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The general concensus with my life is that my only taste is the one who say " yes "

>implying I have a choice ; pic related

>> No.5989437

>>5989429
Run.!

>> No.5989447

oh man she's fucking adorable

>> No.5989449

the making of a crazy cat lady

>> No.5989451

looks like that meep dude with a wig

>> No.5989452

>>5989429
>mute
Marriage material right there

>> No.5989459

>>5989429
hair down to my thighs.
I fukin puked.

>> No.5989460

Isn't this a bait that some board here made?

>> No.5989465

>>5989459
>not liking long haired girls
u gay or what son?

>> No.5989470

Too good to be true,so i'm guessing it's fake.

>> No.5989477

>>5989465
Shes 5'8.
There is no way all of it is getting washed.
Whats worse is shes probably not getting it cut because shes too afraid to talk to someone to cut it.

>> No.5989488

10/10 would breed

>> No.5989485
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5989485

>>5989429
OMA GAWFFF

>> No.5989492

would date, break up with cause she'd probably be a terrible gf, then hopefully stay friends for anime and vidya :)

>> No.5989496

>>5989477
>washing your hair
i bet you use shampoo too

>> No.5989498

>implying "nerdy" and "shy" girls aren't as much into alphas and bbc as normal whores are.

>> No.5989493

>>5989477
shes a mute...

>> No.5989513

>>5989493
Willing to bet shes one of those anxiety mutes.

>> No.5989527 [DELETED] 

>Drugs
>Never

As cuddly as she is this would ever work.
>tfw no trippy gf

>> No.5989533
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5989533

>>5989429
I HERD YOU LIKE SESAME???

Taste mine it is very big and it is between my legs

>> No.5989535

>Drugs
>Never

As cuddly as she is this would never work.
>tfw no trippy gf

>> No.5989539

>>5989533
if you say sesame really quickly it kinda sounds like "sex with me"

coincidence???????????

>> No.5989553
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>>5989539
Good one!

Of course not!

>> No.5989573

>When I talk on the internet, I use lots of ellipses...
dream girl ruined

>> No.5989578
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5989578

Well I'm an alpha college girl outstanding in my clothes thanks to you guys and right now I've got a crush on this quite boy in the university library

>help me /fa/

I've always been there to criticize and help you with your clothers so can you help me now in return ?

He's brushing when I smile at him wut do ?

>> No.5989584

>>5989578
blusging* sorry

>> No.5989593

>>5989584
fucking lol

but honestly if you're a nicely dressed "alpha" girl you don't have to do shit at all. go up to him and start a conversation, he'll probably be nervous as fuck so you don't have to worry about being the one to look silly.

if you want him you probably have him already

>> No.5989595

>>5989578
Be patient and make him feel good when you meet, do not hesitate to make the fist couple moves but in the end he will be more and more comfortable with you.

>> No.5989600

>>5989578
Go up to him with mad cleavage and start a conversation about nothing

>Implying girls have to try

>> No.5989596

>>5989578
post a fit pic

>> No.5989605

>>5989460
it sounds like it
/r9k/ or /a/ would be the vitcims i assume

>> No.5989611

>>5989600
>mad cleavage
>to a shy boy
worst advice ever

>> No.5989613

>>5989578
I wish I was that guy, I masterbate right now thinking about that situation

>> No.5989618
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5989618

>>5989600
She will give him an animu nosebleed.

>> No.5989619

>>5989578
pls post pic

>> No.5989623

>>5989618
Sorry, I don't know what that is because I'm not a house-nigga nerd like you

>> No.5989624

>>5989613
tfw no girl will ever think of how to approach me
tfw no girl will ever have a crush on me

those feels kill me

>> No.5989632

>>5989624
these feels

>> No.5989641

>>5989624
Masterbat yu

>> No.5989642

>>5989600

>implying attractive girls have to try

Fixed that

Attractive girls have to try a lot less than attractive men in general, yeah. Genuinely ugly girls have it almost as bad as ugly men, the difference is they don't really get called creeps or whatever

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5989655

>>5989623
housenigganerd.

