Which beard suits me better? >1-8

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Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:31:56 2021 No.15936918 [Reply] [Original]

Which beard suits me better?
>1-8

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:34:06 2021 No.15936925 >>15936918 first one, why is his face so bloated and round ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:34:58 2021 No.15936927 Doesn't matter, you'll never be a black man.

>>	based GOD Mon Feb 8 09:37:09 2021 No.15936935 I need to pick up some eggs from the store today

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:38:55 2021 No.15936942 >>15936918 7. Go for it anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:39:49 2021 No.15936945 >>15936918 4 is alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:41:10 2021 No.15936947 >>15936942 >>15936945 >referring to number despite lack of numerical labels in pic cringe ASSumer

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:41:15 2021 No.15936950 >>15936918 5 (makes him look less fat, also cool 1990s Clerks vibes) >>> 3 > 4 > 1 > 8 > 2 > 6 > 7

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:42:41 2021 No.15936953 >>15936918 4 is cool in a trashy sort of way

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:43:29 2021 No.15936955 >>15936918 7 go for it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:45:34 2021 No.15936960 >>15936918 From top left to bottom left to bottom right My top 3 4th is best 6th stache is next 1-3 in any order

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:45:56 2021 No.15936961 Invest in a rope

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:49:19 2021 No.15936967 >>15936918 7

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 09:57:23 2021 No.15936981 1 is objectively the best, but you're also making faggoty non-threatening eyes in most of the pictures

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:09:32 2021 No.15937004 >>15936918 5, the burns look like dogshit. Also yeah toothbrush is best, "Michael Jordan is my favorite athlete".

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:13:04 2021 No.15937011 >>15936918 Don’t ever fully shave, that’s all I can say.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:13:13 2021 No.15937012 toothbrush is for real niggaz

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:13:23 2021 No.15937014 >>15936918 3rd then 1st, 2nd looks s o y

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:16:50 2021 No.15937018 Definitely 8 imo. Someone gotta bring back the classics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:17:52 2021 No.15937022 >>15937018 I meant 7

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:21:58 2021 No.15937030 6 honestly looks the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:26:50 2021 No.15937036 >>15936918 2nd from last on the bottom

Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:48:14 2021 No.15937098

Lose weight you fat fuck. Until then a thicker beard helps to balance your fat face and infant double chin. Keep the beard until you get to a decent weight, although you probably never will because you can't put the fork down long enough to keep from stuffing food into your maw

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 10:59:48 2021 No.15937127 >>15936918 7 all the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 11:15:22 2021 No.15937169 #3

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 11:17:33 2021 No.15937176 File: 835 KB, 1728x3072, IMG_20210204_174810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goate for sure My dude! Own it they are getting rarer as time goes and not everyone can rock one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:00:04 2021 No.15937263 >>15936918 the one that makes you look like hitler

Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:05:36 2021 No.15937277

>>15936918
6. Shave your head down to like a half inch, keep a half inch of stubble and the mustache, lose some weight, and you'll honestly look great. ESPECIALLY lose weight, I can tell just by looking at you that your facial gains will be incredible if you lose some bodyfat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:05:59 2021 No.15937280 >>15936925 That's called being fat. Why are you posting on 4chan at 8 years old?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:10:21 2021 No.15937290 >>15936918 3 or 7

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 12:57:47 2021 No.15937397 i like 3

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 13:19:52 2021 No.15937445 6

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 13:26:08 2021 No.15937462 7

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 14:19:10 2021 No.15937592 1 or 8, anything else sucks. Just my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 14:23:29 2021 No.15937605 >>15936918 multiple choice questions be like

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 14:33:03 2021 No.15937631 7

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 15:04:04 2021 No.15937718 >>15936918 1,2,5,6 or 8 are all ok imo

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 15:17:15 2021 No.15937757 >>15936918 would probably look good with a handlebar. so 6, but longer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 8 19:25:15 2021 No.15938408 >>15936918 1 + shave your head

