/wt/ - watch thread

[Anonymous No.17328995]

Homos Gayhutte edition.

> Poorfag guide: https://imgur.com/a/NFMXDuK
> Watch essentials 102: https://pastebin.com/Rc77hhXV (embed)
> Purchasing used watches: https://pastebin.com/f44aJKy2 (embed)
> Purchasing straps: https://pastebin.com/SwRysprE (embed)

Should I buy this MVMT / DW / "minimalist" fashion watch?
> https://imgur.com/a/6CNO8

Should I buy this Armani / Michael Kors / mall watch?
> https://imgur.com/a/Sw1FsAn

"Suggest a watch for me."
> Your budget
> Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot
> Movement, e.g. automatic, hand wound, quartz
> Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd time zone
> Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet
> Wrist size or desired watch size

last thread >>17326581

[Anonymous No.17328999]

>>17328995

[Anonymous No.17329003]

>>17328995
The guy who made this pic is a virgin.
The usual client for these kind of tranny prostitutes are "straight" men, usually married, either construction workers or salesmen, usually also fathers.
They are not gay or gay looking.
Gays fuck other gays, tranny chasers fuck trannies.

[Anonymous No.17329004]

>>17328999
This one tho is 100% accurate and is a good reason not to buy this shit.

[Anonymous No.17329011]

Need I say more? Shall we? Cheers!

[Anonymous No.17329014]

[Anonymous No.17329015]

>>17329011
The case is a copy of Sinn.

[Anonymous No.17329024]

>>17329011
>>17329014
>>17329015
look like shit

[Anonymous No.17329028]

>>17328995
nomos for homos

[Anonymous No.17329031]

Is manual winding an automatic watch bad for the movment or ist it just a meme?

[Anonymous No.17329044]

>>17329031
It's fine, some older ETAs i think had some problems with winding but otherwise it shouldn't be an issue.

[Anonymous No.17329069]

JUST BUY A TUDOR LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17329090]

>>17329031
It might be bad for some vintage watches, but the automatics you can buy nowadays can be manually wound without issue.

[Anonymous No.17329099]

rank'em

[Anonymous No.17329104]

>>17329099
Disqualified, 1, 3, 4, 2, 5.

[Anonymous No.17329108]

>>17329104
Same ranking here, except I'd also disqualify the sneedmaster

[Anonymous No.17329111]

>>17328999
>>17328995
stormfags go back to your containment board. moot was fucking right.

[Anonymous No.17329128]

>>17329111
Pic related is (You).

[Anonymous No.17329130]

>>17329111
>bringing politics into fucking watchmaking
yeah bruv, it's le heckin polchuds that need to keep their opinions to themselves

[Anonymous No.17329138]

>>17328999
I owned a Nomos for a while. It wore nicely, but kept awful time. My flieger with a 2824 cost less than half what the Nomos did and kept considerably better time. Their-in house movement is completely dog.

[Anonymous No.17329144]

https://huggingface.co/spaces/stabilityai/stable-diffusion
make some watches that don't exist

[Anonymous No.17329150]

>>17329069
i already did

[Anonymous No.17329160]

Polerouter lads we did. Managed to get a black dial. I'm so fucking chuffed m8s

[Anonymous No.17329161]

>>17329111

[Anonymous No.17329170]

>>17329160
I'd get one if the daft cunt made them in 36mm. How hard is it to stick to original proportions?

[Anonymous No.17329172]

Why yes I will spend all day resetting my dozens of watches.
Thanks alot faggot senators for not keeping DST permanent

[Anonymous No.17329174]

>>17329160
>he bought a smifs

[Anonymous No.17329190]

>>17329170
Yeah, this bothered me initially. Especially his most of his watches are 36mm and he has no problem making watches this small and they obviously sell (ie. everest). But I just couldn't resist, there simply does not exist any alternative. Literally nobody else is making UG designs brand new.

[Anonymous No.17329194]

>>17328995
Berlin is a gay faggot shithole and as a german I think it should be burned down like Dresden in ww2

[Anonymous No.17329198]

>>17329138
>but kept awful time
How awful exactly?

[Anonymous No.17329206]

Serious question, is the Amphibian the best Vostok? Or are there other Vostok models that are better quality or are more durable?

[Anonymous No.17329211]

>>17329138
It's probably a case of awful QC then. I've had an Ahoi with the Neomatik movement for about 3 years now and it's reasonably accurate.
It started out all over the place but after a couple months of running it's settled into a reliable -2 sec/day.

[Anonymous No.17329212]

>>17329206
Does it matter? I thought you couldn't buy a Vostok anymore unless its from dirty Ukrainians on ebay

[Anonymous No.17329217]

>>17329212
You can buy from Russia but the sanctions have almost doubled the price of any model

[Anonymous No.17329233]

>>17329144
Man those crown guards look nasty.

