/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.17516624]

What short haircut(which I can preferably cut myself) would look good on me?

[Anonymous No.17516629]

From the front

[Anonymous No.17516645]

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[Anonymous No.17516646]

>>17516624
Why are you posting your classmates photos here? We aren’t gonna bully him for your pleasure faggot.

[Anonymous No.17516656]

>>17516646
Man I just want to figure out which short haircut would suit me
Why think that is not me in the photos?
Why would a person send other people his photos?

[Anonymous No.17516661]

>>17516656
>Why would a person send other people his photos?

[Anonymous No.17516672]

>>17516661
No you dumb retard
You misunderstood

[Anonymous No.17516698]

can you go down to like 11-12% bf and take another picture? your facial fat is getting in the way

[Anonymous No.17516715]

>>17516698
I weigh 58kgs at 172cm

[Anonymous No.17516716]

>>17516698
How could I check what bf% I have if I do not have access to a doctor nor medical examinations?

[Anonymous No.17516723]

>>17516716
post a picture with no shirt on, you're probably skinny fat so like 18-19%

[Anonymous No.17516751]

>>17516723
But what about my haircut?

[Anonymous No.17516759]

>>17516624
Google "short back and sides haircut" and look through those until you find a pic you like. Show that pic to a barber
Shave your facial hair and between your eyebrows, ur not ugly but you look pretty unkempt
Don't post your face on here again unless you want mentally ill teenagers to bully you

[Anonymous No.17516862]

You look like a ghoul

[Anonymous No.17516886]

>>17516862
Explain why and what kind of ghoul

[Anonymous No.17516939]

>>17516624
>>17516629
What did you do with your hair kek ?
First of all shave that cringe beard. It look awful. Secondly just shave your sides or maybe even shave it all off. Lastly it looks like you get a monobrow so take care of this as well

[Anonymous No.17516966]

>>17516939
>shave your sides
Sides of my jaw or my head?

[Anonymous No.17516975]

>>17516966
Well, both but I was actually talking about your head in my second point though if I was you, I would rather get a buzzcut. It seems like you're a bit lazy (appearance wise) and a buzz cut is easy to mantain and still looks like you put a little effort in your look

[Anonymous No.17517095]

>>17516975
>It seems like you're a bit lazy (appearance wise)
Just was very tired recently so I put rest over hygiene
Is there a haircut which I can do myself and which will look better than a buzzcut?
>>17516939
>What did you do with your hair kek
Just let it grow for 1 month

[Anonymous No.17517165]

Pigface

[Anonymous No.17517188]

your beard is disgusting, shave it
also go to a hairdresser and just get an undercut

[Anonymous No.17517217]

>>17517188
>your beard is disgusting, shave it
Why is it disgusting?
>also go to a hairdresser
Very expensive.
The price for two simple haircuts is the same as a hair clipper. Pure insanity.

[Anonymous No.17517224]

>>17516624
GET THE BROCCOLI HAIRCUT nocap fr fr on god!!!!

[Anonymous No.17517229]

>>17517224
Anything but this

[Anonymous No.17517230]

>>17517229
good looking dude gonna look straight up bussin bussin with that shiii bruh frrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.17517249]

>>17516723
Am I skinny fat?

[Anonymous No.17517259]

>>17516624
You look like anti-irish propaganda from 19th century America.

[Anonymous No.17517260]

>>17517249
I'm so glad that I don't have thin facial hair.

[Anonymous No.17517269]

>>17516624
Mullet.

[Anonymous No.17517283]

>>17516624
I have pretty similar hair, I just use clippers and shave the sides down to like a 4 and the top to like a 6 and let it grow back in.
Seriously though what the fuck is going on with your beard, shave that shit immediately and fix the unibrow too, that will at least help you look better

[Anonymous No.17517298]

>>17517283
What is a 4 or a 6 supposed to mean

[Anonymous No.17517305]

>>17517298
They're different guard lengths for the clippers

[Anonymous No.17517316]

>>17517305
Are these supposed to be standardized or does each manufacturer to whatever the hell he wants?

[Anonymous No.17517357]

>>17517316
Pretty sure it's standardized

[Anonymous No.17517388]

>>17516759
>Google "short back and sides haircut" and look through those until you find a pic you like
File related,what is the name of this haircut? Would it require pomade,hair gel or something else to put in my hair?
>Show that pic to a barber
Don't have one,going to cut my own hair
>Shave your facial hair and between your eyebrows
Couldn't I just trim the fail hair using beard scissors?
>Don't post your face on here again unless you want mentally ill teenagers to bully you
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me

[Anonymous No.17517402]

>>17516629
You look almost exactly like that one mass shooter who posted to this board back in the day. What was his name?

