/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.17502276]

What makes it onions?

[Anonymous No.17502278]

the guy and the clothes

[Anonymous No.17502286]

>>17502276
Eggers killed modern horror with the witch. Nowadays every horror movie is some half assed drama about how the monster is a metaphor for capitalism or the patriarchy or whatever.
He also cursed us by introducing anya taylor joy, now we have to endure her walled face and mexican tier opera acting in every other movie

[Anonymous No.17502287]

His beard, hair and glasses makes him looks like someone from the city who wants to look like he goes out in the woods, without ever actually going out there.

[Anonymous No.17502289]

>>17502287
but he is in the woods though

[Anonymous No.17502290]

>>17502289
You can see he's barely 50 feet away from the treeline. He walked in there, posed for a photo, then got back in his Tesla and drove to the nearest Starbucks to write an article about how hiking needs to be more diverse.

[Anonymous No.17502291]

>>17502276
Looks okay to me except for the boots, they have a terrible elevated flamenco boot style appearance.

Are these boots from the brand Whites?

[Anonymous No.17502293]

>>17502290
He's probably just filming yet another one of his anti white movies

[Anonymous No.17502295]

>>17502276
those specific beard,glasses,jacket,boots

[Anonymous No.17502299]

>>17502276
Looks like a faggot city dweller that has no business being in the woods he would probably catch a cold from a stiff breeze

[Anonymous No.17502300]

>>17502276
pose boots facefat

[Anonymous No.17502301]

>>17502276
>high heel shoes
>shit body language
>very groomed hair, that you can see they just came from the city, did a picture and will leave
>soft looking face
absolutely looks like a city slicker visting the woods for a photo

[Anonymous No.17502302]

>>17502290
>You can see he's barely 50 feet away from the treeline.
What is a treeline?

[Anonymous No.17502308]

He's too well groomed. Like a caricature of what a redneck thinks a city fag looks like.
Also his clothes look brand new.

[Anonymous No.17502322]

>>17502308
he took the buzzpill

[Anonymous No.17502327]

>>17502322
>he followed the newest trend

[Anonymous No.17502332]

>>17502286
I hate Eggers movies but he’s definitely not the sole reason for the recent decline of horror movies. Shit like the Babadook and Ari Aster’s movies laid the ground work for the twitter-brained s*y horror movie culture that exists now. Movies like Men, Barbarian, X, Pearl, Infinity Pool (and many others) are all shitty flavor of the month flicks that induce shock without any depth or reason for existing besides getting people to talk about them on twitter for a month before they’re instantly forgotten when the next one comes out.
But also fuck you Anya was a top tier qt before she became a bogged cokehead

[Anonymous No.17502339]

>>17502276
Are these cuban heels on hiking/trecking boots? WTF ARE YOU BURGERS DOING?

[Anonymous No.17502341]

>>17502302
the edge of where the trees grow

[Anonymous No.17502347]

>>17502339
they're logger boots

[Anonymous No.17502348]

>>17502276
round glasses
beard too clean
clothes too fit

[Anonymous No.17502357]

mega woman pose

[Anonymous No.17502362]

>>17502276
looks good

[Anonymous No.17502473]

>>17502347
LOG OUTTA MY ASS

[Anonymous No.17502493]

>>17502276

It's not onions. Nothing about this is onions. He's a sharp, handsome man, and you are projecting your own insecurities onto him, and it's quite obvious. By all means, he is what this board consideres effay. Go on any thread about jackets, boots, glasses, watches. etc. and you all give the same advice. So what gives then?

It's because YOU are searching for shortfalls in his appearance, ASSUMING that he is as insecure about it as you are. But you don't know that. That's why it's so obvious that you find your own flaws in him. I think he's handsome. He has a nice beard. I'm sure you will call it an onions hipster beard, even though it's approved by the beard thread. He has a nice beige jacket that I see come up often in the jacket thread. This is getting ridiculous.

He's not smiling enough and his hands are closed because he's probably a little nervous, so you probably came to the conclusion that he is insecure when in reality most people are a little camera shy.