[Anonymous No.17329234]

>>17329099
interesting, okay, npc, npc, okay, npc

[Anonymous No.17329235]

>>17329217
Might be a good time to offload my Vostok collection

[Anonymous No.17329236]

>>17329160
What the fuck is this? Why is Smiths out of all the brands out there the ones making a homage of a Polerouter?

[Anonymous No.17329241]

>>17329160
They fucked up with the gold tone markers and hands.

[Anonymous No.17329274]

>>17329241
No they didn’t.
That’s classic Universal Geneve.

[Anonymous No.17329279]

>>17329099
The vintage omega is interesting the rest is vanilla.

[Anonymous No.17329283]

[Anonymous No.17329284]

[Anonymous No.17329285]

>>17329274
Is it? In any case i prefer silver markers and hands.

[Anonymous No.17329288]

[Anonymous No.17329290]

>>17329014
based
>>17328999
>>17328995
Junghans is the straight man's nomos

[Anonymous No.17329293]

>>17329288

[Anonymous No.17329295]

[Anonymous No.17329298]

>>17329288
It's interesting, and thinking about celebrities decisions often they're buying the luxury items that poor people (their fans) imagine celebrities should have. So celebrities then gravitate towards recognizable luxury, unless they're trying to promote something.

Rich people generally either go with something completely ordinary to avoid attention/robbery or to say "I'm above needing a watch for attention" or go with something luxurious other rich people will recognize. And, of course, a basic rolex isn't really even a squeeze so that may be "completely ordinary" to them.

[Anonymous No.17329301]

>>17329288
Shaniqua is PURE SEX.
I love black women so much bros

[Anonymous No.17329302]

opinions on SARX045?

[Anonymous No.17329307]

>>17329234
>>17329279
I have several "interesting" watches, mostly bought by my father from brands like Corum, Chronoswiss (pic related), Ulysse Nardin, etc. I simply don't enjoy their 'funkiness'.

These six, however, I acquired myself. Let's just say I value tried and true formulas. Classics are named such for a reason.

As for pocket watches, I wear a suit&tie to work everyday and the days I carry a pocket watch it goes in my trousers side pocket, chain unseen under the jacket. Mobile phone is usually left at the desk so the watch actually serves it purpose. Just feels more appropriate with french cuffs. Nobody makes negative comments, but I am no pushover so not much risk of that anyway.

I also intherited a couple pocket watches from my late grandfather who carried them everyday until the day he passed. Growing up watching him rock his pocket watch for decades, wrist watches still seem a tad bit femine to me.

[Anonymous No.17329309]

>>17329307
Here's the only Corum I have that I actually like. Unfortunately, not only is it huge at 44 mm, but also too thick to wear daily.

[Anonymous No.17329310]

>>17329307
>>17329309
This one I also like, but just not classic enough for me.

[Anonymous No.17329313]

picrel is the greatest and best watch
all else is cope

[Anonymous No.17329318]

>>17329279
This story made me sad :( seems like a chill guy

[Anonymous No.17329319]

>>17329099
1,5,6,3,4,2

[Anonymous No.17329329]

>>17329302
I'm still banging my head on not copping one of them when i had the chance.

[Anonymous No.17329330]

>>17329307
>>17329310
I like these two.

[Anonymous No.17329334]

>>17329302
There is a 047 (picrel, blue-green dial) and a 043 (silver-blue) as well.

[Anonymous No.17329341]

>>17329295
Disgusting behaviour. You should be allowed to, physically remove (so to speak), people who do this to your property.

[Anonymous No.17329362]

this is literally the best watch in the entire world

[Anonymous No.17329365]

>>17329362

[Anonymous No.17329366]

Talk me out of this. I love how fucking weird it is.

[Anonymous No.17329367]

>>17329366
you’ll be a laughingstock because it’s embarrassing to wear something like that

[Anonymous No.17329371]

>>17329366
Are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.17329372]

>>17329367
Whomst would be laughing? Poorfags that don't have 10k to drop on something ridiculous? Also, I give exactly zero fucks what other people think anyways.

[Anonymous No.17329374]

>>17329371
Negative, frendo.

[Anonymous No.17329393]

>>17329372
If you give zero fucks you would already own it
>>17329374
Had to ask

[Anonymous No.17329395]

>>17329099
Keep the Rollies and sell the garbage if it doesn't have sentimental value. Personally I'd add a JLC.

[Anonymous No.17329403]

>>17329307
>>17329309
>>17329310
Nice collection anon. I enjoyed hearing the story about your grandfather.

[Anonymous No.17329412]

>>17329393
Hard to find one to actually look at. I was in my AD to sign off on authorization to to fix my Omega and was browsing around. They had one regular Pasha, but apparently this is a special order. Apparently they have to request one from Cartier to even look at.

