/edc/

[Anonymous No.17069231]

/edc/ general because i don't see any but I want to see insane crap like picrel because I think it's funny

[Anonymous No.17069353]

consume

[Anonymous No.17069404]

what do you guys keep in your cars

[Anonymous No.17069538]

>>17069231
Homura did everything wrong

[Anonymous No.17069559]

>>17069231
at least post the updated version

[Anonymous No.17069561]

>>17069404
a half-crushed box of american spirits, 3 unpaid parking tickets, a long dead black ice air freshener and 2 boxes of magnum condoms

[Anonymous No.17069566]

>>17069404
box of condoms, lube (for the car), car keys

[Anonymous No.17069571]

>>17069404
sunscreen, flashlight and a handgun.

[Anonymous No.17069574]

>>17069571
i understand the flashlight and handgun, but why the sunscreen, anon?

[Anonymous No.17069576]

>>17069404
I have an old cop car with a partition I reinstalled. I have a laptop setup, along with my handgun, an american flag air freshener, and a flashlight. I also keep a shotgun in the trunk. I consistently park illegally and have never gotten a ticket.

[Anonymous No.17069577]

>>17069576
there were fake cops in my area growing up who would extort people
as long as you aren't doing that i could care less, but yeah, that was kinda fucked up

[Anonymous No.17069589]

>>17069574
I work as a part time lifeguard on beach.

[Anonymous No.17070544]

>>17069231
>>17069559
something about a decent hand gun.

its that extra layer of comfy

you didn't know you

wanted.

[Anonymous No.17070884]

These have got to be the stupidest fucking threads on this board.

[Anonymous No.17070899]

>>17069559
>>17069231
this is a tranny, right?

actual women wouldn't carry anything this nice unless their boyfriend bought it for them.

[Anonymous No.17070900]

[Anonymous No.17070904]

>>17069404
Water, a small duffel bag with a change of clothes and a waterproof poncho, flashlight, a first aid kit, and boots.

[Anonymous No.17071232]

>>17070900
This has to be up there for "most useless shit to carry"

[Anonymous No.17071335]

>14 posters
>2 pictures
Not even gonna bother getting a picture of my shit then

[Anonymous No.17071340]

>>17070899
>this is a tranny, right?
Not just a tranny, a tripfag tranny who posts as Elsa on /pol/.

[Anonymous No.17071746]

If you're not at least carrying a knife you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.17071977]

>>17069231
Bags and purses are for pussies

[Anonymous No.17071989]

>>17071977
why would you keep a cigarette pack in your back pocket?

[Anonymous No.17071993]

>>17071989
No room in the front. I only have it in the back when I'm walking somewhere. I take it out when I'm sitting, like on the bus. At home and at work it's on the counter

[Anonymous No.17071998]

>>17069559
What could this person be doing that justifies taking all of this everyday?

[Anonymous No.17071999]

>>17071993
And when it's not summer I have it in my coat

[Anonymous No.17072007]

>>17071998
serial rapist

[Anonymous No.17072022]

>>17069231
Keychain
>RS4 key
>home key
>building key
>galaxy tag
>office key
Pocket
>Fold 3 in green, no case
Bellroy Wallet
>credit card
>drivers license
>card tool
>atleast £36 (1 £20, 1 £10 and 1 £5, plus a £1 coin)
>uni card

Sometimes I'll carry a backpack/Messenger which has my laptop, charger, notebook, pens, powerbank, lunch + water bottle

When I'm in America the RS4 key replaced by a x5 fob and I carry a PKK because I'm British.

[Anonymous No.17072023]

>>17072022
Forgot to mention I wear a Fossil Gen 5 something idk. Thinking of getting the Galaxy Watch 5 Pro. If I'm in a club I'll replace the smartwatch with either Rolex or a fake Patek.

[Anonymous No.17072043]

>>17071998
EDC is always aspirational consumerism. The goal isn't to show what you carry, it's to find, purchase and photograph the perfect set of things that show exactly how you imagine others perceive you.

tl;dr - EDC is about buying things and taking pictures that you think cool

[Anonymous No.17072045]

>>17071977
>pussies
So is tobacco.

