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>you will never cuddle with rick owens in bed then you spoon together and you're the little spoon and he's the big spoon and feel him breathing on your neck as you fall asleep

>> No.5954397
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5954397

More like
>You will never be as ugly as Rick and Michele

>> No.5954408
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5954408

>you will never lift with rick in an avant garde Parisian gym then violently ass fuck each other in the locker room afterwards

>> No.5954410

Spooning is fucking awful and uncomfortable.

>no good position to be in
>have to be on your side
>arm around bitch, underneath waist, dead in five minutes
>face full of hair
>hot as fuck

>> No.5954418

>>5954408
toplel

>> No.5954423

>tfw rick will never put his oiled calfskin in your skirted silk shorts

;_;

>> No.5954429

>>5954423
oiled calf feels so much like lubricated condoms too

>> No.5954438

>>5954410
>dick to ass feelsgoodman
yeah being on your side sucks cant say shit
>arm around bitch, other one goes above your head
>face full of hair (very sensual)
>keepin each other warm
spooning master race

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>rick will never piss in your mouth as you finger his asshole

>> No.5954444

>>5954438
I've tried above head, not comfortable for me. Guess I'd have to get used to it or something. Under waist feels alright, except for the loss of circulation. Dick to ass is pretty good...

>> No.5954447
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>>5954408
>mfw I cum on Rick's beak

>> No.5954454

>>5954438
bro u r gay as fuck

>> No.5954452

is it weird to think he looks good?
n-no homo

>> No.5954462
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>rfw he sees this thread

>> No.5954459

>>5954454
whats gay about liking to cuddle wit women lmao

>> No.5954467
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>>5954429

someone needs to post a fit pic of ricks goat hair cock ring

>> No.5954474

>>5954459
you're an effeminate emasculated man for doing that shit

>> No.5954481

wtf does he have world war 2 scars on his face?

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>you will never fuck ricks ass while eating out michele lamy's disgusting loose vagina as she shits on your face

>> No.5954493

>>5954479
all while wearing avant garde s&m fashion

>> No.5954489

>>5954474
>spending time with someone in a romantic sense is effeminate

I didn't know people from >>>/r9k/ browse other boards

>> No.5954487

>tfw i'll never lift in geobaskets

>> No.5954499

>>5954489
>/r9k/
not even once

>> No.5954495

>>5954467
lmao is this forreal

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>>5954479
that makes me very grateful

>> No.5954503

he looks so majestic
his hair is like a mane

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>>5954479

>> No.5954508

>>5954502
holy fuck... look at the length of his goddamn soles

>> No.5954521

>>5954508

lol wtf

>> No.5954518

>>5954495

yeah

http://cotonblanc.tumblr.com/post/36520610900/rick-owens-new-store-cum-shrine-has-finally

>> No.5954539

>>5954508
>tfw rick wears fakes

>> No.5954543

>>5954518
I'd totally buy that if any of my sexual partners weren't completely freaked out by it.

>> No.5954551

>>5954545
u get it wet and it shrinks to fit

>> No.5954545

>>5954518

my dick is way too skinny for that

>> No.5954561

>>5954518
Visually imagine, for a moment, that he did product testing of that on Lamy.

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>>5954561
mfw

>> No.5954588

>>5954474
lol you can't be serious, grow up.

>> No.5954598

>>5954479
>>5954561
I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

>> No.5954601

>>5954588
lol, I can't believe you're still replying to that, you insecure fuckwit

>> No.5954682

>>5954438
>>face full of hair (very sensual)

no nigga
no