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5915694 No.5915694 [Reply] [Original]

why don't you have a beard /fa/?

>> No.5915704

Because shitty genes...

>tfw 21 years old
>Best situation, can grow a little beard by 26...

>> No.5915708

im asian

>> No.5915710

It doesn't suit me.

Also you could have the decency to post a nice-looking short beard instead of this Taliban shit.

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>>5915710
better, son?

>> No.5915790
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5915790

If this isnt masterrace I dont know what is.

>> No.5915818

>>5915790
this guy was literally a gay porn start, no joke lel

>> No.5915871

>>5915818
how do you know that? fagalert.

>> No.5915892

>>5915694
Because I can't grow one.
;_;

>> No.5915909

because I'm black and I don't want to look like a dirty filthy disgusting muslim

>> No.5916117

>>5915909
the irony

>> No.5916152

because i cant grow one

>> No.5916192

>>5915694
can't grow one

>> No.5916198

http://shop.goodscph.com/products/portland-gerneral-store-beard-oil-tobacco

>tfw no beard to bathe in tobacco beard oil

>> No.5916281
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5916281

because i can't grow a proper fucking beard.

you happy now, asshole?

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>>5915909
>2013
>not wanting to look like glorious MC Ride

>> No.5916308

Because I'm 18 and it looks awkward and fuzzy after I haven't shaved after 3 weeks.
>tfw sweet spot between beard and shaven

>> No.5916647

Because I have a financial management position and even a stubble from Monday to Thursday is a no-no

>> No.5916660

I can't grow hair anywhere but my head

>> No.5916668

>>5915790
gay porn star that retired after getting aids

>> No.5916761

>>5916647
thats so sad
isn't that, like, workplace descrimination?
what if you were one of those noshave jews or muslims?
or breaking amish?

>> No.5916771
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>>5915694
I thought I wasn't going to be able to grow a beard up until a few weeks ago seeing as I was nineteen and still didn't need to shave.
tfw hair suddenly sprouts from face evenly at the same damn time.

>> No.5916773

>>5916647
Wouldn't having a full beard, not stubble but a full, well groomed beard, be considered a good thing? to me it just feels like a full beard is something a CEO would want to have. I guess it subconsciously establishes a feeling of dominance...

I dunno, if I were in your position I'd take a two week vacation and come back with a full man beard minus the awkward pube stache stage...

>> No.5916793

>>5916771
10/10 pic

>> No.5916800

>>5916761
then they wouldn't have hired you in the first place

>> No.5916811

>>5916761
No discrimination, if I had a well groomed beard that won't be a problem

>>5916773

I do have 4 weeks of paid vacation, that is what it takes to get from close shave to acceptable beard. But that's next summer...

>> No.5916818

Im in the process of growing one, actually :)

>> No.5916824

>>5916811
Hooray! I would suggest to grow it out. Make sure to keep it well though, that's where most of my co-workers fail. They try to go Wooster-esque but they end up look like ron Jeremy. Good luck on your bearding!

>> No.5916925

>>5916824
haha no, no, if I let my beard grow in summer my face will get an uneven tan. If I choose to shave it later, it would look terrible. Not an option!

>> No.5917737

Because when it gets to any length it becomes unbearably itchy and causes my face to break out along the hair line.
Smooth zitless face > baby manlets trying to create an artificial jawline

>> No.5919400

I do

>glad /fa/ggots who desperately want one for their shitty style can't grow one.

>> No.5919431
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5919431

I do

>> No.5919464

>>5917737
Just put up with the itchiness, it will pass after a week or two

>> No.5919480
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5919480

Because I am black and cannot grow any sort of body hair to save my life. 7 months of effort not even joking. My dad says that I should see it as a blessing because it keeps my skin smooth and stubble free.

>> No.5919522

im half shitskin so i look like a terrorist

das racist pulled it off without looking like they were gonna blow up a plane but they're indian or dominican

>> No.5919527

Genetics, mang. All I can grow is a shitty chin beard.

>> No.5919533

>>5919431
DAT BELLOW LIP BEARD GENETICS
DW DO I FEEL IT TOO

WILL THEY EVER FILL IN?!

>> No.5919534

>>5919522

me too, but I've noticed I get more middle aged southerners squirming awkwardly as I board the plane when I'm clean shaven and looking "nice". when I'm beardy and dressed like I normally dress, everyone is all friendly and they're like "oh are you a DJ or something"

I'm not sure whether to be offended or just amused, but such is the life of a half shitskin.

>> No.5919553

>>5919534
where are you from? I'm half north african but I'm living in the US

>> No.5919557

>>5919553

southeast asia, also US.

>> No.5919564

>>5919557
weird

maybe you have a friendly grandpa beard

>> No.5919583

>>5919564

I do. I can thank my dad for that.

>> No.5919714

I'm asian. My uncles have glorious beards though

>> No.5920083

>>5919431
Sweet beard, dude.

>>5919533
I still can't get the mustache to connect. ;_;

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>>5915708
some japanese dudes can grow beards tho

>> No.5920136

>>5920122
that's not a bear
it's a stubble

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5920146

It's in development.