/fedcore/

[Anonymous No.15923236]

How does /fa/ feel about fedcore.
How do I make myself look like I work for a federal agency? I just want to look as suspicious as possible.

[Anonymous No.15923240]

What body type/ fat% do I need to pull this off?

[Anonymous No.15923246]

Some inspo

[Anonymous No.15923258]

I kinda feel like there is the more formal style of fedcore and then there’s the less formal type. I think both are perfectly good but it depends if you’re going to be involved in a sting operation or just doing paperwork today.

[Anonymous No.15923265]

>>15923236

[Anonymous No.15923266]

I kinda feel like this is an appropriate shoe for fedcore.

[Anonymous No.15923309]

>>15923236
the jeans are a must-have

[Anonymous No.15923383]

5.11 everything

[Anonymous No.15924167]

>>15923236
Is this some gay fetish that you have? I think it's not even legal to dress like that in public.

[Anonymous No.15924188]

I, Me !1n6WugqKa6, am a prison whore and a slut for horsecum. I eat cum from all sentient beings. I get high by snorting sand. I drink mouthwash as an alcoholic beverage. I give the best advice on /fa/. I am beautiful and intelligent. You will not bully me into having a gay fetish.

[Anonymous No.15924769]

>>15924167
I am not planning on wearing a FBI jacket, just trying to look like I’m an undercover agent.

[Anonymous No.15924776]

>>15924769
>trying to look like
>an undercover agent
>undercover

[Anonymous No.15924782]

>>15924769
>just trying to look like I’m an undercover agent.
Is your self-worth so low that you need to pretend to possess an occupation you don’t have and “secretly” flaunt it to the world?

[Anonymous No.15924854]

>>15923309
Are those kevlar lined or have pockets for ballistic armour or something?

[Anonymous No.15924945]

>>15923236
All you gotta do is be fat my man

[Anonymous No.15925003]

It would be so much cooler if they were PMCs and not feds but they do look bad ass. I suppose theyre all going for that look.

[Anonymous No.15925007]

>>15923265
There was no point in OKC bombing
There was no point in Waco holocausting
There was no point in BDs every to exist
Same goes for America

[Anonymous No.15925016]

>>15925007
>There was no point in OKC bombing
Incorrect. Feds killed unarmed women and children at Waco and Ruby Ridge. They set the terms of engagement. The targeting of women and children in retaliation is not just warranted, but encouraged.

[Anonymous No.15925031]

>>15923236
Have you tried sending in an application

[Anonymous No.15925049]

>>15923236
Fucking keked hard. This is an amazing idea.

>What shirts give off that "I'm wearing a wire" vibe

[Anonymous No.15925070]

>>15923236
Look like you detest fun and probably some tac pants and your good

[Anonymous No.15925079]

[Anonymous No.15925119]

>>15923236
1. be a nigger
2. glow

[Anonymous No.15925184]

>>15923236
I’ve been into this aesthetic for a few years, its kinda comforting to voluntarily erase yourself and do away with all the peacocking. Functional pieces, utilitarian quality, and unassuming looks are the only guidelines you have to follow. I’ve seen it called “Gray Man” since the objective is to become invisible amungst the crowd. I used to thrift some old school outdoors/east coast academic clothes (you don’t want your outfit to be brand new and stand out) and remove any labels or branding I could see. Sure, it’s larpy, but who cares? Nowadays, feds pretty much dress in normie brands however, so you should try to shop like you had an expense accounts. Imagine you had no taste and the gov picked up the tab and you should be all set.
Here’s a few more info if you don’t mind the whole survivalist retardation : https://www.thebugoutbagguide.com/gray-man-theory/

[Anonymous No.15925186]

>>15925184
This is a meme, anon.

[Anonymous No.15925192]

>>15925186
what isn’t?

[Anonymous No.15925257]

>>15925007
>There was no point in OKC bombing

Yes there was and it worked

Rip Timmy

[Anonymous No.15925299]

>>15925031
I don’t have US citizenship, in fact I’m an undocumented alien

[Anonymous No.15925315]

>>15924782
No, anon it’s just aesthetics, you wouldn’t get it.

[Anonymous No.15925450]

>>15925184
What the fuck kind of autism do you have where "dress like everyone around you" is considered revolutionary? Are you that fucking disconnected from society?

[Anonymous No.15925451]

cops are only cool in movies

[Anonymous No.15925455]

>>15925184
>amungst

[Anonymous No.15925467]

Anybody got sweet cop from the FBI Kaczynski auction?
>>15925450
what gave you the impression there is any revolutionary pretence in dressing that way? If you think consciously avoiding fast fashion and trendy consumerism is revolutionary you may have a point, but in of itself, wanting to blend in the crowd is nothing special.

[Anonymous No.15925475]

>>15925467
Yeah, definitely a literal-minded, autistic fuckwad. No wonder you need a guide to dressing normally, and you still come off as "HELLO FELLOW NORMAL PEOPLE".

