/wt/ - watch thread

[Anonymous No.17046773]

pillar of /wt/ edition

Guides and Info:
> Poorfag guide: https://m.imgur.com/a/NFMXDuK
> Watch essentials 102: https://pastebin.com/Rc77hhXV (embed) (embed)
> Purchasing used watches: https://pastebin.com/f44aJKy2 (embed) (embed)
> Purchasing straps: https://pastebin.com/SwRysprE (embed) (embed)
> List of space watches: https://pastebin.com/Te6PNzxr (embed) (embed)
> /wt/ Pasta: https://pastebin.com/GBLwAm0f (embed) (embed)

Should I buy this MVMT / DW / "minimalist" fashion watch?
> https://imgur.com/a/6CNO8

Should I buy this Armani / Michael Kors / mall watch?
> https://imgur.com/a/Sw1FsAn

"Suggest a watch for me."
> Your budget
> Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot
> Movement, e.g. automatic, hand-wound, quartz
> Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd-time zone
> Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet
> Wrist size or desired watch size

Old thread:
>>17044696

[Anonymous No.17046786]

Best casio

[Anonymous No.17046795]

I'm bored so I'm going to shill some new Casios. New Oceanus OCW-S5000EK-1A decorated using the same technology found in your grandmas fancy glassware.

[Anonymous No.17046801]

I saw the new green lefty gmt master at DavidSW today.

[Anonymous No.17046803]

mfw there are only three or four gshocks that are
>Screwback
>Solar
>MultiBand
>No kiketooth
>Analog

And they're all ugly as shit.

[Anonymous No.17046807]

Has any microshitter ripped off a JLC Polaris yet? Dual Crown divers seem way more common now but I haven't seen an affordable one with sexy applied numerals like this.

[Anonymous No.17046808]

>>17046795
There is also another collaboration with Briefing, the OCW-T4000BRE-5A, and yes it comes with a laptop case (this is not a joke).

[Anonymous No.17046810]

>>17046795
>2 grand for a casio

[Anonymous No.17046811]

How to deal with the consoooomer trap? I just want to plan my collection, buy it all in a relatively short time frame, then enjoy it.
On the other hand I think that I should spread the purchases out over a few months, but financially it doesn't make a difference.

[Anonymous No.17046812]

[Anonymous No.17046813]

Cope, if you must.

[Anonymous No.17046814]

>>17046812
japan is in desperate need of another nuke

[Anonymous No.17046818]

Never forget

[Anonymous No.17046820]

[Anonymous No.17046821]

>>17046811
If you can afford it then do what you want. But I would suggest waiting at very least a couple weeks between watches so that you know for sure that you actually want them. Also I am assuming that these are sub~1000 dollar watches. If you're talking about luxury shit, then I have no idea and disregard everything I have just typed.

[Anonymous No.17046827]

>FUGG

[Anonymous No.17046830]

I just bought a JLC on Chrono24 bros, pray for me

[Anonymous No.17046831]

>>17046807
Baltig has a few that look like that, but you're not going to get finishing like the JLC: the applied numerals, the differing textures on the hands, the three different textures on the rotating ring, hour track and center.

There was an anon here who had one just like that. He used to post here pretty regularly, but he's fucked off. He declared he liked where his collection was and bid us all adieu.

[Anonymous No.17046836]

>>17046810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ZbkZMDwj8

[christfag !ThPewEggdM No.17046838]

>>17046830
>pray for me

k

[Anonymous No.17046839]

[Anonymous No.17046841]

>>17046811
>How to deal with the consoooomer trap? I just want to plan my collection, buy it all in a relatively short time frame, then enjoy it.
>On the other hand I think that I should spread the purchases out over a few months, but financially it doesn't make a difference.
Planning first and foremost is the most important part. Guys with giant collections that are all over the place are that way because they make impulse purchases.

- Pick the only the watches that you like. Do not consider any backups or cope-pieces or just-as-good. Along that path lies only "upgrading", "the watch journey", and consoooming. If you can't afford what you want right now, save up.
- Be conscious of the reason you want each of your watches. That reason can be "I need a dress watch" or "I think the movement is beautiful" but if you just click Buy It Now on a good deal without asking yourself why you want the watch in the first place, it will end up clogging up your watch box.

tl;dr: don't cope, don't buy on impulse.

[Anonymous No.17046842]

>>17046803
u don't need half of that stuff

[Anonymous No.17046845]

>>17046821
You assumed correctly. I wore $50 quartz watches, then one day in college the strap broke and I decided that I don't need them anymore because I have the time on my phone. Now I got back into watches, as accessories/jewelry mostly, and bought my first "expensive" $250 watch. So far I like it very much and I have a good idea about what kind of watchrs I want aesthetically. That's why for now I am doing some research and comparing various brands and models.

[Anonymous No.17046846]

>>17046842
Once you go screw down caseback G-SHOCK there is no going back

[Anonymous No.17046851]

>>17046846
not that anon, care to elaborate - is the idea of getting screwbacks to maintain them yourself, or to mod them ?

