/wt/ - WATCH THREAD

[Anonymous No.17766687]

> Poorfag guide:
https://imgur.com/a/NFMXDuK
> Watch essentials 102:
https://pastebin.com/Rc77hhXV
> Purchasing used watches:
https://pastebin.com/f44aJKy2
> Purchasing straps:
https://pastebin.com/SwRysprE
>Should I buy this MVMT / DW / "minimalist" fashion watch?
https://imgur.com/a/6CNO8
>Should I buy this Armani / Michael Kors / mall watch?
https://imgur.com/a/Sw1FsAn

"Suggest a watch for me."
> Your budget
> Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot
> Movement, e.g. automatic, hand wound, quartz
> Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd time zone
> Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet
> Wrist size or desired watch size

>Watch news websites:
https://www.hodinkee.com
https://www.ablogtowatch.com
https://www.fratellowatches.com
https://monochrome-watches.com

Previous thread : >>17765092

[Anonymous No.17766693]

any cool new silver casios out?

[Anonymous No.17766697]

>>17766693

[Anonymous No.17766699]

>>17766687

[Anonymous No.17766701]

fuck it im just going to buy this one instead of the two tone dj

[Anonymous No.17766702]

>>17766697
They're slowly getting there. The asymmetric subdials trigger my OCD though.

[Anonymous No.17766705]

ew its still here

[Anonymous No.17766707]

>>17766697
that square watch is kinda making me horny

[Anonymous No.17766710]

>>17766701
2 tone is kind of shit

[Anonymous No.17766711]

Our local health expert has still not redeemed himself with information on how the body is absolutely incapable of recuperation and/or strengthening the points of failure.

[Anonymous No.17766712]

>>17766707
I feel you, the moonphase makes it pure kino

[Anonymous No.17766714]

Post tropical dials.

[Anonymous No.17766716]

Remember, don't make yourself a target of the goat fuckers. Don't wear a women's watch.

[Anonymous No.17766719]

>>17766714
that motherfucker survived nagasaki

[Anonymous No.17766720]

Is this the watch thread?

[Anonymous No.17766723]

>>17766697
Square is cool. Right seems so AliExpress I may puke.

[Anonymous No.17766727]

let me guess... you need more?

[Anonymous No.17766728]

>>17766699

[Anonymous No.17766729]

>>17766714
Am i blind or is the minute hand missing?

[Anonymous No.17766730]

>>17766716
why would i care about a bunch of sand walkers trying to not think gay thoughts?

[Anonymous No.17766739]

>>17766730
>he is gonna get the struggle snuggle

[Anonymous No.17766742]

>>17766710
yeah i keep thinking it would look cool but i dunno the people who say it looks tacky kinda have a point

[Anonymous No.17766746]

>>17766739
nah im the big spoon

[Anonymous No.17766752]

>>17766730
For some reasons this anon gets triggered specifically by 36mm watches. He made this meme and got called a faggot for it, so now he's trying to convince other anons wearing a 36mm watch will attract gay muslim men or something. It makes perfect sense in his head, apparently.

These threads are basically the same 15 retards falling deeper and deeper into madness. It's actually fascinating to see. Now I'm able to recognize some of them from a single post. My favorite one hates Tudor more than anything (he calls it "Turdor"), associates the brand with black penises for some obscur reasons, and goes completely insane if you shit on his favorite brands. Next time you see him just tell him this:
>IWC doesn't make in-house movements
And enjoy the show

[Anonymous No.17766753]

[Anonymous No.17766764]

>>17766752
sounds like everyone who is mad in this thread has strong gay thoughts on their mind.

[Anonymous No.17766767]

>>17766699
>mogs you with a casio

[Anonymous No.17766768]

[Anonymous No.17766770]

>>17766752
>These threads are basically the same 15 retards falling deeper and deeper into madness. It's actually fascinating to see. Now I'm able to recognize some of them from a single post.

Isn't that the whole fun of /wt/? Watching people have nervous breakdowns over trinkets?

[Anonymous No.17766771]

>>17766764
One just posted this in another thread

[Anonymous No.17766773]

>>17766767
I also enjoy Casio as well as Jaeger-LeCoultre. It's a comfortable life.

[Anonymous No.17766774]

>>17766773
love that reverso bigly

[Anonymous No.17766778]

>>17766773
>pre 2016 Reverso
>no curved lugs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17766779]

Thoughts? Might have to cop...

[Anonymous No.17766782]

>>17766773
dang. looks like youre pretty much set. Reminds me of that pic of the bb58 and the seiko prestige

[Anonymous No.17766788]

>>17766687
Colorscheme limit what you can wear this with?

[Anonymous No.17766792]

>>17766779
Full calendar chrono is pretty classic. In terms of that specific watch, though, I can't say. You'll have to do your own research in terms of whether the price is fair, the condition, etc.

[Anonymous No.17766794]

>>17766768
I want picrel but want to buy a rolex before I buy a GS. Unless there is one on sale

[Anonymous No.17766795]

>>17766794
Once you have a Rolex, you will probably no longer want a GS.

[Anonymous No.17766796]

>>17766687
Colorscheme limit what you can wear this with?

[Anonymous No.17766801]

>>17766687
> Your budget
250$ at most
> Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot
Dress watch to wear with a suit
> Movement, e.g. automatic, hand wound, quartz
Don't mind
> Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd time zone
Don't mind
> Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet
Leather
> Wrist size or desired watch size
6.3 inches wrist , 38mm at most

[Anonymous No.17766802]

>>17766771
True

[Anonymous No.17766805]

[Anonymous No.17766806]

>>17766768
>>17766794
Their "brown" collection is more iconic and relatable to the brand.