[Anonymous No.15925502]

>>15925003
PMC>Fed any day of the weak. Unless you're high-tier CIA and influence global politics and the course of human history.

[Anonymous No.15925660]

>>15925475
>Yeah, definitely a literal-minded, autistic fuckwad.
You sure sound like you know what you’re talking about buddy. I just googled gay man and linked a screen grab of the first article to be helpful lol. You don’t need to go through a checklist to dress like normie. Have an orange wedge or some apple juice I think you need it.

[Anonymous No.15925675]

>>15925660
You actually took the word "revolutionary" for its literal, red-flag-waving, grandiose culture change, violent meaning. Again, are you seriously that autismally deficient?

[Anonymous No.15925684]

>>15925675
I understood “revolutionary” as something special as in > wanting to blend in the crowd is nothing special.
But now I know that this special something was you all along

[Anonymous No.15925688]

>>15924776
>>15924782
oh just let the guy larp ffs, i larp like a chav and frequent mid-low-tier cafes so what

[Anonymous No.15925709]

>>15923236
I got you

[Anonymous No.15925717]

>>15923236
I think this is what you're looking for OP

[Anonymous No.15925723]

>>15925684
You directly contradict yourself:
>If you think consciously avoiding fast fashion and trendy consumerism is revolutionary you may have a point
Literally a repeat of a hippy "MUH CONSOOMERISM, MAN" talking point. ConSNEED and admit you're a retard and the pain will stop.

[Anonymous No.15925731]

>>15925688
He can LARP without shitting the board up with these insipid threads.

[Anonymous No.15925741]

>>15925731
And the rest of the board isn't shit up with insipid threads? 99% of these faggy A E S T H E T I C S are for bored middle class mental teenagers trying to purchase an identity off a shelf since they're too weak or dumb to form one themselves.

[NotCecil No.15925744]

>>15923236
STOLEN VALOR

[Anonymous No.15925745]

>>15925741
Blameshifting ain’t gonna work.

[Anonymous No.15925771]

>>15925745
It's a statement of fact at this point. I wouldn't mind because weird people and deviant subcultures have always existed, but in this day and age it only takes one of them to do something fucking stupid to ruin the item for all the other normal people who don't partake in their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15925782]

>>15923236
picrel is the new look. the two feds that got dusted should have taken a knee and they would still be alive. Their outfits are for kneeling, not fighting.

[Anonymous No.15925803]

>>15925723
that’s next level grand autismo my man. Thanks for the chuckle. Don’t forget to drink that juice box

[Anonymous No.15925830]

>>15925803
>NO U
would have been more concise.

[Anonymous No.15925876]

>>15925830
I merely said it’s chill not to draw attention to yourself and you immediately went unhinged. I don’t know what to tell you pal, sounds to me like you’ve got issues.

[Anonymous No.15926773]

>>15923236
>anon wants to larp to boost self-esteem

[Anonymous No.15926805]

>>15923236
>be very slim
>wear a suit (they're called suits for a reason)
>don't wear jackets with brands on them, it's not subtle and, I suspect, illegal, and they'd ruin the next point
>carry a full-sized, it'll show beneath your suit
>bonus points if you live in a European country where CCWs are exceedingly rare, people will automatically assume you're secret service, even some cops - others will stop you and ask to see your loicense though
>almost forgot, wear gold aviators with green lenses or darker for that extra suspicious look

[Anonymous No.15927005]

>>15925003
>No mags

Gay

[Anonymous No.15927009]

be overweight and wear someone's dad's vision of "business casual"

there's nothing cool about it

[Anonymous No.15927113]

>>15925876
As a former gay cop, I know that boys like you are used as cumdumps

[Anonymous No.15927212]

>>15925717
I would replace the cargo pants with dark blue jeans but yes, anon thank you.

[Anonymous No.15927962]

>>15923236
Some inspo, this guy was tailing Chelsea Manning

[Anonymous No.15928052]

>>15927005

This is early training, what do you do train w live ammo in your own home?

[Anonymous No.15928223]

>>15927962
Yes, this is the idea.
>dress like this
>go to a mall or other public place
>go about your errands but constantly look back as if you’re checking if somebody’s following you
>stare at people in the food court
>make them feel awkward or uncomfortable
> you are now /fedcore/

[Anonymous No.15928230]

>sunglasses
>suit
>phosphorescence

done

[Anonymous No.15928641]

>>15928230
>phosphorescence
how do i achieve glowing in the dark in practical terms???

[Anonymous No.15928962]

>>15927962
>guy was tailing Chelsea Manning
As if it isn't his schizo brain telling him it is, probably just a random dude recognizing him from the news.

[Anonymous No.15929421]

>>15928641
the first step involves small-scale nuclear fallout

[Anonymous No.15930345]

>>15923236
>I just want to look as suspicious as possible
why do you want to be a nigg, anon?

[Anonymous No.15930668]

>>15930345
so what you’re saying is that I should change my race?