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17395022 No.17395022 [Reply] [Original]

how to dress to avoid being this guy?

>> No.17395036

Should be pretty obvious. If you need to actively try not to dress like this guy then you might as well dress like this guy.

>> No.17395040

>>17395022
I wanna kiss a Man on the Moon

>> No.17395050

>>17395022
I really hate this trend of hygiene products advertised towards men in a "no bullshit , we talk clear in this company"

The dude wipes thing was quite funny honestly, had to Google it to see if it was real. They charge five dollar for 48 whites, and I've been using baby wipes for years for less than a quarter of the price

>> No.17395052
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>>17395022
Andrew tate is based, Joe Rogan is popular because of faggy alt right viewers, which are dying out.

>> No.17395057

>>17395052
nah only incels and people with daddy issues would consider those bald retards based

>> No.17395060

>>17395050
my wife was just saying the "woman tax" seems to have shifted to male oriented hygiene products, and I didn't believe her until she showed me those stupid fucking wipes on Amazon

>> No.17395252
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17395252

>>17395022

>No beanie/baseball caps
>No graphic tees
>No Star Wars/Marvel shit
>No workwear outside of maybe a Carhartt jacket
>No full beards
>Wear a shirt with a collar and shoes that aren't sneakers.

>> No.17395297

Do the opposite. Shave your beard completely, every day. If balding, either grow it out (the Chad embrace) or shave it perfectly clean. If lucky enough to have good hair, get it styled professionally, and make a point of taking care of it. Ditto for your skin.

Wear refined, elegant clothing made ideally of silk or other such delicate fabrics.

>> No.17395418

>>17395022
>hmbomberguy and rose wrist are so based and feminine. That Contrapoints guy is pretty great too.
>it's not DUDE wipes, it's wet wipes
>rational hatred for baby yoda
>bro, it's like conditioner, but for your TITS bro. Get it? Because my tits are so bald and feminine! :C
>Check out my FEMININE soap. It's so friggen FEMININE because it's SMALL and smells like WATER
> always wears sane and totally unspefic shirts about clean skin, clean shaven faces and vaginas
>I'm a liberal conscientious objector, here is why IT SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>consooms any product that's marketed to "girly girls"
>I ILOVE Starbucks bro, i don't drink PUSSY black rifle coffee (owns all the guns)

quite simple, really

>> No.17395431

>>17395418
What's the point you are trying to make, you complete retard?

>> No.17395455

>>17395252
This is also just good general fashion advice. Thanks Anon.

>> No.17395470

>>17395418
>I'm a liberal conscientious objector, here is why IT SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
While I wouldn't call myself liberal, you pretty much described me with that one. I love guns and own several but hate the MIC and the military in general and don't agree with bible-thumping hicks on politics aside from guns.

>> No.17395472

>>17395036
fpbp

>> No.17395475

>>17395252
>outside of maybe a Carhartt jacket
what to wear with that to not look like a meme?

>> No.17395477

>>17395475
Mud on your boots and working man's hands

>> No.17395542

>>17395052
Andrew Tate is only based to young virgins who he would likely make fun of irl. Ironically Tate did more to keep these guys virgins for longer than he ever did to actually get them any pussy because what he teaches literally only works if you're successful as fuck and will only attract women that are after money.

>> No.17395703

>>17395022
Maybe worry less about what to wear, and stop consooming for a minute.

>> No.17395889

>>17395252
>>Wear a shirt with a collar and shoes that aren't sneakers.
just please don't wear those gay fucking sandals that paul has on.

>> No.17395891

>>17395252
john lennon is wear sneakers, he's officially based.

>> No.17395892

All of you have serious mental issues.

>> No.17395910

>>17395252
>that aren't sneakers
not even dress sneakers? cringe

>> No.17395919

>>17395036
>>17395472
oh cmon that doesn’t even make sense

>> No.17395920

>>17395252
I don't know man, full beard with sleazecore suit seems to work pretty good

>> No.17395924

>>17395919
How does it not? If you actively have to try not to be something then naturally that's just what you are, so you might as fucking well man. It's like a gay guy choosing to go to conversion therapy on his own volition when he could live a perfectly happy life sucking cock.

>> No.17395926

>>17395470
If you had the misfortune to live in a country that doesn't have a powerful military or knows very well what faux cosmopolitanism leads to, then you wouldn't be like that.

>> No.17395932

>>17395057
I see you don't practice a combat sport

>> No.17396052

>>17395036
fpbp
>>17395932
holy shit this is so funny are you serious?

>> No.17396054

>>17395932
I can't tell if this is bait.

>> No.17396170

>>17395022
Be a little goofy, don't be afraid of standing out, wear shit that speaks you not some onions "im a real man!!!" Shit

>> No.17396174

>>17395431
you uh... can't tell he was joking?

