/fa/ - Fashion

[GORILLA !IGORsW/P/E No.17214839]

What's the most effay religion?

[Anonymous No.17214875]

>>17214839
Catholics unironically

[Anonymous No.17214877]

>>17214839
You already know

[Anonymous No.17214889]

>>17214839
Satanism

[Anonymous No.17214920]

>>17214839

[Anonymous No.17214949]

Religion is gay

[Anonymous No.17214971]

[Anonymous No.17215084]

the most effay religious belief is one that strips down all beliefs to a core thought, that Existence is divine and energy is eternal. no uniform, no strict guides, no tax exemption. just a pure love of Being as a divine act

[Anonymous No.17215385]

>>17214839
1. Eastern Orthodoxy
2. Sedevacantism

[Anonymous No.17215633]

Gnosticism

[Anonymous No.17215643]

>>17214839
Obvious.

[Anonymous No.17215687]

>>17214839
Traditional Catholicism

[Anonymous No.17215704]

>>17214839
Most effay is believing in God but not having any religion in particular.

[Anonymous No.17215782]

>>17214875
This. Orthodox in close second

[Anonymous No.17215865]

>>17214875
>>17215687
>>17215782
Catholicism
Traditional Catholicism

Shia LeBeouf has become Catholic with deep attachment to Traditional Latin Mass (TLM) after prepping and acting in soon to be released movie "Padre Pio." Pio was 20th century Italian Capuchin priest, mystic and saint who miraculously received bloody physical wounds of crucified Christ on his body and his intercession wrought many miracles.

[Anonymous No.17215886]

>>17214839
Esoteric (Mystic) Christianity

Edgy enough to be avant-garde and with an attachment to tradition that transcends normal tradfaggery

Second choice is Folk Catholicism

[Anonymous No.17215898]

Paganism

[Anonymous No.17216320]

>>17215643
FLDS fuckin rules

[Anonymous No.17216450]

>>17214839
>What's the most effay religion?
Fascism.

[Anonymous No.17216492]

daoism

[Anonymous No.17216668]

>>17214839
Perennialism

[Anonymous No.17216714]

>>17215385
>Sedevacantism
Got a good chuckle outta that one.

[Anonymous No.17216716]

>>17214839
Atheism

[Anonymous No.17217018]

>>17214839
Everything that isn't Orthodox Christianity.

[Anonymous No.17217025]

>>17215385
ok glowie.

[Anonymous No.17217526]

depends where you live

[Anonymous No.17217535]

>>17216320
Yes

[Erebus No.17217558]

Worshipping the chaos gods.

[Anonymous No.17218166]

>>17216450
based Italian fascism

>>17216668
what's that

[Anonymous No.17218418]

>>17216714
sedevacantism is the future retard

[Anonymous No.17219704]

>>17214875
>>17214877
Traditional Catholicism

Captcha: P88 V8K

[Anonymous No.17219722]

>>17219704
>>17215687
>>17214920
>>17214877
This.

[Anonymous No.17219743]

>>17214875
rad trad catholicism
orthodox
melkite
coptic
...
muslim
judaism
anglican
evangelical/ protestant

[Anonymous No.17219753]

>>17218418
delusional

[Anonymous No.17219763]

>>17219743
Lenny B is based as fuck fr fr no cap on God

[Anonymous No.17219768]

>>17219743
So jews?

[Anonymous No.17219772]

>>17219768
durhurhurhur
real proud of that one huh?

[Anonymous No.17219776]

>>17219772
They're all Abrahamic faiths, so they're derivatives of Judaism. But please have a little pissy fit like the Media taught you when you see "Jews"

[Anonymous No.17219780]

>>17219776
youre so mad lol

[Anonymous No.17219783]

>>17219780
Isn't it late in Tel Aviv?