[Anonymous No.17766808]

>>17766806

[Anonymous No.17766809]

>>17766806
gonna be honest that dial looks good even in a fucking toilet bowl

nippon magicians

[Anonymous No.17766824]

What pit vipers should I get to wear with my green watch

[Anonymous No.17766825]

>>17766809
It must be difficult to live with that kind of fetishes. My condolences, anon.

[Anonymous No.17766829]

>>17766824
none. Dont wear pit vipers with that.

[Anonymous No.17766832]

>>17766824
what are you 15 years old?

[Anonymous No.17766854]

>>17766829
>>17766832
Don’t care
>>17766720
Please enlighten me brother

[Anonymous No.17766860]

>>17766854
Pit Vipers 2000s Carnivore.

[Anonymous No.17766867]

wifey str8 FLEXIN

[Anonymous No.17766869]

>>17766697
I need more information. Model #s?

[Anonymous No.17766871]

>>17766806
>>17766808
It's not brown, it's a shade of mud that can only be found near Mount Kakapookku, in northern Japan.

[Anonymous No.17766873]

>>17766867
ywnbw

[Anonymous No.17766877]

>>17766697
>eckscusesh me shurr, i'd liek to buy a watchhh pleasch

[Anonymous No.17766879]

>>17766779
>redsky night
delightfully vintage and never really seen anymore, I think only vacheron has bothered

[Anonymous No.17766887]

>>17766871
>near Mount Kakapookku
Oh, yes, close to the urinai river, of which they use the water to polish their bracelets, you know?

[Anonymous No.17766891]

>>17766716
Right on bro. Pic related is my new 44

[Anonymous No.17766899]

just bought this seiko in a thrift shop. How do I know its original? And why does it stop all the time? Must i shake it everytime?

[Anonymous No.17766903]

>>17766899
>that band
I think you bought a jeeted fake

[Anonymous No.17766909]

>>17766903
why does the band look fake?

[Anonymous No.17766911]

>>17766899
Looks like a mumbai special.

[Anonymous No.17766915]

>>17766767
Am I the only one who hates these "stretched" Casio displays?

[Anonymous No.17766919]

Will I feel a different experience wearing a mechanical watch or is it a watchsnob exaggeration?

[Anonymous No.17766924]

>>17766796
Khaki Red White Black Gray Navy

[Anonymous No.17766926]

>>17766919
Yes you'll feel like a better person. A better human, even.
But only if you buy SWISS HIGH-END.

[Anonymous No.17766927]

>>17766919
>or is it a watchsnob exaggeration?
Yes. Unless you're already thrilled by the idea without even owning one, you will only feel discomfort for added weight and thickness and embarassment for inferior time-keeping performance

[Anonymous No.17766936]

>>17766927
That only happens with shitters, you poorfag
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17766948]

Be honest, is this retarded?

[Anonymous No.17766973]

>>17766919
It's a completely different experience. You get to marvel at the engineering gadget on your wrist as you check the time again the correct time. Nobody notices, nobody comments but in your head you know how much you spent for 60% Swiss total value to get that level of detail and craftsmanship. The smooth sweeping hands that you can only get on your watch if you don't count spring drive or bulovas. Are you a snob or are you a knowledgeable gentleman? We'll, would a snob know about the amazing history and heritage of a brand? Would a snob know all the cinema classics that featured amazing mechanical watches? Would a watch snob admire what can be achieved without a battery or electricity? I think not kind sir. You deserve the best, don't settle for anything other than a fine mechanical SWISS timepiece to wear in good health.

[Anonymous No.17766975]

can any GS bros tell me what is exact model is?

[Anonymous No.17766976]

>>17766911
Will people mock me because of it?

[Anonymous No.17766977]

>>17766948
I never liked it but I'm in the minority opinion.

[Anonymous No.17766979]

>>17766975
D6GSR89

[Anonymous No.17766983]

>>17766979
you made this up

[Anonymous No.17766987]

>>17766936
I said "added" and "inferior", so I'm speaking in relative terms. It means that quartz will always outperform mechanical in terms of weight, thickness and time-keeping performance.

[Anonymous No.17766999]

>>17766975
Found it in less than 3 minutes. How are some of you so braindead?

[Anonymous No.17767001]

>>17766983
I smashed my fist into the keyboard. I thought that's how they came up with their model numbers, like omega. It looks like a SBGW235.

[Anonymous No.17767003]

https://youtu.be/iOpTgqt0pR4
>TOYME TO DUMPPP

[Anonymous No.17767019]

Tried to cop this a month ago. The sellers store was no longer open :(

[Anonymous No.17767022]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp6dG6b51gQ

[Anonymous No.17767026]

What the fuck were they thinking with this polished bezel ffs

[Anonymous No.17767037]

grail finally acquired

[Anonymous No.17767043]

Just copped. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.17767048]

>>17766919
yes - you're going to have to adjust to the correct time since your shit will be +/- constantly

[Anonymous No.17767049]

>>17767043
beep beep. beep beep. beep beep.

[Anonymous No.17767060]

This Timex expedition 36mm solar field watch or the Citizen bm8180 ?

[Anonymous No.17767069]

>>17766975
It's time to poop

[Anonymous No.17767077]

>>17767060
As much as I love Citizen as a brand, those newer Expedition models are insanely good value, Timex really stepped up their quality.

[Anonymous No.17767105]

>>17766877
keked and checked

[Anonymous No.17767109]

Redpill me about Louis Erard

[Anonymous No.17767110]

>>17766975
The one with the glued on crystal

[Anonymous No.17767115]

>tfw I'm redpilled af.

[Anonymous No.17767136]

>>17767115
>non-negro buying RM, ever
literally who tier brands:
>piaget
>ressence
>van cleef
>czapek

[Anonymous No.17767139]

G-SHOCK master race reporting

[Anonymous No.17767151]

>>17766948
Yes.

Santos sucks dick.

[Anonymous No.17767154]

>>17766697
Wtf? Sex? Sex with Casio?