[Anonymous No.17046854]

>>17046811
>On the other hand I think that I should spread the purchases out over a few months

That's very shortsighted

[Anonymous No.17046857]

>>17046795
>anus

[Anonymous No.17046858]

>>17046851
No it's just because they are shiny and look cool on reddit posts

[Anonymous No.17046862]

>>17046858
>No it's just because they are shiny and look cool on reddit posts

lol cheers - didn't realise that was a thing

[Anonymous No.17046863]

>>17046811
>I just want to plan my collection, buy it all in a relatively short time frame, then enjoy it.
Anon, you literally have no idea what you will enjoy. I planed my whole collection and even wrote it down before I bought anything. The first watch I enjoyed for a long while but once I bought my second one that I didn't plan on buying my entire list of priorities completely changed. Even now I'm winding down my collection and focusing on what I really enjoy. Someone else would keep the watches I'm getting rid of and get rid of the ones I'm keeping. The only way to know for sure is to experience them. From every watch I buy I learn something. Sometimes I learn what I like about it and sometimes I learn what I don't like about it. If you knew you could just save your money and buy it but that is hard to do without owning it first.
This guy >>17046821 is right. It's all about what you like.
This guy >>17046841 is a retard. You can't plan anything without first hand knowledge and experience. It would be like trying to plan a military invasion without any experience.

[Anonymous No.17046864]

>>17046857
You must be new

[Anonymous No.17046867]

>>17046827
>please understand sir, although this is a very nice fake, but we're Panerai AD here and we can't service it for you, very sorry sir, next time buy it from me
>but you were the one to sell it to me
>no sir, please understand, good day

[Anonymous No.17046869]

>>17046867
i don't know this meme, got any sauce?
i only know the fake pic on instagram

[Anonymous No.17046871]

>>17046854
How so?

[Anonymous No.17046878]

>>17046846
I disagree. Screwbacks are heavier and thicker, but offer nothing extra in terms of specs. The exact same shock resistance, the exact same depth rating.
It's a neat little historic thing for Casio nerds, but in the real world, all it is is less comfortable.

What you should do instead is build a Featherlight.
Get a GW-S5600-1JF (the one with the carbon strap) then add the strap from the GW-5000 and the bezel from the GW-M5600.

That's the ultimate square for people who actually wear their watches and don't just post them on reddit.

[Anonymous No.17046881]

>>17046863
So to sum up your post:

>I tried to plan
>I failed and consooomed instead
>Now I'm desperately liquidating my collection and taking a bath on every sale.

Sounds like you planned poorly. Don't assume every anon is a retard just because you are.

[Anonymous No.17046882]

>>17046864
>t. seething

[Anonymous No.17046883]

>OCEANUS
Ok-CEao-ANUS

[Anonymous No.17046884]

>>17046803
Why do you care about it not having bluetooth? You can turn it off

>>17046807
Oh a non-blue oceanus? This is uncharted territory

[Anonymous No.17046886]

>>17046864
You must be new

[Anonymous No.17046885]

>>17046851
You mean with actual screws on the back or a lid that screws into the body (with those tiny notches for the tool)?
As for the first: I don't know; and the second: easier to open, you'll get less scratches on it. The clamp ons are annoying to open and me myself, as well as the service guy, scratched them.

[Anonymous No.17046889]

>>17046857
>>17046864
>>17046886
>anus
>assio
looks like a pattern

[Anonymous No.17046892]

>>17046884
Not him, but not only is the Bluetooth function pointless, the difference in fonts on the watch really triggers my watch autism, genuinely hate it.

[Anonymous No.17046894]

>>17046892
kek based

[Anonymous No.17046895]

>>17046885
"Screwback" refers to the old style where the caseback was threaded into the case like a Rolex.
The first G-Shocks were like that but are now just held down with 4 screws. A few years ago, Casio reintroduced the screwback for some anniversary models and has retained it for their most expensive squares.

[Anonymous No.17046896]

I tried the smaller PRX and it looks very small to me. I'm maybe too used to the bigger one.

Could the small one look good on me if this is the 40mm one?

[Anonymous No.17046899]

>>17046895
>A few years ago, Casio reintroduced the screwback for some anniversary models and has retained it for their most expensive squares.

That's very generous of Casio to give us a screwdown caseback and then upcharge the watch by 500% just for a different colored resin and dial.

[Anonymous No.17046905]

>>17046892
It's not useless for everybody. You can't get signal in many places, or maybe you need to take off the watch at night and leave it close to a window for it to be able to sync, which is a hassle. Bluetooth solves this for many people.
But yeah the font is unfortunate in that square. However in some model it's just a little icon

[Anonymous No.17046906]

>>17046896
if that's the 40 on you, i think you'd maybe find the 36 a bit too teeny

40 looks good though: how you finding it ?

[Anonymous No.17046908]

>>17046899
They are making some money by fleecing idiots. That's fair. They still make plenty of pieces that are exactly as durable and exactly as accurate but for reasonable money like the GW-M5610.

[Anonymous No.17046912]

[Anonymous No.17046917]

>>17046905
Yeah, I get that, maybe should have said it's pointless for me, I'm in the UK and get a perfect signal for the time sync, I've had the watch for a year and haven't had to touch it to adjust the time, this pleases my watch autism immensely.

[Anonymous No.17046924]

>>17046878
You're fucking retarded. You buy a watch with a carbon fiber strap that is responsible for the majority of the cost of the watch and the whole reason the watch exists then you get rid of it. You can buy a fucking DW-5600 and it's only a few grams heavier and save $300. The only part that is actually lighter on a GW-S5600 is the backplate you retard so just get that.

Also screwbacks only add like .2mm and they feel like any other watch that is not a plastic G-Shock because that is how most watches are designed.

[Anonymous No.17046925]

>>17046912
>zenith
kys

[Anonymous No.17046936]

wearing my fake fp de journe to my date at olive garden

[Anonymous No.17046938]

>>17046899
What the hell are you talking about? Basic screwbacks are not even twice the price of the first G-Shock.