[Anonymous No.17219788]

>>17219783
absolutley delusional.
take a break
captcha: M2WM00

[Anonymous No.17219791]

>>17219788
>no u

[Anonymous No.17219794]

>>17219791
goofy aah nigga

[Anonymous No.17219801]

>>17219776
>>17219768
on some real shit tho judaism was created after Christianity. Christianity is continuation of the faith of the Biblical Hebrews. while judaism is ethno-religious group who worships the "holocaust" rather than the God of Abraham, and larps as Hebrews while being more racially similar to turks. stop browsing pol and start using your head

[Anonymous No.17219809]

>>17219801
Real talk, Christianity is a slave religion and foreign to the native peoples of Europe and should be avoided by anyone of European ancestry

[Anonymous No.17219824]

>>17219809
was the main religion of all europe for about 1000 years. was the official religion of Rome starting about 1700 years ago, has been in Europe for almost 2000 years. kindof unreasonable to say its foreign. the average euro would find the original pagan faiths foreign in comparison

[Anonymous No.17219827]

>>17219824
Christianity is not a native religion of Europe nor is it tied ethnically to the native peoples of Europe. It doesn't matter if a parasite has been feeding on a host for one day or a million days, it's still a parasite and should be removed.

[Anonymous No.17219840]

>>17219827
how is it not tied to them if it has existed in it for 1000+ years while paganism is gone and dead? you dont really believe in the "original" religions of europe, so it doesnt matter to you either way

[Anonymous No.17219846]

>>17219840
Hmm, I wonder why native European paganism isn't prevalent anymore, could it be that during the 1000+ years that Christianity was around it sought to systematically eradicate its competition through murder and intimation? It's a cancer on Europe, plain and simple. Rome declined the moment it embraced Christianity and Europe's renaissance began the moment it moved away from Christianity.

[Anonymous No.17219871]

>>17219846
>xenophobic paganfag

[Anonymous No.17219872]

>>17219846
yeah man idk if youre worried about this shit youre better than 90% of people alive. im guessing youre just young and dumb or whatever. i was too. i still am. you really should get off pol tho and 4chan in general because its for the mentally ill...not revolutionaries. i guess i just come on this board every couple days hoping itll have new waywt or whatever. im kinda tired and think ill go to bed. dont know what time it is in tel aviv tho. i assume its super early but i dont know how time zones work. like i mean its along latitude lines or some shit but id have to look at a map. anyways get off pol seriously its been pozzed since like 2016. just get basic redpills and dont linger long. if you are not fat or brown we could probably be friends. maybe ive seen you in real life and didnt know it. hlw crazy would that be? whatever. find Christ. He loves you whether you believe in Him or not. paganism is neat i guess but i just dont get it. it would make more sense if you were a spiteful atheist or something, which you probably are, no insult just facts.

[Anonymous No.17219886]

>>17219871
>>17219872
Yeah, so I don't have an argument or anything, but like just believe the religion that I say is right because like, LOVE and HEAVEN are GOOD, ok? Don't think about it or read anything about history or Platonism or the First Council of Nicaea or Roman history. Heck, don't even read the Bible or think critically about Esau and Jacob, It's all racist chud stuff and your better off just thinking what we've convinced your fathers to believe ever since we killed your ancestor that didn't blindly obey...yawn...I better go to sleep so I don't get raped and gaped so much in this discussion ...

[Anonymous No.17219887]

>>17219886
yeah i didnt read all that but you are very silly. also you save reaction images on your computer for 4channel dot org. kinda goofy. listening to music rn and just typing dumb bullshit i got no time to think or make arguments cause thats gay lol. i dont really love anyone irl just like in theory cause people suck in practice. i hope you are doing something other than typing and refreshing page rn by thee way. also lurk more. also i hate you lol owned

[Anonymous No.17219891]

>>17219887
>yeah i didnt read all that but you are very silly. also you save reaction images on your computer for 4channel dot org. kinda goofy. listening to music rn and just typing dumb bullshit i got no time to think or make arguments cause thats gay lol. i dont really love anyone irl just like in theory cause people suck in practice. i hope you are doing something other than typing and refreshing page rn by thee way. also lurk more. also i hate you lol owned

[Anonymous No.17219892]

>>17219886
Christ still loves you by the way even though you are annoying and kindof dumb. also its funnier if you think im hippy so im just going to roll with it and see how long you reply. maybe go to bed in like 30 minutes who knows. you should just wait 30 minutes then reply and see if i reply back. if so please post another basedjack reaction image that would be kekalicious lol owned i hate you ahhaha

[Anonymous No.17219896]

>>17219891
oh i see you posted a silly reaction image that you searched for and then downloaded to your computer lol. thats like the jew from that funny video or someyhing right that shit was kek when he cried about thr holocaist but thats what im talking about man thats their religion. jews be wild ong. hey you ever listened to thr mixup song where its "i ran" mixed with "blinding lights" by weekend it works really well

[Anonymous No.17219899]

>>17219891
that video kinda shocked me before i knew about jews. like i felt a lil bad for the crying guy or whatever even tho he a bitch. black isrealites are ight. youre ight. love you. kisses

[Anonymous No.17219901]

>>17219892
>>17219896
Really working overtime tonight, huh?