[Anonymous No.17072061]

>>17069404
$20, condoms, tire pressure gauge. nothing exciting
>>17069576
holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.17072147]

[Anonymous No.17072178]

>>17072147
>Europoors getting triggered by knives AGAIN.

Indeed.

[Anonymous No.17072183]

>>17071340
>posts as Elsa on /pol/
Jesus wept

[Anonymous No.17072187]

>>17071335
I wanna see a pic. I will put up a pic with the contents of my car duffle bag, if anybody cares

[Anonymous No.17072577]

only things i have on me these days is my phone, card holder, a key ring with keys/car key, an old benchmade knife in pocket, a s&w snub .22 in waistband

never understand people who carry shit like pens flashlights notebooks and bottle openers every day. Or more than 1 knife jesus christ

[Anonymous No.17072607]

>>17070900
can someone explain the point of the wu-tang oreo to me?

[Anonymous No.17072820]

>>17069231
whoever made the photo in the OP is living proof money cant buy taste
>putting threaded barrel in just for the photo
>OP34, a poorfag cope brand bootlicker item, and in the worst color
>non-vero beach Microtech
>TI with tiny buttons and awful screen visibility in sunlight
>non titanium flashlight
>carries 2 knives but neither of them have sturdy tip or edge geometry or are capable of prying
>carries 2 knives, a ruler and scissors but not a multitool or prybar
>doesnt fully commit to the old clunky tech by carrying a Toughbook, uses a faggy shitty surfacebook instead
>no mouse or external touchpad for the laptop
>$500 scratch magnet pencil extender with no retention mechanism instead of the superior taschenbleistifte
>non vintage ligne 2
>doesnt have the sterling silver pen to match the pencil
>eraser is spotless
>carries an eraser when there's an eraser already in the pencil end cap
>high precision ruler but no protective carrying case to prevent bending chipping or warping
>using mitutoyo and not incra in the first place
only things that are nice are the scissors, the pins the umbrella and the walkie talkie. just those 4 items alone are more /fa than this entire ensemble

[Anonymous No.17072825]

>>17072820
Not that I disagree, but they literally have a $25,000 watch in this image >>17069559 so I don't know if the watch is proof of a "poorfag" cope.

[Anonymous No.17073358]

hello from /k/

[Anonymous No.17073548]

>>17073358
Pretty good, other than that shitty M12.

[Anonymous No.17073553]

>>17069559
I always wondered if they really walk around with all of this on them.

[Anonymous No.17073580]

>>17069231
>4 locking picking kits
>4 writing devices
>2 knives
>2 notebooks
>a parade of usb keys and obsolete electronics
OP's pic is full of junk

[Anonymous No.17074003]

>>17069589
hm that's pretty cool. do you have to pass a swim test every year?

[Anonymous No.17074140]

>>17069559
>>17069231
These images always make me laugh uncontrollably. I can't even fathom how fucking autistic this person is.

[Anonymous No.17074145]

>>17071977
>can't sit down without stabbing yourself with your keys, crushing your lighter and your cigarettes
How does it feel to be sub-80 IQ?

[Anonymous No.17074417]

>>17074145
unless he's got a carabiner and puts the keys on a belt loop. I do that most of the time

[Anonymous No.17074726]