[Anonymous No.17767160]

>>17767026
Get an actual Seiko 5 for the normal experience, the chinese copies are always at least one mark off the originals.
Id rather take this, however. Design-wise, I mean.

[Anonymous No.17767164]

I need recs on a copy of this. Womens size and purple dial is a must. No matter the brand, should be quartz and in the €200 range.

[Anonymous No.17767188]

>>17766687
My current watchbox:
r) Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean 45mm: My everyday beater. Shrugs off everything you throw at it without a glance and works well in almost any environment.

m) Grand Seiko SBGM 221: My watch for the office. The croc strap is insanely comfy but it looked a bit too formal and vintage to my taste.
I dressed it down a notch with tanned leather (delugs tan-crazy-horse-side-stitch-strap).

l) Casio MTS-110: A cheap watch to travel around worry-free. It's a really solid choice with a steel case, a sapphire crystal, and 10 years on the batteries.

[Anonymous No.17767189]

I bought my very first luxury watch, a GS SBGN005 with a kick ass blue dial, and am jeered at for not getting the automatic or the one which irks me still, saying its a poor man's Explorer 2.

The last comment happened in June when l was eating with friends. Some older guy awkwardly came up to me, looked at my watch and said "l almost thought it was an Rolex Explorer, what a shame" and walked off.

[Anonymous No.17767190]

>>17766899
Keep shaking it and then wear it.
>>17766911
It's not a Mumbai special, it's just old and ugly.

[Anonymous No.17767191]

>>17767109
Kinder garden tier.

[Anonymous No.17767194]

>>17766714
SMEARED

[Anonymous No.17767196]

>>17767136
>poor and ignorant post
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.17767197]

>>17767188
>r) Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean
Noice
>m) Grand Seiko
Disgusting
>l) Casio MTS-110
Meh...

[Anonymous No.17767201]

>>17767188
it's probably just a reflection but some purple on those hands would look very nice

[Anonymous No.17767213]

very nice but expensive

[Anonymous No.17767214]

>>17766806
seiko > rolex
sorry not sorry

[Anonymous No.17767220]

>>17767201
The GMT hand is thermally blued and reflects in the mirror finish of the others.

[Anonymous No.17767250]

>>17766867
what casio removed all of your hair?

[Anonymous No.17767251]

>>17766948
you need f91

[Anonymous No.17767252]

>>17767043
f91 with a hair puller

[Anonymous No.17767258]

>>17767043
Cool little watch. I prefer the mesh bracelet on that thing, it's pretty comfortable.

[Anonymous No.17767261]

>If you don't have money buy a Casio, excellent value.
>Never buy a replica or a homage
>Never buy cheap mechanical watches, avoid the Seiko 5.
>There is nothing wrong with quartz. Seiko or Citizen.
>Entry level mechanical watches must be Tudor, Black Bay or Ranger.
>Avoid Omega
>Avoid expensive brands that lack in-house movement, like IWC
>Buy a Rolex, but only one.
>Then buy a Reverso or a Tank Louis Cartier
>Grand Seiko is only good if it is Elegance Collection
>Buy a trinity watch just to commemorate an important milestone in your life.

[Anonymous No.17767272]

>>17767261
Agreed on everything.

[Anonymous No.17767278]

>>17767261
Sounds pretty reasonable.

[Anonymous No.17767279]

>>17766727
>>17766773
i love digital watches and i'll keep buying them
>>17766919
i think its cool but snobby. i have mates with them and they kinda brag about the price of them which makes them snobby. its kinda like people bragging about vinyl but also in a luxury way which i'm sick to death of in this city.
>>17767043
my first digital watch bro, i still wear it often.

[Anonymous No.17767281]

>>17767189
>Some older guy awkwardly came up to me, looked at my watch and said "l almost thought it was an Rolex Explorer, what a shame" and walked off.
I want to believe this happened.

[Anonymous No.17767282]

I'm finally starting the point of seiko, there's just not that many options in other brands if you want a simple three hander with a somewhat special dial, if you go swiss under five figures the best you'll get is a faint guilloche pattern in black or white.
But, can someone help me understand seiko sizing? In all the wrist shots I see the watches look absolutely massive. Pic rel is 39.5mm and yet it covers the entire wrist, my current watch is 41mm and looks much smaller despite me having small wrists. Are the lugs longer than usual? Does seiko attract beta wristlets primarily? I'm aware of the distortion introduced by phone lenses but it looks like there's more to it.

[Anonymous No.17767283]

>>17767261
>Tank Louis Cartier
only if you enjoy getting fucked by aids riddled nogs behind a service station

[Anonymous No.17767286]

>>17767282
How big the watch will actually appear on your wrist depends a lot on the type of the watch, some seem bigger than they are and some seem smaller. How thick is the bezel, how thick is the watch in relation to its diameter, how wide is the strap in relation to the diameter, how big is the dial in relation to the diameter, all those things effect the way the watch is perceived.

[Anonymous No.17767287]

>>17767261
>Avoid Omega
>Avoid IWC
>Buy Rolex

[Anonymous No.17767288]

>>17767282

[Anonymous No.17767290]

>tudor is bad
>rolex is bad
>omega is bad
>seiko is bad
>grand seiko is bad
>casio is bad
there's not a single watch all of /wt/ likes

[Anonymous No.17767294]

also btw should I buy a seiko 5 gmt for fun? ive never had a gmt watch or an skx

[Anonymous No.17767298]

the NPC special

[Anonymous No.17767300]

Anyone know anything about Mondaine? Looks pretty cool might buy one they are only a few hundred bucks.
>>17767026
Looks like a cock ring.

[Anonymous No.17767303]

>>17767288
How big is your wrist? The watch looks too big on you, the lugs are hanging over the wrist. Maybe it's just a shitty photo, try taking it a bit further away.