[Anonymous No.17329415]

>>17328999
>reasons not to buy a Nomos
they all look like turdbowl punchers, every single one looks like complete turd

[Anonymous No.17329421]

>>17329288
could use a lot of improvement, 4chan memes work best in the square format and your use of space is horrendous

[Anonymous No.17329431]

I'm planning on traveling through multiple countries soon. I'm looking to take 1 watch with me that can keep good time, and is mechanical. Also one that wouldn't paint a target on my back. Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.17329434]

>>17329431
TUDOR
U
D
O
R

[Anonymous No.17329435]

>>17329431
>Ultra Slim 6.8mm
also
>46mm case size
what is this retardation, I thought I had finally found the grail of skindivers

[Anonymous No.17329439]

>>17329198
>>17329211
It would gain about 20-30 seconds a day. Mine was also an Ahoi with the Neomatik. It looked nice, but ultimately just couldn't deal with how inaccurate the time would get.

[Anonymous No.17329442]

>>17329434
How much of a headache are their new "in-house" movements to service? Are they about as standard as a SW200 or equivalent, or will I be scraping to find a Tudor specialized service shop?

[Anonymous No.17329452]

>>17329421
Nobody asked your opinion, faggot

[Anonymous No.17329458]

>>17329452
zoomer comment

[Anonymous No.17329461]

>>17329442
Rolex dealer should be able to service a Tudor.

[Anonymous No.17329464]

>>17329435
Who are you replying to?

[Anonymous No.17329469]

Would you wear it?

[Anonymous No.17329475]

>people who wear their watch on the wrist joint

[Anonymous No.17329505]

>>17329442
Rolex ADs can service them and sending it back to Tudor is cheap.

[Anonymous No.17329513]

>>17329469
If you look at it upside down it looks like a Happy frog in a chef's hat

[Anonymous No.17329518]

G-Shock fags, quick question. 5610u here.
Bought a month ago, going really well. I turned PS mode of because I'm up in the AM quite often, but now RCVD isn't coming though at all, says it's OFF and it can't be turned back on in the settings.
It keeps time precisely but don't understand why I can't turn the radio back on.

[Anonymous No.17329553]

>>17329366
no. anyone i know that can drop $10k on a watch would still hate this and think it was effeminate garbage
it looks like shit

and if you were secure in buying it and wearing it, you wouldn’t be on here asking random strangers to talk you out of it

[Anonymous No.17329555]

>>17329553
mean to respond to this post
>>17329372

[Anonymous No.17329565]

Sorry for the bad pic but I found a bamboo dial gmt at my ad

[Anonymous No.17329566]

>>17329565
What's the Rolex?

[Anonymous No.17329567]

>>17329565
looks great

[Anonymous No.17329570]

New gmt chronomat

[Anonymous No.17329573]

Bluesy

[Anonymous No.17329577]

Nice texture dial GS with power reserve and small seconds

[Anonymous No.17329578]

>>17329566
Explorer 1

And here’s my boomer dad with the sea master he wants

[Anonymous No.17329581]

>>17329578
>Explorer 1
Based.
>>17329578
>And here’s my boomer dad with the sea master he wants
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.17329590]

>>17329570
do they specifically design their watches to look like weird 90s kids toys? I mean the watch itself looks good, but then there's those strange raised elements on the bezel and the gigantic crown that totally put me off

[Anonymous No.17329595]

>>17329513
heh

[Anonymous No.17329596]

>>17329590
The chronomat 36 looks really great imo. I just wanted to try on that one cuz it’s new

[Anonymous No.17329603]

Does the new Deep Sea Challenge and the Yachtmaster prototype being made from titanium mean that we can expect more Rolex watches in titanium?

[Anonymous No.17329605]

>>17329603

[Anonymous No.17329606]

>>17329565
fantastic anon

[Anonymous No.17329607]

>>17329605
looks like a meme for anyone whose name isn't James Cameron

[Anonymous No.17329609]

>>17329596
it looks cool from a distance because the elements that annoy me are harder to notice, but I couldn't look at it up close. The rest of the watch is great, yes

[Anonymous No.17329628]

>>17329605
>Original gas escape valve

[Anonymous No.17329630]

>>17329628
Is this thumbnail supposed to look like goatse?

[Anonymous No.17329637]

>>17329630
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17329648]

>>17329555
I like it buddy. Sounds like you might secretly love dicks and/or need to get outside. Take a look at these headcovers, and then ask yourself "does this anon give a fuck what anyone thinks?".
>The answer is no
I like it, if I could try it on...might buy it.

[Anonymous No.17329650]

Cocktail time innit.

[Anonymous No.17329651]

>Cucktail time

[Anonymous No.17329655]

>>17329283
women don't like automatics watches, though.

[Anonymous No.17329656]

>>17329637
lmao

[Anonymous No.17329657]

Why do people even buy Seiko? They look fucking awful.
I'd rather wear nothing than a Seiko.