[Anonymous No.17219905]

>>17219901
you are saving the white race rn by the way

[Anonymous No.17219908]

>>17219901
if i was a jew by the way what im doing is literally working because you are hyperfocused on this single thing right now. while im just a tired guy listening to music you are a goofy dude who thinks he is white race warrior (probably brown) and giving up your vril to jewish psyops

[Anonymous No.17219912]

>>17219901
save the white race by replying to this. if you dont reply you lose. you dont want to lose so please reply. thats an order. im ordering you to reply

[Anonymous No.17219947]

>>17214839
Heaven's Gate just for their kicks

[Anonymous No.17220031]

>>17214839
Sunni Islam and it's not even close

[Anonymous No.17220035]

>>17214839
Slavic paganism

[Anonymous No.17220104]

>>17214971
The number of towels they're wearing is their power level

[Anonymous No.17220116]

[Anonymous No.17220162]

>>17214971
imagine getting railed by all these daddies that would be so bad

[Anonymous No.17220171]

>>17218418
i hope not (as in i hope that the state of sedevacante doesn't last much longer)

[Anonymous No.17220224]

orthodox here
folk catholicism, sufi islam and pajeet
orthodoxy is very pretty but its not /fa/ pretty

[Anonymous No.17220329]

>>17214839
Esoteric hitlerism (Serranoist)

[Anonymous No.17220367]

[Anonymous No.17220370]

[Anonymous No.17220485]

>>17220116
so cute Judaic ethno-religion sooo based

[Anonymous No.17220700]

>>17220367
Only right answer ITT

[Anonymous No.17220725]

ether orthodox Christianity or aryan mysticism

[Anonymous No.17220728]

[GORILLA !IGORsW/P/E No.17220729]

Do you think he will be burning in hell?

[Anonymous No.17220831]

>>17220116
Back to the roots

[Anonymous No.17220836]

I like Pelevin's occultism desu

[GORILLA !IGORsW/P/E No.17220837]

>Pelevin
He is primitive trash nowadays. He did have a few cool books in the 1990's

[Anonymous No.17221117]

>>17214971
Looks nice.

[Anonymous No.17221246]

>>17220729
Rick Owens' hypebeast creations, like 'geobaskets', are infernally based, so definitely yeahh.

[GORILLA !IGORsW/P/E No.17221260]

>>17220729
If you hide that mirror on the side of the pic, his book collection looks really smol

[Anonymous No.17221342]

>>17221260
bigger doesn't necessarily mean better and that's one of the oldest and simplest ways of creating the illusion of more space than is actually present, time tested good interior design

[Anonymous No.17221430]

Palmarians
They take Catholic looks and kick it up a notch

[Anonymous No.17221440]

>>17221430
Turbo-TradCath Sedevacantism

uhhh ... aren't you like forgetting the falda and papal red slippers dude :|

[Anonymous No.17221443]

>>17221440

[Anonymous No.17221459]

>>17221440
Even cooler than that. They're a Trad Cath Mormon type hybrid and said the Holy Spirit talked to them all the time and they wrote their own version of the Bible from visions and words from the Holy Spirit. They have stuff like Palmarian aliens on other planets, a planet of Mary, a planet of Satan, Jesus was created and so was Mary in the Palmarian faith but were husband and wife in another lifeline. Mary helped in creation. They plan to Jihad and force convert the world in the end times.

https://www.palmarianchurch.org/holy-palmarian-bible/

[Anonymous No.17221462]

>>17221440
Here's some Palmarian rules:

1. Woman may not wear trousers.
2. Shorts are banned
3. It is forbidden to wear any shirt or similar garment with short sleeves.
4. Sleeves can only be rolled up for the duration of any work such as washing dishes etc.
5. Females must wear skirts no shorter than two fingers width below the knee.
6. Tights are banned as they are classed as mens attire. Female teens and adults may only wear stockings, female children only socks.
7. Female babies cannot wear all in one baby suits.
8. Shirts and blouses must be buttoned to the neck.
9. You cannot play any sport that requires you to wear short sleeves or shorts.
10. Visiting beaches is banned.
11. All voting banned. e.g. Local and general elections, referendums etc.
12. Visiting and using swimming pools is banned.
13. Visiting night clubs is banned
14. Denim cloth is banned, therefore wearing jeans is banned.
15. Listening to popular / modern music is banned.
16. Watching boxing matches is banned.
17. Attending non-Palmarian religious services such as weddings, funerals, christenings etc is banned, for all non Palmarians even family.

