/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.17949274]

Stop doing this.

[Anonymous No.17949301]

>>17949274
Do this instead.

[Anonymous No.17949311]

>>17949301

[Anonymous No.17949318]

>>17949311
dam, I've gotta try that.

[Anonymous No.17949445]

Having fluffy and youthful cuteboy hair is such a massive flex on millennials who are already balding if they haven't gotten on fin.

[Anonymous No.17949447]

>>17949445
lol zoomers are balding younger and younger, their trendy hairstyles are essentially combovers to hide their ever growing foreheads at 17

[Anonymous No.17949459]

>>17949447
Jake Paul is old wtf are you on

[Anonymous No.17949462]

>>17949459
>t.
he's a zoomer and has been balding for years

[Anonymous No.17949482]

>>17949447
Jake Paul probably lost his hair to steroids.

[Anonymous No.17949485]

>>17949482
pretty sure that photo is from well before he even started boxing, he still looks like a kid in the profile pic

[Anonymous No.17949489]

>>17949485
His profile picture is also him shirtless with some relatively big traps and chest definition, you're right he looks young in that photo so it might be pre-boxing but people tend to start using that stuff in their teenage years when they're vain and insecure.

[Anonymous No.17949545]

>>17949274
what is the appeal of a mustache?

[Anonymous No.17949547]

>>17949545
giving mustache rides to girls

[Anonymous No.17949568]

>>17949447
What the fuck has he done to himself? Now he looks like an ex-con in their early 40s.

[Anonymous No.17949580]

>>17949459
he markets to gen z

[Anonymous No.17949584]

>>17949545
It looks kino as fuck from the girls POV when you're eating her pussy.

[Anonymous No.17949623]

>>17949580
he is gen z

[Anonymous No.17949652]

>>17949623
oh he is (barely) 1997 kek

[Anonymous No.17949665]

>>17949274
having zoomer fluffy hair seems like a lot of work

[Anonymous No.17949666]

>>17949274
>Millennials
wrong, it's early gen z, retards keep getting their generations wrong.

[Anonymous No.17949680]

>>17949665
Or take roids and your hair will be fluffy and frizzy

[Anonymous No.17949693]

>>17949568
Roids age you. This isn’t news.

[Anonymous No.17949702]

im at the middle of zoomer/millenial cut off
should i get it cut?

[Anonymous No.17949738]

>>17949568
Converted to islam

[Anonymous No.17949947]

>>17949274
Millennials are not the ones doing mullets and mustaches though. Millennials are in their 30s with families and careers. They don't do this shit anymore

[Anonymous No.17949988]

>>17949274
on the left

[Anonymous No.17950019]

>>17949988
Lol

[Anonymous No.17950034]

>>17949568
he aways acted like thug, now he also looks the part

[Anonymous No.17950036]

>>17949665
I just go to bed with it wet

[Anonymous No.17950065]

>>17949311
Beating women? I guess I could give it a try

[Anonymous No.17950165]

>>17950036
This hair would be gorgeous if you were a woman.

[Anonymous No.17950172]

>>17950165
stop being sexist, cuteboy hair is in

[Anonymous No.17950200]

>>17950036
Ugly kike

[Anonymous No.17950404]

>>17949702
No
Enjoy length while you can. It may not last forever.

[Anonymous No.17950447]

>>17949274
god damn its so cringe

[Anonymous No.17950473]

>>17949545
I grew one because I'm in the military and it's all I'm allowed to have. When I was deployed and nobody was gonna see what I looked like anyway, I spent a few months growing one out as a joke, but when I came back people actually liked it. A lot of strangers bring it up, guys and girls.
A girl friend of mine claimed it makes me look more confident, that if you can still pull off a thing objectively kinda goofy like that you come out hotter by sake of not trying as hard, or something. Like the opposite of sexcore.

[Anonymous No.17950540]

>>17949666
Idubbbz and that Mitch Conner faggot are in their early 30s though, so it's pretty millennial.