[Anonymous No.17046940]

>>17046936
kek

[Anonymous No.17046946]

>>17046924
The lightness comes from also having a titanium case back, not steel. But you obviously knew that, because you're flinging around the word retard like a monkey in the primate house at the zoo.

[Anonymous No.17046948]

>>17046946
You don't even know how to read. I called you a retard in jest but you just made it fact.
>>17046924
>The only part that is actually lighter on a GW-S5600 is the backplate you retard so just get that.

[Anonymous No.17046949]

>>17046924
Wow. It's actually kind of amazing that someone not liking what you like is causing you such discomfort. I had thought people had gotten over the idea of taking shit on the internet personally, but every year there's always more 12 years, each group a little more hispanic than the last.

[Anonymous No.17046954]

So are these Casiofag hissyfits what /wt/ was like when it was on /g/?

[Anonymous No.17046956]

>>17046949

[Anonymous No.17046971]

>>17046954
>So are these Casiofag hissyfits what /wt/ was like when it was on /g/?
Basically yes. It got kicked off /g/ because mechanical watches are not /g/ enough and the Casio fags have the technological understanding of an orangutan.

[Anonymous No.17046972]

>>17046821
>>17046841
>>17046863
>>17046881
Thanks for the advice. Yes, I'll go with more planning for the moment, with some pauses in between: the part where I want everything at once is probably an impulse and should be less prominent once the planning is completed

[Anonymous No.17046976]

>>17046972
Out of curiosity, what sort of pieces are you looking to buy?

[Anonymous No.17046987]

>>17046925
Ass: blasted
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17046988]

>>17046820
The LHD is just so much better

[Anonymous No.17046993]

what does /wt/ think of this quartz AP cope? I unironically like it, and don't tell me to buy an automatic. just under $1500USD

[Anonymous No.17046994]

>>17046811
>enjoy it
Buy reps, simple as. Only mongoloids that actually fall for targeted marketing would buy gens, and they never enjoy them, spending $6k on a $150 to prop up a huge advertising scheme just isn't enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.17046995]

>>17046993
If you like it, buy it. Even stopping to consider what a bunch of anonymous schizos think about your watch is probably unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.17046996]

doxabros... which are we choosing??

[Anonymous No.17046997]

Wants to actually use his watch: G-Shock

Wants a mechanical: Hamilton

Wants to invest: Rolex, Patek, VC, Mille

Everything else is worthless

[Anonymous No.17046999]

>>17046906
It's the perfect watch to me, but I had the feeling I wanted it to be vintage correct in size. The 35mm looked girly on me though, or so it felt. Maybe I'd get used to it.

[Anonymous No.17047000]

I went to A Panera AD and they wouldn’t even show me any luminors. They kept trying to sell me French onion soup. Worst ad experience.

[Anonymous No.17047001]

>>17046993
>1500 for a quartz from an unknown brand
Your money

[Anonymous No.17047002]

>>17046997
>Mille
you think this gaudy bullshit will be worth more in a decade and a half?

[Anonymous No.17047007]

>>17046999
>but I had the feeling I wanted it to be vintage correct in size.

yeah, i was trying out the same thing recently, but unless you've got noodle arms the classic 32-36mm of the 1950's can seem a little dainty

[Anonymous No.17047010]

>>17047002
Name another watch that doubled retail in just a few years. Yeah, maybe it wont be worth much in ten years but you can just dump it after three

[Anonymous No.17047012]

>>17047010
F.P. Journe

[Anonymous No.17047015]

>>17046996
Classic orange, but I ain't buying shit until they solve their QC issues. Their lume longevity issues are particularly galling.
I had a 1200T many years ago and that thing glowed like a torch all night. A few months ago I borrowed a friend's 300T and it barely lasted an hour.

[Anonymous No.17047016]

>>17047012
You are not wrong. Still easier to flip milles

[Anonymous No.17047022]

>>17047015
the chinashit homages literally have better lume

[Anonymous No.17047025]

>>17046997
>Hamilton out of the nowhere
>VC as a safe brand to invest in
>no ALS, no AP, no FP Journe, no Laurent Ferrier, no Cartier Privée
Yep, it's another clueless retard who thinks he knows what he's talking about

[Anonymous No.17047027]

When are we getting a Swatch x Blancpain Bathyswatch?

[Anonymous No.17047040]

>>17047027
When are we getting the Swatch x Cartier Tankswatch?

[Anonymous No.17047041]

>>17047027
You mean the Fifteen Fathoms?

[Anonymous No.17047043]

>>17047027
Personally I wouldn't mind a swatch × omega seamaster 300

[Anonymous No.17047046]

>>17047010
Watches are not an investment. A single watch doubling in the hyperinflation pumped bull market of the last 5 years is laughable. You could trip over a 2x return buying anything in the last few years. A 1999 Toyota Tacoma with 220k miles on it would have been a better investment than a Richard Mille.

[Anonymous No.17047052]

a richard mille is a great investment if you know an up and coming florida rapper who is looking for an over the top foreign shitter to flaunt his wealth and status

[Anonymous No.17047055]

[Anonymous No.17047057]

>Casio
>200 meter water resistance
>5 alarm snooze

[Anonymous No.17047058]

>>17046773
qrd?

[Anonymous No.17047060]

>>17047052
>thinks rappers actually buy watches or ever hold more than a few thousand dollars at a time
Don't tell me you think rappers also buy Maybachs too. Some handler at their label rents it and takes the rental fee out of their advance.

[Anonymous No.17047065]

>>17047027
When are we getting Swatch x Breguet SwaMarine?

