/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.18010099]

What is the best watch to get bitches? is it the Vacheron Constantin Overseas?

[Anonymous No.18010102]

>>18010099
anything Rolex, AP Royal Oak or PP Nautilus
no woman has ever heard of VC

[Anonymous No.18010103]

>>18010102
so i spent 20k for nothing???

[Anonymous No.18010104]

>>18010103
yes

[Anonymous No.18010109]

>>18010104
Maybe i could subtly mention the watch during a date?

Like, yeah last vacation i went to switzerland where btw i picked up this 20k high quality piece of Swiss engineering, this Vacheron Constantin Overseas

[Anonymous No.18010113]

>>18010103
for 20k you could have gotten a "bussdown" rolex

[Anonymous No.18010174]

>>18010099
women know like two watches at max, ask them what is vacheron and they would guess a marvel villain

[Anonymous No.18010177]

>>18010109
how does that sound subtle to you? are you on the spectrum?

[Anonymous No.18010249]

>>18010102
Bitches dont fucking know what a royal oak and nautilus are, not to mention they are fucking ugly watches

[Anonymous No.18010259]

>>18010102
most of the women in my family know what VC is but I'm not from a poor family

[Anonymous No.18010264]

>>18010249
both of these are heavily featured in rap music
>>18010259
cool larp, 99% of rich men in the market for a luxury watch dont know what VC is either

[Anonymous No.18010274]

>>18010264
>nobody knows anything except rolex and timex
this shit again, do you people ever go outside? all your "secret underground muh horology" watches are household names. there's 60 foot billboards for grand seiko everywhere. holy trinity advertisements on fucking BUS stops, oh my god you mean those things poor people look at!?!? my mom who proudly avoids "fashion" altogether, has a cartier. my dad (who admittedly does not avoid fashion) has a GP. my aunt, a WOMAN (gasp) has a nomos, which btw no MAN told her about, other than homosexuals on the internet. my normie ass boss at work has a glashutte original. I could go on but you probably think I'm larping like anyone else who doesn't sound broke and on welfare.

as a side note you're not special for knowing what loro piana is either. actually make an effort to touch some grass today please, it might do you good.

[Anonymous No.18010279]

>>18010174
by "women" you mean the minors you groom on kik?

[Anonymous No.18010283]

>>18010274
Android owner spotted.

[Anonymous No.18010285]

>>18010283
bot trained on /g/ era watch threads

[Anonymous No.18010286]

>>18010274
take your meds

[Anonymous No.18010436]

>>18010279
I mean anyone with vagina, women don't usually scroll your grand soiko threads

[Anonymous No.18010441]

>buy a VC to get the attention of woman
Some niggers really don't deserve their paychecks

[Anonymous No.18010446]

>>18010436
adult women have vaginas too though I suppose you've never seen one

[Anonymous No.18010477]

>>18010446
what a hilarious comeback, really well memed sir

[Anonymous No.18010503]

>>18010099
If you're serious then any gaudy gold Rolex.
No one will know your VC.

[Anonymous No.18010643]

>>18010099
anon you need the rose gold one to get the attention of females looks expensive AF or just get a precious metal rolex

[Anonymous No.18010904]

>>18010099
The stupidest and most flashy-looking watch.

[Anonymous No.18010940]

Gold Rolex with champagne watch face
>Have lunch break at work outside
>Sun beaming directly on your shiny pure gold watch
>Tilt the watchface so the sunlight reflects into your target's eyes
>She flinches and instinctively looks your way
>She sees the famous crown symbol and pure gold on your wrist
>She creams and begs you to do it again up close

[Anonymous No.18012702]

>>18010177
He could be whispering it

[Anonymous No.18013322]

>>18010099
for me its the Grand Seiko SBGM221

[Anonymous No.18013359]

>>18010099

[Anonymous No.18013384]

>>18013322
>40mm
I thought grand seiko was supposed to be haute horlogerie?

