/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.17687608]

What's the most effay style of motorcycle? Sport bikes? Cruisers? Dirt bikes? Cafe racers? I'm trying to get bitches.

[Anonymous No.17687632]

>>17687608
having a motorcycle isnt going to make up for your lack of personality

[Anonymous No.17687725]

>>17687632
In my experience it's enough to get pussy, but you're right that it's not enough to keep it.

[Anonymous No.17687988]

>>17687608
Italian bikes like Ducati or MV Augusta, no contest. Italians are still on top when it comes to aesthetics. I had plenty of compliments when I had my MV F3, none on my Suz or on a Honda. Harley only attracts boomers and cougars.

[Anonymous No.17688245]

>>17687608
Women literally don’t care and can only differentiate them into “Harleys” or “crotch rockets”.

Sv650? Crotch rocket
Cbr250r? Crotch rocket
BMW r18? Harley

Summary: don’t do anything “for women”, they aren’t gonna get it

[Anonymous No.17688246]

>Sportbikes
>Dirtbikes
>Naked
>>>>
>Chopper
>Scrambler

[Anonymous No.17688250]

>>17688245
To be fair I'm gonna gamble on calling it a Chopper or crotch rocket, I got no idea.

[Anonymous No.17688521]

>>17687725
Not everybody’s trying to keep them

[Anonymous No.17688550]

>>17687608
Motorcycles will not get you bitches.
Women only very rarely can appreciate something with a beauty that is so distinct from and surpasses their own.
They can not relate to it.

[Anonymous No.17688552]

>>17687608
Financed GSXR 1000

[Anonymous No.17688557]

>>17687608
To pick up chicks get a honda grom. No one ever talks to me when I ride my gsxr. Literally everyone, male and female, wants to chat when I ride the grom. Sport bikes look cool to guys and i think can be kind of intimidating to women. Funny little bikes and mopeds are interesting and fun to women. Plus they are fun to zip around surface streets running errands and get like 100 mpg.

>spend 2000 bucks on used grom
>ride straight to trader joes from the trailer park you bought it from
>ward off crashing wave of women with torch
>ride home with selected art hoe on the back
>hit top speed of 40mph redlining in 4th gear

[Anonymous No.17688600]

>for non riders
cafe racer that's not too obnoxious."scramblers"

>for other riders
nakeds, restos, litre bikes, most Italian sports bikes, touring adventure less dual sport

>for hipster arthoes (Bell Bullitt included)
dustbins, one eye and/or asym full fairing, retro-future styling with modern tech, that diesel KLR, bleeding edge electric, some fucking 1 pot from the 1930s, small footprint reverse trike, hub centric, ugly-posture undersold hondas, Japanese bubble one-offs.

>worst option
Big Trikes unless you like milfs
pop culture livery sports bike
kawasaki when too much ayy lmao

>polarizing
big cruisers
various styles that shorten, lengthen, or remove parts.
aprillia when too much spaghetti
art bikes

>Most likley because smoll and cute
vespa=cubs when not in Asia>groms>>ruckus

[Anonymous No.17688601]

[Anonymous No.17688636]

>>17688557
I’d rather buy a used $2k Vstar and pick up emotionally damaged girls with daddy issues who think it’s a Harley

[Anonymous No.17688639]

>>17687608
Vintage cafe racer.

[Anonymous No.17688672]

>>17687608
If you are living in Europe, there is no better bet than a maxi scooter.

>powerful
>fast
>lots of storage space
>comfortable for two riders
>shows that you are a biker but not tryhard

I am a rider and with any other type of bike you need some sort of extra preparation like a backpack for your stuff and special shoes for shifting while with a maxi scooter you just sit on it and drive, you can wear slides and a hoodie, you can wear a full suit, you name it. Also for some reason women love them because they are not as scary as sports bikes.

[Anonymous No.17688820]

>>17688672
This might work in Europe but in America nothing dries vaginas faster than a fucking moped

[Anonymous No.17688831]

>>17688820
That's America's loss then. Here, bad boys ride "mopeds" and they do just fine. In fact pic related is drug dealers vehicle of choice and it's a status symbol. Keep in mind how we see things around here.

>non scooters
>wind is pounding you from all sides
>seat is uncomfortable
>you need to wear a backpack because there is no storage space
>you ruin your shoes by shifting gears

Maxi scooters convey IDGAF attitude, you are just a guy who needs a quick getaway. Girls actually get interested when you ride pic related.

[Anonymous No.17688834]

>>17687608
>Cafe racers
That is the gayest name for a motorcycle. They should have called them pub racers or something less gay.