>*inhales*

>inb4 handgun larp
>inb4 meme knives (butterfly, fixed blade)
>inb4 a million fucking tiny things nobody would ever need
>inb4 ridge meme wallet
>inb4 canvas wallet
>inb4 black leather gloves, ski mask, rope, etc
>inb4 multiple phones
>inb4 chang-backdoored noname phone with 30 cameras
>inb4 cash like a retarded boomer
>inb4 makeup (L O N D O N)
>inb4 cigarettes get cancer fggt
>inb4 mouth fedoras (pipe or vape pen)
>inb4 busriders post their faggy card
>inb4 multitool faggotry muh pliers never know when you're gonna need to open a wine bottle or file something down eh
>inb4 weebshit candies or mints
>inb4 non-apple wireless earbuds
>inb4 a hundred fucking keys on a belt clip to larp as a janitor
>inb4 blocking key profile like it fucking matters
>inb4 some obscure shit nobody can identify so people can ask about it and OP can feel cool
>inb4 muh lucky coin/talisman/buttplug/etc
>inb4 a full size fucking laptop (especially a thinkpad)
>inb4 faggy flip phones because muh retro technology
>inb4 nokia phone from 2003
>inb4 nobullychan
>inb4 field notes like a boy scout nerd
>inb4 OC spray like a woman
>inb4 brass knuckles like an edgy teenager
>inb4 strobe flashlight
>inb4 zippo
>inb4 nato strap
>inb4 g-shock like a fucking middle schooler
>inb4 muh fountain pen
>inb4 le pocket amp for muh IEMs

[Anonymous No.17074808]

>>17072820
Only uncivilized barbarian savages use the erasers on their pencils. Why the hypercritical sourfag cope, EDClet?

[Anonymous No.17075203]

I don't get the fetishization of having 3 separate multi tools, 2 folding knives, markers, multiple tactical pens and a tournicate neatly packed away in a man purse. Not to mention fucking... coins... and fidget things? Wat.

[Anonymous No.17075353]

>>17075203
Car: Skeletool on passenger side (it fits in a little pocket that hangs off my ac vent, but honestly, I hate it cuz it doesn't fit well in my hand), Wave+ in glove compartment, Free P2 in trunk
work backpack: two Waves and a Raptor
hiking backpack, which I generally keep in my car: Free P2
kitchen: Juice C2
Most of these were purchased at various pawn shops in my state; I've kinda made it a habit to check whenever I am traveling, because they're useful but also retain their value pretty well in case I ever wanna sell them all
as to why I have two in my work bag, I have needed two pairs of pliers to loosen something really tight. I've also had to lend a pair to someone from maintenance or from another department and don't wanna be without the other
I also carry a ratcheting stubby multi-bit screw driver for tightening/loosening hose clamps. I'm thinking of getting rid of it and getting some ratcheting wrenches, though, unless i can find a really small t-handle nut driver. need more torque

[Anonymous No.17075371]

>>17075353
you're a dentist?

[Anonymous No.17075422]

>>17075371
no I work as a nurse
I joke with new people that I'm an interior designer, a plumber, and a nurse, cuz you really have to do all 3 to do my job

[Anonymous No.17075430]

>>17075422
>I work as a nurse

[Anonymous No.17075450]

>>17075430
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2 year degree, make 6 figures, can't complain

[Anonymous No.17075455]

>>17075450
Everyone knows you're a prostitute, ma'am

[Anonymous No.17075464]

>>17075455
I'm a dude. Comes in handy when there's a belligerent patient. Also, Indo-Pak docs prefer talking to men, for some reason

[Anonymous No.17075472]

>>17075464
because they know women are retarded

[Anonymous No.17075477]

>>17075472
because they need some patient diapers changed stat

[Anonymous No.17075672]

guess my profession :3

[Anonymous No.17075805]

>>17075672
faggot?

[Anonymous No.17075849]

>>17075672
burger flipper

[Anonymous No.17075861]

>>17071998
they're a teacher in the midwest. max larp

[Anonymous No.17075864]

What is the point of carrying all this stuff? Genuine question. Is it the challenge of finding a way to carry all of it as efficiently as possible? To be like Batman? How do you guys not ruin the lines on your pants carrying so much, don't the pockets bulge out? I'm trying to find a way to carry even LESS shit, so if someone could recommend an extremely minimal wallet that isn't shit, that'd be great. I carry like 5 bills max and 4 cards, with 2 of them thinner than credit cards. I also carry 2 keys on a small ring, if anyone can come up with a minimization for that as well. I figure phone and wireless earbuds are a lost cause though, because I see no way to make them smaller.

