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do you have any effay related idiosyncrasies or regimens? i have some exhausting morning routines but it could also be something like how you shop, wash clothes, be social, anything.

heres my morning one. it takes forever
>in the shower
any water that touches my hair is cold
no poo, so straight to conditioner if it's monday
but if i really need to get some wax out of my hair i'll use gel douche
while that's in, use pumice stone on elbows, feet
wash dick, pits, feet
use clearasil on shoulders and back
rinse conditioner

>at the sink
whiting mouth rinse
whiting toothpaste
if i need to shave, sit my brush in some hot water for a minute or two
shave
use proactive 1,2,3
wait a bit so step 3 soaks in
use prescribed tonic
use prescribed nose cream (corners of my nose are kinda red)
patrickbateman.gif
take my doxy pill
use skin bleaching cream on dark spots
use neosporin if i got cut shaving
apply sunscreen
now i have to wait at least 15 mins so i don't get burned from my creamz
antiperspirant
cologne

>still not out the fucking door
put music on
brew coffee
put bread in toaster
choose clothes
do hair after top layer of clothes is on
eat / drink
switch comfy insoles into todays shoes if i feel like it
grab sunglasses, headphones, granny smith apple

what are yours?

>> No.5948094

this has to be the most autistic post on /fa/ ever

>> No.5948097

someone screencap this shit and send it to historian

>> No.5948113

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion.

>> No.5948120

brush teeth
shower
make breaky
sit around for awhile eatting breaky, hair dried.
put clothes on.
maybs waywt
go to uni

>> No.5948129

>>5948120

>implying any of that is /fa/