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Hey how do I remove body hair in the least painful way? I'm talking about MY ASS and MY BALLS. No gay shit. My ass hair makes wiping a mess and farts too loud I was found out on a zoom meeting. My balls because I want more blowjobs. That's it I just want my dick sucked more often and when they see my fucking jewfro on my balls they get all handsy and no mouthy. There's gotta be some faggots or trannies on here who know some trick.

No I wont shave my ass or balls. A: that's gay. B: it grows back super itchy.

>> No.15911059

nair

>> No.15911107

>>15911054
nice b8 jewbacca

>> No.15912085

>>15911059
haha does this work? asking for a friend ;^)

>> No.15912087

>>15911054
use fucking scissors

>> No.15912135

Philips multigroom trimmer has worked well for me. I just trim my face and chest though.

>> No.15912150

>>15911054
Nobody wants to hear about you wiping your hairy ass dude wtf?!
Use a razor. Shaving cream and after shave shit esp for sensitive skin.
Ugh.
I’m a visual person and you just made me scowl so FU

>> No.15912664

Wait. Doesn't removing asshole hair make your farts louder? Isn't it hard to fart silently without hair? Idk that's what I heard.

>> No.15912729

>>15911054
Alright, save up the money to get laser hair removal.

I did it for my sideburns and armpits. Great investment.

Yes it's painful. But being pretty hurts, anon.

>> No.15912733

Pull most of it with your hands and shave the rest of it with a razor. Or just laser it off.

>> No.15912755

>>15912733
Pull hair out with hands?
Great advice
Do you guys actually do this? Bc I wouldn’t doubt it

>> No.15912756

>>15912755
Yeah.

>> No.15914381

>>15912755
are you a female or legitimately gay?

>> No.15914444

>>15911054
>No I wont shave my ass or balls. A: that's gay. B: it grows back super itchy.

Then just trim it. You’re only other option is waxing your balls and ass and laser hair removal. Just shave with the grain and you’ll be fine

Either that or accept that you’ll just get handjobs and shitty farts

>> No.15914447

>>15912085
No. It burns like a bitch and it says on there to not use for pubes

>> No.15914450

>>15912729
I've heard laser only works really well for dark hair on people with lighter skin though.

>> No.15914889

Wax strips, hurts slight for a second, buzz hairs to be short-ish and then use NADS wax strips. No itchy regrowth like shaving, which is WAY, WAAAAAAY worse than a split second of pain from waxing. The itchy-ness will last a week and a half, more if the hairs are ingrown.

Be warned, your ass will sweat noticeably more and your farts will squeak up your crack and bubble out the top of your ass.

>> No.15914895

>>15914444
how can I increase the quality of my farts

>> No.15914912

>>15914895
Based and fartpilled

God I love farting

>> No.15915010

>>15912150
stop driving drunk

>> No.15915020

>>15912150
>clicks and reads entire post
>omigod I hate your hairy ass OP I’m a visual person

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>>15912150
you’re a visually funny looking horsefucker

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>>15912150
Everything is about you. I will try my hardest not to offend you. You’re so important. You’re beautiful. You’re a goddess

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>>15912150
>I pictured your hairy ass OP I’m so grossed out
Shut the fuck up, fuck-up

>> No.15916183

>manscaping groin
>>>/fit/
Your crotch dick/balls and taint depilatory issue has been discussed in /fit/ before at length. I remember that they had a similar thread with lengthy discussion a few months ago. You should make another thread there, as those bros will give much more varied direct answers.

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15916187

>>15912150
>nobody wants to
>I speak for everyone
>it's all about me

Indre you're a disgusting hag inside and out

>> No.15916195

>>15916187
cringe uneffay crime lmao trip should’ve stuck to being an animal cumdrain

>> No.15916201

so waxing balls works?

>> No.15916437

>>15912150
stupid whore can’t keep its holes closed

>> No.15917735

>>15916195
I didn't realize when I was editing but there's 2 on her record, and in her state it means she was caught driving drunk a total of 4 times as the first is just a ticket and the 2nd is a license suspension, the 3rd and 4th are criminal charges. What an inconsiderate cunt.

>> No.15917757

>>15917735
Dude the 3rd one is a felony.
And I’m not adding that to my record.
I’ll walk barefoot in the rain on the side of the road before I catch another dui.

>>15916195
Don’t worry my record has more effay shit on it ;)

>> No.15917806

>>15917757
You seem like a nice lass, i have talked to you a few times on here, i consider you a mate, ignore the bellends on here luv they are thick as pig shit.

>> No.15917821

>>15917806
:)

>> No.15918222

>>15917821
sike bitch

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>>15911054
>My ass hair makes farts too loud

What? Arse hair mutes your farts. As soon as you have a hairless butt, every fart is a trumpet fart.

>> No.15918378

>>15911054
use soap and a razor in the shower
might clog your drain but oh well just clear it out later.

>> No.15918435

>>15918255
The sound-dampening effect of ass hairs is overstated. Farts are produced due to the flapping of the ass-hole. Farting with an open hole produces no sound.

>> No.15918513

>>15918435
underrated philosofart

>> No.15919318

>>15918435
based