Thank God this is an anonymous forum because I'd be so embarrassed dumping all my mom's spaghetti out of my pockets like you are. Get a grip.

[Anonymous No.17502500]

>>17502276
looks like he's playing a character rather than being himself

[Anonymous No.17502503]

>>17502276
Beard to make up for the withering masculinity and lack of muscles obviously, any self-respecting man refuses to fall into corruption (constant drinking, drugs, american "food").
The only masculine people that have beards are either faggots, old people or dwarves. The non masculine version is just an "intellectual" like in op pic.

[Anonymous No.17502504]

>>17502493
Holy kvetching

[Anonymous No.17502509]

>>17502493
teaching people psychology terms has been humanities biggest mistake

[Anonymous No.17502512]

>>17502493
teaching millennials psychology terms has been humanity's biggest mistake.

[Anonymous No.17502524]

>>17502276
What makes this obviously not soi?

[Anonymous No.17502529]

>>17502276
based eggers saving cinema

[Anonymous No.17503339]

>>17502276
he is chubby and emasculated
that's what makes it sóy

[Anonymous No.17503598]

>>17502524
low bodyfat

[Anonymous No.17503600]

>>17502493
he's very soft looking to me.

[Anonymous No.17503611]

>>17502322
still pure onions

[Anonymous No.17503773]

>>17502286
That type of horror began way firther back with Martyrs. But yeah, A24 and The VVitch specifically made it more popular. I think that type of horror is way better than slasher flicks, though.

[Anonymous No.17503777]

>>17502493
100%

[Anonymous No.17503885]

>>17503773
It was brewing on two fronts with the aftermath of the blair witch project driving a "new" type of horror and american directors pulling from giallo. I don't think anyone has really nailed the thriller aspects but I agree it's way better than the slasher formula which has been forced into everything 30 years after it peaked.

[Anonymous No.17503916]

>>17503598
is it really that simple not to be soi? Just don't be fat?

[Anonymous No.17503924]

>>17502276
the babyface

[Anonymous No.17504008]

>>17502302
you really can't figure it out by looking at the picture you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.17504011]

>>17502322
what is it about him that looks like a woman or a little boy? I can't place it. Just the eyes? It really looks like an ftm

[Anonymous No.17504012]

>>17502493
this is equivalent to saying that everyone who hates gays is actually gay themselves. you're not wise. get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.17504095]

>>17502276
>he didnt build that shit himself
>he still has will to live
>he leans his head to the side like girls do
>he sets up his camera on a tripod to take his gay ass pic
>pants are too tight
>carhart hat taken off to show his perfect hair
>fat like he never done any sports
>married (cuck shed)
> looks like a fat lesbian that transitionned to a male
>no shoulders
most importantly
>looks like automne judging by the dead trees and gray skies and he's not dressed to last more than 10 minutes without getting cold
>no hat

[Anonymous No.17504117]

>>17502276
I was going to say "I dont understand what drives bugmen to this faux-rugged cosplay", but after a little bit of thinking it makes sense. They probably feel consciously or subconsciously guilty about their privileged, upper/upper-middle class life and want to feel more like what their idea of an "authentic" American man is.
Which is understandable to an extent, I also feel somewhat guilt about my easy sedentary life. But i dont dress to try to hide it.

Theres nothing really wrong with the clothing itself (minus weird boots and carhartt branded cap), the problem is that it doesnt match his face and grooming and lifestyle. Thats what ruins all of thee workwear fits, above the neck they look like chubby metrosexuals.

[Anonymous No.17504118]

>>17502276
No cargos

[Anonymous No.17504135]

>>17502348
p3's are quite alright, much better than the rectangular incel brand alternative

[Anonymous No.17504137]

>>17502500
This is mostly it, but that >>17502493 is also true

[Anonymous No.17504460]

>>17502493
Hi david

[Anonymous No.17504537]

>>17504117
I think you nailed it

[Anonymous No.17504550]

What makes it onions?

[Anonymous No.17504554]

onions??