[Anonymous No.17767305]

>>17767300
I got a grey one that I sometimes wear with grey chinos. They are still fashion watches but decent ones. The design was inspired by the SBB clocks and they have a solid swiss quartz movement. If you like them go for one, they are not expensive and fun to wear

[Anonymous No.17767307]

>>17767288
Jesus fucking Christ you people are tone deaf

[Anonymous No.17767308]

>>17767261
Assuming Im rich. Why not just buy Rolex?
Their dive watches look the same as everyone elses but my Orient is worthless after I take it out of the box. But Rolex my kid can inherit it in 50 years time and sell it for a gain.

[Anonymous No.17767310]

both real gold btw

[Anonymous No.17767311]

>>17767298
Half of those are absolutely awful. The other half is exactly the wrong model to get. Look at that fucking Navitimer. It's the ugliest worst fake Navitimer you could get. Instead of getting the proper one, he bought shit. Same with the new ugly Sneedy that nobody likes.

You're right, this is pure NPC. He just bought the newest thing of famous watches without discrimination. I guarantee he walked into Breitling and said I want a Navitimer, not having done any research and they gave him the shit that was unsellable.

[Anonymous No.17767312]

>>17767308
>Their dive watches look the same as everyone elses
What you actually mean is
>every other dive watches is trying to look like the Submariner

[Anonymous No.17767316]

>>17767305
nta but do any of their watches move like their clocks?

[Anonymous No.17767319]

>>17767310
How pure is the gold?

[Anonymous No.17767325]

>>17767312
I'm sure Hans will read this bro

[Anonymous No.17767329]

>>17767308
Rolex is a solid investment but get some advice to get the right model.
The main problem I have with Rolex is the same as with Porsche... both brands do brilliant products but all look the same to my eye.
Also, the standard Submariner is the first watch every fucking Salesman defaults to at my workplace, as every dingus easily recognizes them.
A colleague of mine doing overseas Brand Management in China has a lovely Patek Phillipe but exchanges for Rolex so the Chinese Business Partners can actually recognize the Brand easily to smoothen deals.

[Anonymous No.17767336]

>>17766867
>fat boomers
>niggers
>chinks
>arabs
has any brand ever been ruined this hard by the people who wear it?

[Anonymous No.17767342]

>>17767312
Rolex tried to look like a Blancpain Fifty Fathoms, so that's fair.

[Anonymous No.17767348]

>>17767329
>Chinese Business Partners
How many of them wear omeagre?

[Anonymous No.17767352]

>>17767348
Sorry Mate, it's a different department so I won't know. Taken from my time as an international student in Asia: Probably not as much as you think.

[Anonymous No.17767356]

>>17767352
That generally corroborates with my own observations.

[Anonymous No.17767360]

>>17767342
Ackchyually the Rolex 6202 was released in 1950, 3 before the Fifty Fathoms and the Submariner.
"Submariner" is just a commercial name for a watch that already existed.

[Anonymous No.17767364]

>>17767360
Tomayto, tohmato

[Anonymous No.17767365]

>>17767360
This design never clicked for me. The case isn't bad, the bezel, if thin, is also ok. The dial is a mess though, triangles, squares, circles, the weird seconds hand... It's not pretty at all.

[Anonymous No.17767377]

>>17767365
Oh no! 1950s Rolex will never recover.

[Anonymous No.17767381]

redpill me on the Berny brand from AliExpress, $100 for a titanium watch with sapphire crystal seems insane

[Anonymous No.17767383]

>>17767377
Ah, they'll be fine. Brave keyboard warriors such as yourself will always be on guard for them.

[Anonymous No.17767386]

>>17767261
like 99% of watches are homage watches

[Anonymous No.17767392]

>>17766975
SBGW231. Best GS imo.
I've been considering it for a while but I went with a Reverso instead.

[Anonymous No.17767399]

>>17766869
Left is a MTP-M305D-7AV

[Anonymous No.17767403]

This fucking fake teeth 89iq halfwit is leaving the UK for Spain
>told people to vote Brexit
>wants to immigrate to a better country
LMAO HOLY SHIT

Is this real life? Imagine this tattooed douchebag chav with his retarded boomer accent in Spain, he'll be a laughing stock. This guy is such fucking trash. Real genuine trash. I can't believe people would buy watches from this piece of shit. I wouldn't buy anything this scalper has touched. He's a slimey pawn shop broker, that's all these "grey market" watch dealers really are.

[Anonymous No.17767416]

Does owning a watch continue to provide you with happiness or is it about the anticipation and the initial joy of receiving it?

[Anonymous No.17767417]

>>17767416
Latter for the most part.

After that it becomes a tool to demonstrate to co-workers (other men) that you are their superior.

[Anonymous No.17767419]

is the Seiko Presage Cocktail Time series bad? Some foreskin-haver on YouTube said so recently

[Anonymous No.17767423]

>>17767392
>Explorer
>Reverso
Anon, are we the same person?

[Anonymous No.17767424]

>>17767419
It's not bad but it could have been much better.

[Anonymous No.17767426]

>>17767298
The PRX is comically large.

[Anonymous No.17767427]

>>17767424
is Hardlex as ass as people say? I don't really care about any of the other flaws

[Anonymous No.17767428]

>>17767403
In Spain we call him “el guiri”

[Anonymous No.17767430]

>>17767416
>Does owning a watch continue to provide you with happiness or is it about the anticipation and the initial joy of receiving it?
I used to think it was the latter until I got my dream watch. Expensive hype watches I bought that other people liked were nice in that I could post pictures here and get positive (you)s, but I quickly got bored of them and sold them. (Thankfully, hype pieces retain value pretty well.)

With my dream watch I don't care if anyone else ever sees it. I don't care about its value retention. Every time I put it on, I feel good.