[Anonymous No.17329663]

Assuming you're going to buy one, which one would you choose?

[Anonymous No.17329664]

>>17329655
HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE FUCKING PICTURE? HE BOUGHT A QUARTZ

[Anonymous No.17329679]

>>17329630
looks like an AI image modelled after goatse

[Anonymous No.17329683]

>>17329663
Left.

[Anonymous No.17329691]

Form A

[Anonymous No.17329692]

>>17329011
Jody trashes it.
>Automtic

[Anonymous No.17329693]

>>17329657
Seikos are great

[Anonymous No.17329696]

>>17329431
>I'm looking to take 1 watch with me that can keep good time,
>Also one that wouldn't paint a target on my back.

F91W, a700, or gshock

>and is mechanical
Quit being gay

[Anonymous No.17329698]

Love my Tudor

[Anonymous No.17329700]

>>17329657
Not all of them look great i'll admit, but there are some nice watches to be found if only you know what to look for.

[Anonymous No.17329706]

>>17329657
This looks fantastic for what it costs.

[Anonymous No.17329709]

>>17329295
Is this from some protest?

[Anonymous No.17329715]

>>17329664
for a single moment, I thought that fag might be buying for his wife. then your comment hit, as it is a pre transition faggot. still, bones are the markers of that being a 'man'.
still it is true, women don't like automatics

[Anonymous No.17329716]

HELP ME PLEASE GOD HELP

[Anonymous No.17329727]

>>17329716
how can I help you?

[Anonymous No.17329742]

>>17329160
What's the diameter and how much is it?

[Anonymous No.17329762]

>>17329283
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17329766]

>>17329663
Right

[Anonymous No.17329769]

>>17329302
Those hands look so long and slender and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing, the dial looks really interesting though.

[Anonymous No.17329780]

>>17329302
NEEDLE HANDS NEEDLE DICK LA LA LA LA LA

[Anonymous No.17329785]

>>17329518
I think it turns automatic time sync off if your "home city" is set to somewhere that's out of range of the atomic time signals.

[Anonymous No.17329854]

>>17329099
5 4 3
2 1 1

[Anonymous No.17329873]

>>17329099
tard retard redditard
bigga nigga higa

[Anonymous No.17329891]

Got this from my old man about 10 years ago, never wore it cause I never wore watches, know nothing about them. Can I get an opinion on it?

[Anonymous No.17329902]

>>17329891
buddy it’s a casio not a patek

[Anonymous No.17329930]

>>17329099
nice focus/10

[Anonymous No.17329932]

>>17329902
>Hey son, here's your grandfather's PATEK PHILLIPE.
>He left it in his will... because he knew you liked watches.

How do you respond?

[Anonymous No.17329935]

>>17329932
Sell it how else lmoa?

[Anonymous No.17329936]

>>17329891
>24 hour subdial
its a casio, get a new battery put in it and wear it if you like it, don't if you don't dig the looks, that's really all that matters

[Anonymous No.17329938]

>>17329469
hahahaha I LOVE WATCHFINDERS & CUM ALSO

[Anonymous No.17329939]

>>17329891
>his watch only has 3 subdials in line.
Step aside, pleb.

[Anonymous No.17329940]

>>17329891
>Can I get an opinion on it?
Yeah!

[Anonymous No.17329941]

>>17329932
I'd feel happy to have something he wore that I can wear now.
Major plus if it's a PP.

[Anonymous No.17329942]

>>17329932
If i can actually get 25k or whatever crazy prices people are asking for those on chrono24 i would sell it and buy a nice quartz watch.
Really that one is nowhere near as bad as some of those old pateks are and i would be tempeted to just wear it as my daily watch.

[Anonymous No.17329946]

>>17329939
God this whatch is so ugly

[Anonymous No.17329951]

>making "Women's" watches

Women literally fucking hate watches.

[Anonymous No.17329956]

>>17328995
lol why is the brand named homos asslütte haha that’s so funny

[Anonymous No.17329961]

>>17329935
>>17329942
These dudes are either dead inside, or were daddy's little secret when they younger.

[Anonymous No.17329962]

>>17329932
I thank my father/uncle/whatever who gave it to me and I wear it as a dress watch for the remainder of my days until I pass it onto my own son.

[Anonymous No.17329965]

>>17329939
That's revolting.

[Anonymous No.17329968]

>>17329932
>inherit a Patek
>it's not a Nautilus

Roll my eyes at my death grandfather's poor taste and sell it immediately.

Then buy a fucking Rolex like a real man.

[Anonymous No.17329972]

>>17329968

[Anonymous No.17329982]

is T200 any good for a first time watch?

[Anonymous No.17329987]

>>17329982
no, get out

[Anonymous No.17329991]

>>17329982
No. Better get the T-800.