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 01:12:58 2021 No.15939632 >>15936918 1 is probably best

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 01:33:24 2021 No.15939656 >>15936918 U look like a pedo in every pic lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 01:44:55 2021 No.15939675 >>15936918 Moustache bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 01:50:37 2021 No.15939689 >>15936918 1st one definitely. The 2nd and 3rd ones look too not full. The 4th and 5th look pedophiley. 6th looks like a Columbian coke dealer. 7th is Mein Fuhrer. 8th looks like my friends dad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 02:28:53 2021 No.15939759 >>15936918 1, 3 and 4 are best, although goatee (face pussy beard) isn't in fashion now. >>So 1 or 3.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 04:44:53 2021 No.15940008 >>15936918 Unironically 6.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 04:57:06 2021 No.15940022 >>15936918 Surprisingly 4

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 05:25:11 2021 No.15940066 File: 22 KB, 436x648, ltdark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15936950 pretty good combo agreed pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 07:59:24 2021 No.15940298 Roll

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:00:16 2021 No.15940939 >>15936918 4 or 7

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:02:45 2021 No.15940944 >>15936927 lol wtf is with these horny ass gay guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:07:07 2021 No.15940958 File: 78 KB, 384x512, hot-jesus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15936918 Top far left is Daddy Goat. Everything in the bottom row is soimilk boner-killer

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:18:56 2021 No.15941007 7

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:22:21 2021 No.15941017 >>15936918 Unironically 7 or 4

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:40:45 2021 No.15941055 >>15936927 Thank god

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 13:58:24 2021 No.15941104 Beard until you lose weight, then clean shaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 14:23:27 2021 No.15941184 Clean shaven but fix your skin and start working out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 20:54:17 2021 No.15942375 >>15936918 moustache from top left trimmed just a little with the beard from the pic to the right of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 21:02:54 2021 No.15942403 >>15936918 top left top right bottom second from right bottom right careful about the hitler stache. i got in trouble at work (the us marines) for having one and i'm black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 21:04:01 2021 No.15942407 >>15936918 #8

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 21:07:16 2021 No.15942424 >>15936947 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 what is so hard to understand about that. it's literally counting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 21:15:21 2021 No.15942445 >>15936918 this nigga got a eggplant head

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 22:44:30 2021 No.15942643 >>15936918 6 for sure

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 22:54:09 2021 No.15942661 I don’t mind 3 4 or 5. Even the full stache looks pretty aight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 23:00:19 2021 No.15942676 >>15936918 I think 4, 6, and 8 are the best. Would help to see side view though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 23:08:08 2021 No.15942692 >>15936918 1 + buzzed/shaved head t woman

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 23:09:32 2021 No.15942697 >>15936918 go for the classic IT guy at #5

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 9 23:59:41 2021 No.15942801 >>15942403 That's the best thing I read all day, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 00:28:31 2021 No.15942854 >>15936918 7 is the best

Anonymous Wed Feb 10 08:27:01 2021 No.15943675

>>15936918
1 bearmode
2 father of a family who browses Reddit
3 father of a family
4 sleazy loan shark
5 car dealership manager
6 thin line between being a badass or a pedo
7 passable only as a stand-up comedian
8 office drone or a British person

4 and 1 are the coolest
3 is generally good looking, safest bet
1 and 3 would look even better with shaved head/ buzzcut

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 10:41:51 2021 No.15944035 >>15936918 6>1>8>3>5>4>2>7

Anonymous Wed Feb 10 10:58:05 2021 No.15944070

Full beard is bearmode alpha male shit but you will have to deal with twinks aggressively courting you. Seriously suits you though.

Over-trimmed beards are reddit soi, especially #2 makes you look like a cuck

Goatee is failure at life service industry core as adopted by fast food managers and customer service counters worldwide

Sideburns and goatee makes me kek but only get it if you enjoy not being taken seriously ever

Stache looks amazing. I think we have faded the diddler/leatherman associations from our collective memories and can start wearing staches unironically again. And it makes you look suave, pair it with a nice floral button down and youll look like a real alpha male. It's high T and demands respect and authority.

