The GOAT

[Anonymous No.17902993]

Unleash your success story with Creed Aventus, the scent of triumph. Opening with a burst of pineapple and bergamot, this iconic fragrance evolves into a harmonious blend of patchouli and jasmine, leaving a lasting impression with base notes of oakmoss and ambergris.

[Anonymous No.17903022]

>>17902993
my nigger you really know how to dress sir kro. have a nice day!!!

[Anonymous No.17903060]

never understood why people spend all this money on smelly water

[Anonymous No.17903277]

>>17902993
Yes, it's the king. The fresh fruity start is great, but i'm all in for the mossy, ambergris, musk drydown.

[Anonymous No.17903523]

>>17903060
makes girls horny

[Anonymous No.17903846]

>>17903277
doing this shit gets you shot where I'm from

[Anonymous No.17903956]

>>17902993
its so expensive though

[Anonymous No.17903970]

>>17903523
You have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.17903995]

>>17902993
sorry, for me its the vintage ysl pour homme.

[Anonymous No.17904012]

>>17903995

[Anonymous No.17904074]

>>17903846
Yeah, you're probably from Mexivo, Nrauil or shit like that. I fuvking hate weak, emotional males. All the cartel killings most in the time it's because of feelings for women.

[Anonymous No.17904075]

>>17903846
Yeah, you're probably from Mexico, Brazil or shit like that. I fucking hate weak, emotional males. All the cartel killings most in the time it's because of feelings for women.

[Anonymous No.17904783]

>>17903060
Many people in their teens and 20s wear 300 to 400 bucks plastic sneakers. What makes smelly water different from that?

[Anonymous No.17904788]

>>17902993
Unleash your intelligence story with Zara Vibrant Leather, the scent of 13 eurodollars that makes OP look like a massive retard.

[Anonymous No.17904849]

>>17904783
sneakers are a lot more tangible and have more utility than stink water

[Anonymous No.17904869]

>>17903970
Yeah 18, not 78, has your dick stopped working? lmao

[Anonymous No.17904873]

>>17904783
>300 to 400 bucks plastic sneakers.
what the fuck, what kind

[Anonymous No.17904875]

>>17904849
>tangible
Sure, cleanliness and good smell is less visible than nigger shoes.
>utility
You can get plastic sneakers for 15 bucks and pretty decent leather shoes for less than 100 bucks.

[Anonymous No.17904884]

>>17904869
You missed the point, zoomtard

[Anonymous No.17904887]

>>17904884
You're not special because you are old, boomertard
Go get viagra

[Anonymous No.17904889]

>>17904875
Either way the utility of a shoe is leagues more. It protects your foot even if it's retarded and over priced.

[Anonymous No.17904891]

>>17904887
Yes, we know that in comparison, you're VERY special anon. Your parents and teachers all say so, and you even go to a special education program!

[Anonymous No.17904955]

>>17904889
People also love nice shoes. People don't care about cologne. The best you'll get is a "oh, you smell nice," which you can get with a $15 drug store cologne, and at worst you'll give People headaches and they won't want to talk to you

[Anonymous No.17904971]

>>17904955
women care a lot about cologne/fragrance/smell even if they don't verbalize it.

It's literally a turn on for them. You fuck, I assume? If you fuck, you should be aware of this.

Women don't know enough about mens shoes to really care about them beyond 'those look nice'. Only other men in the shoe game really care about what shoe a man is wearing.

[Anonymous No.17904983]

>>17904971
You're lucky. All the women I know hate cologne and do nothing but bitch about how strong it is/how it's giving them a headache

[Anonymous No.17904988]

>>17904971
I have fucked without even wearing deodorant

[Anonymous No.17904998]

>>17904983
Kek, you know why? Stop wearing chemcial sweet smelling fragrances. That's just overbearing and nose melting.

[Anonymous No.17904999]

>>17904889
>>17904955
Last decades, being clean, smell good and have good maners (all of them hardly tangible) gets you better peers and better job, which means more money, which means better women, which is critical to do the thing you are here to do: reproduce and place your kids in the best possible place.
>>17904983
>All the women I know hate cologne
>>17904988
>I have fucked without even wearing deodorant
Ok anon.