[Anonymous No.17047069]

>>17047060
This, the new ones on the scene especially, they own none of the jewelry or watches.

[Anonymous No.17047073]

>>17047060
>>17047069
There are no record labels any more.

Rappers just make music on their laptops now

[Anonymous No.17047075]

It's hilarious how people here think they can just walk into a store and buy a Richard Mille, then sell it for $2M on Chrono24.
RM makes 5000 watches per years, mostly for his friends and friends of his friends. You can't even get your name on a waiting list, you have to be in a close circle to be able to buy one.
YES RM watches are a great investment but this kind of investment isn't for you.

[Anonymous No.17047078]

>>17047060
Yeah, ”lil pissy” whose only achievement is being called out on track 17 on a drake album probably rents his jewellery but is it really so hrd to imagine someone who gets multimillion dollar contracts that they would waste 5-50k on a watch or a car? Most regular people will waste half their monthly salary on shit the dont need instead of saving it

[Anonymous No.17047079]

>>17047075
they just look like fucking shit

[Anonymous No.17047081]

my homie lil braiden wears a richard mille (he's white)

[Anonymous No.17047086]

>>17047075

[Anonymous No.17047088]

>>17047079
>>17047086
Cope

[Anonymous No.17047090]

>>17047079
That's not the point. Nobody actually wears RM watches, except a few rich retards from Qatar and Saudi Arabia.
They're made to speculate and avoid taxes.
>buy RM in Switzerland in duty free area
>fly to Qatar with the watch on your wrist
>land in Qatar, put the watch in its box
>sell it for x2 its MRSP in crypto to some oil sandnigger retard who wants to flex on his oil sandnigger retarded friends

[Anonymous No.17047100]

>>17047086
He's a fat greaseball but his opinions are pretty based.

[Anonymous No.17047106]

I got a Richie Millie

[Anonymous No.17047119]

>>17046996
Only good ones are black, white, and yellow.

[Anonymous No.17047122]

>>17047100
He's gone off the rails completely lately, unfiltered bashing of just about any watch or brand he doesn't like. I respect him for that.

[Anonymous No.17047137]

>>17046996
aquamarine for the seethe

[Anonymous No.17047139]

>>17046996
They all look like shit

[Anonymous No.17047149]

>>17046996
Never even heard of this brand b4

[Anonymous No.17047153]

>>17046976
Do you need more detailed information? The general idea is:
- 38-41mm, black dial, silver body, black leather strap; optionally a bracelet and separate strap
- 36-40mm, light dial, gold body, brown leather strap
preferences:
- no numerals or roman numerals
- thin case, 12mm and upwards looks thick to me but can work if the case itself is flat (e.g. 2mm bezel, 8mm case, 3mm case back)
- automatic movement
- dauphine hands or other "fine" looking hands
- few complications, day and/or date is okay, but I can do fine without
- budget is $500 to $1500 per watch
got some good suggestions in previous threads already.
The more tedious process is looking at the models, finding photos instead of renders, comparing details such as water resistance, movement manufacturer, etc.
Might post everything here once I have it.

[Anonymous No.17047158]

HALLO AND WHALE CUM TO JAWST WON MOAR WAHTCH

[Anonymous No.17047159]

>>17046993
I like it

>>17047001
>Baume et Mercier
>unknown
:thinking:

[Anonymous No.17047168]

1000 internets to the anon that can correctly identify what watch this is.
I believe it's a steel Luminox Navy Seal, but to me the case size seems wrong and the color seems too light for a blackout watch

[Anonymous No.17047171]

>>17046773
Reminder that if you cant afford anything above 100k theres something wrong with your life and you should fix it. Also you should not be posting in this thread

[Anonymous No.17047185]

>>17047171
Reminder that this is a watch thread and not a money thread.

[Anonymous No.17047194]

>>17047022
Not surprised, I have a steeldive chinkwatch and its lume last bright all night.

[Anonymous No.17047198]

Rate Arnold's collection

[Anonymous No.17047204]

>>17047198
the thinking man's invicta

[Anonymous No.17047223]

>>17047198
More money than good taste/10

[Anonymous No.17047226]

My watch is self-winding, it uses a rotor

[Anonymous No.17047243]

>>17047171
Disgusting pube stubble arm complete with shitskin and pencil wrist

[Anonymous No.17047247]

>>17047243
>taking the bait
Retard

[Anonymous No.17047248]

[Anonymous No.17047254]

>>17047226
Nice Stroopwafel

[Anonymous No.17047261]

>>17047248
did you test the mashed potatoes resistance of your watch?

[Anonymous No.17047264]

>>17047226
Impossible, witchcraft

[Anonymous No.17047270]

haven't bought a new casio in over a week

[Anonymous No.17047277]

>>17047254
Dankjewel

[Anonymous No.17047282]

Do they make the cartier tank in automatic? not the XL

[Anonymous No.17047283]

>>17046811
Collections are for reddit faggots. Buy one (1) nice watch and forget about it.
Also, if you cant afford anything at least at tag heuer level, get a gshock and forget about watchds

[Anonymous No.17047284]

>>17047198
That's not his collection, you monkey, that's the line of watches he launched for sale. (Which are awfully ugly, but that's another thing.)

[Anonymous No.17047287]

>>17047283
which watch do you have

[Anonymous No.17047289]

>>17047226
>is self-winding
Is it possible to learn this power?