[Anonymous No.17688836]

>>17688639
Either this or one of those thick tube frame cargo mopeds from those indonesian (?) city biker nomad thing threads a few months back. Those multi layered ponchos and wide paneled trousers brought me back to comfycore

[Anonymous No.17688945]

>>17688834
bait or just completely ignorant to the history of ton-ups and it's culture?

[Anonymous No.17688979]

>>17688557
>tfw live in Texas
>want a grom
>speed limit on surface streets is 60mph
>every other car is a pickup truck
>nobody knows how to drive

[Anonymous No.17689035]

>>17687608
custom choppers?

[Anonymous No.17689038]

70s hondas for sure

[Anonymous No.17689045]

>>17688600
That dude on the back of the bike looks like Jesse Eisenberg, lmao. That bike is absoulte garbage btw and all your little opinions are wrong. You literally know nothing about either fashion or motorcycle culture.

[Anonymous No.17689251]

>>17688601
I recall being stuck behind a guy on a bike like this while driving through a mountain pass.
He looked like a big fat hanging orangutan in a leather vest.

[Anonymous No.17689373]

Yamaha DT

[Anonymous No.17689380]

>>17688672
maybe in italy, in northern countries those are pathetic old man mobiles nobody with any self respect would ever get caught on

[Anonymous No.17689798]

>>17687608
Cafe racers, but you risk looking like a hipster dork.

Also, women don’t give a shit that you ride. It likely won’t help you pick up a girl unless she has a thing for bikes already. So just get what you like.

[Anonymous No.17689859]

>>17688831
Only drug dealer I've ever seen on a scooter was doing donuts in a grocery parking lot on one of those rinky dink little 50cc's and blasting techno out of a bluetooth speaker.

10/10 would buy from again.

[Anonymous No.17689916]

>>17687608
>most effay style of motorcycle?
Harley Davidson. Anyone that says otherwise is probably a crotch rocket faggot.

[Anonymous No.17689923]

>>17687608
if you're trying to get bitches picrel is the ticket

[Anonymous No.17689931]

>>17689923

[Anonymous No.17690008]

>>17688557
I had a Grom and put a little bicycle bell on it. I would occasionally ring it for fun at people walking by in the crosswalk when I was at a red light.

[Anonymous No.17690134]

>>17687608
whatever gosling used in place beyond the pines

[Anonymous No.17690183]

>>17687608
a motorcycle will not get you bitches. What you should do is pickup an acoustic guitar and pretend you have empathy. It's that easy

[Anonymous No.17690261]

>>17688672
>>17688831
>live in eastern europe
>pass motorcycle exam (very hard in my country)
>first among my friends to do it
>now it's time to buy a motorcycle
>all my friends are living their fantasies through me even though they are broke as fuck
>Buy a Ducati Diavel! No no, buy a scrambler! Buy an Indian Scout! Buy a harley!
>Ignore their advice and buy the first matte black italian sport scooter I can find
>get tons of compliments on it, especially from girls who see agressive sports design and a matte black color and think it's a motoGP
>one of my go to moves on dates is offer to teach her to ride and it always works
>mfw those assholes wanted me to buy some retro cafe racer and spend more times fixing it than riding it

[Anonymous No.17690429]

Everyone that says girls don't care about motorcycles are probably ugly. A lot of girls don't care but I've gotten a bunch with mine.

I think motorcycles have a relative increase to how many girls you get. If you've never been able to get a girl, a motorcycle would give you a non-zero but small increase in attraction. If you were already able to get girls, having a motorcycle will give you a much higher increase in attraction

[Anonymous No.17690613]

>>17688831
Lmao german here, the only person I've ever known to ride one of these was a physics teacher I had when I still went to school. He had one in white and everyone called it "the star destroyer" because it looked so ridiculous.
No idea where you're from but over here drug dealers drive old BMW's

[Anonymous No.17690677]

The real answer is bobbers. Bold yet subdued and simple, manly but not in an overcompensating way like those boomers on big Harley Roadkings, and classically American.
Preferably hardtailed for extra effayness.

[Anonymous No.17691004]

>>17690613

[Anonymous No.17691228]

>>17687608
For me? It's the humble goldwing. Just cruising in the night.

