>>6020647
>tfw over 5
feels relieved man

>> No.6020685

>>6020671
also
>9 category top row first from left
>9 category top row 3rd from left
>9 category top row 5th from left
>9 category bottom row 1st from left
>9 category bottom row 2nd from left
>9 category bottom row 5th from left

idk why i wrote all that out

>> No.6020687

skinny jeans are feminine, if you like them you are gay.

no two ways about it.

>> No.6020688
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6020688

>>6020662

>> No.6020691
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6020691

>>6020687
>Women are feminine, if you like them you are gay.

>> No.6020700

>>6020598
I like it.

>> No.6020704

>>6020647
requesting guy version

>> No.6020715

>>6020600
/thread

>> No.6020710

>>6020704
there is a guy version but it sucks. get this... mike is a 10! lmao

>> No.6020716

>>6020710
>tfw not mike

>> No.6020721
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6020721

>>6020716

>> No.6020740

>>6020594
ITT gays who like jeans that crush their balls.

>> No.6020742

>>6020740
post fit fuccfuck

>> No.6020752

>>6020740
Have you got your balls crushed by jeans recently?

>> No.6020763

>>6020740
actually wearing jeans high up on your waist like op pic is 10 times more uncomfortable for your balls

>> No.6020777
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6020777

Glad I have this gem for special occasions such as this.

>> No.6020784

>>6020740
You're one of those kids who overreacts every time his testicles come into contact with a surface because HEY GUYS I HAVE BALLS IM A GUY WITH BALLS AND DICKS LOOK AT ME
ARENT
I
MANLY
WITH MY DICK WHICH IS HERE

>> No.6020789

not nuff room fur muh ginormus bawls dough!

>> No.6020793

>>6020625
>better shoes
>chuck
I guess that's better?

>> No.6020808

>>6020800
>fit

>> No.6020800

>>6020784
The reason people love to troll here is because you guys are the most insecure of any other board, its so fucking easy.

Stay faggot

>> No.6020810

>>6020777
the autism is strong in these ones

>> No.6020816

>>6020800
The REAL reason people love to troll here is because we're the best of a bad lot and they all jealous they can't into our special sekrit club

>> No.6020823

>>6020800
trolling

>>>/b/
>>>/highschool/

>> No.6020833

>>6020800
4chan would be deserted if people didn't enjoy arguing with strangers.
You aren't fooling or tricking anyone.

>> No.6020901

>>6020662
Wait, you don't?

You don't feel handsome and manly in your favorite clothes? Just by wearing the nicest stuff my dick feels 4 inch longer

>> No.6020912

>>6020647
/r/ing the Guy version

>> No.6020932

>>6020740
Generally skinny jeans have spandex and are more flexible than normal ones. I can do a full rom squat in skinny jeans but not normal ones.

>> No.6020942

>>6020833
Arguing is fun.

>> No.6020945

>>6020932
>spandex
>I have no clue what I am talking about

>> No.6020950

>>6020945
I don't need to, I haven't worn skinny jeans since high school.

>> No.6020972
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6020972

>>6020687
Someone still wears bootcut and carpenter's

>> No.6020981
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6020981

>>6020972
>6020972

>> No.6021055

>>6020942
Not it isn't you cunt.

>> No.6021071
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6021071

not a running shoe but should I cop or not?

50 bucks on myhabit

>> No.6021074

>>6020625
>less crotch room than skinnies

amazing

>> No.6021075
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6021075

>>6020981

>> No.6021112

>>6021071
no, ugly logo and sole

>> No.6021127

I feel people who wear skinny jeans are insecure and not man enough to pull off real jeans

>> No.6021133

>>6021127
or they enjoy the look and the perceived coolness of skinny jeans with the social group they desire to appeal to

>> No.6021135

>>6021071
no

>> No.6021140

>>6021127
>that guy who only wears dadjeans because he is scared of wearing anything new

>> No.6021141

>>6021127
>not man enough to pull off real jeans
>this is what plebs tell themselves

>> No.6021146

>>6021133
nah i don't think so, i think they feel they have to look slightly queer and beta so the alpha males don't acknowledge them

>> No.6021157

>>6021133
>perceived coolness
What other coolness is there?

