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5922832 No.5922832[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw no gf

>> No.5922838

>>>/fit/
>>>/r9k/

>> No.5922845

>tfw no friends in general

I can't even make friends. A gf is the last thing i'll ever get

>> No.5922852

>tfw I listen to tswift and 1D loudly in public in the hopes grills will notice and want to talk about it

>> No.5922855

my sides

>> No.5922857

>>5922852
I would walk up to you and ask you when you came out of the closet

>> No.5922861

>>5922857
t-thanks

>> No.5922867
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5922867

>tfw never had a gf
>tfw finally about to get a gf
>tfw got a fwb instead

i just want someone to love

>> No.5922871

I blast morrissey out of my car...

I'm 3rd poster nofriends guy

>> No.5922883

>>5922845
>>5922871

All us Billy No Mates should join a club

>> No.5922897
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5922897

>>5922867
That's even worse then not having a gf.

>> No.5922903

>>5922867
you will never be loved
you're just the weird "friend" who keeps her entertained while she's waiting for the real bf

>> No.5922909
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5922909

>>5922867
>tfw in love with former best friend
>tfw you had a falling out because you couldn't deal with not having her
>tfw still think about her every day for hours
>tfw it's been six months since you last spoke and you want to tell her you love her every day
>tfw you don't have her number anymore

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5922912

>>5922883

Agreed. We'll make a club where we go around and beat the shit out of naturally extroverted people

>> No.5922915
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5922915

>tfw you don't know what you look like to other people

>> No.5922934

>>5922915
post a pic on here or /soc/ and simply ask...

>> No.5922955

>>5922934

dude i meant in real life

whether i look like i do in photos or in the mirror

>> No.5922962

>>5922955
autism

>> No.5922956

>>5922955
a-are you retarded?

>> No.5922959

>>5922955
photos. the mirror is reveresed

>> No.5922960

>>5922955
what the fuck

>> No.5922965

>tfw summer is coming up and you just want a gf to spend time with
>tfw you will probably waste it developing the arse groove in your chair

>> No.5922966

That feel when I like a girl from one of my classes and I feel as if I could definitely get her as my girlfriend if I tried but I literally do not know how to approach it. I'm a good person to talk to after the whole awkward approach, but I don't know how to get over that.

>> No.5922967

>>5922965
do you have any friends? if so ask if they know any single grills they could introduce you to

>> No.5922970

>>5922966
>hi femanon
>hi
>my name's anon
>i'm femanon
>would you like to get coffee some time, femanon?

problem solv-ed

>> No.5922982

>>5922966
go up to her
a loud "HEY!"
ask her for her name and say "you're in my class right?"
take it from there...

>> No.5922986

Fuck you guys, I came here from /fit/ and /o/ because I was told you get laid often.

Seems I was lied to.

>> No.5922984
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5922984

>>5922967
the few friends I have are losers like me

>tfw beta friend gets gf before you

>> No.5922994

>>5922986
Every board has the >tfw no gf guys.

>> No.5922995

>>5922986
you cannot escape the feels brah

>> No.5922992

>>5922986
we don't actually go outside
the reason we dress nice is because of the waywts

>> No.5922993

>>5922984
iktf

>tfw 5/10 bro gets 7/10 gf
>tfw you are 7/10 and no gf

he goes to college and has a job though so more ops to meet peeps

>> No.5922997

>>5922992
>mfw I sit at home in my N&F and henleys all day every day

>> No.5923002

>>5922997
>tfw virgin goes for 2 weeks because no opportunity to go outside

>> No.5923008

>>5922966
dude just go up and be like

"CAN YOU BE MY QT GF PLS, I LOVE YOU BB PLS RESWPOND"

>> No.5923014

>>5922997
>>5923002
iktfb, go outside pretty much only 3 days a week most of the time.
I'm hopefully getting a job and going to the gym now though so will go out erryday and have $

>> No.5923017

>>5922984

story of my life man. On the rare occasion I actually do make any "friends", they are always loosers with no friends like me.

