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6000738 No.6000738 [Reply] [Original]

Give me one reason you're not otter. It's been proven to be the most /fa/.

>> No.6000744

I like potato chips too much
muh skinnyfat
>quasimodo eipair

>> No.6000741

muh genes

>> No.6000751

>>6000744
>iktf
6'3" 150 lbs...

>> No.6000756
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6000756

I'll leave it to the male muddels.

>> No.6000757

>Caring about your body as long as you're not fat

>> No.6000770

I have a slow metabolism.

>> No.6000765

>>6000738
> implying this guy isn't a Dorito away from becoming skinnyfat

>> No.6000781

Because i am fat neckbeard

>> No.6000815

>>6000757
>>6000757
>>6000757
This, unless its for sports/army/personal reasons ect.

low bf and you're set

>> No.6000819

OP, easy answer:
Most /fa/ is not the most sexy.

Ripped mode is.

That's why I'm ripped mode.

>> No.6000835

>>6000819
If you ask men it's ripped.
If you ask women it's otter.

Make your choice people.

>> No.6000840

It's simple, I prefer auschwitz.

>> No.6000855

I don't work out. I also eat only just enough to sustain life. I think it stunted my growth as I'm only 5' 6" and 100 lbs.

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>>6000757
>>6000815
>not having women drool over your delicious ottery bod
Good, stay that way.

>> No.6000894

How to get otter but avoid being auschwitz.

>> No.6000898

>>6000835
No, women prefer ripped. Show them otter and ripped and they will prefer ripped. By ripped I don't mean huge, I mean naturally muscular with low bodyfat.

Why would you ask? Well, because it looks more masculine and women prefer masculine, dominant men. A ripped body commands more respect and signals power. It's obvious why it's the best choice. Why aren't male models ripped? Well, underwear models are. But male models aren't ripped, because then standard clothes would not fit them. They are as hangers for the clothes really.

>> No.6000902

>>6000894
auschwitz is p effay

>> No.6000903

>>6000882
Yes, that's more than otter, I'd say ripped and wins ottermode all the time if we speak about body only.

>> No.6000899

>>6000882
>wanting sloot ganjas

you can keep your club sluts m8

>> No.6000924

Do you guys honesty lift for women.

all you need is confidence. girls are too dumb to know what they want

>> No.6000918

>>6000819
>Get ripped.
>Entire wardrobe is now polo shirts.
Nah fuck that.

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>>6000899
I don't even like sorostitutes m8.

>> No.6000936

>>6000918
Yes, this is a problem. But that's why you have to order bespoke clothing. I own now polo shirts, all of my button downs are custom tailored. Beats weakling mode anytime.

>> No.6000943

>>6000924
cause girls want my body more than yours

>> No.6000946

>>6000918
iktf

>> No.6000952
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bad eating habits

but not for long! this summer I'm gonna rock some clean nutrients and serious exercise

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>>6000952
Start now so when you go to a pool or the beach bitches will mire!

>> No.6000981

>>6000738
>>6000756
>>6000964
Wud u guys fug? :DDDD

>> No.6000983
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6000983

Is this otter or auschwitz?

>> No.6001002

>>6000882
Thats not otter, thats athletic.
Its a level above.

>> No.6001004

>>6000983
otter

>> No.6001005

>>6000983
That is otter class, but iwht a higher bfi

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>>6001004
>>6001005
Is this nigga roidin'?

>> No.6001063

How much would someone who is Auschwitz-mode with 2.5% body fat have to work out to achieve borderline ottermode such as beibs here?
>>6000983

>> No.6001105

>>6001063
About 3 months in the gym and eat a bit more.

>> No.6001137

>>6001063
Go swimming.
Eat more.
Wih "eat more" I mean eat candies and cookies in between meals.

>> No.6001138

>>6000738
im lazy af

>> No.6001161

>>6001063
You're not 2.5% bf

>> No.6001169

>TFW 6'0" 160

Forever chubby.