how do i ask my barber for this haircut?

[Anonymous No.17608449]

picrel

[Anonymous No.17608451]

Roll up with your ass cancer diagnosis you fucking faggot
Anyway luv me Mads

[Anonymous No.17608475]

>>17608449
inject dht

[Anonymous No.17608497]

ask for the tequilajazzz special

[Anonymous No.17608667]

Thanks. I just relapsed into browsing this shithole and you reminded me why I left. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.17608676]

>>17608667
imagine dissing pushercore

[Anonymous No.17608756]

>>17608449
Third shoulder

[Anonymous No.17608942]

>>17608449
roman salute as you enter

[Anonymous No.17608948]

Just show him the picture. I used to have really long hair but I wanted to get rid of it, so I showed the girl at the salon (I went to one because I had pretty long hair) Ryan Gosling from Only God Forgives. She didn't bat an eye. They have those magazines in barber shops and salons so you can give the person cutting your hair a visual reference. So just show him Mads from Pusher 2 (great movie btw).

[Anonymous No.17608991]

Do it yourself

[Anonymous No.17609310]

>>17608991
me before going wagecucking

[Anonymous No.17609335]

>>17608991
Too much kino for me to handle. My prefrontal cortex is in overdrive. This is like anti-porn. Makes you focused and activates the almonds. I said kino out loud at least twice watching this webm.

[Anonymous No.17609385]

>>17608991
this is what i imagine i look like every morning while brushing my teeth

[Anonymous No.17609388]

>>17608449
you cannot pull this off

[Anonymous No.17609458]

>>17608449
that's some ugly mofo

[Anonymous No.17610183]

>>17608676
I don't think that's the issue

[Anonymous No.17610195]

>>17608449
>I want the death camp survivor look

[Anonymous No.17610524]

>>17608449
Reptilian transformation completed.

[Anonymous No.17610983]

>>17608948
>Just show him the picture
???
Can't he say ''Shave my head''?

[Anonymous No.17611155]

I think it's cool to be buzzed/bald but I don't want to look weird

[Anonymous No.17611701]

>>17608991
why does his skull silhouette has a bump where his forehead blends into the rest of the skull, is it part of his real skull or is it simply due to his hair being covered below fake skin?

[Anonymous No.17611705]

>>17611701
I think I have the same thing, haven't shaved head for the last few years so idk for sure. It's his own skull yeah, nordic men have weird skulls.

t. nord

[Anonymous No.17611708]

>>17608991
the man has a taste, gotta give him that
takes me back

[Anonymous No.17612330]

>>17611701
It's called an occipital bun. Asiatics and negroes lack them. As to false whites. It means a bigger hence smarter brain.

[Anonymous No.17612337]

>dad is 70, still has hair
>im balding

AND MY FRIENDS THAT HAS FUCKING EGG HEAD FATHERS HAVE NORWOOD 1 HAIRLINES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.17612369]

He's literally me.

[Anonymous No.17612372]

>>17612337
You grew up with pornography and tinder. Your dad didn't. His frequency of release from age 15 to 30 was undoubtedly less than yours. Orgasm floods you with oxytocin, which stimulates and increases 5AR activity, increasing the conversion of T to DHT. You also eat more goyslop than your father and probably subsist on seed oils and chicken. He grew up with beef and animal fats. It's completely fair, you're suffering the just penalty for your actions in life now.

[Anonymous No.17612475]

>>17612330
>It's called an occipital bun. Asiatics and negroes lack them. As to false whites. It means a bigger hence smarter brain.
Reading comprehensions, that's not an occipital bun he was referring to.

[Anonymous No.17612704]

>>17612475
I don't read.

[Anonymous No.17612982]

>>17608667
>t. baldcel
Probably posts on /fit/ now. It’s over, dude. smdh.

[Anonymous No.17613123]

>>17608991

[Anonymous No.17613349]

>>17608991
almost makes me want to shave my head