/fa/ - Fashion - #15860682

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Anonymous Tue Jan 12 03:00:04 2021 No.15860682 [DELETED]

GENTLEMEN!
ITS TIME TO STOP LISTENING TO THE ADVISE REGURGITATED ON /FA/ NO ONE HERE HAS ANY CLUE HOW TO DRESS. LOOK AT THE WAYWT THREAD FOR REFERENCE. WHAT A JOKE! HEY, I’M ALPHA M, ONE OF YOUTUBES LEADING FASHION/LIFE GURU. IM HERE TO OFFER YOU AN ALTERNATIVE TO /FA/ THAT NOT ONLY WILL IT CHANGE YOUR LIFE BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU THE CENTER OF ATTENTION AROUND THE SEXY SENORITAS! WINK! WINK! SUBSCRIBE TO MY YT CHANNEL TO START YOUR JORNEY!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 05:06:22 2021 No.15860797 File: 23 KB, 1008x162, kh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 06:44:53 2021 No.15860894 >>15860797 >minecraft profile pic I’m sure he did change the life of this spoiled westernized soiboi Arab/pakistani 13-year-old.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Tue Jan 12 06:48:12 2021 No.15860896 File: 175 KB, 1280x720, alpha m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheers, Alpha! Good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 09:56:48 2021 No.15861185 this fucker fills me with so much rage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 09:59:25 2021 No.15861189 Cheers from India!!!! Thanks to you very much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 10:01:22 2021 No.15861193 File: 320 KB, 437x457, GENTS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GENTLEMEN!! today we are going to learn how to go from the cute shy nice guy to the HOT BAD BOI First!! You'll need a LEATHER JACKET. OH yeah you feel them BAD BOI VIBES

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 10:02:16 2021 No.15861197 based alpha M

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 10:06:41 2021 No.15861207 >>15860682 Someone post the video of him meeting his fans and it's just brown manlets

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 10:15:03 2021 No.15861220 >>15860682 I hate this weird MGTOW Dr. Oz wannabe SO fucking much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 10:37:07 2021 No.15861266 >screams every sentence

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 11:25:46 2021 No.15861345 >>15861185 fills u up with cum lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 11:27:20 2021 No.15861348 This joke is even funnier when you remember most people who post on fa are mentally ill goofy looking people >goofy nerds making fun of a less goofy albeit still annoying youtuber

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 11:43:21 2021 No.15861377 File: 203 KB, 1080x1350, 8082A952-1F12-438E-9B2E-5EE0227FED5F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860682 >5”6 >Alpha Lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 11:46:22 2021 No.15861381 File: 9 KB, 225x225, E136760D-DDF2-4772-9D26-85D9EB8B0C68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860682 >mfw spicy señoritas walk by

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 11:55:10 2021 No.15861391 >>15860682 why do 3rd worlders idolize him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 12:13:05 2021 No.15861434 File: 571 KB, 858x617, 1598223367971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15860682 >NO ONE HERE HAS ANY CLUE HOW TO DRESS And no one ever has. You fucking idiot. How new are you??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:37:50 2021 No.15861750 >>15861434 Yet you still browse /fa/ ya fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:39:44 2021 No.15861754 GAY ---> ALSO GAY ---> STILL GAY imagine piercing your ears like a woman and thinking your opinion about real men matters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:45:15 2021 No.15861763 >>15861189 Please do the needful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:46:23 2021 No.15861767 >>15861754 pierced ears in men get the spicy senoritas That's why all bad boys do it and losers like you are stuck in a conservative caveman mentality and not get any spicy pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:46:49 2021 No.15861769 >>15861754 >piercing your ears like a woman Decorative piercing is a man’s practice that women adopted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:53:08 2021 No.15861790 >>15861767 >>15861769 This High heels and makeup were invented for men. But now, men who wear them are seen as unmasculine. All due to women thieving our style

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:56:37 2021 No.15861800 File: 1.28 MB, 1284x2028, 1721CDA3-D7FB-4F01-B5C4-8AEE2EE34F46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861790 >>15861769

Anonymous Tue Jan 12 14:58:41 2021 No.15861806

>>15861790
It’s all due to women and proles. Women rob men’s practices to appear manly as a means to gain power. Feminism now empowers them, leaving men with nothing.