[Anonymous No.17691921]

>>17691228
touring bikes are honestly the ugliest kind of bike but as long as you're having a good time boomer bro

[Anonymous No.17692813]

>>17688834
>1. they literally raced (competition between motorcycles) from a cafe (that served coffee) to another cafe (that also served coffee).
>2. the name is historical, accurate, and kino
>3. you're wrong

>>17688245
this is correct, i'd just add
>Dualsport? dirt bike
>Adv bike? dirt bike
>Supermoto? dirt bike
>Dirt bike? dirt bike

[Anonymous No.17692993]

>>17690261
>italian sport scooter
Maxi vespa? Aprilia RS? NAME A MODEL YOU FAG

[Anonymous No.17693015]

>>17688834
>They should have called them pub racers
but they didn't race between pubs, they raced between cafes.
most of them were too young to drink anyway.

[Anonymous No.17693168]

>>17689380
In Italy tmax riders are still clowns who fool themselves in thinking they got a real bike and will brag to you nonstop about how fast they are. Kinda funny

[Anonymous No.17693173]

>>17692993
Aprilia RS is not a maxi scooter. Since you ask nicely, it is pic related.

[Anonymous No.17693182]

>>17688672
odio napoli cosi tanto che è surreale

[Anonymous No.17693190]

>>17687608
If you want bitches, dont get a motor bike, that shit is so played out by boomers with a mid life crisis. Get an expensive looking car, way easier to attract bitches with that.

[Anonymous No.17693198]

>>17687608
buying a bike won't get you bitches because they don't care about it, especially zoomers, but you will attract other bikers that 99.9% of the time are male. you can still buy a drz 400 and paint it white to larp as ryan gosling

[Diego A. Maradona No.17693342]

>>17690261
mega based my man

[Anonymous No.17693349]

>>17693190
boomers aren't riding sport bikes or any good looking bikes honestly. they ride stuff that looks like >>17691228

[Anonymous No.17694106]

>>17693349
>Talking shit about goldwings
NGMI

[Anonymous No.17694114]

>>17689251
>ooked like a big fat hanging orangutan
They're called ape hangers for a reason

[Anonymous No.17694160]

>>17690677
Extremely based.

[Anonymous No.17694178]

this ducati is pretty cool-lookin'
https://youtu.be/t7w4TggYsuk?t=242

[Anonymous No.17694202]

>>17688601
>*starts doing pullups on the freeway*
DYELs BTFO

[Anonymous No.17694205]

>>17688834
>racing to the next pub after downing six beers at the first one
>on a motorcycle
wew lad

[Anonymous No.17694209]

>>17690429
>non-zero but small increase
I'll take it

[Anonymous No.17694254]

>>17694106
Yea gold wings look like shit. No other motorcycle reeks of a dentist’s mid life crisis like a touring bike.

[Anonymous No.17694410]

>>17687608
>What's the most effay style of motorcycle?
Choppers

[Anonymous No.17694504]

>>17688600
that pic brings me so much joy

[Anonymous No.17694521]

classic super sports

[Anonymous No.17695980]

>>17691228
Unironically was considering adding lights like this to my bike. It’s looks like absolute trash but if it makes it easier for retards to see me at night so they don’t smash into me it might be worth it.

[Anonymous No.17695983]

>>17687608
Bikes are built to manlet specifications, ergo they are not effay

[Anonymous No.17696016]

>>17688600
Kek don't tell him.

[Anonymous No.17696019]

>>17690613
NZ here motorbikes or the bus or some shit bucket car.

[Anonymous No.17696262]

Is my motorcycle effay?

[Anonymous No.17696265]

>>17696262
Forgor image

[Anonymous No.17696563]

>>17687608

[Anonymous No.17696566]

>>17696265
boomer bike

[Anonymous No.17696567]

>>17694521
Never liked that bulky 90's/early 2000's look

[Anonymous No.17696576]

Here un yurop my bike is considered pretty kino. I suppose in the USA it might be seen as a boomer bike or whatever.

[Anonymous No.17696578]

>>17696576
Why this fucking site rotates pics... ffs

[Anonymous No.17696579]

>>17696576
the absolute state of phoneposters

[Anonymous No.17696592]

>>17696579
Why would anybody use a computer to shitpost here?

[Anonymous No.17696626]

>>17687608
>I'm trying to get bitches.
go with most modern looking sport or naked bike in black

[Anonymous No.17696654]

>>17696265
Not fa at all, but a great bike anon.

[Anonymous No.17696657]

[Anonymous No.17698708]

>>17690261
>>17688831
>>17688672
I wish American women had standards this low

[Anonymous No.17698778]

>>17696567
this bike looks jewish

[Anonymous No.17698881]

>>17696567
You posted two completely different styles of bikes you mongoloid