[Anonymous No.17075868]

flashlights and massive or multiple knives will always be a larp to me. I carry a small douk douk and even I still feel like a larper ocasionally

[Anonymous No.17075890]

>>17075672
trap

[Anonymous No.17075906]

>Discrete anime phone case arrived
>It is for iPhone 6-7, and my new phone is the same size as my old 7
>Turns out my old phone was actually the "7 Pro Deluxe Omicron Variant + Special Edition 4.0 + 3.0 You can (not) use a fucking ruler", a cm longer
>"No refunds, baka gaijin"
Well, shit. Are there any bands I can look into for a book case for iPhone13? I'm giving Amazon a look but it is mostly glitter shit or overcomplicated. My Old phone survived five years with no case and not a single scratch, so I on only getting a case for aesthetics and to have cute anime keychains.
I got the Product Red color because I like the color and "LMAO, AIDS" What color would look better?

[Anonymous No.17075907]

>>17075864
theyre obese and disgustingly weak individuals who try to buy their masculinity via tools obtained in monthly man crates

[Anonymous No.17075950]

I'm white.

[Anonymous No.17075978]

>>17075950
Got that shit wicked nice anon

[Anonymous No.17075993]

>>17069404
A 10 feet rope and 2 dildos.

[Anonymous No.17075996]

>>17075950
Does your wife like you to spend your time playing videotroniks?

[Anonymous No.17076205]

>>17072607
i was thinking the same thing

[Anonymous No.17076213]

>>17069231
Just the essentials for me, I don't like to weigh myself down with all the bs these edc guys tote around thinking they'll use it

[Anonymous No.17076262]

>>17075996
if I'm happy then my wife and her boyfriend are also happy

[Anonymous No.17076291]

>>17069231
I bet OP is unbearable to be around for any lenght of time.

[Anonymous No.17076292]

>>17069559
NICE!
NEW EDC PRINCESSS

[Anonymous No.17076298]

>>17069559
hate it or not, you can't deny this person has taste

[Anonymous No.17076342]

>>17076298
>children's toys mixed with adult weapons and anime bullshit
>taste

Leave.

[Anonymous No.17076365]

>>17076342
wear little dangly cross earrings dont make you interesting zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.17076387]

r8 n h8

[Anonymous No.17076429]

>>17075672
professional faggot

[Anonymous No.17076445]

>>17075950
>retarded bracelet
>faggot vape
>muh gameboy
i can just tell you're an absolutely insufferable person to be around

[Anonymous No.17076449]

>>17076213
>that blown out underwear
anon, you're supposed to replace your underwear every 6 months

[Anonymous No.17076563]

>>17069231
Any other brands with high quality 300pg notebooks?

[Anonymous No.17076621]

>>17075672
Admin on a burmese rodent trap testing forum

[Anonymous No.17076626]

>>17076621
you're close

[Anonymous No.17076685]

>>17075464
the indian who owns the 711 at my corner always looks up at me and asks me if i'd like a receipt when my gf is the one paying

[Anonymous No.17077211]

[Anonymous No.17077245]

>>17077211
does a bear shit in the woods?
after 48 mountain dews and 96 energy bars he shits wherever he wants!

[Anonymous No.17077269]

>>17077245
*mountains of dew

[Anonymous No.17077317]

>>17076387
> 2 guns and a reload
I would sure feel safe with you at the 7-11, anon. Godblez.

[Anonymous No.17077324]

This, your keys, your wallet.
All you will ever need.

[Anonymous No.17077363]

>>17072043
EDC is mostly to flaunt stuff and make fun of autists, picture related
>>17069559
that's even worse
>>17072178
what do "Europoors" have anything to do with knives? I mean I think it's retarded to carry one unless you're hiking, camping or scuba-diving but that's about it. Oh and they're also a shit option for defense, guns and pepper spray or gtfo
>>17073358
nice meme, now git out
>>17075672
hustler
>>17076213
I like the universal key
>>17076387
drop the knife and get a decent flashlight instead, otherwise ok
>>17077211
not enough butterfly knives
>>17077324
assuming you're lucky enough to never have an encounter with muggers or a bear

[Anonymous No.17077622]

literally nothing else

[Anonymous No.17077838]

>Back pocket
So you never sit ?