[Anonymous No.17329992]

>>17329982
Yes, just keep in mind its a 49 l2l and flares to 51.
Pretty much as long as a duro if you can try it on.

[Anonymous No.17329993]

>>17329991
A man of culture I see

https://youtu.be/eIRQQjVYQ78

[Anonymous No.17329996]

>found the perfect watch
>discontinued
Fuck this shit, I just want a GADA

[Anonymous No.17329997]

>>17329946
>>17329965
It's quite something, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.17329999]

>>17329991
>>17329993
Reminder that the most advanced killing machine from the future actually wears a Audermars Piguet.
>Seethe humans

[Anonymous No.17330015]

>>17329996
Meet the SARB033's spiritual successor, the SZSB012.

[Anonymous No.17330018]

>>17330015
I still can't understand why people love Seikos so much.

"Made in Japan" out of 100% Chinese made parts. It's cringe.

[Anonymous No.17330023]

Vacheron Patrimony or IWC Portofino?

[Anonymous No.17330027]

>>17330023
Both

[Anonymous No.17330031]

>>17330023
IWC Portofino.

You won't get fired from your job for having a Nazi iron cross on your watch... like you would with Vacheron.

[Anonymous No.17330035]

>>17329742
38mm case dia. was like 450 bux with shipping. I was a bit hesitant because I would have much preferred 36mm for vintage purist reasons, but after reading so many butthurt comments saying 38mm is too small, I felt a little better about it. also my seiko alpinist is 38mm and it fits me really good.

[Anonymous No.17330044]

>>17330023
Vacheron Patrimony is the proper choice

[Anonymous No.17330052]

>>17329999
Why does a machine need a watch? Does it use it to time its processes?

[Anonymous No.17330061]

>>17329099
I like the daydate.

[Anonymous No.17330068]

>>17330052
I know you’re stupid but does your dildo can tell time? If yes cause I know you just want to be right about something but do you have to manually adjust it? That’s why a machine needs a watch.

[Anonymous No.17330075]

>>17329605
dios mio

[Anonymous No.17330080]

mogs all

[Anonymous No.17330082]

>>17329700
What model is that?

[Anonymous No.17330089]

>>17330023
Patrimony ofc.
But these are not even in the same league.

[Anonymous No.17330093]

Thoughts on the new Yema? Supposed to be €1500 through kickstarter. Has a new microrotor movement.

[Anonymous No.17330094]

>>17330093
embarrassing brand name, desperately wants to be a royal oak

[Anonymous No.17330095]

>>17330093
wristmaster hehehehe

[Anonymous No.17330099]

>>17330093
>Oh, look! Another luxury sport watch wannabe
Nautilus/RoyalOak/Overseas megacope

[Anonymous No.17330102]

>>17330093
The 80% French / 20% Swiss Movement

[Anonymous No.17330113]

>>17330102
>Tout acier
>Verre saphir
LOL, what a joke that both things have to be added in the back so people "might", "MIGHT" not automatically disrespect your micro-cope-brand.

[Anonymous No.17330116]

>>17330093
lol

[Anonymous No.17330125]

Was on my way to my office and some guy just started talking to me. He said, “Spring Drive is the worst of both Quartz and Mechanical movements.”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

[Anonymous No.17330126]

>have Speedmaster MK4.5 serviced by OMEEEEGA
>gets sent all the way to Switzerland since they don't service the vintage models in bugerland
>late by one month after waiting nearly 7 months
>comes back, looks great, new dial, new crystal, NOS bracelet
>minute hand for the chronograph moves 3-5 minutes every hour by itself

Cant wait to hear how long they tell me for the turn around to get this fixed tomorrow.

>Yes I'm seething.

[Anonymous No.17330132]

>>17330126
lmao average sneedmaster redditor

[Anonymous No.17330135]

>>17330125
Then, that total stranger went to your home and had a threesome with your mom and your wife, including anal, while wearing a Rolex.
>True story

[Anonymous No.17330136]

date complications are stupid.

[Anonymous No.17330140]

>date complications are stupid.

[Anonymous No.17330143]

>dial permanently damaged by date window

[Anonymous No.17330146]

Thoughts on Jacob & Co? Thinking about coping this one.

[Anonymous No.17330149]

>>17330146

[Anonymous No.17330155]

>>17330143
>damaged
Only if (you) have a shitter.

[Anonymous No.17330221]

Ok, this is impressive in its own way.

[Anonymous No.17330232]

>game over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4VJGNNSQnw

[Anonymous No.17330238]

>>17330125
it's all about the infetterance

[Anonymous No.17330242]

>>17330232
>5g botnet watch

[Anonymous No.17330247]

>>17330232
Looks cheap and low class.

[Anonymous No.17330249]

>>17330221
Why post it here? Can't you see most anons here can't even afford a 3-5k watch and live in eternal cope?

[Anonymous No.17330255]

i can't even afford a $500 watch

[Anonymous No.17330268]

IWC is only for newmoney trash, change my mind.