[Anonymous No.17517406]

>>17517402
Payton S. Gendron?

[Anonymous No.17517494]

>>17517217
because its too thin and too low and you don't even have a mustache, you look like you have balls hair glued on your face trust me it makes you look dumb as fuck
if you really dont want to go to a hairdresser (you should) just do a buzzcut
not trying to be mean, as someone else said you are not ugly but your virgin patchy beard makes you look ridiculous

[Anonymous No.17517498]

If you're going to do it yourself, make it a buzzcut. This way you won't fuck it up. Don't underestimate the skills of a barber. Maybe look into a cheap barbershop?
Buzzcut provides the chance to experiment with different hairlengths as your hair grows out. Also easiest to keep clean.
You gotta shave. That beard isn't doing you favors. If you want to keep facial hair keep it trimmed. I'd say use a 3mm guard.
Another anon mentioned shaving between the eyebrows. I'd say use a plucker instead.
In the images your hair looks unwashed and unstyled. If you want better advice on your haircut, wash and style it first so we know how you present yourself to the world.
I think the biggest problem is that it's much too long on your 'crown area' (unsure if thats a term in english).

In short: Wash it, shave, go to barber.
Thats my take, hope it helps.

[Anonymous No.17517502]

>>17517406
>>17517402
I do know who you are talking about

[Anonymous No.17517506]

>>17517494
>buzzcut
So,as low as it can go?
What do you mean by "too low"

[Anonymous No.17517509]

>>17517498
>wash and style it first so we know how you present yourself to the world.
Here it is when it is fresh out of the shower

[Anonymous No.17517576]

>>17517498
>Maybe look into a cheap barbershop?
The prices I posted before were at a cheap barbershop,not even a regular one much less one which is premium or however they are called

[Anonymous No.17517587]

>>17517509
Buzzcut and shave, facial features wise you remind me of Sid Viscious for some reason. Maybe cultivate a punk aesthetic

[Anonymous No.17517652]

>>17517509
Holy shit you need to shave. You look like Wolverine if he was anaemic

[Anonymous No.17517665]

>>17516629
You've got a decent facial structure, why would you ever want to hide it with such a terrible beard?

[Anonymous No.17517668]

>>17516624
The Chad Neanderthal vs. the virgin /fa/ggot

[Anonymous No.17517714]

>>17517249
Yes, you're 17-18% bf and seem to have a naturally round face. Start cutting calories and when you get down to around 10% you'll notice a difference.

[Anonymous No.17517720]

>>17517714
>Start cutting calories
I only eat a single meal a day which won't even make you full
I would much prefer to fast for entire days but when I do that after day 1 I get sores in my throat and I can barely swallow my saliva

[Anonymous No.17517736]

>>17517720
Meal consists of watery potato soup my mom makes

[Anonymous No.17517740]

>>17516624
>>17516629
Beard looks like pubic hairs.

[Anonymous No.17517963]

>>17517740
Ok? What about my haircut?

[Anonymous No.17518425]

>>17517668
He looks more like a hobbit.

[Anonymous No.17518517]

>>17517509
This is immediately much better than what you led with. You seem to naturally store more fat in your face; I'd recommend working out rather than trying to lose weight, to be honest.
Please follow everyone's advice and shave. Even just the sideburns, even just trimming them would be enough, just do something about it. I'd also suggest getting rid of the hair between your eyebrows.
Your hair is too curly to do >>17517388 without product, and you don't exactly seem inclined to put consistent effort into styling your hair. Probably just go with something unadventurous and low-maintenance like a simple undercut or even a buzzcut.

[Anonymous No.17518518]

>>17518425
How?

[Anonymous No.17518523]

>>17518517
>I'd recommend working out rather
How is that going to help?
>You seem to naturally store more fat in your face
what face shape do I have? How is putting on muscle supposed to help me get rid of that fat?

[Anonymous No.17518583]

>>17516624
>>17516629
>>17517249
>>17517509
You look like you voted for John Fetterman

[Anonymous No.17518618]

>>17518583
>John Fetterman
Who?