Ouch man.

>> No.5989656

>>5989642
Actually being an ugly guy is better. You can still get bitches with power. Women have only their looks going for them. So if they look bad they are fucked. Luckily there are always betas with low standards that will still be your bfs.

>> No.5989661

>>5989656
So you're saying no women have power? Wow man, sexist oh wow so chauvinistic what's your deal wow

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5989662

>>5989624

those feels

>> No.5989663
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5989663

I don't really have a type. There is only one girl I have any serious interest in, and whenever I meet other girls with similar attributes I become very judgmental of their shortcomings.

Last time I was discussing this with friends, and they thought this was strange I asked them what they thought my type was. They said blonde girl, "hipster" glasses, skinny and tall, and wearing flannel. Dumb cunts.

>> No.5989664

Did anyone find out if this girl was actually legit?
'cause she seems like a cool girl to hang out with in general. muh animus and vidya.

>> No.5989667

THIRSTY THURSDAYS

POST YOUR /FA/IFUS

>> No.5989665

>>5989624
these are the sort of feels that keep me up late at night. devastating.

>> No.5989669

>>5989661
yo I'm not about to fuck some ugly chick just because she's rich

>> No.5989670

That bitch is mad cute dog

>> No.5989681
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5989681

>>5989667

#thethirstisreal
#youcanlookgoodinanythingifyou'refuckinghotanyway-core

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5989692

>>5989667

>> No.5989695
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5989695

>>5989667

>> No.5989696
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5989696

>>5989429

>> No.5989702
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>> No.5989704

that feel when you will never be a pretty, petite, fragile, elegant looking shy girl

>> No.5989717

>>5989704
what are you?

>> No.5989723

>>5989717
an ugly boy :< not feminine enough to trap

>> No.5989731
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5989731

hnnnggg

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5989750

>>5989731
>>5989731
name pls

>> No.5989776
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5989776

Well I guess I'll stalk him some more and manage to catch the title of his current book then google it and go talk to him about it

>I got hit on in front of him once when I was reading the newspaper by some kind of /fit/ joke and I glanced over him while being game by a joke he was fixing the same page for the whole interaction lol

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5989778

>>5989750
mfw when this guy finds out the name he's gonna be tripping balls

>> No.5989787

>>5989778
im cumming buckets...

halp

>> No.5989793

>>5989776
>Dat pic
>tfw a girl does gothninja 50x better then you or any dude you've ever seen

>> No.5989803

>>5989793
post a fit

>> No.5989798

>>5989793
>that pic
>gothninja

>> No.5989801

I don't think about it anymore. I watch too much porn.

>> No.5989813

>>5989801
post some favorite links

>> No.5989814
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5989814

>>5989793

idk bois do it pretty good too

>> No.5989817
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5989817

>>5989814

>> No.5989820

>>5989814
>>5989817
so how is that gothninja?

>> No.5989828

>>5989820

how is this gothninja?

>>5989776

>> No.5989829

>>5989793
those docs
rofl nice ruse

>> No.5989830

>>5989817
>>5989814
Hes wearing all black so hes goth ninga.
Fucking Retarts these days GadDam!

>> No.5989827

>>5989820

Yea it's more 'all black streetwear'

>> No.5989834

>>5989827

the other girl is wearing an ma-1 and dr martens. its also just black steetwear.

>> No.5989838

>>5989830

well define it then lol. theres no strict definition dude

>> No.5989839

>>5989776
w2c gf?

>> No.5989845
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5989845

>>5989838
It doesn't exist.
Just like dadcore doesn't exist.

>> No.5989852

>>5989845
dadcore's just shit menswear yo

>> No.5989855

>>5989845

i agree, thats why people should shut up with the "its nooooott gooothninja" whining. its just a vague descriptor for streetwear without a lot of bright colors.

