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>tfw the only girl you were going to ask to prom is taken already by your friend
He didn't even tell me and he knew I was going to ask her fuck man this hurts right now

>> No.5911468

assert yourself over him

cut his testicles off

>> No.5911471

>>5911456
Maybe you should have asked her sooner instead of waiting for some bitch-ass "golden opportunity". In the arena of love (read: fucking), your first chance is your only chance. Get her number the MINUTE you meet, then call her a couple days later. Your fault, bro. Get over it.

>> No.5911484

>>5911468
I feel like shit right now
she was waiting for me
I'm more attractive than he is
i was her childhood friend
but I didn't have the balls to ask her early but I was going to..little did I know she was just waiting for me and she couldn't have said no since its so late

goddammit

>> No.5911478

>>5911471
exactly what I was going to say

>> No.5911504

You fucked up. You can a)take your loss like a man and learn from it or b)take it like a clever man and tell her that you should be the one to take her, while telling your friend to go fuck himself. If she's smart, she'll choose you.

Either way, that guy is not your friend.

>> No.5911512

>>5911484
i get you man


im not kidding, drug him and castrate him, dump his limp body outside a hospital, he won't die but he sure as hell wont be taking your bitch to prom

or just don't go like me, chill at home and watch peep show

>> No.5911524

>>5911504
you're right...I dun goofd
fuck it I'm not going to prom this year
watching anime and playing sc2

ill ask her on a date afterwards

>> No.5911532

>>5911504
This.

Ask her as if you don't know. It's PROM, not her fucking hand in marriage. She does retain the ability to break a date with your "friend". She doesn't suddenly belong to him, you dumb sonuvabitch. ASK HER NOW.

And after you're done, get the fuck out. Go to /adv/ with this shit.

>> No.5911539

>>5911524
Get the initiative, go on a date before prom. You might still have the chance to fuck her before the other guy.

>> No.5911547

>>5911532
this course of action definitely seems plausible and it just might work..fuck it I'm gonna do it
sorry it's just that /fa/ gets me more than any other board they suck

>> No.5911555

>>5911532
>>5911547
/adv/ is shit at giving advice. This board is one of the few that has somewhat social people on it.

>> No.5911570

>>5911539
ohhhh shit this nigga know wut he's on about.

>> No.5911594

A girl has told a bunch of people to tell me to ask her to prom

she's alright, but all of her friends are total cunts

>> No.5911604

are there any perceived social stigmas for not going to prom? will I look like a loser if I don't go?

>> No.5911609

op take that L and ask some other girl (:

>> No.5911614

>girl my friend likes asks me to prom
>tell her i'm going out of town that day
>friend finally gets nerve to ask her
>tfw miss prom but ultimate bro

>> No.5911625

If she is good enough for your friend she isn't good enough for you

>> No.5911628

>>5911594
Desperate, don't do it.
>>5911604
Just do something else that night, hang out with a friend or two. It's better than showing up in a white suit with New Balances and a fedora.
>>5911614
You are a bro among men.

>> No.5911642

>>5911625
lmao #real talk
anyway /fa/ thanks a ton you made me look at this a lot better couldn't really talk to my irl friends about it

I'll delete this thread if you want

>> No.5911639

>>5911628
>Desperate
Yeah, I know she is. I'm the closest thing to a male friend she has that doesn't have a girlfriend (i.e. a date). She took a really shy nerdy kid to junior prom and completely blew him off, it was pretty awful. Nice kid, too, really funny guy. Fucking bitch

>> No.5911647
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5911647

ask her out and hope she says yes.


if not
>pic related

>> No.5911657

>>5911642
It's cool, it'll inspire the beta underage lurkers.

>> No.5911690

I was an extreme fuccboi in high school and even I was able to get a date to prom lmao

not that it matters prom is overhyped like desert boots

>> No.5911716

>tfw i have a girlfriend and don't have to deal with this asking-people-to-prom bullshit

>> No.5911724

>>5911555

i'd say we have the least amount of autism compared to any other board

>> No.5911725

>>5911716
>you're in high school, stop boasting

>> No.5911727

>>5911484

so spread a rumor saying that your friend said she was a slut and that hes only going because shes free pussy?

Free pussy baby nomsaiyan?

>> No.5911731

>>5911724
/ck/ usually wins that kind of stuff for some reason.

>> No.5911735

>>5911456

you fucked up but that guy's an asshole; definitely not your friend. you should probably stop associating with him

>> No.5911742

>>5911731
/ck/ basically a forum though, same with /diy/

>> No.5911749

>>5911742

what would you call the other boards

>> No.5911755

The girl I asked to prom ended up going to the hospital the day before, and couldn't go to prom because she was under a ton of anesthetic. she had some sort of ruptured appendix or something.

she kissed me after she got out of the hospital because I visited her.
ended up fucking her at a party a few months later.

>> No.5911766

1.) Go to prom
2.) Make sure you look hot as fuck, I mean the best you fucking can
3.) Approach his date
4.) Act confident and happy, like nothing bad happened

Basically make her realise what she's lost by not going with you OP.

>> No.5911771

>Posting this on /fa/
>being this whiny over a girl
>being this whiny over a girl you had a chance with but you were too pansy to do anything
>being so unfa that you're unfabababbbabble

>> No.5911776

>>5911749
Shitposting Generals.

>> No.5911787

>>5911771
he'll take the L this time and learn from it, obviously this is the first time something like this has happened to OP

being flaw and a fake is even less /fa/

>> No.5911800

>>5911787
*infinitely less

>> No.5911993

he's going to fuck her so good bro

enjoy hanging out on /fa/ while crying and beating your dick while some loser ass motherfucker in an ill fitting baggy rented tux fucks your sloshed crush in a bed bug infested hotel/ex-prostitute utilized matress