Proles cope with constructed “masculine” ideals of the joy of labouring and practicality, and spit disdain towards luxuries they can never have.

Masculinity is luxury.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 15:16:52 2021 No.15861846 >>15861377 5'6 is short for sure but what does height have to do with being alpha? zzz

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 12 16:23:31 2021 No.15862004 >>15861391 >5”6 almost their height, whiter version of them, standard ass polyester hm advice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 00:14:40 2021 No.15863260 He looks like a wrinkly old elf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 07:39:30 2021 No.15864105 >>15860682 why do americans smile that much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 11:30:51 2021 No.15864595 >>15860682 stop hating on this dude. 5 years ago he was accepted here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 11:47:37 2021 No.15864663 >>15860682 I'm jealous how his shoe collection is worth 5 figs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 11:52:55 2021 No.15864681 >sell the promise of sex to incels >???????? >profit don't hate the player, hate the game you can be sure he cringes at his fanbase more than we do

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 11:54:04 2021 No.15864688 >>15861846 SHUT THE FUCK UP MANLET

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 11:54:58 2021 No.15864694 >>15864105 I noticed Americans are incredibly disingenuous, they all come across as salespeople trying to sell you something -- the fake smiling, the hyperbolic reactions to everything, it's so weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 11:55:59 2021 No.15864697 >>15861377 Its pretty funny when short people get ridiculous high quiffs to try add like 3 inch on their height. Guaranteed he has lifts on too

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 12:28:03 2021 No.15864818 >>15861391 He's short, slightly brown and dresses like a gaudy sexcore weirdo so they think his image is easily attainable

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 12:49:38 2021 No.15864883 >>15864875 he's already picking the spot where to poo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 17:40:29 2021 No.15865777 Love from India!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 19:16:45 2021 No.15866046 >>15861377 doesn't look bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 13 19:31:40 2021 No.15866086 >>15864694 Agreed, same with Europeans. Everything about them seems fake. Only real people left are South Americans or Africans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 03:42:25 2021 No.15866939 >>15866086 You have never met an Argie or Brazilian apparently

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 03:55:12 2021 No.15866969 >>15866939 I'm not a pedophile why would I go to those countries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 04:20:06 2021 No.15866993 sirs please do the needful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 07:11:49 2021 No.15867157 >>15866993 helo deer xoxo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 07:46:03 2021 No.15867208 File: 455 KB, 581x536, Screenshot_20210114_124436_com.google.android.youtube.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO MANLET BROS... WE GOT COCKY

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 09:46:42 2021 No.15867422 File: 59 KB, 570x767, 4b61abba921c14bad49c7a2ef4ab5c85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He even has merch now

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 11:27:03 2021 No.15867594 >>15861806 Truth, but I must still cope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 11:43:39 2021 No.15867634 This guy has a skincare line but still has a face like a wrinkled lizard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 12:41:14 2021 No.15867809 >>15864688 You're putting down another man for something out of their control. Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 12:47:37 2021 No.15867822 >>15860682 did billy mays fake his death so he could follow his passion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 12:56:30 2021 No.15867856 >>15861377 you can wear all the lifts and boots you want, but hair-frauding is at another level of cope

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Jan 14 13:05:41 2021 No.15867895 File: 614 KB, 414x810, spicy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 13:14:50 2021 No.15867920 >>15861377 Gardenome core

Anonymous Thu Jan 14 16:50:30 2021 No.15868442
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>>15867422
G E N T L E M E N...
We need to talk. I was just on the phone with your weird uncle Barry and he told me about your SWEET-ASS bachelor pad. Said he liked what you did with the wallpaper. And the houseplants. And let's not forget about the SLEEK SEXY STYLISH furniture, baby! BUT you forgot just one super important item. That one special thing that really makes your crib POP and bring everything together all BINGO-BANGO-TWO-TO-TANGO.

