Are zoomers bringing back the stache?

[Anonymous No.18099329]

[Anonymous No.18099339]

going out of the cave retard

[Anonymous No.18099355]

>>18099329
Moustaches have been trending for years by now, not really in the way you posted tho ,more like ironically and with mullets and shit

[Anonymous No.18099358]

>>18099329
yes but they shouldn't be and they're doing it gayly

[Anonymous No.18099388]

>>18099355
yeah, I was at a law school graduation event, so I'd assume mid to late 20's for most of them. Lots of mustaches and lots of mullets. They do this weird mohawk mullet thing too. White trash is in I guess.

>>18099358
agree, it looked super larpy and super gay


Don't hire any lawyer under 55.

[Anonymous No.18099495]

Violence, speed, momentum.

[Anonymous No.18101136]

don't do it if you're not a hockey player

[Anonymous No.18101239]

>>18099329
It looks cringy
Just clean shave or stubble

[Anonymous No.18101697]

>>18099358
>>18101136
>>18101239
Incels when women tell them how to dress: >:(

Incels telling other men what kind of facial hair they can or cannot wear: :0 !!!

[Anonymous No.18101745]

>>18099329
I'm trying to grow one but I fucking can't. Idk why, my dad has no issue growing facial hair. He had a beard in his 30s.
>>18099355
>mullet
I'm thinking of getting a modern mullet w a perm. Should I?

[Anonymous No.18101768]

>>18099329
The zoomer stache is kino and mogs millennial faggots into oblivion

[Anonymous No.18101840]

>>18101768
post a zoomer stache

[Anonymous No.18102274]

>>18101745
No,you are too late to the trend

[Anonymous No.18102922]

my friend (20) has a moustache
Once a girl told him that he looks like a pedophile
Also he was called "hitler" by some random kids like 3 different times
I had a moustache for like a day and I liked it
Other than that I've never seen a moustached zoomer
Maybe only once but he was like 27 yo so...

[Anonymous No.18102930]

>>18102922
>Once a girl told him that he looks like a pedophile
I feel like there's 100% a way to get in a comeback to this while also hitting on her, but someone slicker than me would have to come up with it.

[Anonymous No.18102942]

>>18102930
let me cook
>Well you look like a 17 yo, I'm not implying ANYTHING by the way
>I was planning on stalking some middle schoolers but I can change my plans, are you free on saturday?
t. virgin

[Anonymous No.18103053]

casemods,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Anonymous No.18103055]

>>18099329
Get long hair bro

[Anonymous No.18103495]

>>18099329
just gays and their unnatural satisfaction with things that aren't casual anymore

[Anonymous No.18103816]

>>18099329
I have a moustache because I dislike clean shaven face it looks unmanly, also I hate beard it's normie tier and gross. It's truly the only thing I'd imagine myself wearing ever

[Anonymous No.18103827]

>>18101840

[Anonymous No.18103831]

>>18099329
these guys have never held a power tool or had grease on their hands, and it shows. moustache privileges revoked

[Anonymous No.18103957]

I grew one because my grandpa has one. Too many weird wish-they-were-art kids have them now so I've grown a goatee to go along with it.

[Anonymous No.18103965]

Zoomers try and bring back everything from the past 60 years because they are incapable of independent thought and innovation. Then they promptly abandon whatever style they try because they look like shit and can't figure out that simply aping whatever someone else wears doesn't mean they'll look good.

Zoomies delenda est.

[Anonymous No.18104163]

>>18099329
hopefully not

[Anonymous No.18104165]

>>18099329
moustache is pedocore.

[Anonymous No.18104194]

>>18103827
In what world does this wispy bullshit mog anything real? Maybe it you want that rat fur scraping against your balls I guess

[Anonymous No.18104455]

>>18099329
i go to my zoomoid buddys house sometimes and he watches these shitty youtube commentary zoomies and they all have le ironic moustaches and mullets often as well

[Anonymous No.18104809]

>>18101745
mostly just genetics, i'm in a similar position and my dad was the same as yours. we just have to wait to see how our genetics play out.

the one thing I can recommend is to eat and drink as best you can cause that helps with growth.

[Anonymous No.18104906]

>>18103965
>Zoomers try and bring back everything from the past 60 years because they are incapable of independent thought and innovation.
Not to play devils advocate for zoomies but hasn't everything been done already? What are they going to do, do some modernized spin on baroque 17th century clothing? Cell shaded steampunk borderlands fits?
>Then they promptly abandon whatever style they try because they look like shit and can't figure out that simply aping whatever someone else wears doesn't mean they'll look good.
Accurate, you should dress based on your personal tastes/interests because at least then you'll have some kind of foundation to work on without looking like you're following a trend or dressing for a costume party

[Anonymous No.18106759]

No millenials are and trying to look like sleezy 70s porn producers mixed with australian white trash

[Anonymous No.18107941]

>>18106759
He's so gross

[Anonymous No.18108018]

>>18101768
Imagine posting such gay shit

How's your sister wife?

[Anonymous No.18108021]

>>18102942
The second one would work if you say it with a half cocked grin

t. Pua guy

[Anonymous No.18108025]

>>18103827
Yikes shave that, that's disgusting

[Anonymous No.18108027]

>>18103965
Based Carthage destroyer

[Anonymous No.18108031]

>>18101697
anyone can tell me whatever they went, and i can tell anyone what i want. if you listen that's on you

[Anonymous No.18108070]

I wish I could grow a nice thick one like the one in the OP image.

[Anonymous No.18108081]

>>18103827
what are those, spare pubes?

[Anonymous No.18108707]

>>18099329
this only looks good if you have full hair.

[Anonymous No.18108821]

>>18108707
Yeah, or else it's just a basedstache.

[Anonymous No.18108826]

>>18108821
So, even the /fa/ggot board censors s o y.

[Anonymous No.18108851]

>>18108070
we're all gonna make it ese

[Anonymous No.18109098]

Yes I do standup comedy and all the newer guys in early 20s have these gay mustaches and mullets

[Anonymous No.18109148]

>>18103831
fixing things isn't something to be proud of, it is just normal behaviour. power tools, lmao.

[Anonymous No.18109283]

>>18099329
i would have a stache if my mustache wasnt fully developed, its full of blank spaces. i look like an absolute pedo faggot with a mustache

[Anonymous No.18109407]

>>18099329
Yes. Too bad my jaw is fucker, so I can't get one

[Anonymous No.18109434]

>>18099329
yeah since 2019

[Anonymous No.18109449]

>>18109098
>mustache
>gay
You are the flaming faggot here, you faggot. A mustache has been the epitome of masculinity and a symbol of a man's honor throughout human history. If you wanted to to humiliate a man, you'd shave his mustache off, because it made him look like a little boy or a woman.

[Anonymous No.18110634]

Moustaches make the jaw look weaker, so you need an absolute gigachad jawline to pull it off and not look like a faggot walrus. Like the inverse of a beard.

[Anonymous No.18110655]

No they're not bringing it back. Zoomers only have a moustache ironically, to go with their ironic mullet.

[Anonymous No.18111049]

>>18108070
holy shit how is that even possible

[Anonymous No.18111289]

>>18109449
>come here, I'm gonna shave you!
now that's super gay