Clean shaven is also great, despite your age your face hasn't collapsed, if you worked out a little bit you'd have a superhero jaw, covering it up isn't crucial unless you really can't lose more weight for whatever reason.

7 is based. Hell Hitler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 12:58:20 2021 No.15944336 >>15936918 Second or third looks best. Still looks like shit overall, but those two are the least bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 13:17:59 2021 No.15944391 >>15936918 3 looks good, but if you have the confidence I thin 6, the stache, looks the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:32:56 2021 No.15945123 6

>>	crunk Wed Feb 10 17:46:32 2021 No.15945148 7 obviously o_o

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 17:48:07 2021 No.15945150 your mouth looks like an axe wound

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:16:29 2021 No.15945348 >>15936918 7. I have a feeling the 2nd coming look is going to be in the next decade.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:19:18 2021 No.15945358 your whole face is fucked up like every centimeter of it is a mess guy grow that beard as thick as possible to cover it up because the beard is all you got goin for you just being honest

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:44:28 2021 No.15945568 >>15936918 3

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:46:28 2021 No.15945573 >>15936918 3 if you really want facial hair, anything less just go with 8

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:52:20 2021 No.15945587 >>15936918 Option 9, bag over face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:53:35 2021 No.15945591 >>15945587 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:55:50 2021 No.15945599 >>15936918 3 or 6. the circle beard aka goatee makes you look fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:00:51 2021 No.15945621 >>15936918 number 2 for me,makes you look handsome :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:58:40 2021 No.15946055 >>15936918 2 looks good :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 00:33:03 2021 No.15946113 >>15936918 >no.9 is Hitler's 'stache Heh, "number nein"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 00:34:30 2021 No.15946119 File: 55 KB, 500x430, oh god oh fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15946113 OH GOD OH FUCK IT THERE ARE EIGHT OF THEM THAT'S NUMBER 7 IM A FUCKING RETARD

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 13:06:43 2021 No.15947291 1. If you lose fat and get a hair transplant, go with 8. Your negatives are primarily the lack of a jaw line and receding hairline. If it wasn't already obvious to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 13:07:50 2021 No.15947294 >>15947291 I’m not fat... why are you all saying that? I have big bones but that’s it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 13:27:33 2021 No.15947322 File: 1.38 MB, 1080x1440, sketch-1613068017980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15936918 This one

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 13:37:44 2021 No.15947352 >>15947322 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 13:53:08 2021 No.15947394 6 or 3

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 13:56:11 2021 No.15947397 >>15942424 its too hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 14:06:09 2021 No.15947424 >>15936918 7

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 14:16:17 2021 No.15947456 >>15947322 Top lad. Would chug a pint with

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 14:30:46 2021 No.15947479 >>15936918 id say 3

Anonymous Thu Feb 11 14:39:33 2021 No.15947495

>>15947294
show body. Never met someone with a 6 pack who had a face so bloated. Worst case you have some weird genetics and maybe need plastic surgery if you ever want to fix it. Otherwise just hide it with a beard, which means the best you'll look is manual labor-peasant tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 15:22:25 2021 No.15947563 >>15936918 get better at cutting your beard/8

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 16:25:19 2021 No.15947701 File: 35 KB, 285x320, D92FE023-6DA6-41E5-AC0E-2BD1F0DF6A6F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15947495 I’m kinda chubby right now but my face per se isn’t fat. I’m starting my diet next week though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 16:26:05 2021 No.15947706 >>15936925 Overweight + heavy alcohol use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 16:39:52 2021 No.15947747 >>15936918 4 or 8, but what is really needed is longer hair in order to add volume to your temples.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:09:17 2021 No.15948588 >>15947701 sexy sir