Its a never ending cycle of infinite nothingness being this way.

Extroverted people also get all of the jobs. the world wants you dead when your lonely

>> No.5923020

>>5923014
>3 days a week

look at mr extrovert over here

>> No.5923035

>>5922909
oh god my sympathy
> broke up with gf when 15
> depression and few bitches since
> get drunk and confess shitt
> shes the only one who truly knows me now
> these old feels come back
dammit i even know she likes me why aren't we getting at it
hold me fa

>> No.5923057
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5923057

>> No.5923058

>>5923035
a-atleast she doesn't hate you :'c

>> No.5923068

>>5922960
>>5922962
>>5922956
>>5922962

what the fuck fucking samefag its a legit issue that is bothering me

>> No.5923071

>>5923068
not samefag

in a mirror.. you look mirrored... so... yeah...

>> No.5923076

>>5923071

what the fuck are you a retard?

>> No.5923078
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5923078

>>5923068
> (You)
> (You)
> (You)
> (You)

>> No.5923087

>>5923076
are you coaxing me into a snafu? you look exactly like you look like in photos. that is what other people see.

>> No.5923088

>>5923078

LOL hashtagLOL

>> No.5923092

>>5923087

this is not true

citation neeeded dumb fag

>> No.5923102

devious flim-flams

>> No.5923105

>>5923092
stop trying to trick me anon

>> No.5923128

>>5923105
>>5923092
it doesn't actually have to do with if it's mirrored or not. i mean:

if you are used to seeing an image (your face in the mirror) then you stop noticing the flaws.
if you mirror the image (your face in photos) then suddenly the flaws are more apparent.
the version you are not used to seeing is probably how you look to someone meeting you for the first time
idk what this phenomenon is called

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5923129

>>5922955
depends on the camera

>> No.5923133

>>5923105
>>5923087
>>5923071
Lol you'r getting trolld so hard would you like fries with your butthurt gg

>> No.5923136

>>5923035
>broke up with gf 2/3 years ago because she wasn't sure she could cope with long distance
>know she didn't really want to
>are still close for the next few months
>she gets a bf, I'm okay with it.
>meet up during the next summer a year later on a night out: "Hang on I'm going to call up <bf at the time> and break up with him."
>"you fucking what. You know that's a dumb idea, and you're only doing it because you're here with me now."
>"I'm only with him because I can't be with you"
>I'm pretty mad, because that's clearly a dumb thing; whether it involves me or not.
>go back to seperate unis at the end of summer, don't speak about it except for the day after, where she claims she doesn't remember saying any of it (but she does, I knew it, and admitted it later.)
>over the next year or so she has a couple of shorter relationships, we're not really in contact
>last week, get a text at 5am along the lines of "None of my relationships can hold a candle to ours, I don't feel anything like I did with you"
>a million feels at once
pls 2 hold

>> No.5923142

>>5923128

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism<wbr>

>> No.5923143

>>5923129
you mean focal lenght

>> No.5923147
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5923147

Guys, stop arguing about the mirrors and the photos.

Take a mirror.

Got a mirror?

Get another mirror.

Two mirrors.

Line them up with eachother.

Reflect your face in one mirror off of the other.

Your face will be flipped, without the distortion of camera lens.

That's what you look like in real life.

>> No.5923150

>>5923143
/p/ pls go

(what do you call people from /p/?)

>> No.5923153
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5923153

>>5922955
you look most realistic in videos. pictures are not real due to being static and 2 dimensional and also depend on camera lenses, in mirror everything is real except its reversed. you could also get 2 mirrors which would be the most realistic of them all.

>> No.5923154

>>5923143
probably yeah

>> No.5923157

What the fuck does this have to do with fashion? Fuck this thread.

>> No.5923161

>>5923157
post your feels. you know you want to

>> No.5923163

>>5922845

To the contrary, I have a great gf but I have no really close friends.