[Anonymous No.17767433]

>>17767427
It's not that bad, but sapphire would be much much better. It's a box crystal so it stands quite proud of the watch, i scratched mine in like 2 months. The scratches buff out a bit with time so they're not that obvious, but it still sucks.

[Anonymous No.17767439]

>>17767360
Nice black bay homage

[Anonymous No.17767441]

> My gold quartz PRX looks exactly like a Vacheron 222, no one would know the difference.

[Anonymous No.17767443]

>>17767419
Nice watches and boxing above their weight. Go for one if you like the design.

[Anonymous No.17767447]

>>17767026
Polished bezels look nicer

[Anonymous No.17767456]

>>17767419
>>17767427
Depending on where you live i could sell you mine if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.17767468]

>>17767441
people who don't know the difference won't know what a vacheron is

[Anonymous No.17767469]

>>17767430
That's the right attitude to have, but you forget that so many people have no inner monologue. They buy what they're told to buy.

Look at >>17767392, for example. Fine watches, sure, but total NPC choices. His picks don't give you any indication he likes anything other than "popular thing".
He even copied >>17766773's picture, for Christ's sake.

[Anonymous No.17767485]

>>17767392
npc

[Anonymous No.17767500]

CHADgani design

[Anonymous No.17767509]

What's the consensus on IWC 36mm pilots?

[Anonymous No.17767510]

>>17767509
"I couldn't get a Rolex" : the watch #4285424

[Anonymous No.17767514]

>>17767510
how does this look like a Rolex, you fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.17767519]

>>17767365
>The dial is a mess though, triangles, squares, circles, the weird seconds hand... It's not pretty at all.
Wasn't meant to be. I think that those exact specs were laid out by the navy.

[Anonymous No.17767523]

>>17767509
>36mm

[Anonymous No.17767527]

>>17767509
Wow that's actual sex, so cool.

[Anonymous No.17767528]

>>17767514
>REEEEEEEEEEE IT DOESN'T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE A ROLEX DON'T CALL IT A COPE WATCH WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH
It's a 3 hands automatic steel sports watch with an asking price between 5k and 10k. Literally Rolex territory.
>Aqua Terra?
Rolex cope.
>JLC Polaris?
Rolex cope.
>Breitling whothefuckcares?
Rolex cope.
>Grand Seiko whatever?
Rolex cope.
>This IWC piece of shit?
ROLEX COPE.

STOP
PRETENDING
ROLEX
ISN'T
MOGGING
THE
WHOLE
LUXURY
SPORTS
WATCH
MARKET

The cat posting autist is right. STOP BUYING SPORTS WATCHES. Get a fucking Rolex and just move on.

[Anonymous No.17767529]

>>17767310
>both real gold btw

The problem is that Casio was making fake gold watches before, so even if they make a real gold watch now everybody's gonna just cringe

[Anonymous No.17767530]

>>17766687
Stop buying girly dress watches.

[Anonymous No.17767532]

>>17767528
schizo

[Anonymous No.17767544]

>>17767532
>schizo
Yeah? Well you're a nigger.

See these anons? >>17766699 >>17766701 >>17767392
They're the ones who made the right choice.
>what's your watch anon?
>Rolex
>oh wow, that's cool (shit, he must have some money).
Maybe they'll get bored with their watch some day, or they'll need money. They'll just sell their watch in 48h for - worst case scenario - 100% of what they paid.

Now tell me what's the benefit of spending 6k on some fucking 3 hands IWC? It won't impress anyone and in case of need you'll get 50% of it price back AT BEST.

We all know this is true. Why even pretend there's something else than Rolex in the 5 - 20k price range? People will believe it and get scammed.

>b-b-b-b-b-but I want to express my personality with my watch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You niggers are hopeless, unironically kys

[Anonymous No.17767549]

>>17767528
>>17767544
t. Hans Wilsdorf

[Anonymous No.17767550]

>>17767509
based stealth luxury

[Anonymous No.17767558]

>>17767509
Too small. Otherwise great. The perfect pilots watch is 39mm.

[Anonymous No.17767559]

>>17766699
>>17766672
>IMG_3704.jpg
>image.jpg
>IMG_3711.jpg
>IMG_3712.jpg
>IMG_3738.jpg x2
jesus, will you stop posting that zoo themed thing. we get get: you're smarter, happier, more confident, sexier, healthier and wealthier than us. having an expensive watch is obviously the only measure of success in this universe and life is only about which 130g of steel on the wrist you have. you have proven this eloquently
now please - for the love of god - please stop posting more jungle book caricatures, there are children on this board
also check'd

[Anonymous No.17767566]

Fuck u guys, I'm still wearing my orange monster I got 10 years ago for $200

[Anonymous No.17767567]

>>17767544
>They'll just sell their watch in 48h for - worst case scenario - 100% of what they paid.

>But I need to sell my watch because I can't really afford it.

Behold the Rolex shitter.

Everybody else are buying the watches because they just like them, but a Rolex shitter buys it to try and project some status he doesn't really have and always keeps in mind how he could get his money back, he can't just wear that watch to death.

The direct consequence of Rolex adopting the hypebeast business model is attracting the niggers.

[Anonymous No.17767569]

>>17767566
Why do the people like the ginormous, heavy and pointless divers so much.

I'm sick of seeing

[Anonymous No.17767570]

saw this posted on a 2 follower twitter account when searching up 'rolex'. he's right

[Anonymous No.17767574]

>>17767569
my 200 meters of water resistance though..

[Anonymous No.17767575]

>>17767509
This is so unspecial and boring that you might as well buy an Archimede 36 or the chinese stowa 36 and pocket the $6500 difference.

[Anonymous No.17767576]

>>17767569
No idea.