[Anonymous No.17905486]

>>17904999
>Ok anon.
I'm naturally not smelly

[Anonymous No.17905487]

>>17904999
>Last decades
a bottle of water does not last decades. You're also putting too much stock in cologne. You don't NEED it

[Anonymous No.17905610]

>>17904999
>hmm anon, you smell good
>YOU GOT THE JOB!
>oh my god anon, you smell so fucking good,
>LET'S FUCK!
>hey you smell good dude, let's be friends
I like all the different scents of colognes and fragrances but they won't make you fucking god dude
also lmao if your boss is anything like my dad and is super sensitive to strong scents and you picked the day to do ten sprays of drakkar noir and you end up making his shit list instead of a promotion

[Anonymous No.17905652]

>>17905610
You have full blown aspergers, fren. This logic reminds me of a bipolar friend of mine, black or white, everything, good is right and bad is wrong, its either this, or that.
Your aura, your vibe, the general impression you leave upon ALL of the senses of those you interact with, their instinctual response to you happens in a microsecond, this is what matters. Girls especially don't think about the cologne, they think don't even necessarily think "this guy smells good" (initially, on first impression) they just take in the vibe and either get the ick or don't, and you only get that chance once per. It's not about the fucking- DO U LIKE MI CALORNE OR U LIKE WEN I NOT A THE DID A CALOGNE it's about having a perceived aura that's coherent, your confidence matches your style, your scent amplifies with your aesthetic, and you carry it all with confidence.
Stop arguing like a dumb bitch who learns something and instantly assumes everyone who does it differently is wrong and to be corrected, a bitch who thinks the way they know just so happens to be the best and only correct/morally-righteous/God's-chosen/minmaxxed/officially-recognized-consensus-of-scientific-scholars(TM) fucking way like a pussy boy lol u read the whole thing fuk niga lel kys

[Anonymous No.17905676]

>>17905652
Then just say that then lol
A nice fragrance is a perfect compliment to your overall vibe, sure
That whole thing you had going on earlier about how smelling good will unlock this whole other layer of life where everything is better was fucking insane, maybe you're the one with something wrong in the head

[Anonymous No.17905971]

>>17904998
Fierce is fucking based. Girls like it better than Aventus in my experience

[Anonymous No.17905978]

What about Sauvage?

[Anonymous No.17906072]

>>17902993
Aventus is what Napoleon wore

[Anonymous No.17906741]

>>17906072
Yes

[Anonymous No.17907306]

Hold on, the real GigaChad of colognes coming through.

[Anonymous No.17908221]

>>17907306
umm based

[Anonymous No.17908610]

>>17903956
the cheap designer shit is pretty bad these days though, some of it smells like it would be OK if I was still 14-16 years old but a lot of it smells like drug store shit

[Anonymous No.17908614]

>>17902993
fuck this abercrombie deodorant smelling horseshit

[Anonymous No.17909683]

>>17907306
Bleu electrique is better

[Anonymous No.17909763]

>>17908614
Fierce is a metallic smelling fougere. Jeremy is a retard calling it a teenage frag.

[Anonymous No.17910004]

THE GOAT

[Anonymous No.17910015]

>>17902993
>$265 for 30ml
How many sprays is that?

[Anonymous No.17910170]

>>17910004
THEEE GOAT

[Anonymous No.17911735]

>>17910015
about 400~500.
1 buck for 2 sprays.

[Anonymous No.17911863]

My wife just gave me a 100mL bottle of Aventus for my birthday.
AMA.

[Anonymous No.17913454]

Don’t girls like gourmond on guys because it makes them feel like they’ll eat you up?

[Anonymous No.17913465]

>>17911863
How does it feel to own a shadow of the cologne that was a beast in 2015 before it was reformulated?

[Anonymous No.17913708]

>>17904788
I love ZARA so much they rip off all these expensive smelly waters and sell for pennies
Girls like ZARA unless they're turbowhore golddiggers who know all about expensive brands and you want to avoid those women anyway
Give me one reason to buy expensive fragrances over ZARA replicas
I use the London fragrance btw

[Anonymous No.17914468]

>>17913465
Pretty good.
>>17913708
The real thing is better and I’m not poor. You think Zara puts ambergris in their colognes?

[Anonymous No.17914498]

>>17913454
they also like fresh and clean scents, depends on the girl

[Anonymous No.17914767]

>>17902993
You're about a decade too late, is it even the same scent? The brand is a scam parade.
Bourdon should just make his own version with the og formula, word will get around and he'll rack up more than all those fuckers owed him. Surprised he wasn't approached by other brands for that bonaparte juice.

[Anonymous No.17915248]

>>17914468
You think Creed puts ambergris in their perfumes?

[Anonymous No.17916034]

>>17913708
Zara frags usually have mediocre performance from what I've seen. Still great though

[Anonymous No.17916148]

>I want to smell like an arab migrant

ok?you do you lilbro..