[Anonymous No.17077892]

>>17075672
Bussy wholesaler

[Anonymous No.17078015]

>>17077838
back pocket isnt where my ass is on the chair, slightly above, also I have good posture so it doesnt jab into my ass or press buttons the key

[Anonymous No.17078031]

>>17070900
It lacks some gummy bears, maybe one or two firecrackers, and some cute rocks, for maximum autismo points.

[Anonymous No.17078040]

>>17072178
>Hey anon, nice pooch you're carying with you! What's in there?
>C-cute k-knives!
>Good for you anon! Now it's time to take your meds.

[Anonymous No.17078042]

>>17075422
are you a fucking landl*rd?

[Anonymous No.17078048]

>>17077363
>europoors
you can't legally carry a knife in most of europe so some don't understand or are jealous of those that can carry one
>I think it's retarded to carry one unless
if you carried one you'd know how useful they can be. also some people have jobs where smaller blade simply won't cut it.
>shit option for defense
agreed

[Anonymous No.17078056]

The jewelry and the knife are sentimental, though the latter gets used regularly.
Wallet goes in my front right pocket, and the phone I took this with goes in my back left.
>>17076387
Based
>>17075950
>Minish Cap
Ahhh.... A man of culture
>>17075672
Homosexual cock-sleeve
>>17071340
>Elsa on /pol/
I've always been a fan of his edc pics but this knowledge is making me reconsider.

[Anonymous No.17078178]

>>17077622
same. what more would you need besides a knife maybe?

[Anonymous No.17078198]

>>17069576
LARP

[Anonymous No.17078211]

>>17069559
is that a fucking cane in the top right

[Anonymous No.17078274]

>>17078048
I carry a knife when hiking/camping/innawoods/scuba diving, it's legal to do so. The only knife-like thing I need for my job is a letter opener, it's rather fancy and it makes me want to stab some clients in the eyeballs, would also work against skinwalkers if they're vulnerable to silver

[Anonymous No.17078403]

>>17075672
white female dog walker

[Anonymous No.17078420]

Watch changes, but its usually between another Omega and this one.

[Anonymous No.17078529]

>>17078042
yep, I'm your landlord.

[Anonymous No.17079101]

[Anonymous No.17079961]

>>17076262
lololololol

[Anonymous No.17080154]

what pockets am I supposed to put all this shit in?

[Anonymous No.17080456]

>>17080154
one dog can hold each stupid thing
dog-walk to afford more stupid things

[Anonymous No.17080462]

>>17069404
Everything since I live in mine. My clothes take up the most space, followed by cooking stuff.

[Anonymous No.17080465]

>>17077211
>no fly rod
anon...

[Anonymous No.17080474]

>>17080462
t-pain had a funny interview where he talked about how to live in your car
https://youtu.be/QsI0tDQM0aA?t=240

[Anonymous No.17080557]

>>17075950
I was about to ask if you forgot to show the buttplug too but it’s probably in use, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.17081483]

How/Why would you carry so much excess shit around?

>phone #1 (actual phone stuff)
>phone #2 (music and passwords backup)
>wallet (regular leather bifold)
>keys
>pocket knife (kershaw folding cleaver)

Sometimes I'll bring a messenger bag with my laptop and some cables/boot disks but that's fucking it.

[Anonymous No.17081540]

>>17081483
gee bill, two phones?

[Anonymous No.17081557]

>>17079101
> Massive attack on a Walkman
My fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.17082095]

>>17074726

[Anonymous No.17082312]

>>17077324
What is weird thing on right?

[Anonymous No.17082322]

>>17082312
looks like a knife sheath

[Anonymous No.17082341]

>keys
>phone
>wallet

if its sunny I take my sunglasses


seeth on

[Anonymous No.17084189]

>>17079101

> Massive of-a-fag

[OP No.17084327]

>dildo
>lube

[Anonymous No.17085556]

hi

[Anonymous No.17085772]

>>17071746
>>17075672
>>17085556
Why the book?

[Anonymous No.17086353]

>>17071746
Chicagofag go home

[Anonymous No.17086355]

>>17071746
Why are you afraid to carry a gun?