[Anonymous No.17519049]

>>17518517
>I'd recommend working out rather than trying to lose weight, to be honest
How would putting on muscle help me get rid of face fat?
>Please follow everyone's advice and shave. Even just the sideburns, even just trimming them would be enough, just do something about it
Which of these would be the best?
>Your hair is too curly
It is?

[Anonymous No.17519057]

>>17518517
>you don't exactly seem inclined to put consistent effort into styling your hair
Too much work for something which a waft of wind can undo in 2 seconds
>Probably just go with something unadventurous and low-maintenance like a simple undercut or even a buzzcut
From what I've seen in photos online all undercuts require some sort of pomade or paste while I do not want to wash my hair every day.
I do not know how a buzzcut would look on me.
I would ideally have something military-style as if it looks good on soldiers which barely clean themselves,it will look good on me surely.
By buzzcut you reffer to hair being 2mm or less?
What texture is my hair? It is not straight but neither curly. I've never had hair as long as now so it is not like I would know.

[Anonymous No.17519421]

lmao its that dude that looks like laura how u been bro
shave the beard for the love of god

[Anonymous No.17519440]

>>17519049
I think he's saying you can't or it'll be very hard to lose the facial fat, easier to focus on putting on some muscle instead

[Anonymous No.17519452]

>>17519421
>lmao its that dude that looks like laura how u been bro
Who is laura and who are you?

[Anonymous No.17519454]

>>17519452
u posted yourself like 6 months ago and i said u reminded me of a girl laura i fucked then you spazzed out at me

[Anonymous No.17519468]

>>17519454
Oh yeah I remember now
You said that she gave a great blowjob?

[Anonymous No.17519469]

>>17519468
yeah correct mate u got it
didnt you ask the same questions in that thread that u are now?

[Anonymous No.17519488]

>>17519469
I don't remember

[Anonymous No.17519491]

>>17519488
well pay attention and remember the advice you get in this thread

[Anonymous No.17519659]

>>17519491
There wasn't anything there of use

[Anonymous No.17520019]

>>17517665
What is decent about it?

[Anonymous No.17520036]

>>17517506
by low i mean that your beard is on your neck instead of being higher up towards your cheeks, sorry if it is unclear english is not my first language. but even if your beard was in the correct place it is way too scarce to look good, it will probably get fuller as you age.
I recommended the buzzcut because it is easy to do yourself but yeah and undercut would probably be better.
you sound stubborn as fuck tho and probably wont listen but w/e

[Anonymous No.17520109]

>>17520036
>undercut
When I've looked online all of them had long hair on top and used some hair product to shape it.
I am not sure what undercut means though and if it could be pulled off without any hair product

[Anonymous No.17520136]

Shave your face and get a buzz cut

[Anonymous No.17520142]

>>17520136
Although I will say you should shave your face and then post a pic here and I can reevaluate. But I think you have the face for a buzz cut

[Anonymous No.17520430]

>>17520109
by undercut i mean any lenght on top, with a fade to shaved on the side
you could ask for a low maintenance undercut (so short on top shorter on sides)
imo its the prfect compromis between low maintenance and good looking

[Anonymous No.17520438]

>>17520142
Here is a photo of me from the summer of 2022

[Anonymous No.17520444]

>>17520430
I already had this see >>17520438 for frontal view
Here is side view

[Anonymous No.17520451]

>>17520444
checked and this is way better

[Anonymous No.17520462]

>>17517665
Chex!
Also she is deaf not blind

[Anonymous No.17520565]

>>17520438
>>17520444
holy shit its chudjak 0.5
living legend

[Anonymous No.17520587]

>>17520565
So,if I have long hair I look like a hobo
If I have short hair I look like a "chudjak"
What do you want me to do then?
Who is "chudjak 0.5"

[Anonymous No.17520599]

>>17520451
How so?
Also is it necesary to shave everyday?
Hair becomes spiky 6 hours after being shaved
What haircut would this be called?

[Anonymous No.17520605]

>>17519057
Honestly mate just leave it then and don't do anything. Not trying to be harsh but like if you're not interested in using products on your hair which is extremely basic then there is no point. I have really curly hair and if I don't do anything after a shower it will go frizzy af. The difference between applying products and applying nothing at all is massive, even simple moouse foam cream when your hair is still wet will make
a difference.

