/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.17046927]

Anyone else in /fa/ chudmaxxing? I've made a notebook reminding me to do this and have been doing it for around a year. TONS of girls are showing interest in me lately, not even joking, but I am autistic so I can never make it work.
Anyway here is my method (Only works if you are white):

>Get the chud (non-prescription) glasses and haircut
>Wear the exact same costume as Patrick in his trial, bought 3 so I can wear them every time I go out
>Shave every morning
>Exfoliate and wash face, eat healthy and work out
>Racist thoughts 24/7 but never act on them, intensity will determine how ideal your facial expressions will end up
>Frown out of disgust when you see anyone ethnic
>Speak in an overly formal manner in even the most casual of conversations
>NEVER use a phone in public, read questionable books any chance you get (Goebbels diaries, Mein Kampf, answer "I am just studying them" if confronted)

Old people smile at me and girls keep trying to talk to me if I ever ask them even something as simple as the time. Though I am running out of books to read in public as I use the bus a lot and have simply read all of my collection.

[Anonymous No.17046934]

Whats the use if you cant make it work? All that makes u is a nazi with no bitches

[Anonymous No.17046937]

"chud" is the fakest, most artificial insult that reddit has ever created. There's absolutely nothing insulting about being called a chud.

[Anonymous No.17046943]

>>17046937
Cope

[Anonymous No.17046957]

>>17046937

[Anonymous No.17046963]

>>17046934
Everyone seems to respect me much more now, it has just made my social life better. it's a fresh, easy to do style that has improved my life. Also it's not fake in the slightest, I love being this way
I could probably get a gf it just wouldn't last, that's why I am hesitant to continue things with women

[Anonymous No.17046970]

>>17046937
unironically true, it's so forced and never made me seethe

[Anonymous No.17046979]

>>17046970
>i-its forced!!!

[Anonymous No.17046986]

>>17046979
>proving his point

[Anonymous No.17047013]

>>17046979
post body

[Anonymous No.17047019]

I thought "chud" was just another word for "chad".
I took it as a compliment.

What you are posting is an incel.

[Anonymous No.17047026]

Chud is the most succesfull libtard meme since DRUMPF.

[Anonymous No.17047031]

>>17047019
if you know you're wrong, you should probably stop wrongly correcting people, no?

[Anonymous No.17047032]

>>17046937
Chud just means angry racist incels, and hits the mark perfectly every time it's used (tell me honestly, are you not an angry racist incel?)

whereas chuds will usually reply to it with "tranny!!" which is nonsensical in most cases (realistically how many actual troons are here?)

[Anonymous No.17047036]

>>17047019
why would anyone call someone like you a chad lol

[Anonymous No.17047048]

>>17046927
>>Exfoliate and wash face, eat healthy and work out
How is that chudmaxxing, chuds dont do that

[Anonymous No.17047050]

>>17047036
Why not? I identify as a sigma chad.

[Anonymous No.17047051]

Reminder that most of /pol/ is non-white so the chud """insult""" washes over them. Reddit is literally powerless.

[Anonymous No.17047053]

>>17047051
Whats that got to do with it tho

[Anonymous No.17047061]

>>17047048
To pull off a sophisticated style you have to look clean

[Anonymous No.17047067]

>>17047061
You are an amateur, if you wanna properly chudmax you need to have greasy ass skin and hair at all times and never work out or do any sports

[Anonymous No.17047382]

>>17046937
the meme was probably intended to be seethe inducing but it actually makes me smile and laugh
I am a CHUD SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD

[Anonymous No.17047388]

>>17047067
people like you shouldn't be allowed to use the internet. you didn't even understand the fucking joke he was making

[Anonymous No.17047446]

>>17046937
BASED
IT SURE FUCKING ISN'T
>BRING IT DOWN
>DEFUND THE FBI
>REPEAL THE NFA

[Anonymous No.17047457]

>>17046957
>subtly crops out "atrocities by the Allies and especially the Red Army"
I certainly hope you don't read up on that, it'll harm your WW2-era propagandist-influenced world view.

[Anonymous No.17047780]

>>17046937
It's actually the only thing they've ever created that is good. It fits perfectly. Even as a chud I like to call people chud.

[Anonymous No.17047832]

>black vans

[Anonymous No.17047894]

>>17046937
It, like chad, like virgin, like tranny, is a word that gives you a lot more information about the person's saying the word than the thing it's attempting to describe, which is why I love people using it.

[Anonymous No.17047951]

>chudmaxxing
>maxxing
>maxx
>max

[Anonymous No.17048030]

>>17047032
>Chud just means angry racist incels, and hits the mark perfectly every time it's used (tell me honestly, are you not an angry racist incel?)

>whereas chuds will usually reply to it with "tranny!!" which is nonsensical in most cases (realistically how many actual troons are here?)

[Anonymous No.17048036]

>>17046927
>>17046943
>>17046957
>>17046963
>>17046979
Hey trannies, this is your future.

[Anonymous No.17048043]

I’ve seen chud used so much ironically by rwers that I forget there are still actual people out there that use it unironically as an insult and it’s just impossible not to laugh when you see someone use it out in the wild. Personally though, chudjak is a gem. I love that little nigga and he always brightens up my day when I see him

[Anonymous No.17048046]

>>17046927
One day you will wake up and realize you are just castrated 30yo faggot that everybody hates and avoids. You will take a look in a mirror and finally snap and hang yourself.

[Anonymous No.17048131]

>>17046927
You're making me self-conscious about it...
How do you DE-CHUD yourself?

I've already decided this morning to get rid of my casio watches and to let grow my beard grow more.

I'm also on the fence about polo shirts, i've got 3 new polos i bought this month :-(

[Anonymous No.17048396]

>>17047051

[Anonymous No.17048412]

>>17047032
>>17048030
Settle down, settle down.