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What style do I need to into a gf with a brapper like this?

>> No.15939969

my gf looks like this
I dress pretty basic: levis striped shirts and onitsuka tigers

>> No.15939972

>>15939879
Chubby chicks are pretty easy to get anon

>> No.15940686

>>15939879
get a dating app and dress regular

>> No.15940691
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>>15939879
>How to pull hamplanets?
Leave the house

>> No.15940822

They have extremely low standards so I'm guessing you're good. I'm speaking from experience.

>> No.15940878

>>15939969
that sounds like me, i hope mine comes soon

>> No.15940888

>>15940878
Use your mouth and lips more.
Talk to her while you eat her pussy out.
Girls love that.
Tell her how gorgeous she is and how delicious she tastes.
Don't mention the smell or the hair.
Just remember to breathe and you should be good.
Don't use your teeth (It needed to be said!)

>> No.15940927

>>15939879
Just hang around fast food places for a while and I'm sure you'll meet one

>> No.15940977
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>>15939879
bitch got the proportions of a toddler

>> No.15941110

>>15940888
what tf

>> No.15941141

>>15939879
I D O ME O, META NO MA

>> No.15941277

>>15939879
imagine the smell

>> No.15941281

>>15939879
thicker women like that tend to be fairly friendly and warm and nice, shouldnt have to worry too much about how you dress or look just be a gentle and nice person too

>> No.15941296
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>>15939879

>> No.15941298

>>15941277
She probably smells really nice and her whole body feels like a titty

Perfection

>> No.15941302

>>15941298
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but fat ppl tend to smell bad

>> No.15941307

>>15941302
that girl ain’t even fat first off, second that’s just some bullshit generalization anyone can smell like shit if they don’t shower

>> No.15941331

>>15941298
Absolutely based. Welcome, fellow high test chad

>> No.15941447

>>15941307
nah fat people take less time between showers to smell bad, and showers do less for them. no skinny person sweats like a fat one.

>> No.15941460

>>15939879
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>> No.15941463

>>15941307
Fatties just stink due to all the processed junk food they eat. It emanates through their skin which is why they sweat a lot. Most can't reach or are too lazy to clean between all their fat rolls so showers do factor in but it's not always the main cause

>> No.15941540

I reckon her pussy tastes like marshmallows bros

>> No.15941559
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>>15941540
mmmmm

>> No.15941572

>>15939879
you know how depressed guys are attacted to thicc women? i am so fucking depressed hnnnghggggghh

>> No.15941576

>>15939879
even hogs like this will prefer/demand a chad. you might get one by chance out of desperation but inevitably she will always flirt, dream, and entertain the chads at work or school. Eventually when I chad decides to use her for purely physical needs, or if he for his own distorted reasons decides to settle (cheated on by a stacy) she will leave you or cheat on you for him.

>> No.15941585
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>>15941576
>he's not a chad with a selection of braphogs on speed dial
Ngmi

>> No.15941716

>>15941585
>Chads
>4chan

And on a board exclusively devoted to teaching inept incels how to dress

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.15941807

>>15940888
This is quite possibly the most beta shit you could do

>> No.15941816

>>15941585
yes chads have wide selection of these ready at a moments notice. a chad could go on tinder and start swiping right and end up with dozen of braphog matches who would all message first and probably even double message.

L for op, ngmi

>> No.15941817

>>15941576
Mental illness
>>15941716
Projection if I've ever seen it.
Go outside sometimes, loser.

>> No.15941821

>>15941816
Loser defeatist mentality. You kids are fucking ruined by the internet it's not even funny.

>> No.15941831 [DELETED] 

>>15941817
you niggers of the state NPC's who voted for Biden always try to cope by playing the mental illness card when someone brings up virgins', chads, betas and cucks. The sad part is behavioral psychology proves that this has always been the case and you will always fall short of the taller, athletic, attractive male who will always be the preferred mate universally.

