/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.18007887]

>mom found the shoe closet

[Anonymous No.18007893]

>>18007887
>mom caught me fapping at 3 a.m. at my computer

[Anonymous No.18007897]

>>18007887
>mom found the used socks I bought from that pervy girl I like

[Anonymous No.18007902]

>when your mom sees something new on you and asks how much it cost, you lie by saying a 75% lower price, and she still gets shocked and mad at you

[Anonymous No.18007905]

>>18007893
what did she say to you anon?

[Anonymous No.18007907]

>>18007902
kek I just tell her the full price, boomer bitch has no realization of price inflation since the 70s

[Anonymous No.18007911]

>>18007907
>How much did that shirt cost?
>The price of a car, mom

[Anonymous No.18007914]

>>18007905
>2 a.m. getting ready to fap
>taked 1h to search a porn clip i finally can jack off to
>mom sneaks quietly to my door and opens the door very fast
>pull my peepee in the most frightened way into my pyjama pants
>mom tells me that it's hatmful and will not have good influence in life
>i'm still denying and explain my mom that i actually was wear on my pyjamas and was about to go to bed

[Anonymous No.18007915]

>>18007914
*takes

[Anonymous No.18007917]

>>18007905
>2 a.m. getting ready to fap
>takes 1h to search a porn clip i finally can jack off to
>mom sneaks quietly to my door and opens the door very fast
>pull my peepee in the most frightened and fastest way into my pyjama pants
>mom tells me that it's hatmful and will not have good influence in life
>i'm still denying and explain my mom that i actually was about to wear on my pyjamas and was about to go to bed

[Anonymous No.18007919]

>>18007902
are those the fucking lidl shoes

[Anonymous No.18007924]

>>18007919
yeah

[Anonymous No.18007980]

>>18007917
it's over for u, she knows

[Anonymous No.18009170]

>>18007902
>and you didn't even mention how much you paid in shipping plus tariffs

[Anonymous No.18009204]

>>18007919
Nothing like a Lidl fit

[Anonymous No.18009258]

>>18007919
lidldrip

[Anonymous No.18009322]

>>18007887
>mom says she likes my camo jacket
>>18007897
nigga whatt....

[Anonymous No.18010192]

>>18007893
>>18007917
Why do parents try to sneak and find their kids masturbating? Why not either shut it down immediately by making your presence known or just leave the kid to their own devices? The sneaking and watching them at 3AM from behind a cracked door for an undisclosed amount of time before stepping in and shutting things down is weird as fuck in retrospect. Parents will try to belittle their kid and say "I saw you touching yourself for the last 20 minutes you little freak. You'll go bald and blind if you keep doing that!" We all just completely gloss over the fact they were silently watching you masturbate for twenty minutes.

[Anonymous No.18010205]

>>18007887
I'll never admit to my parents how many shoes I have.

[Anonymous No.18010220]

>>18010192
Normal parents dont do this
Anon I think you were molested

[Anonymous No.18010454]

>>18010220
I wasn't molested dude thats just how tradcath and bible thumping parents are.

[Anonymous No.18010461]

>>18010192
bruh

[Anonymous No.18010603]

>>18010192
>>18010454
As a parent I can confirm we do this, we even have cameras in my daughters’ rooms

[Anonymous No.18010609]

>>18010603
Stop raping your children and filming it, anon

[Anonymous No.18010762]

>>18010192
there are videos of you online, just saying

[Anonymous No.18010832]

She should be glad I am autistic about clothes of all things. Much higher chance of getting grandkids than if I was collecting Legos or model train sets

[Anonymous No.18010835]

>>18007902
I do this to my wife. I feel like such a ass because she always saves money and is good about not splurging. Meanwhile I'm over here buying Paraboot. She called me out on that one

>4SOY

[Anonymous No.18011123]

>mom found the pink frilly dress closet

[Anonymous No.18011151]

Why do you as a male own shoes?

[Anonymous No.18011156]

>>18011151
To keep my feet soft and moist for my fans

[Anonymous No.18011313]

>mom comes over
>finds can of coke in the fridge
>”Omg anon you told me you gave up drinking soda! I am so disappointed in you”
>mfw can’t tell her I only keep it for ball-freezing

[Anonymous No.18011366]

>>18011313
ball freezing? what?

[Anonymous No.18011383]

>>18007902
>boomers
>understanding how much anything costs in this modern world
my mom still lives in this fairy tale world where a shirt costs 10 bucks

[Anonymous No.18011388]

>>18011151
Because the roads of life a full of rocks and thorns.

[Anonymous No.18011399]

>>18011366
To increase test and sperm count
First I used ice packs but they were too big. A can of coke is just the right side to rest on my balls while watching the tv or before going to sleep. Then I put it back in the fridge

[Anonymous No.18011409]

>>18011399
that's cope just inject T

[Anonymous No.18011439]

>>18011409
Injecting t kills your balls, this makes them stronger

[Anonymous No.18011471]

>>18010192
I hate when they do that then take pictures or they say they want to teach you how to do it.

[Anonymous No.18011612]

>>18010603
Anon wants to catch his kid wanking on a video

[Anonymous No.18011992]

>>18011612
I dunno the type of girls you have relations with but they don’t have the equipment to wank it

[Anonymous No.18012033]

not even a pic of a cock. this board is shit.