[Anonymous No.17330273]

>>17330268
The thing is you're poor and poor's opinions doesn't count. You hate what you can't afford.

[Anonymous No.17330276]

>>17330273
t. dresses in Gabbana and drives a leased 2015 Audi in eastern europe

[Anonymous No.17330279]

>>17330276
Don't describe yourself like that. You can do better.

[Anonymous No.17330295]

>>17330093

[Anonymous No.17330304]

>>17330015
Sorry anon but the real spiritual successor to the SARB comes from Citizen.

[Anonymous No.17330319]

>>17330093
Imagen buying a watch that has a circumcised dick printed on the dial.

[Anonymous No.17330324]

>>17330082
7546 8000

[Anonymous No.17330331]

>>17329144

[Anonymous No.17330343]

>>17329111
>calling people stormfags
>in 2022

lel, what's it like being a 50 year old tranny?
i guess after you make it over the hump it might get better, right? since lots of ugly old women kind of look like dudes so you might be closer to passing.

[Anonymous No.17330362]

>already sould out
I might have to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.17330366]

Can you guys recommend me a watch with gemstones?
I dont like the iced out watches the obnoxious kind wear but I do like gemstones.
I know watch people hate it but is there a happy medium? or should I just wear a bracelet?

Pic is my first watch, paid 600 for it from a jeweler in a mall. pls be gentle :(

[Anonymous No.17330370]

>>17330366
Buy this or don't get anything.

[Anonymous No.17330373]

>>17329144
Audemar Piaget

[Anonymous No.17330374]

>>17330373
Vacheron Citizen

[Anonymous No.17330375]

>>17330374
Jaeger LeCasio

[Anonymous No.17330376]

>>17329111
GTFO aids faggot

[Anonymous No.17330377]

>>17330126
That sucks anon. Hopefully they'll expedite the process this time

[Anonymous No.17330425]

>>17329295
>Let me protest oil usage by vandalizing this completely unrelated building using an oil based paint
They don't even have common sense, don't they?

[Anonymous No.17330432]

>>17330425
they probably believe that only oil sheikhs could afford a Rolex

[Anonymous No.17330438]

>>17330432
Most probably it's some delusion on their minds that basically rich people are the culprit of all bad in the world and thus rolex, which is extremely expensive is the culprit of all bad in the world.
>Hurr durr this watch costs 14000€ meanwhile there's people starving to death in africa due to massive overpopulation
>We should go and paint their buildings
>"Hum how is this related to stopping oil productions?"
>Don't ask questions, just do it or else you're an alt right nazi

[Anonymous No.17330446]

>>17330425
>>17330432
>>17330438
they’re actually all just on the waitlist for a datejust and got fed up with waiting

[Anonymous No.17330448]

>>17330438
>>Most probably it's some delusion on their minds that basically rich people are the culprit of all bad in the world
Who else do you imagine it could be lmfao retard?

[Anonymous No.17330456]

>>17330370
Not into rainbows tho my man.

[Anonymous No.17330458]

>>17330448
From an ecological point of view it's true.
Rich people have the most important carbon footprint (they're the ones who consume and travel the most).

[Anonymous No.17330465]

>>17328995
Going to buy one of these for next summer when it’s clean white T-shirt and shoes weather.

[Anonymous No.17330479]

>>17330465
This one look actually nice. ID?

[Anonymous No.17330492]

is this considered a shit/mall watch? if so any alternative recommendations around the £300 mark?

[Anonymous No.17330494]

>>17330479
T200S-2AJF

[Anonymous No.17330529]

>>17330458
idk, I think that poors who provide their labor in sweat shops with old equipment etc. and poors who want to consume these cheap products have individually a lower footprint maybe, but the sheer mass of them outweighs the consumption and traveling of rich people. On the other hand, the rich make this even possible by owning the infrastructure.

[Anonymous No.17330532]

>>17330465
only now I noticed that the logo looks like woman in a bikini bottom when the woman sticks her butt out

[Anonymous No.17330535]

Just WHAT is the fucking appeal of this watch?

[Anonymous No.17330542]

>>17330492
Yes
PRX

[Anonymous No.17330548]

>>17330080
Ah yes, the "Casio Tranny" series..

[Anonymous No.17330549]

>>17330535
it looks cool, but I can't think of an occasion where it could reasonably be worn

[Anonymous No.17330553]

Seiko Prospex or Citizen Promaster?

[Anonymous No.17330573]

>>17330553
Seiko always

[Anonymous No.17330578]

>>17330492
Seconding the Tissot PRX.

[Anonymous No.17330588]

>>17330578
>Swatch group garbage.

Why does ANYONE buy this shit?

Tissot, Hamilton, Longines... it's all the same shitty ETA movements.

