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>GENTLEMEN

>> No.18065664

SIRS

>> No.18065727

>>18065663
Waooow helo sir from Bangladesh can I wear if 5'1"?

>> No.18065735

>>18065727
only if you want SPICY SENORITAS sir!

>> No.18065740
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Gentlemen! A toast to fashion!

>> No.18065765

>>18065663
dios mio el mutto

>> No.18065766

>>18065663
>ugly wife
>no kids

>> No.18065805
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>>18065765
He's 1488% Italian-American.
>GABAGOOL? OVA HEERE!
>AYY, I'M FOOKIN' WALKIN' HEERE!

>> No.18065924
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>>18065663
This guy has created an abstract sort of hell for himself. He has to constantly produce useless videos that only 80 IQ Indian teenagers watch, yet they do horrific views in comparison to his subscriber count indicating his channel is dying or dead. Almost every title is idiotic clickbait. I'm guessing none of his videos ever say anything of substance (I have never watched a single video of his). Does he have some other job or something? If this is his only source of income, I am making a prediction that he will kill himself in the next 3 years.

>> No.18065928
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GENTLEMEN. Wristwatches are, in my OPINION, one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear. They add some extra "oomph" to an outfit and send a subtle signal that you're punctual and responsible. HOWEVER, there are TONS of overpriced watches out there, especially if you start looking at more high-end brands. But as you know, Alpha's here to find YOU the best deals on SLEEK SEXY STYLISH products...
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Guys, there's a link down in the description; it will take you to the OFFICIAL AlphaM collection curated by yours truly. And make sure you use the promo code "Alpha20" to get TWENTY PERCENT off your first purchase.

>> No.18065947

>>18065928
So does this guy make his money swindling teenagers and thirdies or what?

>> No.18065967 [DELETED] 

>>18065663
God I hate that nigger so much it's unreal. He literally talks, jumps around and screams like a nigger. Why do white men like to copy niggers so much to look "cool"?

>> No.18066025 [DELETED] 

>>18065967
all italians are worse than any black man has ever been. the wops are literally the worst race

>> No.18066030

>>18066025
>>18065967
italians are black

>> No.18066184

Total Shitalian Death

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Top quality thread

>> No.18066186

>>18065928
Alpha AI? This is pretty spot on.

>> No.18066226

Kek

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gentlemen

>> No.18066428

>>18066253
Lmao

>> No.18066436

>>18066253
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18066459

>>18065663
love from India

>> No.18066460

>>18066185
Don't tell me this guy is not zesty.
I'm pretty sure heterosexual sexual intercourse is not really his thing.

>> No.18066462

>>18066253
Ying and Yang, duality of man.

>> No.18066468

KINO https://youtu.be/RyMuwmUC2-k

>> No.18066472

>>18066253
LMAO,i remember this one

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Thank u mister alpha, rispek from INDIA

>> No.18066769

>>18065663
manleto has been working extra hard lately

>> No.18066771

>>18066717
AlphaM should receive the Nobel peace prize for singlehandedly ending India/Bangladesh/Pakistan's body odor problem.

>> No.18066793

>>18066253
>plugging your sponsors in the desc of your tribute video

>> No.18066835

>>18066717
So he is the reason why most Indian men still wear skinny jeans and chinos?

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>>18066771

>> No.18066959

>>18066771
hes done more for brown women than any liberal feminist just by making their husbands smell better

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>>18065663
>Oui?

>> No.18067658

>>18066253
Kek

>> No.18067669

>>18066717
this means he's buying views

>> No.18068553

>>18065924
Most "fashion" channels end up like that. Once you cover all the basic advice where do you go? Plus all these people have to constantly chase an ever changing algorithm to keep the money coming in and unfortunately youtube rewards those who have those clickbaity thumbnails. Doesn't help that zoomers love those söyface reaction thumbnails either.

>> No.18068554

>>18065947
That's how most people on youtube/tiktok make money.

>> No.18068555

>>18065664
This

>> No.18068679

>>18066185
I am now convinced that wearing glasses cuts your attractiveness in half at least

>> No.18070290

>>18065663
>Gentleman!
>Are you thinking X
>Well I have the top 10 things that today's sponsor has told me to shill for you!
>Link in the description!
>See you tomorrow for whatever product has paid me next!

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>> No.18071041

>>18065924
he works at a gym or something iirc. maybe he could live without doing his channel, but he probably keeps doing it to sell ads on his videos even after he's tapped out every word of his limited fashion knowledge lol

>> No.18071059

>>18071041
i think he actually owns some kind of consulting company, but maybe im thinking of someone else

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>>18071002
What is he, like 5'2"? He looks tiny even with the heels. And his legs and walk are fucked up. Your feet shouldn't be pointing outwards like a duck's while walking.

>> No.18071108

His channel is so depressing. Years back I unironically watched a number of his videos. But ultimately I realized there's nothing more pathetic than learning to be "alpha" by watching videos on a short man larping as an "alpha." You got it or you don't. It's nuerotic and stupid trying to jump through little hoops just to fraud as some stereotypical alpha male.

>> No.18071288

>>18071059
he was an "image consultant" and sold dvd's of the same shit thats his youtube vids now. i dont think thats a thing anymore but the webstore is still up.
>>18071041
he was renovating some building which i think was going to be a gym and salon for men but i think it didnt go anywhere

he makes money from owning or having share in the companies he shills. i know he owns a skincare company and a hair product company. he also had a sunglasses company which failed lol

i cant decide if i think hes rich and soulless, or struggling financially and pretending to be rich and even more soulless. either way hes a hobbit wop

>> No.18072396

>>18071288
I think hes doing financial stuff too now with alpha Mpire

>> No.18072522

>>18071288
If he's broke after all these years than it's really sad. That skincare bullshit is extremely lucrative for some reason and I don't really know why he wouldn't sell P&P to someone like Johnson and Johnson for big bucks.

>> No.18072665

>>18071089
>>18065928


I live by alot of designer stores. I don't shop there but when I go in its a ASS load of these larping losers.
40-something dressed like a fucking old timely fashion leather smelling guy that smokes cigars.

its fucking cringe af. looks like their nu-moms dressed them aka their milf wives.

its cringe