Balding coping mechanisms

[Anonymous No.17180323]

It's starting bros... Post balding coping mechanisms

[Anonymous No.17180333]

It works for cancer patients and it can work for you.

[Anonymous No.17181396]

[Anonymous No.17181398]

>>17180323
Just take Finasteride man, cmon

[Anonymous No.17181612]

[Anonymous No.17181625]

>>17181612
that's where I'm going

[Anonymous No.17181642]

>>17180323
They didn't have those hairstyles because they were bald you fucking mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.17181659]

>>17181642
>they purposely chose to look bad
ok, fag surely it wasn't because they were larping as bald jomon warriors

[Anonymous No.17181662]

>>17180323

guys, guys, guys ... hear me out

If you have a strong receding hairline but your hair is fine in the middle.

Is this the coolest shit you can pull?

[Anonymous No.17181668]

>>17181662
now, let me show you this

[Anonymous No.17181671]

>>17180323
Hair transplant

[Anonymous No.17181672]

>>17181668

this is only cringe because he let it grow far to long (also the mustache doesn't help)

[Anonymous No.17181709]

>>17181659
It was to keep their helmets secure and became a status symbol/tradition among samurai, but remain willfully ignorant for all i care.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chonmage

[Anonymous No.17181720]

>>17181668
>>17181662
both of these genuinely look like the worst possible haircuts a man could get in his lifetime

[Anonymous No.17181730]

>>17181709
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.17181738]

what the fuck is wrong with the buzzcut, what a fucking tragedy,- actually i should cry about this, because if i would wanted to go 0-ed my huge wart would be exposed, and i personally know people who prefer only buzzcut even having this disgusting warts, like fuck, get over it, get yourself a kickass glasses or whatever

[Anonymous No.17181741]

>>17181738
or a hat, hat would be a killer, I am raging from the fact i can't handle a hat in my wardrobe

[Anonymous No.17181752]

>>17180323
Take the custodian pill

A balding guy in tshirt in jeans looks pathetic,
A balding guy in a suit looks dignified

[Anonymous No.17181754]

>>17180323
you have two choices

[Anonymous No.17181787]

>>17181709
>let's make a retarded helmet only to justify our retarded haircuts!! SUUUUU
that's even more stupid than I though

[Anonymous No.17181963]

>>17181730
I don't like anime
>>17181787
The helmet obviously came first you berk. You are looking at something from history from a alien culture from a modern perspective, that's why you are ignorant. It was perfectly normal to them and a sign of status. If people in the past could see how we dress and what we do now they would think we were weird as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17181969]

>>17181963
>noooo, don't redesign the helmet!! that would make our rad baldy haircuts absurd!!!

[Anonymous No.17182150]

>>17180323
There aren't any. Just go for bald n beard like Kratos from God of War.

[Anonymous No.17182264]

thought of shaving everything off and wearing a burger king crown everywhere I go

[Anonymous No.17182833]

I never really cared about this but people kept harassing me when I was walking on the street, and also harassing you if you wear a hat or whatever too. I was going through a rather rough time back then too and just really wanted to be alone. Looking back though, I never had any inclination at all in my whole life to be aggressive to random pedestrians, not when I was hungry, sleep-deprived, 12 years old, on drugs or had an inflamed ass-rash. So nowadays I do presume that kind of thick hair they seems so proud of also grows on the inside of their skulls.

[Anonymous No.17182953]

>>17180323

The Chad Embrace or a close buzzcut. There is no other way besides Soi tier shave it all, or hair transplants.

I either have a mature hairline+baby fine blond hair or Norwood 1.5ish. I'm going lawfag, so I'll have the dough to eventually get transplants before it gets worse.

>>17181662

High and Tights would work if you're jacked.

[Anonymous No.17182958]

>>17181709
Unrelated but in documentaries of the Tupinamba in Brazil I noticed they also shaved a Norwood 7 into their heads. I wonder the reason for that.

[Anonymous No.17183372]

>>17180323

[Anonymous No.17183756]

The best cope is by not coping and keeping your hair style.

[Anonymous No.17183910]

>>17181612

[Anonymous No.17184403]

I have a friend, early-mid 20's that has a hairline receded to the top of his cranium, but otherwise keeps the sides tidy.

I honestly don't even notice it anymore, since he otherwise wears well fitting clothes.

An obvious bald spot raises the lower threshold a bit, but as long as you aren't letting yourself get fat or look sloppy, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.17184541]

>want to be beautiful man
>receeding hairline
Is finasteride my only option? I feel like you can't really be truly beautiful with a receeding hairline. I refuse to go for the shave it all off cope, because even if you end up looking good, you look good in a more rugged way.

[Anonymous No.17184576]

>be fit
>be well groomed
>be well dressed
>be skillfull

[Anonymous No.17184989]

>>17181398
most anons on here have fallen for the fearmongering memes about it instantly, irreversibly, killing your dick, despite the wide availability of information about side effects.