[Anonymous No.17047290]

>>17047287
Gm-2100

[Anonymous No.17047293]

>>17047290
fucking kek, zoomer

[Anonymous No.17047294]

>>17046988
if only not for that single little fact that puts it straight in the bin, no fucking springbars

[Anonymous No.17047297]

>>17047293
At least my watch isnt a cope and zoomerinas find it cool

[Anonymous No.17047298]

>>17047270
>tfw haven’t bought a shitter in quite a while
>until Timex made me an offer I couldn’t refuse

[Anonymous No.17047301]

wearing my Rolex for about 4 months now and i got quite some dings in it
people alway say
>b-but every scratch tells a story!!!!
bullshit though, i see new ones every day and have no idea where they come from.

[Anonymous No.17047308]

>>17047301
I don't see anything

[Anonymous No.17047312]

>>17047106
Holy shit, is that the Invicta Magnum Bolt Zeus that everybody is going crazy for?!!?!?!

[Anonymous No.17047319]

>>17047308
nah not on this pic, sorry for the misunderstanding
ill try to make some more images of the scratches and dings.
i got 2 dings on the bezel which annoy me, apart from that its alright imo.

tiny thing here on the clasp where the other part of the clasm rubs/nudges against it

[Anonymous No.17047328]

>>17047319
Nice fake

[Anonymous No.17047332]

>>17047319
It doesn't even look like you wear it. Do you ever wear it?

[Anonymous No.17047335]

Hi

[Anonymous No.17047336]

>>17047335
Oof even the ladies model is too big for you

[Anonymous No.17047340]

>>17047336
>even the ladies model is too big for you
I'm still a man, anyways. It's not like I bought a Trans S O Y K O.

[Anonymous No.17047343]

I need a new watch.
Current one is a Seiko 5 with a diver bezel.

I need: an automatic dress watch. I wear a shirt and suit when a customer comes for a meeting.
Metal straps are out of the question.
Budget: only 250€. Son is too expensive.

[Anonymous No.17047344]

>>17047340
I don't believe you. Post hog

[Anonymous No.17047346]

>>17047343
get an orient bambino

[Anonymous No.17047347]

>>17047332
i wear it all the time, even at night sometimes.
this is one of the damages on the bezel, i struck a metal doorframe when walking.
you cant see it good here but two of the bezel "edges" are deformed a little bit

[Anonymous No.17047348]

>>17047343
Rolex rep

[Anonymous No.17047349]

>>17047343
>automatic dress watch
>250
Spend it on new shirts or ties, anon.

[Anonymous No.17047350]

>>17047347
I mean this one hundred per cent unironically when I say I don't even think I can see what you are referencing.

[Anonymous No.17047352]

>>17047247
I know that's not him, I just wanted to point those things out.

[Anonymous No.17047354]

this one kinda annoys me, its really hard to see but i must have scuffed against something with a rough, hard surface at some point. the metal part of the bezel is a little scratched. the rest of it is completely perfectly smooth, i have no idea how that happened.

>>17047350
yeah honestly it was really hard to get it on a pic.
if you look at the "peaks" of the bezel, the second and third from the top reflect the light differently because they are a little deformed, just as youd expect them to be when banging them against a door when walking by it.

[Anonymous No.17047360]

[Anonymous No.17047361]

>>17047354
nice combo, slowpoke

[Anonymous No.17047362]

>>17046820
thats a wordy watch.

[Anonymous No.17047363]

>>17047361
the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.17047364]

>>17047343
Orient Maestro and put it on a nice strap.

[Anonymous No.17047367]

>>17047363
he's an Eric, don't waist your time

[Anonymous No.17047376]

>>17047360
Decent. Not very excting, but ok.

[Anonymous No.17047387]

Hello, my good friends.
How is the start of the week treating you?

[Anonymous No.17047391]

>>17047387
my balls are warmer than usual and it worries me

[Anonymous No.17047394]

>>17047387
I am losing the fight against depression.

[Anonymous No.17047408]

Order is the barrier that holds back the flood of death. We must all of us on this train of life remain in our allotted station. We must each of us occupy our preordained particular position. Would you wear a Invicta as a cuck? Of course you wouldn't wear a Invicta as a cuck. An Invicta doesn't belong to a cuck. A Seiko belongs to a cuck. An Invicta belongs to a chad. I am a chad. You are a cuck. Invicta belongs to me. Seiko belongs to you. Yes? So it is. In the beginning, order was proscribed by your ticket: First Class, Economy, and freeloaders like you. Eternal order is prescribed by the sacred engine: all things flow from the sacred engine, all things in their place, all passengers in their section, all water flowing. all heat rising, pays homage to the sacred engine, in its own particular preordained position. So it is. Now, as in the beginning, I fuck the pussy. You jerkoff on the side. When the cuck seeks the place of the chad, the sacred line is crossed. Know your place. Keep your place.

[Anonymous No.17047410]

>>17047226
mmm waffles


so is the date wheel colour-matched to the dial or is that just the lighting ?

[Anonymous No.17047414]

>>17047387
Should hopefully have the custom strap I ordered finished this week, but still waiting on the GS buckle I want to restock.

[Anonymous No.17047416]

>>17047360
Those aliexpress bezels/cases are recognizable from a mile away

[Anonymous No.17047420]

>>17047414
Nice, that dial really shines.

[Anonymous No.17047421]

what i really DISLIKE about seiko is the way the bracelet is fit to the case.
it always looks low quality, big tolerances and whatnot. just not clean, not tight.

[Anonymous No.17047423]

>>17047414
what colour and style of strap you getting, and where from ?