[Anonymous No.17767580]

>>17767567
>Everybody else are buying the watches because they just like them
And then 2 years later:
>Ah shit I should have bought a Rolex instead
Chrono24, eBay, Watchfinder and other second hand marketplace are filled with shit-tier luxury watches that nobody want to buy.

[Anonymous No.17767583]

>>17767419
I have 3. Love them all.

[Anonymous No.17767587]

>>17767419
I have the original sarb065 and I don't like it as much as I thought it would. It's too thick. I don't know if the future ones fixed it, but I hope they did

[Anonymous No.17767588]

>>17767574
>my 200 meters of water resistance though..

The number of people who have ever dove 200m in history is a three digit figure.

And you aren't one of them.

[Anonymous No.17767590]

>>17767392
How are people putting out money for an Explorer is beyond my comprehension. Absolute snoozefest.

[Anonymous No.17767592]

>>17767590
Explorer 1 is the only Rolex worth having. Subs and the rest of them are retarded hype bling.

[Anonymous No.17767593]

>>17767430
So what did you end up with?

[Anonymous No.17767594]

>>17767588
anon 200m is barely enough to survive washing your hands
to dive you need BARE minimum 500m, and that's practice diving in the deep end tier

[Anonymous No.17767595]

>>17767566
you got jew'd, I bought my SKX779 9 years ago for $130

[Anonymous No.17767599]

Finally.. I can go to the deep end of the pool...

[Anonymous No.17767606]

>>17766729
At the pub again boys, another pic of our watches, what's everyone else wear while getting wankered at 3:15 in the arvo today?

[Anonymous No.17767614]

>>17767587
Yeah the OG Cocktail Time is to big and too thick, they slimmed them down a bit with the next gen and made them smaller the next, so now it's 38mm and reasonably thin. Still, hardlex and relatively shitty movement should not be there.

[Anonymous No.17767615]

>>17767606
Didn't mean to qoute the last anon (the hand is there tho, just both over each other) I must be a little more sloshed than I thought.

[Anonymous No.17767618]

I dive. Rec me a nice dress watch.

[Anonymous No.17767617]

>>17767587
>>17767614
Has the best dial though, the indices on the newer ones aren't that good looking.

[Anonymous No.17767622]

>>17767615
Retard

[Anonymous No.17767624]

>>17767298
holy shit the BBGMT has so much more SOVL than the GMTM

[Anonymous No.17767626]

is it true i'll never get a gf if i wear a seiko and use an android

[Anonymous No.17767627]

>>17767294
sure
>>17767290
JLC, Lange

[Anonymous No.17767628]

>>17767622
nice SXK homage

[Anonymous No.17767633]

>>17767580
>Chrono24, eBay, Watchfinder and other second hand marketplace are filled with shit-tier luxury watches that nobody want to buy.
Then why do they still cost thousands?

[Anonymous No.17767638]

first automatic. 39mm.

[Anonymous No.17767640]

>>17767633
delusional owners listing their stuff at prices that won't sell

[Anonymous No.17767643]

>>17767638
At least its not a Seiko

[Anonymous No.17767644]

>>17767626
I wear casio and a 30mm seiko and use rooted android and I got a GF so no. Just be tall and clean and not insufferable

[Anonymous No.17767646]

>>17767638
how are you liking it? been eyeing the bronze one

[Anonymous No.17767647]

>>17767628
Thank you. My shitter rips off both monnin cased watches and the skx at the same time. God bless starshine international of Hong Kong back in the 80s and 90s.

[Anonymous No.17767648]

>>17767567
Not to mention this fucking faggot is advocating shitter Datejusts and what have you. Fucking Explorer and Air king. The garbage that tells everyone you can't afford a real Rolex or don't know the difference.

Yeah, buy a boring fucking Datejust at 6k instead of a beautiful IWC at 3. That's smart. It's not like the market is waking up to other brands and forgetting Rolex. Those models are dropping for a reason.

[Anonymous No.17767649]

>>17767638
based

[Anonymous No.17767650]

>>17767428
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17767653]

>>17767633
There are countless Aqua Terras around 4k on C24. It's still "thousands" but the MSRP is 7k, so....

[Anonymous No.17767655]

>>17767595
why is seiko so overpriced now.. fuck seiko

[Anonymous No.17767659]

>>17767640
Why doesn't the invisible hand fix it?

[Anonymous No.17767662]

>>17767653
And they're selling. I've had a few items on my watch list, Breitling and Omega, they're all gone in a week.

[Anonymous No.17767663]

>>17767653
If they are "countless" and not selling then surely the price should be approaching zero?

[Anonymous No.17767666]

>>17767308
You dont have a fucking clue how much will a Rolex be in 50 years. You cant just
assume that the next 50 years are going to be the same as the last 50 years.

HINBESTMEN people...

[Anonymous No.17767671]

>>17767160
this looks awesome

[Anonymous No.17767672]

>>17767659
The "invisible hand" is a delusion for an idealized idea of a 17th century (hence preindustrial) market. Doesnt exist, never did, never will.

[Anonymous No.17767681]

>>17767599
That should be fine as long as you don't move your arms too fast.

[Anonymous No.17767688]

>>17767655
this, only fairly priced Seiko I've seen are the Presage Cocktail Times that are on sale for like $390 AUD. Seeing Seiko 5 shitters for $350 is bullshit

[Anonymous No.17767690]

>>17767528
mentally ill from Ammityville

[Anonymous No.17767694]

>>17767662
I just checked C24
>Aqua Terra (automatic, 38 or 41mm)
>Europe
>price inferior to 5k€
>production years : 2020-2023
132 RESULTS.
That's fucking insane for a 7k€ watch. Only a complete retard would go to an Omega store and pay 7k for a watch that decrease so hard in value.

Rolex Datejust (also a 7k€ watch) : 0 results with the exact same criteria.