[Anonymous No.17185025]

>>17180323
That kind of a haircut, as a regular thing, is most effectively worn by an ethnically Japanese man who is an historical re-enactor (probably by their job working at an historic site in Japan) or somebody eccentric yet successful in their self-employment. Even historical re-enactors don't as a rule have such haircuts by personal choice through their regular lives. I would imagine most wear wigs in that style, and maybe either a bald cap, or they are bald in real life.

[Anonymous No.17185180]

>>17182833
>>17182953
>>17184541
Take the hair system pill

[Anonymous No.17185673]

>>17185180
You mean wig, fucking ''hair system'' hilarious.

[Anonymous No.17186734]

>>17185673
Ok why don’t you take the wig pill anon?
Also I’ve noticed the only people that criticize wigs are shaved baldies
>post hairline

[Anonymous No.17186782]

>>17183756
>The best cope is by not coping and keeping your hair

[Anonymous No.17186789]

GROW
IT
OUT
&
SLICK
IT
BACK

[Anonymous No.17186806]

>>17186734
I have a full head of hair, i just find you calling a fucking wig a ''hair system'' hilarious. Call it for what it is, a fucking wig.

[Anonymous No.17186808]

>>17181398
Fuck off kicked doctor.

[Anonymous No.17186829]

>>17186806
I agree the name is retarded, I can imagine someone somewhere screaming “it’s not a wig! It’s a hair system!” Lmao but why are you in a bald cope thread post hairline

[Anonymous No.17186854]

>>17184989
>>17181398
How’s that watery semen, limp dick?

[Anonymous No.17186919]

>>17186854
i dont have sex so why would i care about semen consistency ?
i think its the same as before taking 0.5mg fin a day

[Anonymous No.17186937]

>>17186919
>I don’t have sex
It’s hard out here for a Norwooda fr fr
Any other sides tho? Have you seen results?

[Anonymous No.17186962]

>>17180323
Take the Combover pill

[Anonymous No.17186968]

>>17186854
I appreciate your concern over my cum and cock, lover boy

[Anonymous No.17186971]

>>17186937
im not losing any hair anymore, been on it for a year now. no regrowth but no more hairloss either

[Anonymous No.17186991]

>>17181612

[Anonymous No.17186992]

>>17186829
I can imagine someone somewhere screaming “it’s not a wig! It’s a hair system!”
kek
>but why are you in a bald cope thread
I don't know, i am going senile, i regularly shit myself and i'm losing my mind.

[Anonymous No.17186997]

>>17180323
idec so long as you don't get a hair system, that's for faggots. I am kinda lucky in that my hair refuses to grow long and you can see it thinning in the light but indoors it looks normalish, but my hairline is still there, so I just shave it to a number zero fade or whatever you wanna call it. it looks like I shave it on purpose lol

[Anonymous No.17187043]

>>17186991
>tfw i'm the "fuck it"

[Anonymous No.17187077]

If you're not good with a buzzcut you're not good with anything

[Anonymous No.17187144]

>>17186997
I’m getting a wig just because you faggots keep whining about it

[Anonymous No.17187223]

>>17186997
>you can see it thinning in the light
what does this mean? post a pic of what it looks like. I can't tell if the whole top of my head is thinning or if I just have thin hair. it doesn't seem to be getting worse but for the last year or so my scalp is visible

[Anonymous No.17187233]

>>17180323
Bad

[Anonymous No.17187236]

>>17185673
>>17186734
>>17186806

...hair-larious

[Anonymous No.17187298]

>>17187236
https://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

[Anonymous No.17187575]

>>17184403
It's really true anon, it's also all about your presence and personality. They originally wanted Picard in a hair piece but we all know they made the right decision. Instantly goes from goofy sitcom dad to stalwart and resolute commanding officer immediately

[Anonymous No.17187581]

>>17185180
>Hair system
lmao

Wigs are fine but only if you're honest about them. Switch your wigs whenever you feel like, have different colors and styles and lengths and shit. Have no shame removing them in front of others. Unironically this is how black women treat wigs and nobody cares, it's completely accepted because they aren't hiding anything, they are just openly choosing wigs like one might choose a hat

If you get a wig and try to pretend you're not wearing a wig, what will you do when/if you ever fuck? I know the chances are very slim for most of us here, but what if it happens? What will you do? She can't run her hands through your hair or touch your head at all, you better not sweat too much or it'll slip out of place. Better not sleep over either, she'll find out lmao

You may think you look better with the wig and maybe you do. Maybe you do. But the wig has to come off sooner or later, may as well be up front about it from the very start otherwise it's going to cause you misery.

You'll never get a cute trad wife wearing a wig anon

[Anonymous No.17187710]

>>17186968
everyone deserves a healthy load

[Anonymous No.17188322]

>>17187043
same here anon, it's the only non-schizo route honestly

[Anonymous No.17188368]

>>17186854
Zinc will solve that. It makes your semen so chunky it hurts your dick when it comes out.

[Anonymous No.17188373]

>>17180323
Having curly hair and letting it fall on your forehead. Then mousse and hairspray.

[Anonymous No.17189815]

>>17186991
wait, im the normal adult male? wew

[Anonymous No.17190035]