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So fuccbois you are in your basement wearing your most Le Effay clothes that you put on for a WAYWT thread even if you don't go out today.

Suddenly your mum yell " ANON come and say hello to our guest "

What's your Reacpic/face ?

>> No.5911608
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Girl and gay edition

How would you reac ?

Also please dump more pic like those

>> No.5911616
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>>5911600
the fuck are all these random white grills doing in my house

fuck outta here

>> No.5911627

>>5911608
I wish i was gay

>> No.5911629

>>5911608
"guys. why are you wearing condoms on your head ?"

>> No.5911633

>>5911608
4/7 are wearing beanies. How cold is it in that restaurant?

>> No.5911637

>>5911600
"guys. why are you wearing condoms on your head ?"

>> No.5911643
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Ok /fa/ confirmed for being full of faggots so far only reac for the fuccbois pic

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>ANON come and say hello to our guest
>guest
completely unfazed since i apparently live in a house full of girls and only one of them in the pic is a guest

>> No.5911649

>>5911633
i think i've made up my mind that dresscodes are a deal breaker when it comes to me patronizing an establishment. i haven't settled on whether it applies to events, yet.

the people you court ought to be able to dress fabulously without being told to or how to.

>> No.5911660

>>5911649
the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.5911664

>>5911608
I would chuckle at that fuccboi's oversized blazer he's wearing two shirts under.

>> No.5911665

>>5911660
some anon has diagnosed me as mildly autistic.

>> No.5911677

>>5911600
which ones the guest

>> No.5911685

>>5911660

he only goes to art openings involving avant garde sculpture and goes to eat at restaurants where the chefs are primitivist molecular gastronomers, wearing all rick owens runway pieces

whats the matter? too far over your head?

>> No.5911688

>>5911627
i know this feel
gays are all good looking nice and want sex with everyone
fml

>> No.5911697

>>5911688
>gays are all good looking nice and want sex with everyone
that's not true

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>> No.5911703
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>>5911699
>>curling at the dinner table

>> No.5911711

>>5911688
tfw straight ;-;

it would be like having a bro you could go to the gym with and chill with and also fuck

only problem is you'd be attracted to loads of straight guys which would be frustrating

>> No.5911712

>>5911697
This. Set your status to bi/gay on OKCupid.

The dredges of uncultured ugly homosexuals will be yours for the picking.

>> No.5911741

>>5911688
>>5911711
>>5911712
lol
in more open cultures men like you drop the pretense and just fuck other guys

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>>5911608
>mfw

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Why hellur everyone.

>> No.5911777

>>5911760
Did Macaulay Culkin get baptised and never become a drug addict or something?

>> No.5911781

>>5911777
not even close, nigga

>> No.5911803

>>5911760
how do i into clean skin? i'm 19

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>> No.5911849

>>5911600
My most fashionable clothes? Why would I be worried?

>> No.5911861

>>5911600

> Le Effay

LUL

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>>5911600

as i twerk my way past those whores

>> No.5911894
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"AWW COME ON MOM!"

>> No.5911906

Why am i in the basement when I have guest, I'm not autistic you know.

>> No.5911907

>>5911777
fucking rofl'd

>> No.5911931

Look around in feigned comical awe at the ladies and say "...girls!"

They giggle.

Then look at their dinner plate and say "....TUNA!" with slightly more enthusiasm.

They laugh heartily.

You see, what I did there was firstly address them all and acknowledge my heterosexuality in a humored way, but by then comically expressing greater interest in the food, I lower their status to an interest that is considered lowered than the food.

The perfect neg. Style and Mystery could learn from me.

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>Who ordered a solid dick

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>>5911894
don't use the one with a t shirt, not /fa/

>> No.5911964

>>5911931
naw man first you have to check for dem IOI so you can kino past any LMR and ASD. remember to DHV so they know you're AMOG and beat any AFC to a SNL F-close

>> No.5911965

>>5911954
the proportions on that button shirt are all fucked up

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'aight'

>> No.5911990

>>5911965
some guy made it
you sound like you know what you're doing, can you make one

>> No.5911997

>>5911600
This ain't even my house

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>>5911600

sorry ladies, you caught caught me in the middle of my work. pleasure to meet you

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>>5911600
"Go away, I have to jack off to the last supreme drop!"

>> No.5912099

>>5911803
Look up "Basic male skin care regimen"

>> No.5912104

>>5911931
After that, you tip your fedora. Make a gracious turn, and go back to your basement, to resume fapping to traps.

>> No.5912108

>>5911665
twerk i luv u

>>5911660
How is this a problem?