[Anonymous No.17330596]

>>17330529
You can delude yourself all you want, but just take a look at the climate summit there will be in the near future, I'll bet not a single fucking one of those rich politicians will go using a train or some environment friendly transport ways, but on an official private jet which will throw out tons of CO2 to the air.
And the worst part is how they'll throw some shit ass laws about reducing farming which will only cause prices to increase and families to starve to death.

[Anonymous No.17330609]

>>17330588
>shitty ETA movements
Substantiate your claim. What makes these movements shitty?

[Anonymous No.17330624]

>>17330588
imo between the Swatch group watches you can see similarities in design, meaning that Longines, Hamilton, Certina make some really similar looking watches or sharing design elements. That's more annoying to me than them using widely available ovements

[Anonymous No.17330631]

TIL that you can put the bracelet of one watch on another if lug width and diameter is the same and the lug angle is close, even if the watches are from different manufacturers. Didn't look to bad, but it looks better on the watch that it was designed for

[Anonymous No.17330665]

Good morning sirs, did I fuck up buying another oversized shirt? Can I get away with this one being untucked?

[Anonymous No.17330671]

New Parmigiani Fleurier Tonda PF.
>36mm
>9mm thick
>no bullshit date window
Based.

>19k€/$/CHF
:(

[Anonymous No.17330674]

>>17330665
now you're just shitposting

[Anonymous No.17330676]

>>17330674
I know... the sleeves too long. I'll get it tailored

[Anonymous No.17330687]

Belt aside, any better?

[Anonymous No.17330693]

>>17330665
>>17330687
You do realize this is a watch thread, you colossal faggot?

[Anonymous No.17330696]

>>17330693
Then post watches this thread is dead

[Anonymous No.17330703]

>>17330696
You posting pictures of your Walmart shirt and Target dad jeans won't help revive this thread, fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.17330705]

>>17330687
I see you're having a stand-off at high noon and are ready to draw. Sleeves are still long, your jeans are too large at the waist.

[Anonymous No.17330709]

>>17330687
Tale of mice and men looking ass, but in all seriousness if you let the jeans go up the sides it looks like you have a gut

[Anonymous No.17330720]

>>17330671
Well done by PF. 36mm is a good size alternative to the 40mm. If they put their rattrapante dualtime into one of those I might buy. Although I think I already have the coolest integrated bracelet ss watch

[Anonymous No.17330732]

>>17329302
I was almost ready to buy a Presage SPB169 (green face) until someone pointed out you can get a far superior movement in a Tissot Gentleman powermatic 80 silicium - not to mention it's almost $400 less.
I do like the more conservative Seiko styles but I think I'll wait until I can easily afford a GS high-beat.

[Anonymous No.17330736]

>>17329014
I realize why some people appreciate this design, but to me I just get flashbacks to the wall-clocks we had at school as a kid. That sterile, dull white together with the number font just screams middle school classroom.

[Anonymous No.17330748]

>>17330736
makes sense. the max bill was a wall clock first, then it became a wristwatch.

[Anonymous No.17330785]

>>17330535
It's beautiful, excelently well made, from the Holy Trinity, and makes you seethe.

[Anonymous No.17330791]

>>17330535
>TWO nazi iron crosses on the front of the watch

Why does Vacheron feel the need to do this?

[Anonymous No.17330802]

>>17330532
Can't unsee, thanx.

[Anonymous No.17330803]

>>17330535
It's damn near perfect.

[Anonymous No.17330804]

is the seiko 5 a reddit meme or good

[Anonymous No.17330807]

>>17330791
>Nazi cross
I know is a meme, but you can't be that stupid, en right?
>RIGHT????
It's actually the templar cross of the Knights Hospitaller from the tenth century.

[Anonymous No.17330808]

>>17330080
What is that bit near the crown supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.17330812]

>>17330671
Very based.

[Anonymous No.17330816]

>>17329144

[Anonymous No.17330819]

>>17330665
Are you physically unable to buy yourself clothes that fit? You've been posting your fit for half a year or so now and i don't think i've seen a single shirt that fits yet. You have a talent there.

[Anonymous No.17330822]

>>17330816
I like the top left bracelet design, an oyster jubilee.

[Anonymous No.17330823]

should i cop this brand new £70?

[Anonymous No.17330825]

>>17330816
I tried GS and Rolex as well, with mixed results. The case and dial is mostly from Rolex with hints of GS bracelets here and there.

[Anonymous No.17330826]

>>17330825
I think this is because there are many more pictures of Rolexes than GS's in the AI database.

[Anonymous No.17330827]

>>17330671
Very beautiful indeed, and the dial is great, but somewhat it saddens me that the new movement doesn't have the mocrorotor anymore, as it was one of the charms I associate with the Tonda family.

[Anonymous No.17330831]

>>17330807
it's called cross pattée. that cross is actually a Maltese cross

[Anonymous No.17330832]

>>17329144
disappointing..