>> No.5923169

>>5923163
fuck you

>> No.5923179
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5923179

>tfw don't if girls are staring at me because I look stupid
>tfw others guys keep looking really angry at me

>> No.5923183

>>5923179
rick owens isn't appreciated irl

>> No.5923184
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5923184

>>>/fit/
>>>/mu/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/
>>>/highschool/

>> No.5923186

>>5923169
i have a great gf and several close friends

>> No.5923187

>>5923136
Hurry up and post you double nigger you sound like somebody I know

>> No.5923188

>>5923183
I don't wear that shit, I wear relatively normal things.

>> No.5923191

>>5923188
What is "relatively normal"?

>> No.5923198

>>5923187
It's Drake, so you probs don't know me

>> No.5923194

>>5923147

well guys

it was fun but time to commit suicide

>> No.5923196

>tfw girls chase after me but still no gf.

>> No.5923200

>>5923136
> "None of my relationships can hold a candle to ours, I don't feel anything like I did with you"
i-i-i think/hope she feels like this, she was crushed when we broke up

>> No.5923202

>>5923191
Just normal clothes, no girls jean or stupid shit like goofninja or supreme

>> No.5923203

>>5923196
I don't know this feel

>> No.5923204

>>5923196
>I'm lonely and it's my fault

>> No.5923207

>>5923203
It's an overrated feel.

>> No.5923208

>>5923202
WHAT IS NORMAL CLOTHES NIGGER? I AM NOT YOU I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU CONSIDER NORMAL. POST FIT

>> No.5923210
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5923210

>>5923194
Sucks for you. My face looks better when it's flipped because it's asymmetrical. I hate looking in mirrors, but pictures of me are alright.

>> No.5923218

>>5923208
You know, just jeans and a sweatshirt and maybe a track jacket.

>> No.5923220

>>5923210
>tfw subconsciously tilt head to the left by 5-10 degrees when sitting down and its noticeably in every photo of me ever

>> No.5923224

>>5923218
are you uggo?

>> No.5923229
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5923229

>>5923161

>> No.5923230

>>5923210

stfu that thing isnt even true anyway

you look like you do in the mirror there no excuses

>> No.5923231

>>5923224
I don't think so.

>> No.5923233

>tfw attempt to dress nice
>tfw people staring
>tfw not sure if they think i look good or i look like a tryhard faggot

seriously how do you tell? i get complimented here and there but the fucking staring man.. what do they mean?

>> No.5923240

>>5923230
Yeah but some people are really delusional, especially on /fa/ for some reason.

Most people think they looks like a model in the mirror.

>> No.5923241

>>5923231
post fit

>> No.5923245
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5923245

>>5923230
>a flipped picture of your face is how you look in real life guys!
>DON'T CALL ME WRONG
You're fuckin' dumb, dude.

>> No.5923247

>>5923233
oh god this
>tfw get stares and get paranoid
>tfw dress down and get no looks and get depressed

>> No.5923251

>>5923245

ur stupid

>> No.5923252

>>5923204
Pretty much.

>> No.5923253

>>5923150
/p/lebs amirite

>> No.5923265

>be with friend who is girl
>be flirting heavily for an hour
>no I can't have sex with you anon I've done it with all your friends and I don't want to get a reputation
>tfw she still goes on about how hot my friends are
>tfw she still tells me about guys she has one night stands with
>tfw I don't really want sex with her it just doesn't feel nice to be outright told like that and then have her rub it in my face like that just pisses me off
>tfw I can't get rid of her as a friend because she's the only one that I can actually rely on for anything

>> No.5923267

>>5923200
>"You know our relationship being so good was a shit way to start, every relationship I've had since then has ducked[sic] up because it was never as good as ours was it's bloody annoying that I still can't love anyone like I loved you. Anyway that's my drunken rambling for the evening hope you're goooood zzz"
>4:47 am, 22 March

I thought my paraphrasing was pretty adequate, but ok.

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5923269

>>5923251
You're an ignorant retard.

I bet you post the
>tfw im model tier sometimes but look bad other times :(

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5923278

>>5923208
he probably means just like, basics, tees and jeans and shit idk

>> No.5923281

>>5923269
>mfw I found out when I was 15 that my hair that I swooshed to the left looked backwards IRL to how I wanted it to look.