[Anonymous No.17047426]

>>17047387
Fucking shitty, had to work on a holiday

[Anonymous No.17047434]

>>17047420
Yea it's real pretty in person. Overall condition gives me the impression that the original owner barely wore it over the past 55 years.
>>17047423
An alligator strap with a type of navy on top & black alligator on the inside, from aaronbespoke. Won't look exactly like picrel on top but it should give you an idea.

[Anonymous No.17047437]

>>17047387
It's been better before i admit, having a couple of shitty days lately. Picrel not mine, but maybe one day it will be.

[Anonymous No.17047439]

>>17047434
>An alligator strap with a type of navy on top & black alligator on the inside

very nice; that's going to work well paired with the silver dial

[Anonymous No.17047438]

>>17047391
May I suggest airing them in front of window? Preferably not in front of small children.

>>17047394
But you can also win the fight to become alcohol dependant; nothing can depress you if you can't remember it.

>>17047414
I really like that dial. Hope you receive the custom strap soon.

>>17047364
Have to admit that Orient looks very, very nice.

[Anonymous No.17047441]

>>17047301
>>17047347
>>17047354
This is what happens when middle class Erics buy a Rolex. The same people buy E classes, get every paint protection imaginable, park at the back of lots and walk another quarter mile everywhere, then have an anneurysm when a leaf falls on it.

You can't afford it. You should have just bought a rep or a G shok. Rolexes are assembly line watches. If you would hesitate to use it as a hammer in a pinch, it's too expensive for you. You are missing the entire point of the watch - enjoying wearing it.

[Anonymous No.17047443]

>>17047441
>If you would hesitate to use it as a hammer
youre retarded

[Anonymous No.17047451]

>>17047426
Shit luck, my friend. Try to enjoy whatever free time you have left and keep in mind there are other things in life besides work.

>>17047437
You'll get it, that's for sure. Be patient. Days will become better.

>>17047441
What is this new form of cringe autism?

[Anonymous No.17047453]

What watch will get me these kinds of reactions from other men?

[Anonymous No.17047459]

>>17047451
this watch looks really tight around the wrist

[Anonymous No.17047463]

>>17047453
one wrapped around your dick

[Anonymous No.17047464]

>>17047453

[Anonymous No.17047467]

>>17047459

[Anonymous No.17047470]

>>17047464
How tacky. A tourbillion should never be on the dial

[Anonymous No.17047474]

>>17047470
There is no dial, Mr. Magoo.

[Anonymous No.17047475]

>>17047474
A respectable company like patek or rolex would never do that

[Anonymous No.17047476]

>>17047464
I find this one nicer.

[Anonymous No.17047477]

>>17047470

[Anonymous No.17047480]

>integrated bracelet

[Anonymous No.17047482]

There are rumors that Rolex has filed a patent for a big date. Anyone wants to hazard a guess on which model it'll be used on and how it'll look?

[Anonymous No.17047484]

>>17047475
How does it feel to be stupid? Having fun?

[Anonymous No.17047487]

>>17047482
A GMT
Like shit
Big date needs a level of elegance Rolex doesn't has.

[Anonymous No.17047489]

>>17047075
>2022
>not being personal friends with Richard Mille
Lmao keep coping fucking poorfag

[Anonymous No.17047491]

>>17047464
>>17047476

[Anonymous No.17047493]

>>17047487
Do you think they'll put a cyclops over it? Can you imagine that lol

[Anonymous No.17047496]

>>17047482
My bet is on the Cellini, it could work there if they did it right.

[Anonymous No.17047499]

>>17047493
LOL
I hope no, my friend.

[Anonymous No.17047502]

>>17047343
I'll probably get shit for saying this but if you're trying to impress on a budget just get a nice looking fashion brand quartz shitter. Most people don't look closely at what kind of watch you're wearing or even know the difference between a nice watch or a cheap one.
Just get something like pic related and save your money.

[Anonymous No.17047503]

>>17047464
Audemars trash can

>>17047476
Audemars wheelchair

[Anonymous No.17047504]

>>17047502
if you're just trying to impress, why get this when you can get a faux riche swiss shitter frederique constant quartz for the same price

[Anonymous No.17047506]

>>17047503
free this nigga

[Anonymous No.17047507]

>>17047504
For under 200 bucks?
Frederique Constant isn't that cheap.

[Anonymous No.17047508]

>>17047496
My reasoning behind it is that Rolex is lacking a bit in the dress watch department, and a Cellini with a big date would put them back on track.

[Anonymous No.17047514]

>>17047507
damn i didn't know empoorio shitmani was that cheap

[Anonymous No.17047535]

>>17046917
model?

[Anonymous No.17047537]

>the Bulova AD called me a faggot
why

[Anonymous No.17047540]

>>17047506
jammy fox is incarcerated?

[Anonymous No.17047543]

>>17047506
No

[Anonymous No.17047551]

So now since Morbius wears the f-91w can we agree that they are THE best digital watches out there?

[Anonymous No.17047552]

ok so I want to get a square g-shock, tough solar, multi band, any other interesting functions I need to know about? model recommendations? I know there are expensive ones and others more affordable I dont really know the big differences between them

[Anonymous No.17047557]

>>17047476
All Adam RPK watches are the same

[Anonymous No.17047565]

>>17046786
wrong

[Anonymous No.17047568]

>>17047537
you put the timepiece in your tushy didn’t you, anon

[Anonymous No.17047576]

>>17047551
Nig ga stop saying stupid things.

[Anonymous No.17047597]

Watchkino is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.17047599]

>>17047537
>>the Bulova AD called me a faggot
LOL How come?

[Anonymous No.17047606]

>>17047537
Bulova has ADs?