[Anonymous No.17950693]

>>17950036
frenchfag?

[Anonymous No.17951098]

>>17949274
I feel like Ian's look would be fine if he was laid back and masculine instead of a cripplingly self aware cringe nerd.

[Anonymous No.17951153]

>>17949702
your airpods are in the wrong way
hair looks great btw

[Anonymous No.17951215]

>>17950200
>>17950693
blue eyed American

[Anonymous No.17951234]

>>17950036
disgusting, and you got white hair in there

[Anonymous No.17951815]

>>17951098
>cripplingly self aware cringe nerd
How do you not be this without having low intelligence?

[Anonymous No.17951946]

>>17951815
Experience smaller social interactions to build up an immunity to larger ones. Get /fit/. Take neither yourself nor others seriously

[Anonymous No.17952011]

>>17949447
Why is that? I thought the microplastics mimicked estrogen in the body

[Anonymous No.17952982]

>>17949274
why do zoomers like that haircut so much anyways?

[Anonymous No.17954185]

>>17950036
They're jealous anon. It looks great

[Anonymous No.17954435]

>>17949462
>>17949447
>millennials coping by lumping more of their trash with gen z
just admit you fags are a failed generation lol

[Anonymous No.17954600]

>>17954435
>born in 2004 is millennial now

[Anonymous No.17954626]

>>17949568
the trend in now with a lot of men is "metrosexual thug" its a really pathetic attempt at reclaiming their masculinity

[Anonymous No.17954628]

>>17954185
it looks great if you're a femfag bottombitch if you're a normal guy its fucking terrible

[Anonymous No.17954679]

>>17949545
catches and keeps the flavor of your xe/xerls neovagina

[Anonymous No.17954681]

>>17949666
Idubbbz is not a zoomer you fucking retard, how long have you had the internet? two weeks?

[Anonymous No.17954688]

>>17949545

[Anonymous No.17954699]

>>17954435
Jake Paul and that other faggot are both zoomers, retard.

[Anonymous No.17954715]

What's the zoomer cutoff? Is a 24 year old a zoomer?

[Anonymous No.17954734]

>>17954715
Depending on country, zoomer years start at 1994 or 1996 and ends around 2010ish, with Gen Alpha being somewhere in the very early 10s.

[Anonymous No.17954778]

>>17954734
But then am I a zoomer if I was born in 1994? I'll be 30 in a few months, it makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.17954931]

>>17952011
Maybe elevated estrogenic activity in the male body is counteracted by antrogen production like DHT, dunno, just brosciening here. It would explain the quintessentially modern dysgenic look of balding, manboobs and skinnyfat.

[Anonymous No.17954963]

>>17954734
Don't listen to this absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.17954976]

I have a buzzcut but I love fluffy hair, especially on women.
I think it works for some men too. I like to see some variety in haircuts.

[Anonymous No.17954979]

>>17949459
in what fuckin universe is 26 old? youch grass bro, please

[Anonymous No.17954985]

>>17954979
>in what fuckin universe is 26 old?
Zoomer Universe

[Anonymous No.17955049]

>>17949274
Jeff seid hair needs to make a come baxk

[Anonymous No.17955882]

>>17949702
Really nice hair don't cut it babe

[Anonymous No.17956049]

>>17949274
left looks like what right preys upon

[Anonymous No.17956199]

>>17950036
Wtf...I don't even... XD

[Anonymous No.17958249]

>>17949459
He's four months older than me. 97 is the start of zoomer.

[Anonymous No.17958533]

>>17958249
It's on a spectrum. There were people born in 94 who are zoomers and people born in 2000 who are millennials. Depends where you lived and what the internet access was like in your area.

>internet access from 5-8 yo onward? zoomer
>internet access from 10 yo onward? millennial
>given an ipad to shut you up as a baby? gen a

[Anonymous No.17958561]

>>17949311

[Anonymous No.17958680]

>>17949447
>zoomers
Jake Paul is like late 20s by now right?