[Anonymous No.17221466]

>>17221440
More Palmarian rules:

18. Males are banned from dying or bleaching hair
19. Males cannot wear ear jewelry or other face jewelry.
20. Receiving organ transplants is banned.
21. Leaving or providing organs for transplant is banned.
22. All contraception is banned.
23. Disco’s are banned.
24. Later introduced in addition to rule 16, All functions associated with non Palmarian religious services such as wedding breakfasts, evening functions, i.e. social functions before or after, christenings, weddings, funerals etc are banned you cannot attend even if function is family or relatives.
25. Later above rule no. 5 was changed to increase the length of skirts below the knee from 2 to 4 or 5 fingers width.
26. Children must be told Christmas presents are from parents and not Santa Claus as he doesn’t exist
27. New Bible introduced, any copies of any other bibles must be burnt. This bible was authored in Spain and has many changes in comparison to the standard bible.
28. TV programs that have people or cartoon characters outside the Palmarian dress code may not be watched. In effect this is most television, it would encompass news, documentaries, etc. etc.
29. No social contact with any persons not dressed to the Palmarian dress code. This in effect means virtually all non-Palmarians.
30. Nobody allowed in the home if not dressed to Palmarian dress code except workmen.

[Anonymous No.17221467]

also this:

31. In work, contact with non-palmarian co-workers must be kept to a minimum, i.e. only talk to when necessary to carry out the job and no social chat.
32. Only religious books approved by Palmar are allowed all others banned and must be burnt. This in effect means virtually any non Palmarian authored book is banned.
33. Any photos/images with priests who have left the order must be burn/destroyed.
34. Religious films are banned.
35. All prayers and hymns not contained in the Palmarian missal are banned
36. Birthday candles on birthday cakes are banned.
37. Contact with anyone including relatives who are living with partners and not married is banned. This would include all marriages outside the Palmarian Church since the early 1980's as these marriages are considered invalid.
38. Throwing coins in a fountain/well/water is banned.
39. Children must be removed to another room from their classes where non palmarian religious instruction is given.
40. Horoscopes are banned
41. Movies containing references to magic are banned.
42. The neckline of a shirt or blouse etc must when worn be at least 2 fingers width above the breast bone.
43. Christmas trees are banned.
44. Images of Santa Claus are banned
45. Giving or opening presents on Christmas day (25th December) is banned.
46. Christmas presents must be given and opened on the feast of the Epiphany

[Anonymous No.17221482]

Hellenistic Paganism
It's literally Versace as a religion

[Anonymous No.17221525]

>>17218418
amen it is

[Anonymous No.17221527]

>>17214839
himalayan naga babas

[Anonymous No.17221529]

>>17214889
>satanism

[Anonymous No.17221607]

>>17215385
>>17216714
>>17220171
>>17221525
>Bene-vacantism
>remember the eremetic Sovereign Pontiff
Omg like another possible totally cool alternative to the Jesuit "Chaos of (Anti-)Pope Bergoglio" :0

[Anonymous No.17221658]

amish fundamentalism

[Anonymous No.17221737]

>>17214875
so true bestie

[Anonymous No.17221746]

>>17221737
OC?

[Anonymous No.17221798]

>>17218418
>sedevacantism is retard
fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.17221800]

>>17219801

[Anonymous No.17221803]

>>17220171
I've noticed a difference between the Sedes who believe there will never be a Papacy again and the ones who think there will be and it's just temporary. The churches with the first opinion have a very different approach to things.

[Anonymous No.17221991]

>>17214839
trad cath

[Anonymous No.17222723]

>>17220329
>>17220725
quick rundown?

[Anonymous No.17222828]

>>17221658
this is porn right?

[Anonymous No.17223286]

>>17221607
Bento wrote a few books that I enjoyed. Recomend. Also he was/is fa

[Anonymous No.17223423]

>>17223286
based