[Anonymous No.17330839]

>>17330831
Well, yes and no. They are the same form, but if I recall correctly, the templar cross predates the maltese one. Although you are right in that VC especifically states that it's the maltese cross.

[Anonymous No.17330845]

>>17330827
They should have made a closed caseback.
I know customers love to see the movement but fuck them. Closed casebacks are based.

[Anonymous No.17330846]

>>17330720
Nice rep

[Anonymous No.17330848]

>>17330846
>Nice rep

True. No one on /fa/ actually can afford a Vacheron.

[Anonymous No.17330854]

>>17330846
>>17330848
>I'm poor therefore everyone else is poor

[Anonymous No.17330866]

>>17330845
>They should have made a closed caseback.
No, they shouldn't, and glad they didn't. Most customers want to see the movement of their expensive watches, as it is what most obviously separates them from cheap options. You're the only autistic guy wishing otherwise.

[Anonymous No.17330870]

You DO have insurance on your watches... right?

Don't be like Archie.

[Anonymous No.17330877]

>>17330854
The writing is misaligned genius

[Anonymous No.17330882]

>>17330846
>>17330848
I recall at least two anons that own genuine VC, one being lawyeranon.

[Anonymous No.17330885]

I thought long and hard this year about what single luxury watch I wanted to buy for myself and in the end I got on the waitlist for a Rolex Explorer, because I like the smaller frame, the simplicity and the potential resale value. However that means I still don't actually have any watch to wear at all. Now I'm trying to figure out what other piece I could get for a daily wear that won't break the bank since I budgeted the money for the Explorer already.

What sub 1k watch should I get to be a daily driver until I can pick up that Explorer in some distant future?

[Anonymous No.17330891]

>>17330885
>that means I still don't actually have any watch to wear at all
You fucked up, then

[Anonymous No.17330909]

>>17330804
It used to be good, now it's a bit meh.

[Anonymous No.17330926]

>>17330885
get yourself a cheap quartz watch and invest the difference of your 1k budget in other useful things

[Anonymous No.17331010]

>>17330926
Actually thought about getting a Casio A168 in the mean time.

[Anonymous No.17331021]

[Anonymous No.17331036]

>>17330823
>should i cop this brand new £70?
No, there were a bunch of jp exclusive atlantis models released a few years ago, dig around on from japan or some other proxy site.

[Anonymous No.17331070]

>>17330671
Too much empty space imo.

[Anonymous No.17331117]

>>17330671
>36mm
So, is this for women?

[Anonymous No.17331129]

>>17329144
Which is your favorite? Minr is bottom right

[Anonymous No.17331140]

>>17331021
Lmao is that even a real Patek?

[Anonymous No.17331143]

>>17331129
Behold the gayest watch AI can generate

[Anonymous No.17331155]

>>17331129
>Glastule
Close enough.

[Anonymous No.17331156]

[Anonymous No.17331157]

>>17330720
this looks always so underwhelming on any real photo

[Anonymous No.17331165]

>>17331155
Chinese knockoff

[Anonymous No.17331182]

>>17331156
Form C.

[Anonymous No.17331184]

>>17331140
>German

[Anonymous No.17331185]

>>17331182
Nice. You are MUCH better at taking photos than I am

[Anonymous No.17331186]

>>17331143
>Gayest
But where is the GS logo?

[Anonymous No.17331187]

>>17331184
Based

[Anonymous No.17331188]

>>17331021
>leap year subdial
>24 hour subdial
>no running seconds
Why is Patek like this?

[Anonymous No.17331192]

>>17331185
I do not take these photos, anon.
Form A.

[Anonymous No.17331197]

>>17331186
Good point, but often when you add too many variables the results can get generic. I tried it just for you though and got this beautiful aids result.

[Anonymous No.17331202]

>>17331197
I really like how inclusive it is of them to let a meat blob model the watch in the lower left

[Anonymous No.17331206]

>>17330304

[Anonymous No.17331209]

>>17331197
LEL the seiko logo typographie.

[Anonymous No.17331210]

>>17330732
I was going to get a presage or something similar until I ran into the tissot visodate. I wanted a versatile dress watch and the visodate is perfect. The retro 50’s font is cool and reminds me of old muscle cars

[Anonymous No.17331236]

>>17330549
>can't think of an occasion where it could reasonably be worn
I would wear it on any occasion. A bit of self esteem is needed for that.

[Anonymous No.17331268]

>>17330885
Same yourself some money and get a square G-Shock.

[Anonymous No.17331271]

>>17331129
i like the shock-resistant white bezel in the top right. maybe it's ceramic, trying its best to resist shock

[Anonymous No.17331280]

>>17331279
>>17331279
>>17331279

[Anonymous No.17331427]

>>17330102
lol the back looks better than the front

[Anonymous No.17332029]

>>17330080
God tier