[Anonymous No.17958799]

>>17950036
side?

[Anonymous No.17958864]

>>17958533
you are on a spectrum

[Anonymous No.17958939]

>>17954699
jake paul is barely a zoomer, 1997 is often considered late millenial or the very first zoomer

[Anonymous No.17958950]

>>17958939
He's still a zoomer icon
His fanbase was mostly 12 year olds at his peak

[Anonymous No.17958958]

>>17949702
according to all available studies, women do not like long hair on men. up to you, i guess. interested in women? broaden your available pool with shorter hair.

[Anonymous No.17959054]

>>17949462
>not the webm

[Anonymous No.17959135]

>>17958958
Women's tastes changes so easily, they don't really decide it themselves, more like they are controlled by culture.
For example, in my country, height fetish (for men) wasn't a thing until the internet became more common and started memeing it.

[Anonymous No.17959242]

>>17949274

[Anonymous No.17959515]

>>17959242
>cigarette
>comparing dudes and saying one looks cuter than the other
that's fucking gay

[Anonymous No.17959546]

>>17959515
stfu faggot zoomer, learn to appreciate your fellow mens beauty without being so insecure in yourself

[Anonymous No.17959670]

>>17958939
>considered late millenial
Lol no it isn't. I almost don't even consider '95 kids as millennial.

[Anonymous No.17959674]

>>17958680
Yes and so are the older zoomies. Gen A is already replacing them on the younger side in high schools and fashion trends.

[Anonymous No.17960050]

>>17949274
Damn millennials really fell off hard after getting shoved out of the spotlight by Gen Z. I didn't even know millennials still had distinct fashion/hairstyle trends. I just thought they still wore skinny jeans, pompadours, and ugly rectangle glasses.

Pic related, jesus you guys suck at fashion.

[Anonymous No.17960572]

>>17959515
Cigarettes are fucking kino, zoomer.

[Anonymous No.17960700]

>>17950036
How often do you shampoo?

[Anonymous No.17960905]

>>17954715
I'd say 2005 is the cutoff point
You need to have grown up alongside web 2.0 and be aware enough to have experienced a good chunk of 2000s culture to be considered a zoomer
Or easier yet, you need to have went through the technological progression of Windows XP to Windows 10 in your formative years, or witnessed the rise of iOS/Android from old keypad phones
Gen Alpha starts after Windows 8 and mobile OSs slowed down to resemble what they've been like for the past decade or so

[Anonymous No.17961227]

>>17960572
>addicted to literally sucking on something held daintily between two fingers all day every day
>not gay
pick one

[Anonymous No.17961263]

>>17949459
You have to be 18 to browse this board, fetus.

[Anonymous No.17961688]

>>17961227
only an insecure closeted faggot would project such things onto such a mundane activity

[Anonymous No.17961693]

>>17950036
>that diffuse thinning on the front
Consider fin + min.

[Anonymous No.17961701]

>>17961688
>acting gay is not actually gay if you stop thinking about it!
kek
the closet is made out of glass at this point, faggot

[Anonymous No.17961710]

>>17959242
>muh fade is le gay
>even though the guy on the left is more masculine than the guy on the right and could kill him with his bare hands
Lmao how much of a faggot do you have to be to get this uppity over what is basically the same haircut, just at a different length. That guy is 100% a pasty white sheltered pussy using cigarettes, suits and 50's - 70's style as a masculinity crutch.

[Anonymous No.17961730]

>>17949447
>zoomers are full of estrogen and that's why they're all so effeminate now!
>zoomers are getting MPB at 17, their hair is to cope with balding!!
this site needs to pick one narrative, these two are exclusionary.