[Anonymous No.17520612]

>>17520605
I dont wanna wash my head daily
It can't be good for the scalp

[Anonymous No.17520627]

>>17520612
When you shower at least wet your hair. I don't wash my hair ever day just wet and use head and shoulders like 2 times a week. Keep the top as long as possible and shave the sides. you NEED to go a barber it's gonna turn out shit if you don't and definitely work out. Go on /fit/ and look at stuff there and ask questions for advice home workouts are fine. Having a bit more muscle will change the definition of your face and is a confidence boost. 100% you need to use some products on your hair and just hand the brush the top of your hair to like one side and shave the sides of your hair in. The beard absolutely 100% needs to be shaved. I had a beard like that when I was younger and I didn't want to accept that it was really thin and patchy but that's just the cards I was dealt, it got fuller over time but even still I can't grow a long or majestic beard so I keep it short and go for a 5 o'clock shadow look but ALWAYS shave the neck.

[Anonymous No.17520661]

>>17520587
>What do you want me to do then?
post a picture with short hair and a caption saying billions must die
>Who is "chudjak 0.5"
its you, congrats

[Anonymous No.17520854]

>>17520661
What

[Anonymous No.17520855]

>>17520605
If using products is so basic,why haven't I seen any in stores?

[Anonymous No.17520857]

>>17520855
You've never seen shampoo, gel, wax, styling foam etc etc. Where the fuck do you live

[Anonymous No.17520884]

>>17520857
Romania

[Anonymous No.17521169]

>>17520884
Yeah bro, I've never been but I would bet every penny in my bank account they have that shit in the supermarkets.

[Anonymous No.17521914]

>>17521169
Haven't found it

[Anonymous No.17521924]

>>17516656
If you've never buzzed your own head (down to a #2 or so), you have to try it once. Use a couple mirrors to get the back done.
It's easy to do, it's simple to see if you're uneven anywhere, and it'll give you a "fallback" haircut if you don't have the money for a barber (or good friend) to do it for you.
Plus, you can drop down to a #0 when you're done and knock that beard off, too.

[Anonymous No.17522004]

>>17521924
>Use a couple mirrors to get the back done.
How does one cut his hair without many mirrors or a camera connected to a monitor in front of you?

[Anonymous No.17522407]

>>17521924
>It's easy to do, it's simple to see if you're uneven anywhere, and it'll give you a "fallback" haircut if you don't have the money for a barber (or good friend) to do it for you.
I know I can do a buzzcut but I didn't buy an entire haircutting kit for me to only use the clippers.
>#2
>#0
What do those mean

[Anonymous No.17523206]

Haha

[Anonymous No.17523592]

Loool

[milo !!kTVwE2MXz9C No.17523599]

>>17516624
Why are you everywhere

[Anonymous No.17523731]

yo you should meet up with this dude haha

[Anonymous No.17523738]

fr fr (no cap)

[Anonymous No.17523852]

>>17516624
God damn you peasant slavic untermensch, how did you even find the internet and learn english? I understand you're sceptic about any advice like a beaten dog who bites a feeding hand but for the love of god shave and pluck your monobrow, it doesn't make you look mature like you think, stupid teenager you are.

Your main goal should be getting out of poverty, and you won't achieve it looking like that. You're probably too far gone to save anyways, you look like a basket case of mental problems. Thank your mother.

[Anonymous No.17523992]

you look like steven universe

[Anonymous No.17524049]

>>17523852
>how did you even find the internet and learn english?
Internet explorer on the computer used by my entire family
>I understand you're sceptic about any advice like a beaten dog who bites a feeding hand
how did you know this?

[Anonymous No.17524065]

>>17523852
Shut the fuck up asshole, you're most likely an incel living in yours mother's basement. Better go and get some fucking life.

[Anonymous No.17524187]

>>17523852
>it doesn't make you look mature like you think
Who said I want that?
>Your main goal should be getting out of poverty
How
>you won't achieve it looking like that.
why not
>You're probably too far gone to save anyways
why
>you look like a basket case of mental problems.
such as
>Thank your mother.
why

[Anonymous No.17524871]

>>17524065
Why

[Anonymous No.17525439]

>>17524187
holy KEK

[Anonymous No.17526356]

>>17525439
What

[Anonymous No.17526381]

bro you ask too many question, this thread has been up all week and you still havent cut you hair

[Anonymous No.17526402]

>>17526381
hes a lolcow on /soc/ and super annoying i just wish everyone would ignore him

[Anonymous No.17527138]

>>17526402
Fuck off retard and stop posting my pictures on other boards pretending to be me

[Anonymous No.17527419]

>>17526381
Do I need to say if I cut it or no?