Dang ol' Tinder, man. I tell you what, it can be a real downer.
Y'see, I ain't no expert on dating apps, but I know a good dang photo when I see one. And let me tell you, man, your photos ain't it.
I ain't sayin' you're ugly, man. But you ain't exactly Brad Pitt, either. And the truth is, man, looks matter on Tinder. People are just gonna swipe left or right based on your photos.
So don't you go wastin' your time on Tinder, man. You're gonna be better off tryin' to meet people in real life. Go to a bar, a club, a dang ol' coffee shop. Just get out there and meet people the old-fashioned way.
I know it ain't easy, man. But it's the only way you're gonna find someone who likes you for who you are, man. Not just for your dang ol' photos.
So don't you go givin' up on love, man. Just keep on tryin', and eventually you'll find someone who's right for you.