[Anonymous No.18013385]

>>18013322
Imagine having to spend time explaining to a girl that Grand Seiko is not the same thing as Seiko…I mean it is but it’s ten times more expensive…but it’s got the same polishing as a samurai sword…

Yeah, you wouldn’t be able to get through your pre-prepared marketing speech before she walks away, leaving you alone with your IPA.

[Anonymous No.18013395]

>>18013385
IPA? Do I look like some manual worker to you? I'd be drinking côte de nuits or récoltant-manipulant champagnes. Also I drink alone, not wasting good juice on a roast beef sandwich. If there is a whore present a bottle of cartizze will keep her quiet.

[Anonymous No.18013445]

>>18010099
Casio, unironically

[Anonymous No.18013448]

>>18010102
That's why I always buy the stuff from luxury brands with a logo on it. I'm not going to drop 600€ on a plain green shirt and get zero (0) (zero) pussy for it.

[Anonymous No.18013884]

>>18013448
Based moneyballer

[Anonymous No.18013890]

>>18010099
Watches are like cars, a girl won't know the difference between regular cars or luxury, they just now if its clean and nicer. I've had girls ask me about my Seiko 5 thinking it was way more expensive than it actually is.

[Anonymous No.18014195]

>>18010099
Cartier, Harry Winston, Hermes, Van Cleef & Arpels

[Anonymous No.18014216]

>>18010102
No woman has ever heard of anything but Rolex omg lol how's planet retard you listed brands other than Rolex hello mayor of planet retard

[Anonymous No.18014220]

>>18013448
Chicks dig my gucci watch, because gucci

[Anonymous No.18014223]

>>18010099
i like that watch. i would tell you it's a nice watch irl.
t. not a watch wearer

[Anonymous No.18014230]

>>18014216
I like VC and a gold VC will absolutely get attention but women will only know the brand rolex this is true

[Anonymous No.18014325]

>>18014230
I'm liking that dial.

[Anonymous No.18014433]

>>18010099
maybe you should WATCH your weight!

[Anonymous No.18014753]

>>18013359
It's actually a nice watch

[Anonymous No.18014835]

>>18010099
>What is the best watch to get bitches?
Unironically picrel.
That's what influencer wear, that's what tech billionaires wear, that's what celebs wear.
When women under 30 see Rolex or other watches, they just see tacky grandpa watches. Automatic or quartz doesn't even compute for 99% of women. It's like talking about a car engine.

[Anonymous No.18014856]

>>18014835
Eh, Apple Watches never really struck that chord. iPhones, most definitely, but the watches will either go unnoticed or earn you negative nerd points. Tech billionaires and celebs wear Rolex, influencers are zoomers now and zoomers don’t know what a watch is.

[Anonymous No.18015201]

>>18014835
This.

[Anonymous No.18016118]

>>18014835
Smart watches are the most normie thing in the world.

[Anonymous No.18016152]

>>18014835
Smartwatches are slavewatches. Anybody into their smart watch is basically at all times beholden to it, taking commands from it like when to stand, walk, sleep or shit. There's a lot of people wearing them, if only because there's so many slaves. And modern billionaires are sometimes just as slaveminded as your average mcdonalds worker

[Anonymous No.18016612]

>>18010099
Pic rel has gotten a lot of compliments from my female friends and one of them thought that I had a lot of money because of it, Ik this sounds like a shill post but I have seen that women are completely ignorant about watch brands and they literally can't distinguish a 50 dollar watch from a 5k one, if you want to wear a watch just to make yourself more atractive, getting something analog made out of actual metal that isn't unbranded will do the job

[Anonymous No.18016614]

>>18016152
Watches are for telling time, useful purposes and i suppose jewelry. Not for taking biometric data and sending it to apple.

[Anonymous No.18016616]

>>18014230
>Basing large purchases based on the perceived opinions of women you may or may not have even met
lol. lmao even.

[Anonymous No.18016724]

>>18014325
It's not as good in person

[Anonymous No.18016774]

I never knew I was living in a bubble of wealthy out of touch marie antoinettes until /fa/ informed me that no woman has ever heard of or seen anything nice

how many cows do you people traditionally offer as a dowry? and does it matter if it's a boy cow or a girl cow? I don't know much about agriculture