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17651252 No.17651252 [Reply] [Original]

People think I’m gay? Even when I wear the most masculine clothes I can think of (vacay shirt a la magnum pi, bracelet to thicken wrists, white pants to show I’m ballsy, and facial hair, a sexually dimorphic box trait). I need help.

>> No.17651258

wrist tells all

>> No.17651260

You’re not?

>> No.17651286

>>17651252
it's your face, specifically your eyebrows and lips, they look like a woman's with makeup on

>> No.17651339

>>17651252
get a decent watch(casio f91w)
it will add masculinity to your look

>> No.17651365

Fuck what people think of you. Im buffed buzzcut mullatto and people think im gay too.
Its not about masculinity or anything, its about your demeanor and "expected" cliché masculinity thoughts, carried by men and women. Women be telling "be yourself" but are the first to judge.
I say fuck everything and be entirely yourself. Dont force anything, dont try to be something you're not.
If you know who you are, and deep down you are in line with who you truly are, then you good blud.
FUCK GENDER NORMS desu

>> No.17651367

>>17651252
unironically start drinking, it might change your gay ass mime a little bit.

>> No.17651492

>>17651252
Gay face. Flower print doesn't help either

>> No.17651500

>>17651492
explain what is a "gay face" beside the typical "overgroomed" answer

>> No.17651514

>>17651252
yeah you've got gay face

shave and button your shirt and lose the accessories

>> No.17651526

>>17651500
male eyes are more angular. his are too round and it looks like he's wearing eye liner, especially the left one. everything else is also too round.

>> No.17651532

>>17651252
>crossed legs

>> No.17651563

>>17651252
put a gun in your belt, wear tighter clothes, black sunglasses, puff your chest out, be ready to flatten anyone who gives you shit. Now you look straight.

>> No.17651572

>>17651563
Unironic cringe

>> No.17651644

>>17651365
blud

>> No.17651658
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17651658

>>17651286
>your eyebrows and lips
and the beard
everything looks way too manicured, too george michael, which could be a good thing but given what you wrote OP, i guess its not to your advantage

>> No.17651662

>>17651252
forgot to (you) you in >>17651658

>> No.17651666

>>17651658
George Michael has negative canthal tilt which makes him look chaddier and more masculine even despite this

>> No.17651668

>>17651252
>the most masculine clothes I can think of (vacay shirt a la magnum pi, bracelet to thicken wrists, white pants to show I’m ballsy
it's a joke right?

>> No.17651673
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17651673

>>17651668
>>17651252
yea forgot to point that out too, anon
even magnum didnt wear floral patterns with white pants, its just too much

>> No.17651679
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17651679

>>17651666
>check'd

>> No.17651704

>>17651673
like it or not, the most masculine clothing is a well-fitting plain business suit. no debate.

floral designs and pink clothing are inherently feminine and only work to show that you are ballsy when you already look exceptionally masculine otherwise.

>> No.17651709
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17651709

>>17651704
yep yep

>> No.17652083

>>17651252
let your beard grow more and hit the gym

>> No.17652095

>>17651252
you have the gay glow

>> No.17652097

I'm pretty sure we are being gaslit to believing he (or rather that person) is not gay

>> No.17652106

>>17652097
Yeah as a gay guy i clocked him instantly not based on the clothes but the face and body language

>> No.17652116

>>17651252
Feminine eyes and lips and you look too manicured

Otherwise you're handsome

>> No.17652123

>>17652083
>thinks gays aren't at the gym
LOL fags are the biggest gymrats there are. Fags are either skinny twinks or buff bears. OP can look less like a fag if he got himself a beer belly

>> No.17652204

>>17652123
THIS. theres a whole gay fetish about buff dudes (bears) and bodybuilding is rigged by gay 4 pay lmfao

>> No.17652234

>>17651252
Maybe it's your gay ass shirt or gay ass pants or gay ass bracelet or your gay ass leg stance or your gay ass limp wrist or that gay ass little smile.

>> No.17652278
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>>17651252
>People think I’m gay?

Yes.

>> No.17652304
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17652304

>>17652234
KEK

>> No.17652378

you're attractive but you do look incredibly gay

>> No.17652381

>>17651252
dude holy shit how can i learn to exude gayness like you, i havent been asked if im gay even once

>> No.17652885

>>17651252
please don't change you're so cute as is

>> No.17652888

>>17651252
zesty wrist

>> No.17652970

>>17651252
feminine face too smooth
limp wrist pose
gay facial expression

>> No.17653041

>>17651252
i mean obviously. short sleeve button-up with floral pattern, white pants, and neither worn in a sexcore style (since you don't have a sexcore body). it's like putting a pink shirt on you instead of a sexcore chad - you'd look gay in it, he fucks women in it.

>> No.17653061

>>17651252
>People think I’m gay?
I'm not trying to be a dick, but I think it's your face. You don't necessarily give me a gay vibe, but no offense, you kind of look like a Vox or Buzzfeed journo.

>> No.17653078

>>17651252
Go to the gym, dont keep your beard so closely shaven and stop dressing so flamboyantly.

>> No.17653102

>>17651252
>Shave
>Throw that shirt and those pants away
>Put on a watch, a tshirt and jeans
There you go

>> No.17653133

Lift weights, for starters.

>> No.17653145

>>17651365
I'd agree with you if you weren't such a British retard.
But yeah most of what this guy said is true OP

>> No.17653153

>>17651252
>>17653145
Also as some people have pointed out already, you look too manicured, refined and elegant if you're going for a straight, masculine look. You need to go more rugged then, grow out your beard a little, switch out the white pants and rosy floral shirt for some darker ones and get a different haircut. Could be shorter or longer, doesn't matter but it's too 'taken care of' in your picture.

>> No.17653161

>>17651252
Bro gay or not you're beautiful. Maybe go to the gym. Otherwise don't listen to these retards - any guy or gal would be happy to date someone who looked like you.

>> No.17653228

>>17653161
Cant speak on the dating part but the fit is good and you are handsome even if you give off gay vibes but honestly who cares
Embrace it faggot, how insecure can one be

>> No.17653333

>Embrace it faggot, how insecure can one be
My supposedly straight friend told me you're gay if you can't wear pink because real men can wear pink. I called him gay for wearing a dress and makeup (true story) and he said real men can wear dresses because they're not insecure. How long until "real men suck cock because they're so straight"?

>> No.17653371

>>17653333
check'd and kek'd
>How long until "real men suck cock because they're so straight"?
not long enough

>> No.17653386

>>17653333
already the case its 2k23 wake up

>> No.17653389

>>17653333
I got my dick sucked by homosexual men and consider myself 100% straight.

>> No.17653400

>>17651252
Is this bait?
In that fit you might as well be larping as an affluent older gay man on vacation.

If this isn’t bait you’re literally in denial of how delicious you think dicks are.

>> No.17653655

>>17653371
>not long enough
the reason why I don’t suck whitey cocks

>> No.17653717
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it's literally just the face

>> No.17653729

>>17651252
Untuck the shirt. Unbutton the top button or two. Go for clean but unconcernedly rumpled and relaxed. Also grow the beard out more and wear a watch faggot.

>> No.17653920

>>17651252
guy in pic is a turbo fag. Everyone can tell from a mile away that that's a fag with GRIDS. If you are the guy in the pic then you're a faggot