Lemme introduce you to... TrollphaM. WHOOOOAAAAT? That's right gents, an exclusive LIMITED EDITION collectable statue designed by yours truly. Just pop him on the shelf and you'll have no trouble impressing whichever SPICY SENORITA you decide to bring home with you.

Just hit that link down below and grab yourself a FUNKY FASHION-FORWARD friend, the one and only TROLLPHA M.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 17:52:43 2021 No.15868554 >>15868442 >pic Saved

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 18:07:43 2021 No.15868586 >>15867822 Billy mays was at least 4x as attractive and 5'10", he'd have mogged the hell out of GoblinM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 18:08:45 2021 No.15868589 >>15867809 Imagine being this short

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 18:13:21 2021 No.15868600 File: 212 KB, 915x678, better height chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15861377 kikes. seems every manlet has to specialize in fashion, lifting or martial arts (only grappling)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 18:18:52 2021 No.15868610 File: 169 KB, 853x739, Realistic Height Chart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15867809 you could always move to china.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 18:20:21 2021 No.15868615 >>15860682 jew

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 18:57:02 2021 No.15868690 What's with that thing in his left eye anyway? That black spot next to his iris.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 19:01:51 2021 No.15868704 File: 108 KB, 1280x720, What do you mean you haven't heard of Tiege Hanley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868690 Some kind of weird pigmentation issue. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvA_cVB1QY (skip to 15:15)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 19:12:10 2021 No.15868747 India please

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 19:17:27 2021 No.15868764 They should build a statue of this guy over in india they seem to idolize him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 19:36:14 2021 No.15868805 >>15868764 I'm surprised they haven't added him to their 330 million gods yet.

Anonymous Thu Jan 14 20:47:17 2021 No.15868945

>>15868600
>fashion, lifting or martial arts (only grappling)
Lol why is this so true.

Like I lift, but its just something I do to stay aesthetic. Its always midgets that are powerlifters, littering the gym in chalk and screaming as they sumo deadlift.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 14 21:17:13 2021 No.15868995 angel teeth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 03:42:18 2021 No.15869793 >>15866086 > relaxing around blacks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 03:57:59 2021 No.15869814 >>15868764 fucking lol I can see that >watch alpha M >attempt stubble and suit and big watch and aviators and slick back hair >message white American girls en masse with garbled dirty talk fuck me I don't even hate em the poor bastards

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 04:10:21 2021 No.15869822 >>15861377 >5”6 >Alpha kek. This. 5' 7-3/4" masterrace here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 04:53:36 2021 No.15869877 File: 8 KB, 240x240, 1609912115587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15868704 >that voice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 06:16:44 2021 No.15870008 >>15860682 more like : > gay -> gay -> gay

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 07:31:59 2021 No.15870139 >>15868442 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 08:00:36 2021 No.15870210 >>15860682 God, he reminds me of Chris McClain from Total Drama Island.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 08:02:53 2021 No.15870217 >>15867513 What constitutes a bad gay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 10:48:38 2021 No.15870600 >>15860682 THANKU U VERY MUCH MUCH LOVE FROM PAKISTAN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 15:20:40 2021 No.15871431 tank u for advice to get bobs and vegana love from india

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 15:33:35 2021 No.15871463 >>15870217 If they're a top

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 15 16:14:34 2021 No.15871586 >>15860682 he has terrible skin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 05:09:09 2021 No.15873097 GENTLEMAN TWO WORDS TIEGE HANLEY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 11:44:56 2021 No.15873750 >>15868600 5.9 os the cutoff, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 11:49:52 2021 No.15873757 >>15873750 It’s not

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 13:12:51 2021 No.15873949 >>15861391 tank u from india alpha sir, very tankful

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 16 13:16:19 2021 No.15873955 >>15868442 based

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