[Anonymous No.17047608]

is there an exact version of this g-shock with the same functions but instead of the red square there is a black one? the red is too distracting imo

[Anonymous No.17047610]

>>17047606
>>17047599
>>17047568
I made a joke about wearing the watch around my cock to make it (the watch) look bigger.

[Anonymous No.17047612]

>>17047551
We already knew that

[Anonymous No.17047613]

>>17047565
What's the difference?

[Anonymous No.17047615]

>>17047610
I seriously hope this is actually true.

[Anonymous No.17047617]

>>17047608
It's only distracting in the image

Plus the 5600 is more than enough. Radio control and solar isn't worth the up charge

[Anonymous No.17047620]

>>17047608
Yes but it has a negative display. If you want a positive display there is a blue one: GW-M5610U-1C. Outside of that your options are the GW-S5600U which has a carbon fiber band, or a GW-5000U which has a screw lock case. They are all japan only with the last two also being available in the EU.

I agree with >>17047617. The DW-5600 is better.

[Anonymous No.17047621]

>>17047613
this one is gay, get the 5600u. It is not gay like op's collection

[Anonymous No.17047623]

>negative display

[Anonymous No.17047629]

>>17047597
I miss the old timepiece gentleman team. Anthony was the cool chad working with his autist friend Marco to make some money.

[Anonymous No.17047639]

>>17047617
>>17047620
where can I get the DW-5600 its out of stock on amazon? might get it but I am still interested in a watch with tough solar and multi band features but I guess we'll see

[Anonymous No.17047646]

>>17047484
thats not a tourbillon

[Anonymous No.17047647]

aliexpress tourbillon

[Anonymous No.17047648]

>>17047597
isint he a male masseuse? tugboat captain for the older wealthy gay clientele?

[Anonymous No.17047652]

>>17047629
Did your tiny pipi felt funny when you looked at them?

[Anonymous No.17047653]

>>17047639
Ebay. Here is an example: https://www.ebay.com/itm/144578079241

[Anonymous No.17047668]

>>17047459
It's lawyersama, he's obese. Don't worry abouy it.

[Anonymous No.17047669]

>>17047629
>manlets
>balding bearded guy

Fuck I hate this "hobbie"

[Anonymous No.17047684]

>>17047606
Yeah, Macys

[Anonymous No.17047686]

im at the invicta AD using their wifi

[Anonymous No.17047695]

>>17047668
Not that it matters, but the only fat in me is my fat dick.

I'm used to wear my watches tight because I don't like to scratch them, and got accustomed to wear them as close as possible, so I won't hit the watches in any surface. I know it's very autistic but it's too late to change my habits.

[Anonymous No.17047701]

>>17047695
Whatever, but you're also fat. It's OK to admit. Otherwise you're coping to an unhealthy degree. You clearly have the money, hire a dietician and a personal trainer.

[Anonymous No.17047705]

>>17047695
your fat dick is in you?
nice AP b t w, good job not falling for the Royal Oak meme

[Anonymous No.17047708]

>>17047695
>I'm used to wear my watches tight because I don't like to scratch them, and got accustomed to wear them as close as possible, so I won't hit the watches in any surface. I know it's very autistic but it's too late to change my habits.
Pure fatty cope.

[Anonymous No.17047713]

i hate the swiss watch industry what bunch of hacks

[Anonymous No.17047715]

>>17047713
agreed

[Anonymous No.17047734]

>>17047617
>Always has the right time
>Battery doesn't die and you can blast the backlight

Yeah sorry

[Anonymous No.17047736]

>>17047453
DINOZONE

[Anonymous No.17047739]

>>17047298
When the fuck is Timex going to release a comfy digital shitter?

[Anonymous No.17047746]

>>17047713
I admire them. It a rare example of a technology industry being turned into a luxury industry when they lost the innovation race. Imagine Nokia competing with Samsung selling $50,000 gold-plated 3310s.

[Anonymous No.17047752]

What's a watch that is >$20k that almost nobody would recognize/looks like something you could find in a thrift store? I'm a Sr. Engineer at FAGMAN, literally 0 people in my part of the office wear anything flashy, we are basically all in a competition to have the nicest house while still appearing homeless, I can't show up with any name brand luxury watch but I still want something to dump some of my RSU monopoly money on.

[Anonymous No.17047754]

>>17047752
credor

[Anonymous No.17047756]

>>17047754
Credor is shit at the 20k rage. You need at least 50k to get something very good.

[Anonymous No.17047758]

>>17047756
yeah that's why I said it, cause the anon wanted expensive shit that no one would recognize. The only "recognizable" model is the echi 2

[Anonymous No.17047760]

>>17047752
>looks like something you could find in a thrift store
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.17047767]

Anyone here has any of the super fakes? I'm tempted to buy the Rolex panda bc fuck it, even if I had the money I wouldn't drop it on a single watch.

[Anonymous No.17047771]

>>17047758
Yeah, because the rest are uglier than Invicta.

[Anonymous No.17047773]

>>17047771
???
most of them look pretty unassuming
https://www.chrono24.com/seiko/credor--mod1419.htm

[Anonymous No.17047776]

Anybody here have one of those Casioaks?
Considering picking it up and wanna hear your thoughts on them.