>> No.5923288
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5923288

>tfw my mom has never called me handsome

>> No.5923298

>>5923267
?
feeling yo feels yo, was just saying that my ex hopefully feels this way too (and i think she does)

>> No.5923305
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5923305

>>5923298
>mfw I broke up with my 5/10 nympho gf who loved me because she was butterface

>> No.5923306

>>5923269
wait do I style my hair as it looks in the mirror or via a picture

>> No.5923307

>>5923281
Are you that kid with the greasy mexi stache?

>> No.5923308

>>5923307
no i was the kid with bieber hair years before bieber had it

>> No.5923313
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5923313

>tfw gf
>don't know if I even want to be in a relationship right now
>enjoy spending time with her but when I'm not I just wanna shut myself away

>> No.5923314
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5923314

>>5923269
I'm fat now but when I walk everywhere/smoke/drink coffee I look like I do in pic related. Could I be model tier? I'm 6 foot.

G-guys?

>> No.5923320

>>5923305
> breaking up for shitty reasons
you'll regret it anon! Its what i did
> nympho
nigga you definitely gonna miss this

>> No.5923326
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5923326

>>5923314
I think you already know the answer.

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5923327

>>5923320
>mfw I texted her three hours ago asking if she wants to hang out to talk about our breakup

>> No.5923332

>>5923326
Yes?

>> No.5923331

>>5923281
I know that feel bro. I still have to make sure it's the other way today. I've not had bieber hair for like 5 years now.

>> No.5923333

>tfw got /fa/ basics down and clothes fit me well
>tfw no girls show any interest at club
>tfw fat fucks with plaid shirts standing with hot girls

I fucking hate being azn.

>> No.5923340

>>5923333
Become DJ

>> No.5923344

>>5923333
are you 5'2"

>> No.5923345
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5923345

>>5923333
Oh and nice quads :)

>> No.5923346
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5923346

>>5923332

>> No.5923348

>>5923344
nah, 5'7, still a fucking manlet though.

>> No.5923357

>>5923147
Mirrors can also distort if not well made.

>> No.5923351

>>5923346
;_;

>> No.5923361

>>5923333
Maybe you're just unattractive.

>> No.5923363

>>5923348
do you wear all-black? every asian in australia seems to wear all black stuff it's weird as fuck

>> No.5923369

>>5923357
How about looking directly into a still pool of distilled water with your face parallell to the surface?

>> No.5923372

>>5923288
>tfw my mom and grandma were discussing that I wasn't handsome, that I had a big nose and overall was average

Yeah, women on alcohol... lovely combination

>> No.5923374

>>5923363
nah, i only wear black jeans. i usually wear white or light blue button downs or gray/charcoal sweatshirts.

>> No.5923379

>>5923327
aw shit nigga you done goofed it now.

>> No.5923380

>>5922909
T-that feel

>> No.5923385

>>5923361
yeah, thanks mum and dad for shit genes. but still other ugly fucks have the easiest time getting girls

>> No.5923386

>>5923379
W-what should I do? It's early as fuck in NZ so she probs hasn't read it yet

>> No.5923390

>>5923380
I-I don't think we're gonna make it brah

>> No.5923396

>>5923372
You jewish? That's par for course with jewish moms.

>> No.5923397

>>5923369

distilling it won't change anything, if you think it'll be flatter it won't because the h2o molecules are still highly polar. and best case ti's the same as a flat mirror

better idea, melt molten metal in a picture frame or something to get a perfectly flat mirror

>> No.5923399

>23
>go to a party college
>in a co-ed fraternity
>have a retail job where I meet and talk to tons of people, lots of disposable income
>lots of friends, including close ones
>dress just /fa/ enough to get compliments, but not so much that I look weird.
>kissless virgin no gf. been on one date, 2 years ago.

I do get chased by black fat girls a lot though, so I guess I can comfort myself in the fact that I make other people feel forever alone too.