[Anonymous No.17767699]

>>17767416
The level of happiness certainly peaks at the beginning but what I'm trying to do now is rotate them for a long period of time so when I wear them again it's refreshing and rekindles some of the original feeling. I'm just glad when I don't regret the purchase, that's a nice place to be. It's also a good reminder not to buy things because I know it won't make me happier than what I have now in the long term. I like seeing the new releases but I'm happy with the batch I have right now with no intention of buying anything available now.

[Anonymous No.17767707]

>>17767416
It goes up once the watch is discontinued

[[e-mail] No.17767710]

>>17767500
kys

[Anonymous No.17767712]

Thoughts?
I like it.

[Anonymous No.17767713]

>>17767509
Women's watch

[Anonymous No.17767714]

>>17767712
Casio doesn't do crisp machining or shiny polishing, it's gonna look like shit.

[Anonymous No.17767725]

>>17767576
>14k retail
LMAOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17767727]

[Anonymous No.17767730]

>>17767727
buy something practical instead

[Anonymous No.17767734]

>>17767730
>Practical

Day, Date, Month, world time, perpetual calendar, timer, and a stopwatch, while being lightweight and slim.

[Anonymous No.17767737]

>>17767730
>>17767734
I need less, something like this >>17767727

[Anonymous No.17767739]

>>17767710
what? Pagani and AliExpress watches in general are bad now?

[Anonymous No.17767741]

>>17767714
They do on that watch. I have the silver dial and its one of my shiniest watches, actually does compare to my grand seiko (obviously the dial and the hands and the indicies are far below that level). I think its because the CASE (not the caseback) isn't actually made of steel, I think it's tin or some other alloy so they can polish it to a mirror finish quite easily. The fluted bezel is also ultra sharp, no rounded corners. The bracelet is typical casio, the polishing isn't as good as grand seiko neither is the brushing but it doesn't look disgusting, its quite nice actually.

[Anonymous No.17767747]

If Satan came to me and offered me to get this watch in exchange of all the anons' lives in this thread, I would accept in a heartbeat. Even just owning it for a day, I would ask him "where do I sign?". In fact I would ask him to make you suffer ten times more than the average damned souls he usually has to deal with (I would pay him with your mothers and pets souls for that). I would also ask him to let you know that you're all rotting in hell just because I wanted a nice watch for a day.
That's how much I hate you all, you tasteless, bitter, spiteful goblins. Fuck you, fuck you all and die of AIDS.

[Anonymous No.17767748]

>>17767261
>avoid omega
>buy a gs

>avoid expensive brands w/o in house
>buy a rolex

retard

[Anonymous No.17767756]

>>17767747
what's the second month hand for, is it february or july?

[Anonymous No.17767758]

>>17767756
leap year indicator

[Anonymous No.17767760]

>>17767261
IWC has in house movements on basically all their models now

[Anonymous No.17767764]

>>17767760
Right, "in house"

[Anonymous No.17767766]

>>17767764
my favorite thing about these kinds of posts and the reason I stopped coming to these threads was because they're made by people that don't even own a watch

[Anonymous No.17767769]

>>17767714
fug I just realized it's only in lady size with that colors ;_;
I really liked the rose gold 2 tones and the tiffany dial

[Anonymous No.17767771]

>>17767760
>buy off the shelf calibers by the pallet
>give them their own designation and internal reference to trick the goyim

No other watch "manufacturer" has ever done the same before, or since.

[Anonymous No.17767775]

>>17767727
That’s bullshit. I own a good condition 124270 and I value it at 6000 dollars. The watch market is dead.

[Anonymous No.17767783]

>>17767766
>I stopped coming to these threads
Sure doesn't seem like you went anywhere.

[Anonymous No.17767786]

>>17767575
desu, it's crypto money that i will cash out because i'm done with this shit, so it's cursed money i don't care spending.

[Anonymous No.17767791]

>>17767646
No complaints yet, but then again I just got it. Also got to try on the other Aquascaphes and they all seemed really nice. I really like the kind of understated, vintage inspired yet still modern design.

[Anonymous No.17767792]

>>17767747
wow it tells the time and guarantees you'll never be able to visit san francisco
so cool

[Anonymous No.17767794]

>buy a nice watch
>you lose the excitement in 2 days, no one notices or cares and nothing happens
$5000-$1000 well spent.

[Anonymous No.17767800]

>>17767794
>that only happens when you buy non Rolex.

[Anonymous No.17767810]

>>17767794
It's true that no one cares and if they do care, 50% of the time it will be negative reaction, especially if it's a Rolex >>17767800 .

But you buy a watch for yourself, at last, i do. It's like having a dick, how many people compliment you on your dick daily? Do you still enjoy having one?

[Anonymous No.17767815]

>>17767810
>how many people compliment you on your dick daily?
Your mom.

[Anonymous No.17767818]

>>17767815
you wish

[Anonymous No.17767825]

>dad hasn't worn his discontinued citizen stiletto in years
>ask if I can have it
>"no"
poorfag bros we keep losing

[Anonymous No.17767826]

My phone has a clock on it

[Anonymous No.17767827]

>>17767810
I in ironically got a "wow cool watch" with my Casio lf20w

>Muh dick
The watch isn't your dick, you can't have sex with it.
The quality of sex is all about your endurance btw and not about size btw

[Anonymous No.17767828]

>>17767827
Let me guess - it was a bald guy

[Anonymous No.17767829]

>>17767827
this is dicklet cope

[Anonymous No.17767830]

>>17767828
No actually was a ripped gigachad.

[Anonymous No.17767834]

>interest rates about to increase
>rolex watches start dumping in price
dont tell me yall were ballin on borrowed money

[Anonymous No.17767835]

>>17767830
Did he fuck you afterward?

[Anonymous No.17767836]

>>17767747
Cope and seethe, poorfag

[Anonymous No.17767839]

>>17767829
I had the kind of leg-shaking anal sex you normies wouldn't believe, the dick measuring contests are for the cucks who get off to feeling inferior.