[Sieg !NP2jUmGKeo No.17961733]

>>17949274
Looks like he got aids during his ficcboi phase

[Anonymous No.17961936]

>>17955049
Just gonna say this.
I’m a zoom zoom but I keep my hair natural, I’ll just put a bit of volumizing spray on it if I’m going out to give it a lil more life.
That being said I want the fucking Jeff Seid or even Zyzz hair. Zyzz is more like scene hair and you gotta iron it and shit. I fucking hate working on my hair but it looks so sick

[Anonymous No.17961937]

>>17959242
Id like to see Connor absolutely destroy that snooty twink

[Anonymous No.17962033]

>>17961227
Just admit you're afraid of dying, like a woman.

[Anonymous No.17962101]

>>17961710
>ooga booga, me stronger!

[Anonymous No.17962107]

>>17954681
You're right hes like 35

[Anonymous No.17962163]

>>17949666
That chart is horribly done. Years don't match the generation period.

[Anonymous No.17962173]

>>17949568
Boxing will do that to you

[Anonymous No.17962192]

>>17959242
How is that yee yee ass lazy bum undercut a real haircut?

[Anonymous No.17962218]

>>17959242
What is the style on the right called?

[Anonymous No.17962247]

>>17949666
We really need to stop feeding browns

[Anonymous No.17962741]

Weird how we had a 90s revival without the hair.

[Anonymous No.17962754]

>>17962741
The curtains really did a strong comeback though.

[Anonymous No.17963005]

>>17949274
But I like my mullet

[Anonymous No.17963394]

>>17949462
I fucking hate that webm because they all take so fucking long to reveal their hairlines, stop wasting my fucking time you retards

[Anonymous No.17963904]

>>17950036
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Owen's volume.

[Anonymous No.17964072]

>>17954778
You’re definitely a zillenial, so you're at least half zoomer
Everything after 1990 is zoomer t b h

[Anonymous No.17964338]

>>17954976
i wish my hair was like kei's

[Anonymous No.17964388]

>>17958958
women like whatever they're told to like and whatever is popular at the time
if some dude on tiktok with long hair goes viral suddenly all women want a long haired man

[Anonymous No.17964389]

>>17962218
"old money hair"
old money aesthetic is the new dark academia trending right now

[Anonymous No.17964406]

>>17964388
most women aren't on tiktok, anon

[Anonymous No.17964435]

>>17963904
Wtf is this picture, I can't even see

[Anonymous No.17964677]

>>17964406
90% of woman with access to a phone are on tiktok

[Anonymous No.17964817]

>>17964677
no they're not. only the ssri zombies you surround yourself with.

[Anonymous No.17964960]

Will the trend of "ironically" dressing like shit ever end?

[Anonymous No.17966514]

>>17961227
>whenever I put something in my mouth I immediately think of cock
Ok

[Anonymous No.17966672]

>>17949274
I get a haircut I call the Aushwitz. It is a clipper cut #4 on the sides and back, and #6 on the top. IDGAF and that is what makes the bitches drain my balls.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[Anonymous No.17966789]

>>17958958
>>17958958
This is both true and wrong. Where I live it's 50/50. Artsy or more bohemian women prefer long hair. Normies prefer short.

[Anonymous No.17967137]

>>17964389
lel

[Anonymous No.17967184]

>>17949274
Literally me

[Anonymous No.17968641]

>>17960050
Don't worry zoomer, you're being replaced by Gen Alpha as we speak.

[Anonymous No.17968650]

>>17949545
Flexing on people who can’t grow one?

[Anonymous No.17968655]

>>17949274
the middle part looks goofy on 99% of men

[Anonymous No.17970421]

>>17964960
never, if anything is getting worse
whats fashionable right now is dressing as ugly as possible

[Anonymous No.17971325]

>>17968655
Thats true of most haircuts

[Anonymous No.17972328]

>>17949568
White supremacist core with dry and aged skin.

[Anonymous No.17973133]

>>17949274
>>17949445
Left is literally a woman's hairstyle from the 70's. What an emasculated little poodle.