>> No.15941839 [DELETED] 

>>15941821
cope more you nigger

>> No.15941854

>>15941817
>Projection if I've ever seen it.

I'm not projecting I've seen what you losers look like we have a WAYWT thread daily, newfag

>> No.15941897

>>15941854
You see the posters who go to waywt threads. I've been here over 10 years and have never even broweaed one of those threads. You're pathetic honestly.

>> No.15941910

>>15941463
faggot and uninformed

>>15941540
>>15941559
>>15941585
Absolutely based high test responses

>> No.15941939

>>15941460
I see there are other men of culture and good taste in this world.

>> No.15941947

>>15939879
McDonald's uniform and discount card

>> No.15941962
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>>15939879
can this lockdown fucking end AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

porn stopped cutting it long ago

>> No.15942088

>>15941897
>10 years on effay and he still doesn't know how to dress for himself
Toppest of kek

>have never even broweaed one of those threads
browsed?
I'm sure posting fat women or making incel threads on how to get laid takes a lot of your time. You should take some time off from doing that to self improve so that maybe just maybe this year you fuck off from 4chan and live a productive life you loser

>> No.15942268

>>15941572
>you know how depressed guys are attacted to thicc women? i am so fucking depressed hnnnghggggghh
Pretend you are outgoing and fun for the first few weeks. Give her an orgasm or two every time you fuck her. Once she is hooked you can regain your normal personality and chill on the couch with her until time ends.

>> No.15942292

>>15941910
>defends smelly fatties

>> No.15942316

>>15942292
you are a dumb fag

>> No.15942319

>>15941307
Dude she's fat

>> No.15942363

>>15939879
her undergarments don't even match and she's fat
So i'd say just dress and work as a tire tech and you'll grab a girl like her

>> No.15942366

>>15942319
>>15942319
low test ngmi

>> No.15942371
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15942371

>>15939879
how to cop shark bf like this

>> No.15942380
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>>15939879
Like this bruv

>> No.15942384

Buff dude on chubby chick is unironically the most kino sex possible

>> No.15942395

>>15942380
big girls love BBC it can’t be helped

>> No.15942397
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15942397

>>15939879
Imagaine fuuycking her and pootibn g tjhe babyu in her and then she gets EVEN FATTER OIMIGOOOD AAAH HOOE HOO HAA HAA OEGA BOOGA IM THE BIG FUCKMNONKEY

>> No.15942399

>>15942384
this but morbidly obese dude on tiny petite chick

>> No.15942404

>>15942397
Yeah I'd definitely return to monke on that ass

>> No.15942586

Anyone got an id on op pic?

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>>15939879

>> No.15942863

>>15942088
>he still doesn't know how to dress for himself
Who said that? I just browse here out of habbit. I don't ask or follow any advice here, I have my style worked out for fucking years now and I like it. I pretty much only post in /wt/ but wandered into this thread because booty.
>I'm sure posting fat women or making incel threads on how to get laid takes a lot of your time. You should take some time off from doing that to self improve so that maybe just maybe this year you fuck off from 4chan and live a productive life you loser
Stop projecting it's embarrassing.

>> No.15942905

>>15942371
no bullshit I used to have that same shark toy as a kid. can't fucking remember where I got it from.

>> No.15942911

>>15942905
pls tell us should you ever remember

>> No.15942926

>>15940691
I can't believe that there are people with dicks that big just naturally. My dick is smaller fully erect than his is flaccid. When my dick is flaccid, it looks like a little acorn hiding in a bush and supposedly my dick length is average from what I've read.

>> No.15943120

>>15942926
He could just be a shower and not a grower, he might not get much bigger when he gets hard.

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>>15940888
>Talk to her while you eat her pussy out.

>> No.15943544

>>15942926
his dick is hard in the pic though

>> No.15943549

>>15942926
>a little acorn hiding in a bush
Shave your pubes bro that sounds grim