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:10:24 2021 No.15948792 >>15947701 >fatter than hell >kinda chubby kinda chubby is a 32 inch waist around these parts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:12:04 2021 No.15948795 >>15948792 that being said 4 is the best of the options. but really you need to lose 30- 40 pounds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 10:20:30 2021 No.15949571 toothbrush mustache

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 13:03:53 2021 No.15949954 File: 14 KB, 400x268, Ricky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15936918 4 without goatee

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 13:08:25 2021 No.15949974 I generally don't like full beards on round faces, so I'd say a goatee or you can rock a moustache too, genuinely looks good on you. t. bi fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 17:03:56 2021 No.15950495 >>15936918 1 or 3

Anonymous Fri Feb 12 17:05:39 2021 No.15950501
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>>15936918
Hate it hate it hate it hate it

I’ve put up with beards bc I liked the person more than just their face but god why. And you expect women to shave their whole bodies? When you won’t even trim a bit of your face? Fuck this world is so unfair

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 17:10:07 2021 No.15950519 >>15950501 t.singlesnowflakebitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 17:27:11 2021 No.15950560 >>15950501 you are a tranny

>>	Gormless Fri Feb 12 17:31:25 2021 No.15950570 GORMLESS O R M L E S S

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 17:42:01 2021 No.15950604 If you aren't willing to do 7 you're a massive pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 19:23:51 2021 No.15950892 >>15936918 Lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 23:14:26 2021 No.15951355 >>15936918 i like the charlie chaplin mustache

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 23:18:25 2021 No.15951362 >>15936918 7

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 00:22:59 2021 No.15951499 File: 313 KB, 902x1211, 37B71E6A-BD6E-40D6-9F51-21E3EAA48AD9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15936918 Don’t change your appearance due to public pressure, son. Figure out what you find makes you most attractive and flaunt it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 03:13:26 2021 No.15951847 femoid here. 3 or 1. please do not listen to the tools here saying 4 4 would be acceptable if not for the ridiculous sideburns but it still wouldnt be better than 3 or 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 03:15:21 2021 No.15951853 >>15951847 Invalid opinion, bitch. The sideburns complete his look.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 03:16:14 2021 No.15951856 >>15951853 cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 03:48:03 2021 No.15951947 >>15936918 rolling

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 04:18:19 2021 No.15952001 >>15951947 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 10:26:40 2021 No.15952486 >>15951847 Wrong opinion made wrongggger by virtue of being a bitchcunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 11:28:55 2021 No.15952642 >>15936918 7

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 11:29:57 2021 No.15952644 >>15936918 either 1, 4, or 8. 7 looks nice too

Anonymous Sat Feb 13 11:34:31 2021 No.15952656

>>15952644
>>15952642
>>15951947
>>15951362
>>15951355
>>15950604
>>15949571
>>15947424
>>15945348
>>15945148
>>15944070
>>15942854
>>15941017
>>15941007
>>15940939
>>15937631
>>15937462
>>15937290
>>15937127
>>15937022
>>15937012
>>15937004
>>15936967
>>15936955
>>15936942
that's a lot of votes for the toothbrush stache

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 11:40:59 2021 No.15952666 >>15952656 le funny funny hitler stache! So BASED

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 13:11:31 2021 No.15952875 >>15936918 3 and 6 are best. Also shave your head, it's over dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 17:00:09 2021 No.15953404 >>15952666 satan doesnt like hitler, what a surprise

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 17:49:08 2021 No.15953575 >>15936918 No. 6 with a bit of stubble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 17:51:59 2021 No.15953586 >>15947322 Top norf lad

Anonymous Sat Feb 13 18:25:13 2021 No.15953660

>>15936918
>as if these 8 styles are the sum of possibilities
7 is literally a joke. 3 is just a worse version of 2. 4-8 lacking sideburns sucks.

I'd say 4, 5, 6 are decent. 1 and 8 are better. I think sideburns alone would be decent. 1 would look better if you trimmed the moustache like you did for 3.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 13 20:31:01 2021 No.15953933 File: 82 KB, 426x608, beard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pic related

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