[Anonymous No.17047777]

>>17047752
https://youtu.be/_b7onvcMC2M

[Anonymous No.17047781]

>>17047752
Dont do credor just get a grand seiko. If anybody asks say its a seiko…

[Anonymous No.17047785]

>>17047777
you can customize it also, to show your support for hohol trannie rights, should be very popular at your office

[Anonymous No.17047789]

>>17047785
or just be a normalfag

[Anonymous No.17047842]

What say you? I'd be changing the strap out for sure but I'm really leaning towards this

[Anonymous No.17047852]

>>17047752
A bog standard Calatrava. It's so bland that nobody will recognize it unless they see it up close.

[Anonymous No.17047858]

>>17047695
>hire a dietician
I don't like you, friendo.

>>17047705
Thanks. It was a joke. Obviously my fat dick is hanging, but doesn't sounds as good.

>>17047713
So, how is the weather in Taiwan?

>>17047752
Ask a watchmaker to make you a brandless watch for you. There are some very interesting options above the 30k niche.

>>17047789
Nice.

[Anonymous No.17047861]

>>17047842
Looks nice. I’m considering the smaller one myself. The price seems high though its the point where I wonder if I should just save a bit more to open up to sinn nomo longines etc

[Anonymous No.17047877]

>>17046773
>"Suggest a watch for me."
> Your budget
$200
> Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilo
Pilot or dress? Not too sure how this works but Im not a diver
> Movement, e.g. automatic, hand-wound, quartz
Auto or Quartz. Or an automatic quartz
> Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd-time zone
Day & date
> Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet
Leather or metal
> Wrist size or desired watch
Not too sure

I'm in my mid 20's I just need it to tell the time.

[Anonymous No.17047910]

>>17047354
Relax, I looked at all of your pictures and I didn't see a thing

[Anonymous No.17047948]

>>17047695
Pretty watch but you'd need an f91 on the other wrist to axually tell time

[Anonymous No.17047952]

>>17047752
>literally 0 people in my part of the office wear anything flashy

So you just want to be a huge Gaylord?

you plebs make me laff

[Anonymous No.17047964]

>>17047842
lemme guess your gonna put it on a boring NPC nato strap?

[Anonymous No.17047968]

>>17047877
Start off with a Seiko of some kind....just go on Am*zon and look around till you find something you like.....do your research (if you haven't already) on the difference between automatic and quartz watchs

[Anonymous No.17048007]

>>17047746
Do check out Vertu. That was Nokia's official bling-bling sub-brand, targeted for mostly fuck-rich arabs rather than hardars as one would today.

[Anonymous No.17048018]

>>17047752
Nomos is the brand for you

[Anonymous No.17048044]

>co-worker just got the call from the AD

[Anonymous No.17048047]

>>17048018
Nomo with an H?

[Anonymous No.17048051]

>>17047752
Why are autistic people like this?

I was exactly the same and I don’t get why I was thinking like that too

[Anonymous No.17048079]

So is VC shit compared to PP/AP?

[Anonymous No.17048082]

>>17047964
Plain leather strap you godless faggot

[Anonymous No.17048091]

>>17048079
It's the only one of the Big Three that isn't independent (belongs to Richemont, like Cartier, JLC, ALS, IWC, etc).
I think they make stunning watches though, I'd kill for pic related.

[Anonymous No.17048096]

>>17047410
The dial is metallic white where the date wheel is ‘just white’. The dial looks a bit yellowish in the picture, but that’s because of the lighting.

[Anonymous No.17048139]

>>17047226
Looks really good boss, the young business man's watch

[Anonymous No.17048142]

>>17047629
What i don't like about the roided manlet is that in one of his videos he said that he doesn't really give a fuck about watches, he's just a salesman. He got into it because he saw a good opportunity but it could've been anything to buy and resell. It's about the hustle for him

[Anonymous No.17048144]

>>17044743
This one looks really good, shame it's
>Grand Seiko

[Anonymous No.17048150]

>>17047842
>new alpinist

gross

[Anonymous No.17048151]

>>17046803
You could have just said "GShocks" and youd still be right about them being ugly as shit.

[Anonymous No.17048158]

>>17047106
>I like to hit every single doorframe that I walk through with my watch.
>Yes, the glass is acrylic, I need that shock absorption.

[Anonymous No.17048164]

>>17047335
>remove a link
>watch goes down in value by $200000

[Anonymous No.17048167]

>>17047335
Are those diamonds lab-grown?

[Anonymous No.17048176]

>>17047335
d-did you steal that from gucci mane?

[Anonymous No.17048179]

Whats this (cooking) nerd wearing?

[Anonymous No.17048183]

>>17048151
how can you be so wrong?

[Anonymous No.17048185]

>>17048183
you aren't really helping your point here.

[Anonymous No.17048188]

>>17047075
Silvester Stalone is probably the ugliest hollywood “star” ive ever seen. And that includes all the fat ugly ones that play the goofy roles

[Anonymous No.17048193]

>>17048183
>minimalist g-shocks

[Anonymous No.17048199]

>>17048183

[Anonymous No.17048201]

>>17048188
cope, seethe, dilate, ywnbaw, kys

[Anonymous No.17048208]

new thread
>>17048207
>>17048207
>>17048207
>>17048207
>>17048207

[Anonymous No.17048375]

>>17046813
>putting cartier, panerai, and hublot above Grand Seiko

ishygddt

[Anonymous No.17048384]

>>17046993
You’re like 80% the way there to a quartz grand seiko, and you don’t have to give Richemont jews money.

[Anonymous No.17048392]

>>17047301
904L (Rolex Steel) is brighter, but softer than industry standard 316L.
Unless you spend extensive time in the ocean, it just scratches easier.

[Anonymous No.17048425]

>baking a new thread at 299
Why?

[Anonymous No.17049447]

Seiko SRPB67J1 opinions?