You can reach the end of the cunt with your middle finger but the women don't like that and the fun spot is two inches deep in the front side.

[Anonymous No.17767840]

>>17767836
What color is your Seiko?

[Anonymous No.17767841]

>>17767794
this happened to me

do you need to spend 10k+ to get a watch to actually keep you excited every time you look at it?

I love the design of my watch but its a practical design without anything to marvel at

or am I just depressed

[Anonymous No.17767842]

>>17767835
No we talked about drugs instead.

[Anonymous No.17767843]

>>17767794
That only happens when you buy boring lolex

[Anonymous No.17767845]

>>17767839
>I had the kind of leg-shaking anal sex you normies wouldn't believe
Im sure you did you fucking fag, keep taking cock up your ass

[Anonymous No.17767846]

>>17767827
>>17767734
should i get the black one or white one. and how long does the battery last?

[Anonymous No.17767849]

>>17767694
Who the hell said anything about buying it new at retail price?

[Anonymous No.17767853]

>>17767841
>do you need to spend 10k+ to get a watch to actually keep you excited every time you look at it?
Most probably yes. Ordinary looking watches don't grab the attention of the user, they're just a boring watch.

>I love the design of my watch but its a practical design without anything to marvel at
I rest my case.

>or am I just depressed
You're here, so most probably yes.

[Anonymous No.17767856]

>>17767839
>I had the kind of leg-shaking anal sex you normies wouldn't believe
How many days did it took you to shit right again? Faggot.

[Anonymous No.17767861]

>>17767846
Black unless you wanna pull of some kind of look with white clothing.

>How long
For years. Longer than the watch is going to. It's plastic and acrylic, you just gonna sratch it to death eventually.

[Anonymous No.17767865]

>>17767845
>>17767856

Stay mad lmao, next time your Rolex is definitely going to get you laid, just tell her about the oyster and she's gonna start dripping.

[Anonymous No.17767867]

why does it seem everyone on the gshock forums hates the casioak.. they are either square autists or buy the largest most ridiculous ones like the frogman

[Anonymous No.17767871]

>>17767867
I don't like it.
Too big, tries too hard, form over function. The tiny display is weird.

[Anonymous No.17767882]

Morning sirs.

[Anonymous No.17767886]

>>17767865
I couldnt care less about rolex. youre just a fag

[Anonymous No.17767889]

>>17767886
>Nooo
>Not my dick size cuck fantasies and myths
>Y-youre a fag for being good at sex with women.

Go get some BBC hypnos at /gif/ that will cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.17767901]

>>17767882
good morning!

[Anonymous No.17767938]

Good afternoon sers

[Anonymous No.17767946]

>>17767938
>Tudor
>fading tattoos
there is a joke about bad decisions somewhere in there, but I just dont care to type it out

[Anonymous No.17767952]

>>17767946
My tattoos are 10 years old ser and I spent a few years of that working outside this is a watch post...

[Anonymous No.17767954]

>>17767938
good morning

[Anonymous No.17767968]

>>17767954

[Anonymous No.17767978]

>>17767938
>>17767954
>>17767968
Good morning, sirs.
Benchod! There's so many of us in here. Check out my channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@engineer_wannabe/videos

[Anonymous No.17767983]

>>17767647
Is this a real brand? Dig the 80s looks

[Anonymous No.17767992]

>>17767867
The Casioak is fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.17767997]

Just dumping my chad opinions into this embarassing thread

>rolex is overrated
>look at what they make outside "iconic" watches you've been psyopped to value

>brown is kino
>gold and brown (chocolate palette) is turbo kino

>quartz is perfectly valid
>solar is kinda crap though (if it fails you have to replace the entire module)

>smaller watches are effay
>don draper would be wearing a 34mm gold elgin or some such

>the brand jerking here is unbearable
>nobody cares about your corporate fanboyism. that overpriced swiss shitter isn't a personal cringe totem. some chinese quartz probably does a better sturdier job at timekeeping

[Anonymous No.17767999]

>>17767416
If you find the right watch you'll be eager to wear it every day.

[Anonymous No.17768002]

>>17767938
Are those prison tattoos? Is it /fa/ to go to jail just to get some? What's the most /fa/ crime?

[Anonymous No.17768004]

>>17767997
i've had solar casios for 10 years that haven't failed tho

[Anonymous No.17768010]

please recommend a hundred buck gshock that goes with everything

[Anonymous No.17768016]

>>17768010
5600 or ga2100

[Anonymous No.17768018]

how up to date is the poorfag guide in the OP? the prices seem outdated

[Anonymous No.17768021]

>>17766976
what the fuck do you care what other people think about you or your watch? "oh no he said my watch is ugly my day is ruined", you cretin, you absolute woman. this is exactly why you are unhappy all the time and try to find enjoyment in meaningles things, in stupid fucking items that degrade overtime and can be stolen or damaged, "oh no my watch got damaged i am so sad now", bro, find your happiness somewhere else, namely, inside your heart and soul, which, as you can see, require a lot of cultivation.

[Anonymous No.17768023]

>>17768010
Google Casioak
Go nuts

[Anonymous No.17768028]

NEW
>>17768025
>>17768025
>>17768025
>>17768025
>>17768025

[Anonymous No.17768178]

>>17767978
Good morning, Sir!

[Anonymous No.17768680]

>>17767279
I see your hair puller is very effective.

[Anonymous No.17768681]

>>17767189
do you think he would have offered you a bj?

[Anonymous No.17768683]

>>17767310
>BLACKED
into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.17768686]

>>17767419
I love mine and wouldn't trade it for your sub.

[Anonymous No.17768690]

>>17767595
2nd hand?

[Anonymous No.17769205]

>>17767867
It's an ugly piece of shit.