>> No.17396196

>>17395057
so you

>> No.17396326

>>17395052
>joe rogan
>alt right
>un-ironically mentioning the non existent alt right in 2022

lol, lmao even.

>> No.17396333

>>17396326
"Non-existent alt-right" is the same type smokescreen antifa uses when they say shit like "antifa is not an organization hehehehe".

>> No.17396342

>>17395022
Duke Cannon honestly smells pretty good

>> No.17396350

name one thing Andrew Tate has said that was wrong besides shilling his stupid online course

>> No.17396357

>>17396350
Claiming that he won a chess tournament against a teenager when he was a kid.
Next.

>> No.17396677
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17396677

>>17396170
>Be a little goofy
like this?

>> No.17396745

>>17396333
The alt right died after Charlottesville.

>> No.17397050

>>17396677
Nah thats tarded

>> No.17397111

>>17395022
>low bodyfat
>shave face daily or every couple of days if your stubble grows in aesthetic
>lift
>blast test
>shoplift daily to adrenalinemax
>only drink sexpresso or Greek coffee, supplement with other stimmies like adderall, nicotine, and cocaine

>> No.17397291

>>17395542
Why is he even getting famous? This shit seems like the most trite 2015 redpill garbage. Was he first posted on 4chan when the videos he sold for a ridiculous amount were leaked? But people mocked that bs

>> No.17397306

>>17395052
>Andrew tate is based
>t. faggot

>> No.17397337

>>17395022
I know way too many people from my time in the army who are like this

>> No.17397612

>>17397291
He had a following beforehand because he was a boxer or an mma fighter or something, and he was also on a shitty reality tv show in England I believe before that, so he had a social media following before any of this is the point.
He made Husslers University after gaining a notable following, and then after getting people to sign on he gave out affiliate links to those already in the classes. I don't know how much they were paying in the beginning but at some point I remember reading it was 200 a month to be enrolled and he was paying either 5 or 10 bucks per sign up from an affiliate link, so at least within the last 6 months of him not being banned everywhere online there wasn't a chance anyone was actually getting any money from the links due to them shilling out 200 a month for the class.

>> No.17397616

>>17396333
I don't think antifa even is an organization. I'm pretty sure it's multiple groups under the umbrella term of antifa. Calling antifa an organization is like saying "business" is an organization. Like I doubt that there's agreeance between different areas where antifa are located, like antifa in Virginia likely has different ideals than antifa in Oregon, and I doubt the two sects organize together on many occasions at all. At that, I'm sure in places like California there are several sects of antifa, not to even mention from one person to another "fascism" means something different.

>> No.17397815

>>17395050
Why the hell are you using wipes for

>> No.17398085
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>>17395022
>black rifle coffee company
How can anyone be so self-conscious about their masculinity that they have to buy this shit?? Coffee is already sold in bags that are mostly dark colors with neutral fonts. Is there some 'coffee drinking = girly' stereotype my autistic brain hasn't absorbed?

>> No.17398119

>>17395418
based radical centrist

>> No.17398311

>>17398085
I guess the 12 kinds of sugary flavors added to a shot of coffe with cream on top that Starbucks and the like sell would be the girly drink stereotype.

>> No.17398411

>>17395418
based, leftists are absolutely SEETHING lmao

>> No.17398775
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17398775

Anybody got any solid cologne recs? If that makes me soi then I'm probably ok with it

>> No.17398846

>>17395022
Even in the ‘manosphere’ I don’t think anyone really knew who Jack Murphy was before that cuck article.

>> No.17398862

>>17395022
Dont buy shit marketed specifically towards men

>> No.17398904

>>17398775

Anything from the house of Jacques Bogart.

>> No.17398915

>>17395418
>4 (You)s and yet nobody picked up you're just writing the exact opposite of the pic captions
the people who inhabit this site really do have double digit IQs on average

>> No.17398926

>>17398915
>the people who post on this site really do have double digit IQs on average
ftfy. I'm sure most people noticed it immediately and simply moved on without engaging

>> No.17399267

>>17395252
>No workwear outside of maybe a Carhartt jacket
you must have a carhartt jacket

>> No.17399271 [DELETED] 

Joe Rogan is a gay manlet. Andrew Tate is my guy.

>> No.17399272

Joe Rogan is a weasel manlet, I'm not a huge fan of his.
Andrew Tate is my guy.

>> No.17399289

>>17398862
More like don't buy gimmicky shit

>> No.17399392

>>17399272
Your guy is Will Blunderfield.

