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17757110 No.17757110 [Reply] [Original]

Went to the barber today and told the barber, "Make me good looking so I can attract women" and he told me that I should have gone to the bank instead, this is what women like. Is he a secret chud or this is what most men think about women nowadays?

>> No.17757117
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17757117

>>17757110
Hello?

>> No.17757148

That was me anon

>> No.17757174

>>17757110
that was as lighthearted a joke as could be, but fr consider this saying;
>you may lose money chasing women
>but you will never lose women chasing money
does this mentality seem chudly or simply realistic?

>> No.17757197

>>17757110
Its bullshit tbqh
A 45 year old fat bald manlet millionaire can attract superficial golddigger type women that’s but almost all of them would rather date the 22 year old handsome athletic barista

>> No.17757742

>>17757197
Cope. You don't even need to be a millionaire. Cash flow is all that matters and how you spend it (on them) is vital.

>> No.17757745

>>17757110
It was a funny joke which you are too up your own ass to laugh at

>> No.17757900

>>17757197
once you date a few 22 year olds most people are done
you can fuck for hours? great. can you buy me cartier and chanel? no ? can you book my the ritz in london and portugal the next day? do you know the best hotels in dubai? no? fuck off then
I'll take a well connected 40 year old any day

>> No.17757913

>>17757110
Go to the surgeon instead

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your barber is based af and speaks thruths.