>> No.5923402

>>5923386
Dude break into her house and steal her phone!

>> No.5923404

>>5923402
she lives like 2 hours away by walking and i dont have a car

>> No.5923405

>>5923397
Why not a webcam?

>> No.5923410

>>5923405

lens makes it looked fucked up apaprently

>> No.5923413

>>5923405
Logic? In MY /fa/?

>> No.5923415

>>5923269

seriously you are in denial so much right now lmao

you look lik you do in the mirror end of discussion

>> No.5923418

>>5923415
I remember my first time on marijuanas

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5923420

>>5923372
>tfw grandma always tells me how handsome I am
>tfw only compliment off my parents is that i'm "pretty"

I'm a guy.

>> No.5923422

>>5923399
This is my life. I get told I'm very attractive by black girls all the time... I don't get it.

>> No.5923424

>>5923422
Because you look black.

>> No.5923425

>>5923288
>tfw my mother said I should be a model
>tfw I have no face

>> No.5923426

>>5923404
Is that actually the only thing stopping you?

>> No.5923427

>>5923288
>tfw mum said that I'm attractive and that the girls in the pub where looking at me
>tfw they were but I thought it was just because they thought I was weird or something

>> No.5923430

>>5923427
stop being an insecure cunt

>> No.5923431

I think only mums and gay ppl are attracted to me

>> No.5923435

>>5923431
Are you even white

>> No.5923436

>>5923431
get some of that milf action son!

>> No.5923443

>>5923418

dude i just took a pic of my dog facec and he looks so much more different than real life camera distorts come on now budy

>> No.5923452

>>5923424
I don't! I'm a white dude. I dress dadcore.

>> No.5923453

>>5923443
stop using fish-eye

>> No.5923458

>>5923430
how?

>> No.5923463

>>5922883

we have, its called 4chan

>> No.5923471

>>5923458
smile at the grils, and see if they react postivieyl. if they dont, your insecurity is founded in reality and you should improve oyurself

>> No.5923473

>>5923463
SIK BURN

>> No.5923475

>>5923420
iktf, the only times i have gotten compliments is from fat girls or my family. (and a friend who only does it because he feels sorry for me)

>> No.5923486

My parents very rarely say I'm good looking, but I get a lot of looks and smiles from girls, am I just delusional?

>> No.5923487

>all my female friends say im handsome and gorgeous
>still a virgin
>look like shit in photo's

>> No.5923491

>>5923487
tell your friends to set you up with qt 3.14

>> No.5923492

>>5923420
family doesn't count
but if you aren't even mom's unique flower then shitt

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5923516

>tfw girls look at you but you dont know if its because you are handsome or ugly

>> No.5923535

>hey anon, you could be a model...
:)
>...for urban outfitters/anthropologie/american eagle
:(

>> No.5923546

>>5923516
ask them you sperglord

>> No.5923554

>>5923550
post fit

>> No.5923550

>>5923516
this.
except im a girl

actually hmm usually when i look like shit no one looks at me. i feel invisible. like a fat person.

so yeah either you super retarded or you look good

>> No.5923551

>>5923535
autism

>> No.5923561

>>5923550

you look ugly all the time you greasy skinned paki cunt

>> No.5923573

>>5923561
ohohohohoho.

>> No.5923580

this thread is so pathetic

>> No.5923584

>>5923580
fuck you

>> No.5923588

What's with nearly every tripfag being a gook or a paki?

>> No.5923595

>>5923588
they feel the need to tripfag because they want tos how you they're different when in relaity no one cares about them. i assume everyone is a straight white duded in his early 20s

>> No.5923596

>>5923588

i dont know i fucking have asian peope so much they suck so much dick and just constantly bum lick

>> No.5923601

>>5923147
>Do this
>Look better than both photographs and normal mirrors
Dude wat

>> No.5923602

>>5923390
we gotta try bro

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5923622

should i cop this ?

>> No.5923623

>>5923147
>do this

hand me a gun

>> No.5923745

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