>> No.17399410

>>17399267
i have a few carhartt pocket tees that i like
they're not very comfortable, but they look cool if you roll the sleeve a couple of times

>> No.17399415

>>17399392
>Will Blunderfield
lol

>> No.17399419
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17399419

>>17399392
>Will Blunderfield
This is my point. It's an oxymoron, women gobble up this cringy deepak chopra prince charming cringy shit. and it's not real

>> No.17399712

why is this image 668x680, that never needed to happen. it's just annoying.

>> No.17399731

>>17395022
Have actual taste and don't buy shit that's clearly just marketed to you. On the other hand, if you make/market this stuff it's a licence to print money (ethical or otherwise)

>> No.17399733

>>17395252
None of this applies if you're attractive/muscular (maybe not the star wars/marvel shit though)

>> No.17401113

>>17395022
Manscaped has made many men dickless and I am thankful.

>> No.17401180

>>17398775
Bois Imperial, 10 sprays minimum (more is preferable)

>> No.17401186

>>17401113
Manscaped is pointless, people who actually take care of themselves don't use some low cost box of random shit.

>> No.17401187

>>17398775 >>17401180
Ok I'm retarded and can't read but, my suggestion still stands

>> No.17401188

>>17398085
It's because coffee is part of the real man starter pack so these companies sell their own even when there's no female association to be made. Expect real manly man steaks, bbq products, etc as well

>> No.17401194

>>17401188
>Expect real manly man steaks
Do you own an expensive building in New York by any chance?

>> No.17401202

>>17401188
>It's because coffee is part of the real man starter pack
Must be an american thing. Literaly everyone I know, male or female, drinks coffee on a regular basis and nobody makes a fuss about it. It'd be like making an statement out of drinking water.

>> No.17401204

>>17397815
Wipe my cock/balls before sex

>> No.17401818

>>17395910
>dress sneakers
A contradiction in terms

>> No.17401861

>>17395932
Subtle bait only a retard would take, but there are many retards.

>> No.17401865

>>17399419
>and it's not real

Neither are women. They're best considered as physical adults who are mental children.

>> No.17401876

>>17395022
Why would wet wipes be considered unmale lmao, is swamp ass a manly thing to have? Washing directly with water > tp + wet wipes > only tp.

>> No.17402245

>>17398411
>One(1) seething reply
>AHHHHHH THEYRE ABSOLUTELY SEETHING, SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
please go back troon

>> No.17402273
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17402273

I almost want to become an Alaskan bush pilot just for the insane aesthetics. Anyone got an ID on this jacket?

>>17395022
don't be soi
don't grow a beard
don't wear glasses
don't do things because you think they make you look manly

>> No.17402648

WTF wrong with Duke Cannon? You can buy a three pack at target now and it’ll last you an entire year.

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>>17395022
Literally thought you were posting a picture of this fucker.

>> No.17402855

>>17395052
No way mfs are actually worshipping Tate.

Dude plays a character and has admitted to it many times. You're gonna stay a loser if you take his advice unironically.

>> No.17403015

>>17401204
>before
40IQ

>> No.17403079
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>>17395919
sems pretty straightforward to me.

>> No.17403105

>>17395919
the problem is you're slow in the head

>> No.17403114

>>17395052
Tate is a behavior sink and if you like him, it's working

>> No.17403143

If you want to be a man without larping over snake oil products, then do the following: spend money on a nice jacket and nice boots. Maintain them and use them for the rest of your life. Buy everything else at CostCo

>> No.17403157

>>17395924
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
I will NOT lose to the cock.

>> No.17404157

>>17395022
>Owning a gun and having conservative values make you lame.
All of these products are aimed at fags. Dont be a fag.

>> No.17404158

>>17395022
shave your balding head, shave your facial hair, and lose weight

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17404176

>>17395418
>rational hatred for baby yoda

>> No.17404361

>>17395252
I can guarantee you look like a fucking weirdo

>> No.17404391

>>17404361
>y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you look W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WEIRD!!!!!!!!! S-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-TOP DOING WHAT YOU LIKE!!!!!!!!
gonna cry, fag boy?

>> No.17404396

>>17395060
Jojoba oil
>5$
BEARD OIL (ingredient: jojoba oil)
>30$
Yep

>> No.17404528

>>17395418
This is a lot better than OPs picture. It’s like quintessential high IQ, but self aware femboy

>> No.17405987

>>17396677
arin hansen

>> No.17406005

>like conspicuously masculine fragrances for candles, soaps, lotions, etc
>not a man

>> No.17406571

>>17406005
i am "non binary" i guess and pine tar soap is one of my favourite scents

>> No.17406595

>>17396677
i cant tall what archetype this is even supposed to be making fun of

>> No.17406597

>>17406595
it's a real guy who writes like that, but i don't remember who it was, it was deleted from my brain

>> No.17407894
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>>17406597
I’m pretty sure this is the guy in that image.