>> No.5989865

>>5989855
lol no

>> No.5989872

>>5989855
define streetwear fuccboi

>> No.5989879

>>5989669

I knew some dude who had kids with some uglyish chick because she was rich as hell

I think they divorced when she found out about his side piece

>>5989661
lel

>> No.5989882

>>5989872

clothing that you wear at places other than work.

>>5989865

go ahead, its basically about as useful to a thread as posting "bump" but its fine with me.

>> No.5989883

>>5989882
rofl

>> No.5989886

>>5989883

lol

>> No.5989912

>>5989886
lmao

>> No.5989914
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5989914

My type

>> No.5989917

>>5989914
generic

>> No.5989928
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5989928

>>5989578
How can you be alpha and have trouble striking up a conversation with a 'quiet boy'.

Fucking hell, everyone thinks they're alpha these days.

OT: Pic related. One of the worlds most beautiful women ever.

>> No.5989968

>>5989776
i would suggest not approaching him and trying to give him signals that it is okay for him to talk to you. giving him the allusion that he is pursuing something will probably be the best way.

every time ive been approached by women it feels odd and off putting. i know a lot of beta guys on this board wished they were approached by women but its not what you think it is.

>> No.5989985

>>5989968
>every time ive been approached by women it feels odd and off putting. i know a lot of beta guys on this board wished they were approached by women but its not what you think it is.

fuck you
-beta perma virgin

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5990024

>>5989429
>tfw you will never date a girl like that

>> No.5990036

>>5989429
IRL hanako

>> No.5990086
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5990086

>>5989429
JGL in a wig cannot unsee.

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>>5989968
my current gf actually took the initiative and asked me out after knowing me for a couple years
mfw i snagged a skinny korean qt3.14
she ain't too /fa/ tho

>> No.5990475

>>5989985
let me explain what he means: you will be either intimidated & dont know how to react, or dont believe shes genuinely interested e.g. it somekind of trap and she will laugh at you with her popular friends

>> No.5990533

>>5990086
i'd fuck jgl in a wig

>>5990418
you're not /fa/ either, go away

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5990599

>>5989451
>implying you wouldn't fuck me

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5990813

>>5989429
Dude, shes mute.
No "OP clean your shit!" or "lets go to my mom's op!"
snatch that.

>> No.5990833

An introverted girl.

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5990856

>>5990813
>that game
Jesus H. Christ the feels ;_;

>> No.5990861

>>5989968
nah that's bs

>> No.5990866

>>5990813
had that bitch on n64,

>that level where you climb to the top of the treehouse

>> No.5990863

>>5990856
>MFW buzz lightyear to the rescue.

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5990878

>>5990866
Motherfucker

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5990883

>>5990863
>MFW I defeated that fuck Mcgee Zurg

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5990907

>>5990883
>Look at buzz
>look at zurg
>look at buzz
>look at zurg
Zurg stylin of /fa/.
>MFW zurgcore

>> No.5990913

>>5990813
>go over to friends house
>fuck yeah toy story
>friend is a dick, doesn't explain controls to me
>places buzz in a fucking elevator shaft
>hands controller to me
>your turn anon
>freak the fuck out
>elevator shafts scary
>motherfuckin zerg
NOPE.TIFF

>> No.5990919

>>5990913
zurg*
god dammit.

>> No.5990914

>>5990866
hardest game in existence.

>> No.5990938

>>5990813

Oh fuck right in the nostalgia

>that level when you have to climb up that fucking building to get to that one faggot boss that was hiding

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>>5989692
omg she is just so qt

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5990959

>>5989776

>> No.5990968

>>5989787
>what is google image search

>> No.5990990

>>5990861
yeah i was just giving anecdotal evidence take it with a grain of salt

>> No.5990996

>>5990959
#spotsblown

>> No.5991037

>>5989578
>He's brushing when I smile at him wut do ?

He thinks you're like one of the many people who used to make fun of him when he was in middle school (an ugly geek).

Sorry bitch, he ain't interested.