Is it socially acceptable for a man to wear makeup over a black eye?

[Shiner No.17159705]

I got a black eye about a week ago and my eye is finally open. Unfortunately, it’s still probably another 2-3 days from being fully gone. With that in mind, I’d there anything wrong with me putting makeup over it? What are some tips to cover it up?

[Anonymous No.17159712]

>>17159705
as if males wearing makeup isn't normalized yet

[Shiner No.17159720]

>>17159712
I don’t know. No man I know does. I don’t particularly want to, but I work a job that has me dealing with the public pretty often and having a very visible black eye does not really help. Plus I’m tired of all the stares and questions.

[Anonymous No.17159733]

>>17159720
if you do the makeup well and it doesn't stand out, congrats you made it but otherwise it will look ugly and catch more attention

[Shiner No.17159738]

>>17159733
Considering that I’m a guy with literally no makeup experience before, what are the odd that I successfully cover up my black eye?

[Anonymous No.17159763]

>>17159738
it's so fucking over bro...

[Shiner No.17159773]

>>17159763
I can’t be that hard, right? Just need to cover up the purple parts with some concealer and I’ll look fine again, I’m pretty sure. Unless you have some other advice.

[Anonymous No.17159788]

black eyes are aesthetic and make you look dangerous and alpha (if you look good already otherwise you will just look like a nerd that got beat)

[Anonymous No.17159792]

>>17159705
Try it right now and see if it works. If it looks shit wash it off.

[Shiner No.17159793]

>>17159788
I’m pretty sure I fall into the latter camp (or at least I did before the swelling went down and the bruising turned black lol)

[Anonymous No.17159802]

>>17159793
your face is masculine bro. Just wear black aviator glasses while its healing and when its less swollen you can rock that black eye for the ladies, say that you gain it beating a thief

[Shiner No.17159819]

>>17159802
Huh, I hadn’t thought about it like that. My eye is currently how it looks in the original post. Is that still a little too swollen to be rocking without sunglasses?

[Anonymous No.17159869]

>>17159705
if you can find concealer that matches your skin properly in time then go for it but even if its believable (which it wont be) your eye is still swollen and you'll just look like you're making a weird face.

[Anonymous No.17159872]

>>17159705
eye licker, eye fucker, quit making these threads

[Anonymous No.17159930]

>>17159705
Stop caring, wear makeup. Tucker Carlson has more makeup than your mom and rednecks still love him.

[Anonymous No.17159939]

>>17159930
I will throw you in my DUNGEON and let you ROT for all eternity!

[Shiner No.17160547]

>>17159869
Why do you think it won’t be believable? Is the bruising just too dark for concealer to be expected to work on it right now?

[Anonymous No.17160592]

>>17159705
>I got a black eye
Who hit you?
Put your trip on.

[Anonymous No.17160622]

>>17160592
no one hit him, he lets people lick his eyeballs which gives him an infection

[Shiner No.17161038]

>>17160592
No one hit me. I was pitching during a family baseball game and I got hit in the by a line drive.

[Anonymous No.17161514]

no you faggot embrace it wear it like a trophy like a mascular man

[Anonymous No.17161554]

>>17159705
wear it with pride to show that you arent bothered u faggot

[Anonymous No.17162559]

>>17159788
>dangerous alpha
when was the last time you went outside? That shit only looks good in fiction. That includes actors playing a role. You just look like you lost a fight, lol
>>17159705
also yes stop caring so much

[Anonymous No.17162751]

>>17162559
Agree that op shouldnt care, and needs to be confident.

[Shiner No.17163337]

>>17162559
I’d prefer to not look like I lost a fight though

[Anonymous No.17163522]

nigga got his ass whooped ctfuuuu

[Anonymous No.17163535]

>>17159705
It'd be weirder to wear makeup over it. Only thing that might be of concern is at work, but if you've got a normal story and otherwise look healthy and put together, I doubt it would become an issue.

[Shiner No.17163569]

>>17163535
I work in the reception area at my internship. I’ve got work starting in an hour, should I try makeup? So far I’ve just been wearing a medical patch, but that was mainly because it was swollen shut. At least now I can see, so I don’t think I want the patch anymore

[Anonymous No.17163573]

wear an eyepatch like a pirate, big glasses, thats about all you can do to not look like a retard

[Shiner No.17163589]

>>17163573
I really want to avoid a patch. I wore one all last week since my eye looked like this, but now I can finally see. Are sunglasses really my only option?