[Anonymous No.17087079]

Not pictured in the photo is a btr5 with a pair of blob bl03

[Anonymous No.17087233]

>tfw EDC $7-8k worth of stuff in a town where muggings by immigrant street gangs are becoming more and more common

[Anonymous No.17087855]

>>17069231

[Anonymous No.17088214]

>>17072178
ID on the fixed blade

[Anonymous No.17088226]

i carry my wallet, phone and keys like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.17088479]

>>17088226
Sounds like you live a pretty tame life.

[Anonymous No.17088550]

>>17069404
glasses
sunglasses
maps
lighters i forgot to put back in my pocket
registration
owner's manual
garbage
several pint bottles of kentucky gentleman stashed all over so i never have to lose my buzz on the road
expired condoms

[Anonymous No.17088608]

>>17076449
It's for emergency use only :)

[Anonymous No.17089231]

>>17069231
>>17069559

Nobully-chan is out there buying $45,000 watches with daddy's money >>17089162 meanwhile I work a minimum wage job.

When are we murdering the rich?

[Anonymous No.17089272]

>>17089231
money cant buy taste, news at 11

[Anonymous No.17089684]

>>17071340
Elsa of Arendelle (Tranny Flag) is the super consoomer EDC poster?? I guess I should've expected that

[Anonymous No.17089686]

>>17069404
A pair of sunglasses
A copy of the same pair of sunglasses, but in near pristine condition
Two light jackets
A backpack
Nitrile gloves
Microfiber cloths
Interior detailer
A fire extinguisher
A drill
A hacksaw

[Anonymous No.17089710]

>>17089686
Are you me

[Anonymous No.17089714]

>>17069559
ID on gun pls?

[Anonymous No.17089829]

>>17079101
>PVD

[Anonymous No.17090009]

>>17075672
post-apocalyptic faggot sex-slave

[Anonymous No.17090222]

>>17087855
>black candle
>smudge bundles
anon, that's not very christian

[Anonymous No.17090275]

>>17089714
Wilson Combat SFX9 HC 3.25".

[Anonymous No.17090290]

Do you honestly need anything else?
Phone is a one plus 9 pro (which I regret getting)

[Anonymous No.17090292]

>>17090290
I need a gun to defend myself, as is my God given right.

[Anonymous No.17090299]

>>17076365
Liking Cowboy Bebop or FLCL doesn't mean you have taste faggot

[Anonymous No.17090303]

>>17087079
I like how you held your phone so you don't show your ugly face

[Anonymous No.17090359]

>>17090303
Unironically do you expect me to post my face on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.17090362]

>>17078420
Nice watch, what car do you drive, a Nissan rouge?

[Anonymous No.17090986]

>>17090292
>Bones Reds

[Anonymous No.17091615]

>>17090275
Cool thanks

[Anonymous No.17091629]

>>17077211
Do you drink all those Mountain Dews everyday?

[Anonymous No.17091635]

>>17090290
Anytime Fitness, a fellow man of culture

[Anonymous No.17091716]

>>17090362
Nah, a Nissan Maxima.

[Anonymous No.17091878]

>>17085772
journals are essential. no fuck the notes app just writing shit down is good enough

[Anonymous No.17091881]

lmg. u need more?

[Anonymous No.17091889]

>>17078420
chase sapphire running like 80k bonus rn

[Anonymous No.17092140]

>>17087855
Best EDC

[Anonymous No.17093241]

>>17091889
Nice, I got a targeted offer when I got mine, keep holding off from applying until they asked me if I wanted one.

[Anonymous No.17093316]

>>17075450
>6 figures
I guess you've been working a while or live somewhere expensive. I just started as an RN and I'm going to make half of that.

[Anonymous No.17093611]

>>17093241
yeah its a disgusting offer, 17% back on first $4000 spent basically - ($800 bonus-$100 fee)/$4000 spend

[Anonymous No.17093615]

>carrying guns and knives when all you do is walk to your gentrified neighborhood to pick up your iced coffee
so is this a compensating thread or a white victim complex one?