>> No.6021158

>>6021141
Actually they just think you're a hipster trying really hard to peacock.

>> No.6021169

>>6021158
>hipster
we're done here

>> No.6021175

>>6021158
>hipster trying really hard to peacock
What?
Seriously, what?

>> No.6021174

this will be '/fa/' next year. and all you faggy sheep will follow suit.

>> No.6021212

>>6021175
You are all hipsters. You are in denial of it as hard as the scene kids back in high school.

>I'm not scene! (Wearing all black with straightened and dyed hair and an asking Alexandria shirt on with a white belt and neon shoelaces.

>I'm not a hipster! I mean what is a hipster anyway, man. (A hipster is someone who doesn't dress like a normal person and listens to bands most people haven't heard of, they possibly have a tumblr or frequent blogs on the site.)

You're hipsters, that is what normal people call you and that's what you are.

>> No.6021227

>>6021212
come to think of it the hipsters of today WERE the scene kids of highschool

>> No.6021232

>>6021212
Have you even seen how few people younger than your dad wear "man jeans" these days.
Very few.

>> No.6021237

>>6021212
so basically you're you're defining "hipster" as anyone who's different from you?

>> No.6021242

>>6021212
>implying normal people call me anything
>implying I'm secure enough to leave my basement in those clothes

>> No.6021253

>>6021237
Here we go; "I just can't wrap my head around this whole 'defining' thing. I mean, can we really define anything?".

>> No.6021261

>>6021227
Usually scene kids become hipsters at 19 or halfway through their freshman year of college.

>on to the next phase

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6021267

>>6021212

>> No.6021283

>>6021267
Everyone in that picture with a prop is a hipster.

>> No.6021311

>>6021055
Feminized mangina detected.

>> No.6021316

Skinny jeans... I don't get it! Can you even bend in those things?

>> No.6021321

>>6020912
still /r/ Ing that pic

>> No.6021324

>>6021316
Yes, they stretch.

>> No.6021348

>>6021316
If you are not fat

>> No.6021353

>>6021267
>those first three guys
>anything close to a hipster

>> No.6021357

Man Jeans: Slim Fit Jeans.

Not too loose, not too skinny. Perfect.

>> No.6021394

>>6021353
>That just means you're the third hipster down

>> No.6021400

itt: my dad telling me i shouldnt wear skinny jeans

>> No.6021645

>>6021353
>implying hipster is a real thing

>> No.6022280

>>6021645
"There's no such thing as hipsters and if there were I'm not one, uhh, he is." -every hipster ever.

>> No.6022317

>>6022280
“Hipster” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.

It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.

Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).

You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hipster” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.

The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hipster” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hipsters!” - so you project those feelings.

Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the authentic Us from the inauthentic, “ironic” Them.
fuck u

>> No.6022338

>>6022317
Fucking hipster.

>> No.6022487

>>6022317

brah the word hipster has been around for over 60 years now, get ur shit together b4 postin a wall text lel

>> No.6022508

>>6022487
it's a copy pasta
do u think I'm poet or something
also what does the origin of the word have to do with its use today

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6022619

>>6022317
“Hippie” is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else’s personal hygiene into question and, by extension, claim cleanliness for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you’ve probably sensed the pattern on your own).
You can’t define what “that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle” actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That’s because you don’t use “hippie” to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren’t for your own insecurities, nothing that a “hippie” could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - “Do I not shower because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I’m certainly not like those filthy hippies!” - so you project those feelings.
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hippie; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the well-groomed Us from the smelly, “unwholesome” Them.

>> No.6022632

>>6022508
fronk yong?

>> No.6022729

ITT:Diarrhea

>> No.6022857

>>6022619
This can be said about any label because people want to be special snowflakes not categorized.

>> No.6023124

>>6020671
I dont like any of the tens actually
well they are kinda hot, but no tens, many nines are better